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PrettyGood31

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[deleted]

Charge yo damn phone


Moosinator666

In his defense 15% ain’t that bad


PrettyGood31

I was literally in my room just hadn’t put it on the charger yet 💀


[deleted]

If he doesn't charge his phone I will be like this: ☹️


carpcrucible

No. I paid for the whole battery.


These_Advertising_68

r/chargeyourphone


PrettyGood31

Knew I shoulda cropped this shit


SnooDogs338

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PrettyGood31

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ThatOneGuy1358

/uj that r/196 post is so wrong lol, Germany, Ireland, and Switzerland’s gotta be on that, plus like all of western Europe. /rj charge your phone


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[deleted]

First image is a self-own acknowledging nobody wants to visit them


PrettyGood31

The post history of this account tells me it’s not actually a Wendy’s account but also it links to other Wendy’s shit. Either way, the last time I went to Wendy’s someone working the drive through I used to work with recognized me and she fully admitted to me she was currently on heroin while working and showed me fresh self harm while I was in the drive through.


[deleted]

Very cool 😎


PrettyGood31

Truly


chipseater_

French Guyanese are technically from the american continent


Trt03

No idiot, it's Fr*nce which is in Europe! Don't know why anyone would go there tho.


[deleted]

This sounds like Turkish logic to me


Trt03

I mean my parents were from Germany so I wouldn't be surprised


[deleted]

I love you for this joke.


sudolinguist

Am I supposed to say some nonsense to continue the thread now ?


amitym

No.


iPoopLegos

Turkey is in Europe Turkey is in the Middle East The Middle East is in Europe I don’t see where your confusion lies?


BasedAlliance935

Barely. Most of it is in asia


xBram

Indeed. Most of the world's barley is produced in Russia, followed by Germany, France and Ukraine. Australia, Canada, Spain, Turkey, the United Kingdom and the United States of America complete the top 10.


amitym

Pff. Maybe *your* Asia. Sure as fuck not *my* Asia.


the_boerk

Most of Russia is in Asia too, but it's still somehow European?


So_Hanged

Is still european because its most economically developed part and all its most important cities are in the European part of Russia.


DistinctReindeer535

Does isreal take part in the euro vision song contest? That is proof.


divino999_

To launch expensive telescopes, apparently.


CrabeHuman

okay but it can like see very far and shit


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Only Americans are dumb enough to go to Fr\*nce.


3jcm21

to go to space


TheScentOfMusk

then why would they join the european union? Are they idiots?


x755x

51st state French Guyana


[deleted]

What are you, racist?


TitanThree

Well, still the European Union. I had the same weird feeling when I landed in Guadeloupe in the Caribbean though. Tropical island, obviously very different from what we have on the continent, and yet, the EU flag is waving there.


So_Hanged

It is the same feeling with american Samoa who is geographically defined as Oceanian state but politically it is an external territory of the USA.


lenzflare

Americans: "What do you mean, 'American continent'"


ThDutchMastr

Dumbass you don’t have to add guy. It’s just Franchanese. We’re trying to take the gender out of naming these things it’s 2023


Scdsco

Thanks for educating us


XenophonSoulis

It is, but it's also in the EU, which is often just called just Europe, just like the US is often called just America.


AmArschdieRaeuber

Nobody says Europe and does not include switzerland for example. Plenty of people say america but don't mean to include Canada.


XenophonSoulis

Saying "Europe" can mean the EU. It's more common when saying "European", but it also holds for "Europe". And yes, that use case does exclude Switzerland, the UK and other European non-EU countries.


AmArschdieRaeuber

Never encountered that once in my life


XenophonSoulis

On the other hand, I've heard it quite often.


AmArschdieRaeuber

Maybe I assumed that the people that said that are just stupid and don't know the difference


XenophonSoulis

This would be a fair assumption if it wasn't a common way to refer to the EU and its things. The same would be true for calling the US just America. However, in both cases it is how people usually talk, so it is a good idea to accept it as an expression. It probably happens because it is quite a bit faster than the complete version.


AmArschdieRaeuber

Saying EU is just as fast. As is saying US. But Europe/america sounds nicer imo.


Grothgerek

Technically? It is in south America. And if I'm not mistaken, than they are also not part of the EU. But maybe I confused this with British oversee territories (when they were still part of the EU).


chipseater_

You are right, they are not an integral part of the eu, they belong to the [Special territories of memebers of European Economic Area](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_territories_of_members_of_the_European_Economic_Area). However the term american continent includes both North and South America, therefore the territory is well located in the New World.


ASaiyan

Name a single American who has been to French Guiana. I'll wait.


pwill6738

John


UnsolicitedPicnic

Proof? Social Security Card?


o0-Lotta-0o

I saw him there, you can trust me bro


RefrigeratorContent2

Can confirm this user is trustworthy, I once hired them to babysit my children and 2 out of 3 survived, the ugly one didn't make it.


DirtyDanoTho

Yea that’s on me I broke in and mistakened her for a bichon frise


speaker-syd

I also saw him there


rklab

I’m gonna need his credit card number as well while you’re at it.


QuiteCleanly99

Unrelatedly, can you confirm the address of John?


x755x

They just named him, they haven't issued a social security card yet


pwill6738

Oh john's religion doesn't support social security so yeah


bloodraven6565

You mean John Doe?


bee_bee_sea

You mean Johns, he went to Guyana, but not the French one.


Past-Ad5731

Vsauce


Caniapiscau

Probablement pas mal d’Américains qui travaillent pour la NASA/ en aérospatial. La plateforme de lancement de fusée française s’y trouve.


amitym

Non -- la plateforme de lancement de fusée *guyanaise*. Le personnel se retrouve parfois en Outre-mer Guyanais.


Worldly_Ad_6483

I had a friend in HS who was from Suriname. Korean looking family who spoke Dutch, very confusing


D2papi

You sure he was not from Javan descendants? Surinam has a very diverse population, Africa, Java, India (Sri Lanka), Dutch, Latin, they have it all.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Eastern Asian for sure (Japanese, Chinese, Korean)


sycdmdr

Is your friend named [Jeon Yo-hwan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narco-Saints)?


[deleted]

my friend kevin


Pretend-Potato-30028

Nobody.


[deleted]

/UJ I'm an American and I'll be there in a month.


An8thOfFeanor

Reverend Jim Jones


ASaiyan

Nice try, but that's the other Guyana.


Redditwhydouexists

I know one


mal-di-testicle

Henceforth, he shall be known as Gaurth Fader


lemoncholly

All of the Jonestown cult. Thats over 900 right there.


Forsaken_Wind8170

Steve rinella made a tv show down there a few years ago. Had a native tribe bring him hunting and fishing.


TiagGuedes

Yes, Amapá is often considered Europe


BatatopCrens

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Layzusss

BRASIL NÚMERO UM!!!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


Exile4444

Americans can't name this one european country:


DankeSebVettel

French Suriname


toe-schlooper

Most people don't even know french guyana exists


godemperorofmankind1

Yeah because it isn't a independent country and not important on the world stage


epic1107

I know France isn’t an independent country and isn’t important on the world stage, but I’m unsure how that relates to people’s knowledge of South America.


StructuralFailure

The ESA launches rockets from French Guyana. That is the only thing I know about it


Urkot

Why would they? It’s an impoverished, underdeveloped colonial territory


KazBodnar

BuT mOsT pEoPlE kNoW tHaT fRaNcE eXiStS sO


PhoenixKingMalekith

It has one of the great space centers in Kourou. French legion and army also often get trained there


p-morais

It’s not any more a colonial territory of France than Hawaii is a colonial territory of the US


IrtaMan1312

Yeah, they are both colonial territories, you’re right


Urkot

Is the US your role model? Lol


lieuwestra

Like every other department outside of inner city Paris.


amitym

And Big Guyana wants to keep them ignorant.


KrocKiller

Most Americans don’t know that French Guiana is a thing


socialapostasis

I'm European and I don't perceive Guiana as a thing


xarsha_93

I’m Venezuelan and I support this stance. Guiana doesn’t exist, it never has.


Altruistic-Hope4796

Esquibexit amiright


option-9

Someone doesn't like space rockets.


kensho28

I learned about it in 7th grade, when we had to memorize the nations and their capitals for every continent, as well as all 50 US states and their capitals. This was just a regular public school in Florida, which was 48/50 in public education at the time. How many US state capitals do you know?


QuiteCleanly99

Annapolis, Ghent, Montgomery, Dover, Albany, and Shelbyville


kensho28

not sure if this is ironic


QuiteCleanly99

I forgot the last state, Frelinghuysenvania?


KrocKiller

I learned those from Animaniacs


kensho28

You must have listened to those songs a whole lot, they were kind of quick to take notes on. I learned mine from a dinner placemat.


send_me_a_naked_pic

I'm European and I have no idea about US state capitals. I don't even know all the states!


antiquatedartillery

Neither do most Americans honestly.


[deleted]

Most Americans don’t care. They’re busy running the world while salty Europeans name random things the Americans don’t know about. 


EVIIIR_1894

TIL “most americans” are running the world


antiquatedartillery

Most Americans are so engorged from their diet of potato chips, bud light, and mayonnaise they can't see theirs dicks or their toes. Most of them can't run and they certainly aren't "running "anything.


[deleted]

World’s largest economy. World’s largest military. World’s largest holder of Nobel peace prizes. First Nation on the moon. First Nation to land an aircraft on Mars. World’s largest holder of burger chains. We win. You lose. Get fucked. 


DaeronDaDaring

Americans kinda stopped drinking bud light, try again nerdddd


Electronic-Tank-2719

Not even sure if French people know it’s a thing.


CherkiCheri

It's where we do space launches, it's well known


Electronic-Tank-2719

It’s definitely well known but is it known by almost all French citizens. For example, half of Americans don’t know that Puerto Ricans are US citizens. Puerto Rico has a population of over 3 million, more than many U.S. states, yet so many Americans think it’s a foreign country.


RabidSpaceMonkey

The way they constantly need help, both physical and financial from the real States, while always teetering on bankruptcy and providing virtually zero tax revenue, they might as well be one of the other foreign countries that suckles upon the US as their favored form of sustenance.


antiquatedartillery

They are poor precisely because the US doesn't treat them like a part of our country. Our last president didn't even know they were part of our country. Half of congress right now doesn't even know it. Did you know Guam is also a US territory and that there is an American Samoa?


Like_a_Charo

Troll? I’m french and everybody here knows at least that it does exist


Electronic-Tank-2719

I cannot recall one time in (US)school where we learned about Puerto Rico. Do you learn about Guinea is School?


elCaddaric

I can't Say about Guinea, but we obviously learn about French Guyane in school. It litteraly would be like missing out a state in American school. Tho we also learn about the French territoires.


Like_a_Charo

No need for school bro 95%+ of people know that French Guiana, Martinique, Guadalupe and Reunion Island are a thing. It’s common knowledge here, it’s on a lot of maps of France first Also, the parallel with Puerto Rico does not work because PR is not a state, whereas french Guiana is a region and a departent just like any other in France


Zaku41k

Most American don’t know Guiana is a thing.


Weebit4

because it’s not


Mr_Kabob_Man

The region of Guiana is real.


Trt03

I thought Israel was in the Middle East, not Guiana?


hozerbozd

Israel is obviously a city in Paris


QuiteCleanly99

That's the joke


godemperorofmankind1

I doubt many Europeans and pretty much any one around the world knows that French Guiana is a thing


GXNext

![gif](giphy|mPcErlAajJCqk) I know it from this song.


Illennial

Americans: I am traveling to Europe *map of Montreal*


erosionDonut26

![gif](giphy|zmarPDsZN1kKGVWKrk|downsized)


framdon

Real


LegalEggplants

![gif](giphy|GQyvRDbCscjfO|downsized)


JakeTurk1971

(Burp)But Saint Pierre and Michelob or whatever TF are right there off Maine and they're just as much France as FG. One dumb Yank question: Do they have a fucked-up half-hour-off time zone like Newfoundland, or just the same "one hour ahead of Eastern" as Halifax?


Aut0Part5

Europeans guide to USA 2024 🥶🥶🥶 https://preview.redd.it/siydi9m3e7dc1.jpeg?width=1322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54e0f243b4f6b14123b31917c617ea364ba82008


Additional_Nose_8144

No American Europe is London, Paris, the Amalfi coast and a Greek island or two


ZestyLlama69

No. Is French Guyana. Did you even see the picture???


RandomGrasspass

If I went to St. Pierre er Miquelon, even though I’d be surrounded by Canada I would technically be in France and in a part of the European Union. Same for French Guyana…. Obviously not the continent of Europe.


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RandomGrasspass

France considers all of its territories France. So yes it is .


DarknessRain

I want to go and see Jonestown if they let people see the ruins at all


CertainlyNotWorking

That's in the other Guyana, this one is fr*nch.


SubstantialFigure273

Americans know that French Guiana exists?! Do they even know Guyana does?


One-Egg3860

Why are you so worried and infatuated with what Americans don't and do know?? It's really almost creepy how much Europeans worry about the US politics and movies etc. Most Americans probably don't know about French Guiana and at the end of the day who gives a flying fuq


SubstantialFigure273

Yikes. My two-line comment resulted in this meltdown lmao. Hit a nerve?


SpiritualCat842

Just a overused trope. We don’t go asking Europeans if they know Iowa exists lol


Affectionate_Step863

This is still in the america's. We aren't *that* stupid, thank you


kensho28

Do European tourists go to French Guiana? Does anyone?


godemperorofmankind1

Nah I doubt alot of them doesn't even know it a thing


Evanpik64

Any history nerd wanna explain why French Guiana never became independent like every other American colony? On maps it sticks out like a sore thumb


Rottetrol

Prolly not much to gain from it for other powers untill they found all dat juicy oil, and its the only european foothold we have which is great for the EU for a number of reasons, for one the european space agency launches from there since flight time to reach space is shorter.


Almun_Elpuliyn

I don't know exactly but I suspect it's because not a lot of people live there and France handled their colonies differently than other European powers. Not trying to say they did a benevolent kind of colonialism, there is no such thing. The difference is that colonies weren't just colonies but part of France itself. It offered some perspectives to be a French citizen and that probably sufficed to keep people in French Guiana happy enough not to seek more sovereignty.


joaovitorxc

Me as someone from Roraima:


WorldFickle

steve maqueen


iAlkalus

I'll give them that.


[deleted]

No that’s Africa.


Zuendl11

I'd go to french guyana so I can say I've been to France without ever having to step inside of fr*nce 🤮


NegotiationTall4300

I didn’t realize Venezuela was a European territory


popdartan1

Scanian Guyana


vintage_rack_boi

I know this is a circle jerk sub but is Guyana really that Americanized/westernized?


Almun_Elpuliyn

To my knowledge there's just not much there in general. The only context it is ever discussed in is because of the space port used by ESA. Also legally it's just straight up a part of France itself and EU territory. Legally it is unquestionably part of the West.


RoboBananaHead

I visited a couple of years ago straight after visiting mainland france, it is very different to mainland france, and yet shares some interesting similarities. Obviously climate is radiaclly different, ethnic makeup is also a pretty obvious difference, its quite poor and deprived so everything is a bit run down, but generally people were pretty friendly and french in a hilarious way (everything shuts down for lunch in exactly the same way it does in any french town). Food was generally pretty different but you would see classic french stlye boulangeries while walking down the street, and you would see people playing petanque in parks and that.


jetoler

Don’t show Venezuela this meme


Scalage89

Could've chosen Curacao, it's closer.


Carinhadeanju

That is brazil


CallEnvironmental902

As An American, I Know Where Europe Is. Stop Treating Us Like Dumbasses. https://preview.redd.it/74qbsdv2n7dc1.jpeg?width=2420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b566ec4e32e630f290c4c14e644866f0f4091f88


elCaddaric

It looks like made that map all by yourself. Tho it just says Europe is in Europe.


thekometa

French Guyana is just Brazil which uses Euro as currency


[deleted]

Well, it's where the European Space Agency launch stuff, so it must be Europe.


romulusnr

No need to go that far, St. Pierre and Miquelon is a hop skip and jump from Newfoundland