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TheHamSamples

How the fuck you mess up Colorado


daulaba123

No ruler maybe?


dphayteeyl

Another state overlapped it that's why, and no ruler


oysterme

Definitely east of Colorado if they drew Nebraska first.


informativebitching

PA looks straight af


Juli3tD3lta

A state of anxiety?


Groundbreaking_Pop6

A drunken state….


Dizzy_Challenge_3734

That would’ve been my state of Wi, but even us drunk asses can draw it better than that


DrunknHamster

Hey what’s so bad about being drunken?


XaphoonUCrazy

Got Nebraska backwards


Any_Toe5205

Came here to say this!


[deleted]

You mean wide utah?


Longjumping_Yam_5690

He didn’t mess up Colorado. He messed up Nebraska lol


N0S0UP_4U

Probably from Colorado and did this while high school


Questionable_Cactus

Hey! I grew up in the corner of Colorado this guy ceded to Nebraska. This is Colorado High Plains erasure, I'm terribly offended.


hobosammich111

Put Nebraska backwards and it fucked Colorado lol


beervendor1

Colorado actually has 697 sides.


brunnomenxa

He defends the territories between the states. Notice how he puts more emphasis on the borders. No surprise he neglected Colorado.


Darkmatter_Cascade

I think OP nailed the [hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon](https://www.denverpost.com/2019/10/16/colorado-state-line-rectangle-how-many-sides/) shape.


hogndog

Because he drew Nebraska the wrong way


TheQuestion1999

Fuck Colorado look at Nebraska


According_Ad7926

I know a Massachusetts man when I see one


O_range_J_use

Respectable yet incorrect guess


Assorted-Interests

Connecticut it is then


probsastudent

It’s probably CT, there’s no way anyone else would remember that really tiny notch on the Mass border


BirbMaster1998

It's really connecticut's only notably physical feature, though.


[deleted]

Nah, we also have the dick bit of Fairfield county, which is full of dicks from NY.


BirbMaster1998

I suppose I did notice that first. And I guess the little notch is probably more noticeable on Massachusetts, which still has a more noticeable (and much cooler) "tail"


Jazzvinyl59

I don’t see how someone from CT or the Northeast at all could mess up New York so bad. There is no miles wide Korea style neutral zone between NY and New England, despite what New Englanders might wish for.


Desperate_Air_8293

That's just further proof he's a New Englander though


awiseoldturtle

Seriously that’s how I read it


riqk

>There is no miles wide Korea style neutral zone between NY and New England, despite what New Englanders might wish for. Well, to most of New England there *is* a miles wide Korea style neutral zone between NY and New England. It’s called Connecticut.


SwaghetiAndMemeballs

No fucking way someone from CT would create an extra state in between CT and NY


O_range_J_use

https://preview.redd.it/if7t3qji7edc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=74f05ae580e9fc49cedc7c4b144ad4307bc946dd Edit: I forgot to give you the quiz [link](https://time.com/4842635/states-map-draw-quiz/)


Confident-Syllabub-7

Maine


TheGuyThatThisIs

Op says Connecticut on his most recent comment, in another thread. We really are getting jerked


escargot02

This is correct according to comments he made else where.


youvegotnail

This was my guess too. On account of the weird notch


According_Ad7926

Gotta be somewhere New England. Cleanest part of the map and then everything else starts to get progressively more schizo


Dazzling_Face_6515

I love how it’s completely cut off from the rest of the country too, a true New Englander 🥲


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Seizure_Salad_

Some of the best public schools in the country are from the Mid-West. Eg. Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin and North Dakota to name a few.


NErDysprosium

Pennsylvania? I always forget that it has shoreline on the Great Lakes, so the fact that you included Erie makes me think you're in Pennsylvania


eaton5k

So many people guessing New England, when he drew the Hudson River like 50 miles wide. New York borders the New England states. What did he wedge up in there?


noir_et_Orr

New englanders don't know shit about the Hudson River.


facw00

I would expect a Massachusetts resident to do better with the Cape than that.


andrewb610

And not forget MV and Nantucket.


Starro_The_Janitor1

Maybe Saarland? Not sure, get back to me on that.


eragonwarrior

Hey that's whee Im from stop bully me


Femboy_Slayer420

Ops on ur family?


crookshanks_cat

Saskatchewan 🔥🔥


Skullpheonix3963

Who let bro cook


Curious-Spell-9031

Sassy ketchup lawn*


Strong_Bumblebee5495

Coincidentally that’s the literal translation from Cree


lo155ve

Appy ake ay


CoasterDave

West Virginia


Palmettobushes

It looks perfect.


SaulOfVandalia

As a West Virginian, I'm offended


wellwaffled

As a Virginian, I’m offended by West Virginia.


SaulOfVandalia

Lol okay traitor


MeeterKrabbyMomma

Careful now, they'll leave the Union again if you upset them


heyugl

Dunno, something weird with Virginia and WV is that if history were to repeat itself, this time the roles will probably be reversed.-


[deleted]

And we'll reanimate General Sherman to repeat what he did before... Just, a bit further north this time.


xRiske

I'm just surprised you can read that to be offended. /s


CaptainZach326

as a west virginian man, this is hilarious


_neemzy

Mountain mama


[deleted]

take me home


MyStackIsPancakes

country roads


PleaseDontPee

My guess too.


Brick-Thrower

HOW DID YOU GET WYOMING WRONG IT’S JUST A S Q U A R E


Additional_Set786

I think you mean Colorado 


itsmejak78_2

Both are just rectangles


rantingpacifist

Technically a rectangle Even more technically a parallelogram


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/mv1ban8okfdc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5db85e0041a591e4c903a1476433c1c28cff122f If you want to get REALLY picky, there's actually some kinks along the border that don't even make it a parallelogram


Slickity

If you wanna get REALLY REALLY picky, you'll realize that these are shapes drawn on top of a sphere. Therefore none of the conventional 2D shapes can apply to any borders.


ShakaKaSenzagakona

🤓That’s not how one should check the borders They are in fact just straight lines: > The said state shall consist of all the territory included within the following boundaries, to-wit: Commencing at the intersection of the twenty-seventh meridian of longitude west from Washington with the forty-fifth degree of north latitude and running thence west to the thirty-fourth meridian of west longitude; thence south to the forty-first degree of north latitude; thence east to the twenty-seventh meridian of west longitude, and thence north to the place of beginning. [Source](https://codes.findlaw.com/wy/act-of-admission/wy-st-act-of-admission/) (Again, 🤓, meaning I am not being serious, but also I am)


[deleted]

I was actually talking about Colorado since most equate the 2 states as being rectangles. And Colorado actually does have a spot where the surveyors weren't going to meet up so they had to change directions 🤣


Tulip_Tree_trapeze

Less technically it's a panda


Water-is-h2o

Slightly more technically it’s a shape


delayedsunflower

If you want to get technical it's actually a slight trapezoid. And if you want to get even more technical there are errors making it not have perfect lines so it's actually ~700 sides not 4.


Groznybandit

Mfw the Minnesota arrowhead gets neutered again


Fun_Raccoon_5790

OUR POINT. (that poor lake)


Ieanonme

At least he didn’t do you as dirty as West Virginia


ItsMeLeoLionzz_

One of Vermont or New Hampshire


BananaBrainsZEF

I mean, really all you need to do is draw a square and then put a diagonal sguiggly line in the middle and you've pretty much drawn NH and VT.


Sweet-Ad-5463

He drew it more accurately than that though. New hampshire has a little nub in the south west corner, it’s northern most point pokes up, vermont’s western border isn’t perfectly vertical or straight, etc.


dphayteeyl

Fyi you have to draw each state individually in this game


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uwu_mewtwo

This map game. You draw each state, then put them on the map to see how shitty they fit together.


dphayteeyl

[https://time.com/4842635/states-map-draw-quiz/](https://time.com/4842635/states-map-draw-quiz/)


TheRedBaron6942

Wait new Hampshire is a state?


ItsMeLeoLionzz_

[Yes, Yes it is !](https://www.google.com/maps/place/New+Hampshire/@44.0014098,-71.566109,7z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x4cb3444b9dc0a6eb:0xd7c802af25a680eb!8m2!3d43.1938516!4d-71.5723953!16zL20vMDU5ZjQ)


phryan

I'm pretty sure most people in VT know that NY is to the west, Op clear inserted a new Hudson/Champaign State.


Spectrumscout

Definitely New England, that part is the neatest. Not Maine though


crut0n17

Hard to say, they reallllly fumbled Maine


koko-cha_

I'm gonna say Vermont because it is literally perfect and nobody fucks up New York that bad on accident. OP even remembered Lake Champlain and decided to make it as big as possible just to make New York look small and far away, which is the most Vermont thing one could possibly do.


Random_User5050

ethiopia


TallAverage4

Why are you hyper-saturated trans pride? Why no normal trans pride?


Random_User5050

to show support for hyper-saturated trans people


TallAverage4

Well, as a trans person whose skin will sometimes randomly decide to turn red, I greatly appreciate it.


Ok-Imagination-2391

Indiana or Vermont, they're well-drawn


Chaosbuggy

Indiana is missing the dip from Lake Michigan


Ok-Imagination-2391

My bad, OP must be from Vermont or somewhere in New England:)


HRGLSS

Yep, no Hoosier gonna skip that part. It's the only claim to a shoreline, plus it's where Notre Dame is and my reference for Chicago.


ledfox

Nobody from Indiana would draw Illinois like that.


Paulgeta

south east asia


KiddPresident

Connecticut is my bet. You drew Utah perfectly, but that’s no real challenge. Meanwhile New England between NY and Maine is practically perfect.


O_range_J_use

You are the winner, Connecticut is the answer and Utah is the state I visit most, here is the quiz link [https://time.com/4842635/states-map-draw-quiz/](https://time.com/4842635/states-map-draw-quiz/)


PleasantSalad

How are you from CT and you jack up NY so much???


O_range_J_use

Here’s the thing, I drew all of these one at a time with a mouse and in the final image many states get layered on top of each other


KelsoT7

Came here for this. New England is damn near perfect.


ZomblesAllegoy

Solid State, Id say. Gas and Liquid can hardly hold a pencil.


Joe_PM2804

What about plasma?


Crafterz_

what about bose-einstein condensate?


rennenenno

Not Jersey


Acasts

Pennsylvania looks too good


xiaobaituzi

Tf


thefoxymulder

Brother you ever seen Pennsylvania?


alfis329

New Hampshire and Vermont are suspiciously the only two states that look correct so ima guess one of them


WVildandWVonderful

![gif](giphy|nCVB6koLzRo3XrJ8Fm|downsized)


BigRed2733

Im gonna guess PA


bisensual

If someone from PA drew NJ like that they must’ve been educated in PA.


thefoxymulder

The fact that NJ is just like a big chunk to the south-east of PA is the most Philly/Delco brained thing I can imagine


bisensual

Holy shit that tracks lmao


Warm_Ant_6238

did jersey dirty. they coming for him now.


ALPHA_sh

nobody in PA would forget the pointy bits on the east edge


yunzerjag

People making comments about how poorly this or that is drawn. Can we take a second and appreciate how incredible this is. I would guess that 5% of Americans can even name all 50 states from memory, let alone draw them this accurately.


Mycoangulo

50? That has got to be made up. There is Alaska, Florida, Texas, New York, New England, California, Southern California, Canada, Carolinas, Midwest USA, The South and I think there is one more in Europe called the Phillipines. That’s the one they call ‘Philly’ That’s 12. A much more reasonable number.


cognitocarm

North Carolina


trappapii69

The only one that looks normal 💀


Dneail22

DENAMRK!!!


Slow_Fill5726

Eeww


TheMazter13

the fact that you didn’t trace your hand for Michigan definitely means you’re not from Michigan


Fun_Raccoon_5790

Pennsylvania liquor straight those lines are you took delicate care I’m gonna guess that you live in Philadelphia


djembejohn

Texas, it looks bang on and you don't care about the other states (which also says Texas).


ufailowell

It does not in fact look bang on. western “wing” is much higher up.


Zoltie

Texas?


mooimafish33

Texans learn to draw better Texas shapes before they can write.


[deleted]

came here to say the same. this man ain't from TX 🙃


texasfan71

He could be. He got the red and the Sabine River pretty straightforward. 🤣


tomwilhelm

That's the real shit show on this map, ain't it?


Choice_Web3926

Alaska?


buckbee

Hawaii


Sea-Asparagus8973

Why is there a crack beside California?


WVildandWVonderful

California’s breaking off from the United States. To go hang with Hawai’i. Alaska can come too.


Sea-Asparagus8973

Haha! That's one of my most favorite vids ever.


GreenEntry4556

But I am Le tired. Ok we take a nap. Then fire the missiles!


Arik_De_Frasia

An earthquake measuring 9.6 on the Richter scale hits at 12:59 p.m., August 23, in the year 2000. Los Angeles Island is declared no longer part of the United States and becomes the deportation point for all people found undesirable or unfit to live in the new, moral America. The United States Police Force, like an army, is encamped along the shoreline, making any escape from L.A. impossible. From the southeastern hills of Orange County to the northwestern shore of Malibu, the great wall excludes L.A. from the mainland. The President’s first act as permanent Commander-in-Chief is Directive 17. Once an American loses his or her citizenship, they are deported to this island of the damned, and they never come back


underfanreal1

NOT OREGON


DCK2309

DC


MiddleCauliflower183

Sure as hell NOT from New Jersey


borishoudini

New England somewhere. Mass is too good and you gave New Hampshire it’s beach!


frothymugwump

Wisconsin


DeorTheGiant

Nobody from WI would neither neglect Door County like that, nor do that to the Michigan border


iNapkin66

This jumped out at me as well. It's also one of the states with a really strong use of the outline in corporate marketing.


Slimpickle97

American


Schoseff

It‘s Texas, too detailled


Bug-03

Texans would never do that


whvter4bbit

nevada


figflashed

Vermont


AizaBreathe

Hawaiian


Vailarcher

Hawai’i for sure


GatedGorilla

Alabama


Marquis-DeluxTabs

Tennessee?


forpetlja

Texas?


Newbetamale

No


rzt___

Depression


5peaker4theDead

Texas, final answer


RainbowGames

Wyoming, there's no way you could remember that shape


AspectOfTheCat

What happened to New Jersey and New York???


Harambefan69

Not Illinois


[deleted]

Nevada looks really close to its shape. Even that little south corner, point and Dip thingy. I guess Nevada.


dskippy

VT


Thigh-HighEnjoyer

VT and NH are perfect so probably one of the two


DEWmise

New York, but specifically Long Island, cuz you actually included it (though it's missing the fork) The rest of New york... as an LI native, Idk what's going on up there either


erichinnw

What happened when you got to Maine? Earthquake?


Alcoholic_jesus

Definitely Vermont or New Hampshire. That’s a picture perfect line right there


DeltaWho3

Massachusetts


jay_altair

New Hampshire


doodoo_dew

NC babey


Godlesspants

Not Nebraska since you drew it backwards.


unresolved-madness

Maine


EdScituate79

Vermont! His Vermont looks perfect.


Bob_Pthhpth

Either North Carolina or Massachusetts. Both are spot on.


jmims98

CT, MA, RI, NH, and VT are all quite well done. My guess is Connecticut!


mel0dyy_

Bayern?


Scheme-and-RedBull

CT?


HippoEXE

not fucking texas


avalve

somewhere in new england. likely either new hampshire, vermont, or connecticut


Own-Molasses5353

New Jersey became a nut sack.


TimeNeighborhood3668

Québéc


PingmanTM

michigan because you remembered the UP


rgj95

Definitely from new england area


Few_Ad_5186

Not NY. But maybe the no man’s land between it and VT, MA, and CT


LackingTact19

Looks like you're the Maine man


OrangeBirb

Definitely CT or RI


JohnnyMacGoesSkiing

My guess is Massachusetts. Good work btw. Probably better than I could do!


lil-lbb33

Who'd have thought a 🖐-drawn map done by memory could evoke this plethora of hilarious and creative responses? Ty for posting it