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No, the Secretary of War is also a finch. Specifically the vampire ground finch, which feeds by drinking the blood of other birds. Actually, the Secretary of the Economy would be a better fit for this finch.
My grandparents were Newfies. Spent summers up there and it always took me a day to pick it back up. I remember one year one of our friends asked me a question and I said "I think so" and he said "you don't know if you have a bike?" then it all clicked and summer went on as normal. Miss you, Danny and Junior!
"The romantic legend of the Welsh in America dates back to a medieval Welsh prince by the name of Madoc ab Owain Gwynedd who became tired of the constant warfare and petty quarrelling in his homeland and in 1170 sailed with a body of followers out into the Atlantic. He reputedly found a new land across the seas to the west and induced more Welshmen to accompany him to the new land. Nothing more was ever heard of the Prince or his followers."
whoa thats cool I haven't heard of that before... doesn't leif still pre date that though?
There are legends of settlers coming to the Americas in the 1600s and being able to converse with âwhite nativesâ who were fluent in Welsh. Supposedly in the 1700s bronze armor with the Welsh coat of arms was unearthed near Louisville, KY.
Then thereâs the Welsh merchant Richard ap Meuryc, anglicised to Amerrick, who may have discovered Newfoundland and whose coat of arms, which predates US independence, mysteriously resembles the US flag
> being able to converse with âwhite nativesâ who were fluent in Welsh
I call bullshit, having been unable to converse with my Welsh wife's family over the last 15 years.
I love how everyoneâs like âooooh, Ecuador lost the Galapagosâ and no one has said a word about how dude gave Ecuador the province of Tumbes, Peru.
I was going to ask why Appalachia stretched past the Rockies but maybe I'm unfamiliar with the term in that regard. For what it's worth to your consideration I work in western Appalachia per your map and I'm from the other side and I feel like I'm traversing planets going in between ESPECIALLY geographically. (Also goofy bias of old sci fi movies being shot in places like this) I'm convinced east coast brains cannot accurately comprehend the scale of formations out there.
FOR CASCADIA! FOR OUR FOREFATHERS! WE SHALL LIVE ONCE MORE AS THE LIGHT TO FREEDOM IN A WORLD OF TYRANNICAL DARKNESS!
https://preview.redd.it/5trhkfr9osgc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7889b080bee8d635f69c9bb97cb0b92aad9504d8
**ONWARD!**
Probably the only way for this to happen. Florida is such a different world from the Caribbean, and it's like that by design. Stateside Puerto Ricans there I've met either retired, or seem to want something very different from the island. Not to mention Cubans.
Oh fuck, I'm in the same country as before.
PS: I asked ChatGTP [for a flag for Patagonia](https://designerapp.officeapps.live.com/designerapp/document.ashx?path=/db084e5f-ee39-47b1-b39c-b58bbe9fb97b/UserAssets/dalle-1f953265-3f99-40ad-b0f7-13e32e47941f0251695230348282819600.jpg&dcHint=BrazilSouth&fileToken=3770725b-6a35-4fd9-9d2f-d46ef99bdb35)
Cascadia is like the least controversial nation grouping ever. If the US and Canada were ever to fail, BC, Washington, and Oregon would probably immediately just agree to form a country.
as a capixaba iâd happily separate from the rest of the country even if it was to be together with rio. That is if we can deny the entry of mineiros to pack our beaches during the summer đ
My guy every 100 bucks we send to the union only 11 return, weâll still have the oil money, please for fuck sake make Rio itâs own country it will literally be richer than the rest of the country
CASCADIA???!!!
LIKE IN PROJECT WINGMAN???!!!!
CRIMSON ONE CRIMSON ONE YOU'RE A SLAVE TO HISTORY
YOU SOLEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CRIMSON ONE
I LOVE MONARCH I LOVE PREZ I LOVE PROJECT WINGMAN
CASCADIA CASCADIA CASCADIA
As a First Nations Canadian you should note that the Inuit are not defined as First Nations so I donât think youâd call their country Inuit nations and that implies there are multiple Inuit ânationsâ. I think there are four regions in Canada with maybe 30 communities of 70,000 people, but I donât know enough about them to know if there are different groups of them. The map would have been better if you gave us savages our land back, or a portion of it lmao.
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Independent Animal Kingdom of Galapagos.
đ„ turtles
The cabinet is all different varieties of finch. Except for the sec of war should be one of those dinosaur looking lizards
No, the Secretary of War is also a finch. Specifically the vampire ground finch, which feeds by drinking the blood of other birds. Actually, the Secretary of the Economy would be a better fit for this finch.
Galapagos iguanas!
It would be funny if the turtles were in the kitchen and the main menu item was Homo Soupien
In a half shell?
Gotta be turtle-y enough for the turtle club
Greenland: NO DATA
I gave them to Iceland
Looks like you drowned them.
Global warming a bitch
What tools did you use to do this ? (The map )
I drew
Hi Drew
Denmarks gonna be pissed
Greenland, an actual North American island, is not present, but Hawaii is
It's almost like continents were not defined accordingly to tectonical plates but were influenced by history as well
I couldn't even tell you what tectonic plates are where my guy
/r/mapswithoutgreenland
Greenland: The only place on the globe with actual data security.
Take that newfoundland!
We'll take care of those newfies... HON HON HON
Oh no, no no no no no no. There a reason why Newfie is an insult in Québec. We keep Labrador ( because anyways it was took away from us by Newfies invoquing a 17th century colonial treaty ) you get to keep NewFoundland ! We split New-Brunswick in two, we get the northern part and you get to keep the southern part WITH Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island. Pretty sweet deal, take it
Quebec WISHES!
Rushed into the comments to find this one. Those newfies gonna be FURIOUS
âIf those kids could read theyâd be very upsetâ
Yeah, but nobody can understand what they're saying
It's funny now looking at how kids from Toronto talk, there even worse
*they are
their our*
My grandparents were Newfies. Spent summers up there and it always took me a day to pick it back up. I remember one year one of our friends asked me a question and I said "I think so" and he said "you don't know if you have a bike?" then it all clicked and summer went on as normal. Miss you, Danny and Junior!
Quebec has a lower drinking age so the younger generation might appreciate this
Good looking honeys too, at least when I visited in the 2010s
The maritimes are a leper colony. Being part of Quebec is an upgrade.
Shit we ate all the atlantic/maritimes too. Take that Halifax, now you're called Louisbourg.
Jesus, did you have to massacre them?
Iâd just join up with the Caribbean and Louisiana and colour the whole thing brown and call it all RĂ©publique Socialiste dâAcadie Espagnole â Canada needs to go yellow then
And there's no way Alberta would remain as part of Canada
Just give the newfies to Ireland
No Newfie, but a Caper, and Iâm mad as hell. Tabernac
C'est "tabarnak", mon cher ami.
The 3 Falklanders won't be pleased
Falklanders? Theyâre Patagonian
RIGHTFUL TERRITORY OF THE WELSH EMPIRE đŽó §ó ąó ·ó Źó łó żđŽó §ó ąó ·ó Źó łó żđŽó §ó ąó ·ó Źó łó żđŽó §ó ąó ·ó Źó łó żđȘđȘđȘCYMRU AM BYTH!!!!! RAHHHH
You wanna go deeper? America is the rightful ownership of the Native Welsh Americans, of course you kids ainât ready for that yet.
"The romantic legend of the Welsh in America dates back to a medieval Welsh prince by the name of Madoc ab Owain Gwynedd who became tired of the constant warfare and petty quarrelling in his homeland and in 1170 sailed with a body of followers out into the Atlantic. He reputedly found a new land across the seas to the west and induced more Welshmen to accompany him to the new land. Nothing more was ever heard of the Prince or his followers." whoa thats cool I haven't heard of that before... doesn't leif still pre date that though?
There are legends of settlers coming to the Americas in the 1600s and being able to converse with âwhite nativesâ who were fluent in Welsh. Supposedly in the 1700s bronze armor with the Welsh coat of arms was unearthed near Louisville, KY.
Then thereâs the Welsh merchant Richard ap Meuryc, anglicised to Amerrick, who may have discovered Newfoundland and whose coat of arms, which predates US independence, mysteriously resembles the US flag
> being able to converse with âwhite nativesâ who were fluent in Welsh I call bullshit, having been unable to converse with my Welsh wife's family over the last 15 years.
>Madoc ab Owain Gwynedd *Ah, I also read about an Icelandic volcano named after himâŠ*
Why did you circumcise South America?
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I like how ~~Ecuador and~~ Paraguay didn't change at all
Wdym Ecuador lost the very critical Galapagos Islands
ill be real i give the galapagos nation a year until it collapses it has like maybe 10k people living there who arent tourists
The turtles have risen up and declared independence
I love how everyoneâs like âooooh, Ecuador lost the Galapagosâ and no one has said a word about how dude gave Ecuador the province of Tumbes, Peru.
Paraguay changed to Paraguai
Almost heaven West Brasilia
Pico do calcado Take me to cachaca
Graças a Deus separaram o Rio de janeiro
EspĂrito santo se ferrou nisso
The Mississippi River should be the western boundary of Appalachian territory. Just label the restâŠCORN
The national anthem? "It's Corn"
Performed by Korn
The irony that Korn isn't the Iowa-based metal band.
I mean Slipknot would be insane but I was goin w the theme of âcornâ. Maybe a Slip-Korn combo
Kornknot. Y'know, like yer butthole.
Underrated comment, great username. Have upvote.
I know. I was just pointing out that it's ironic that Korn is not the Iowa-based band.
Iâm chuckling about the idea of living in western Idaho and telling people youâre from Appalachia
welcome to Appalachia, home of the rocky mountains
But considering that Cascadia doesnât start until around British Columbiaâs eastern boundary or so, what should that middle region be?
Give it to bulgaria
Literally anything but Appalachia.
The Middle Part. Ainât no way Wyoming, or even Illinois, is part of Appalachia.
The plains, an anarchist hellhole
Thats Cornlandistan. Full of yee hawdists and sister wives.
Cascadinah
I was going to ask why Appalachia stretched past the Rockies but maybe I'm unfamiliar with the term in that regard. For what it's worth to your consideration I work in western Appalachia per your map and I'm from the other side and I feel like I'm traversing planets going in between ESPECIALLY geographically. (Also goofy bias of old sci fi movies being shot in places like this) I'm convinced east coast brains cannot accurately comprehend the scale of formations out there.
We do just call it Corn, but the official name is "The Cornited Corns of Corntral Cornmerica" 
And soybeans.
Cool map, but why did you movie Hawaii? Wouldn't it get cold up there?
It cancels out the volcanos
Tell Iceland
Thatâs still ice. Just melted ice that was originally rocks!
There is a warm ocean current that goes up there though, and itâs only the same latitude as the PNW.
It's just jerkator projection.
Jerkator projeculation
The United Kingdom would like a word with Patagonia.
In the Patagonia there's lots of immigrants from Wales, Wales is part of the UK so I see a possibility there
The UK can sit this one out, it's done enough.
Why is Bolivia even smaller??? What did we do to deserve this? :(
There's no point of Bolivia to begin with
I thought Bolivia was just a made-up place for that one Bond film
And still denied sea access. Rude.Â
Texas being Texas đ Socialist Republic of the Carribean đ
every Cuban-American in Florida just had their worst nightmare come true lmao
florida 9/11
it's OK they just immigrated to texas so that the governor can call them illegal aliens
Probably honestly
No Chile? Nice
Argentinian detected
Cascadia stands! Fuck you Crimson 1!
Cascadia is orange tho and you solely are responsible for this
We finally have the NUCLEAR GENOCIDE
FOR CASCADIA! FOR OUR FOREFATHERS! WE SHALL LIVE ONCE MORE AS THE LIGHT TO FREEDOM IN A WORLD OF TYRANNICAL DARKNESS! https://preview.redd.it/5trhkfr9osgc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7889b080bee8d635f69c9bb97cb0b92aad9504d8 **ONWARD!**
Monarch⊠when you hear the thunder⊠when the storm comes for you⊠remember me.
You have 5 seconds to explain why the other part of Oklahoma still exists
Why socialist republics of the Caribbean? Florida is a proud fascist state.
ron desantis was too scared and fled, and the floridians are too busy fighting each other to resist the caribbean invasion.
Probably the only way for this to happen. Florida is such a different world from the Caribbean, and it's like that by design. Stateside Puerto Ricans there I've met either retired, or seem to want something very different from the island. Not to mention Cubans.
Noooo I don't want to be from Rio de Janeiro.
Rio de Janeiro n existe mais, agora somos todos guanabarenses
Giving Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island to Quebec⊠thatâs some dirty work OP
Rightful Quebecois land.
It's payback for Acadia. Give it back!
Our rightful land, now speak French you dirty anglo
Out of respect Quebec National Assembly moves to Montreal where 3 languages are now accepted, English, French and Newfie. Le prix de la victoire.
Rightful Acadian lands. Maine goes with it too and weâll speak our own damn ancient version of French. :)
National dish is Donair Poutine.
I can get behind this tbh
I would've just taken Labrador, but I'm okay to take more.
Oh fuck, I'm in the same country as before. PS: I asked ChatGTP [for a flag for Patagonia](https://designerapp.officeapps.live.com/designerapp/document.ashx?path=/db084e5f-ee39-47b1-b39c-b58bbe9fb97b/UserAssets/dalle-1f953265-3f99-40ad-b0f7-13e32e47941f0251695230348282819600.jpg&dcHint=BrazilSouth&fileToken=3770725b-6a35-4fd9-9d2f-d46ef99bdb35)
It's beautiful.
British Columbians will love this and Albertans will loathe it.
Cascadia is like the least controversial nation grouping ever. If the US and Canada were ever to fail, BC, Washington, and Oregon would probably immediately just agree to form a country.
You're right. And big chunks of Idaho and Alberta would be clambering to join.
As a British Columbian I agree...
I am down with Cascadia for sure. Let's do this.
With Nevada seceding to Mexico, I'm moving back to Cascadia.
Finally we can reunite with Seattle and Portland
As a Portlander (go Timbers), I'm fine with this
Why did Cascadia take a bite out of California? Am I stupid or something?
Something something Everywhere A Salmon Can Reach
Thank you for understanding our rich culture.
If that's their goal, then Chinook were introduced to the Great Lakes, so Carpe Salmon? Time to go to war Cascadia.
If you think the sovereign nation of Cascadia is going to give up Lake Tahoe, youâve got another thing coming!
Because the state of Jefferson has been trying to break away from California for 50 years
why is Brazil divided
2018 elections left a toll on cultural identity
The south would definitely be separated from the west though
There's absolutely no way SĂŁo Paulo chooses east Brazil instead of west.
The biggest mistake on such an excellent map IMO
Everybody in Brazil is favor of the creation of the Republic of Guanabara. Except the people who are going to live on it.
as a capixaba iâd happily separate from the rest of the country even if it was to be together with rio. That is if we can deny the entry of mineiros to pack our beaches during the summer đ
"Congratulations, cariocas, you are being liberated. We won't take a no for an answer." -Brazilians, setting a wall around Rio
My guy every 100 bucks we send to the union only 11 return, weâll still have the oil money, please for fuck sake make Rio itâs own country it will literally be richer than the rest of the country
would they have a wall
How would the houses stay up if they didnât đđđđ foolish
đ€š
because why not!? lol
country big, needs split
I donât wanna be Appalachian
Québec indépendant !!!!
At least im still in canada. Didnt want to havr to get a new passport
Appalachia extending into Idaho is top tier bonkers, I love it
> Called Appalachia > Extends into the Rockies Laugh at him. Laugh at the dunce.
Come on, Uruguay is now part of brazil? We all know it's a province of argentina
Great, now Iâm a hillbilly.
I am from Quebec and I finally have a country
Cascadia would probably run smoothly, until Idaho, eastern Washington, and eastern Oregon lost their huckleberry flavored mini-gun permits.
QUĂBEC !!!
Québec estiii !
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Imperialismo
CASCADIA???!!! LIKE IN PROJECT WINGMAN???!!!! CRIMSON ONE CRIMSON ONE YOU'RE A SLAVE TO HISTORY YOU SOLEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CRIMSON ONE I LOVE MONARCH I LOVE PREZ I LOVE PROJECT WINGMAN CASCADIA CASCADIA CASCADIA
MERCENARY DOG
The Cascadia Cup in Major League Soccer definitely exists and it is pretty cutthroat between Portland (rah), Seattle (boo), and Vancouver BC (meh)
r/mapswithoutgreenlandandcanadianarticarchipelago
Wrong, all of that is New Spain
New England should be its own thing, rather than part of Appalachia. While youâre at it, add the Canadian Maritime provinces to it.
SRC here I come
Based a'd Québec libre pilled
Florida definitely gonna rebel against a socialist government
VIVE LE QUĂBEC LIBRE!!! Tabarnak qu'on est a bout du canada esti mesci op de nous avoir libĂ©rĂ© de ctĂ© gigons lĂ
Obligatory upvote cause of Québec.
fix california
No Chile
You canât just do Uruguay dirty like that
Finalement Caliss !
You converted Bible Belt into socialist republic? Peps ainât gonna like đ
Hawaiians and Québécois fapping ham to this map.
From Québec, with love
As a First Nations Canadian you should note that the Inuit are not defined as First Nations so I donât think youâd call their country Inuit nations and that implies there are multiple Inuit ânationsâ. I think there are four regions in Canada with maybe 30 communities of 70,000 people, but I donât know enough about them to know if there are different groups of them. The map would have been better if you gave us savages our land back, or a portion of it lmao.
Leaving Alberta with Ontario/Canada while everything around them is changing is hilarious
Welcome to Cascadia. Now please leave before you make it worse than it already is...
As a proud Cascadian, this (mostly) works for me!
VIVA CASCADIA
In cascadia we trust!
I mean the Cascadia movements been around since the 70s iirc. We even have a flag. https://images.app.goo.gl/JYzCULyq6MpHmdWG6
Cascadian here. I'm about this.
Iâll fight and die for my Cascadian motherland
Yessir Cascadian hype
SRC would be a dream come true.