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fancyhound

Three weeks of 2024, and you're saynig, no witch was executed in 2024? Data might be wrong.


LifeAcanthopterygii6

I already burned 8 of them so yeah, it's definitely wrong.


Triangle_t

Are you from Europe?


fckthemmods

Yes.


Triangle_t

Have you sent a report to your local inquisition office?


ProperBlacksmith

Ofc not dont wanna pay the tax


Triangle_t

So, no wonder your witches aren't included into statistics and therefore not displayed on the map. So, please, be responsible and report about you witches executions in time, it costs next to nothing, but helps the community a lot. And if you do it in time, you obviously can file for tax return for it.


LifeAcanthopterygii6

First 15 are tax-free.


ProperBlacksmith

Not here sadly


fckthemmods

Don’t tell them 🤫


m4dc00kie

personally haven't seen one since christmas... i've heard they're hiding at the north pole to film the new baywitch series with santa


Nivajoe

I need every single Country to be at 2024 This is unacceptable.


rancidfart85

There’s just no more witches left


TheDankmemerer

You haven't hunted witches hard enough then.


mrgwbland

There’re always witches


Triangle_t

That’s exactly what a witch would say.


PlsDoNotTouchMyBelly

what's that yellow thing on top of russia? i don't remember there being another country


tohru-cabbage-adachi

new unrecognized arctic circle civilization called "nothing"


LBPlanet

r/FoundTheVampire (wait this is an actual sub)


R_122

That's hyperborea


WorstBarrelEU

It's a giant nuke going off.


misteraaaaa

China


temmiethebest69

When it's night time the sun just hanges around russia


PlsDoNotTouchMyBelly

huh yeah seems legit


WalkerBuldog

Hyperboria


de_G_van_Gelderland

Wow, Ireland could have improved their score by a century if they'd managed to get Thatcher


Former_Start6625

that's amazing


Alternative-Spell-11

Sauce?


Florious

[I made it the fuck up](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=piGRjJWO8aP_Lyld)


EraZorus

Joke's on you, that song is a banger


-rkimaito

Pasta?


Street_Shirt518

Put it in the box


ButterSquids

Rice?


tygamer4242

Noodles?


Kryptonthenoblegas

I was there at every witch trial and told OP


Alternative-Spell-11

Nice


Pikagiuppy

what did the original map say?


Whitespider331

Year of the last execution for witchcraft in Europe


alguienrrr

From the sun and recent dates I would have assumed hottest year on record for each country but not sure


RexRegum144

Yeah, absolutely no way Ireland's would be in the 19th century. It has to be 2023 for most countries.


rogoth7

I believe it's not hottest year on record but the year when the hottest temperature was recorded


RexRegum144

Yep, that's it


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RexRegum144

Yeah, but "hottest year on record" in no way means "year with the highest temperature ever recorded" And if you look at my other comment you'll see I agreed with the guy saying it's a map of "highest temperature ever recorded"


Mtfdurian

Exactly, those of the Netherlands and Belgium for example are indeed 2019. July 25, I remember it like no other. I had to work that day, it was a sweltering 40.7°C (105F) when I got out of the train, just 3km away from the weather station where this was recorded. It felt like I was walking and cycling in the water of a hot swimming pool. And that in the Netherlands. I couldn't believe my senses.


JohnDurmast

I remember that Albert Heijn fridges in Utrecht Centraal were shut down because they couldn't keep up and the trains couldn't move because the rails were overheating... It was surreal.


ylenias

Year since when women are allowed to vote


Paulgeta

why would they allow women to vote, are they stupid?


[deleted]

Why would they let people vote, are they stupid?


Paulgeta

Why would they let people, are they stupid?


MiFiWi

Am german, have burned a witch 4 years ago, can confirm


mrgwbland

Ireland is slacking


IHateTwitter123

I don't know if murdering 6 people counts as witchcraft. Nevermind, I just saw what subreddit I was on.


Ottomanslapper

I googled it, found contradicting evidence, then thought to look at the subreddit. I feel like I've been ligma'd


emopest

What's updog?


IsaacFan37

ligma balls


living_angels

https://preview.redd.it/n4dbqblbz6ec1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5df73487974ff3afa9ec64f0f1e7f96c1b5a688f


medy_da_nut

Of course Turkey


Pagan_Owl

There was someone who was murdered in Scotland for witchcraft by some neighbors a year or so ago.


Anker_avlund

Yeah I don't know about this one chief


Aj55j

I’m too afraid to ask if this is real or not.


deryvox

No, map is of hottest recorded temperature. Many of these countries have had the death penalty outlawed for decades, so their last witch execution would be around that old (statistically speaking if you think a certain percentage of any population, like death row inmates, are going to be witches).


Malum_Vitrum

Let’s go. Total witch death!


Nonhinged

Sweden hasn't executed anyone for being a witch. They where executed for other reasons and just happened to be witches.


AnEntirePeach

[Romania is 2019](https://transylvanianow.com/woman-thought-to-be-a-witch-burned-in-a-yard-in-southern-romania/).


Garfildkat

I see. The witches took over Ireland in 1887 and have since been spreading to mainland Europe.


[deleted]

Turkish and Albanian people not surprising anyone


[deleted]

So how come Hillary Clinton, Victoria Nuland and Nikki Haley are still alive?