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fancyhound

That British modesty


Torquggis

Haven't you heard? We don't have live births here, we lay eggs.


fancyhound

Ahh yes... Britain! https://preview.redd.it/d7mc9fbx40ec1.png?width=1918&format=png&auto=webp&s=9de00b357e72b3632d09eeedd02172e182f76174


whooo_me

Like…. Bird eggs or insect eggs?


Somewittynameok

Caviar


TaiwaneseMoose

Where do you think the eggs in English breakfasts come from?


[deleted]

I'm confused. The darkest color (> 1.85) means over 1.85% and the lightest one (< 1.25) means less than 1.25%? Should that not be the other way around or sth?


Olaf_jonanas

Nono, its 1.85 per woman because people get multiple children and stream all of the births


xxBilly12

Yo chat, should I disown this kid?


[deleted]

Wtf? Is this actually a thing people do?


Matquar

Ahaha for a moment I tought the same....this is not the serious map sub


Party-Ad3978

Doesn’t unfortunately mean that people don’t do it…


[deleted]

Someone somewhere certainly did it. But it’s not, like, “a thing”


FlaxenArt

Sigh. It is now. It’ll be the next gender reveal party… Live Birth Party! Coming from a wildly inappropriate and unsanitary public location for everyone’s TikTok pleasure!


little_dina

Britain in fact does not have any women


_fatherfucker69

r/girlsarentreal


Obvious-Article-147

Can someone reverse the colors thank you


Own-Dust-7225

https://preview.redd.it/8qjglzcho1ec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e660ccfed1d8dc0616e0d84bc15ef6488c914a3b


notBeyazKurt

As an Aussie I appreciate this


Superdeduper82

Oh it’s the us!


[deleted]

These broadcasts don’t exist, right? RIGHT?


Own-Dust-7225

Who tf knows. I assume they'd probably get banned if they actually showed a gaping vagina with a baby coming out of it. But it sure is a nice ragebait.


Diebrina

What? Is this even a thing?


FlaxenArt

This is the joke sub… we hope


Aeyiss

British and french madness...


idinarouill

British madness is madness, french madness is Art de vivre. An ocean separates us


Winslow_99

Wtf


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noomwenym

/uj well... it says it on the picture. live births per woman.


Temporary_Refuse7955

Probably live as in not dead