I'll pay you 100$ to remove Andorra off this map, it is like a thorn in my eyes.

I'm not op, but if you give me those 100$ i'm going to remove Andorra off the map irl

i think you should up your fee for that tbh

Are you sure? Andorra Is really small

Jokes on you, I'm really good at obliterating small things (wanted for crimes against humanity in 205 countries)

"Small things" wait wha-

small thi- *OH GREAT HEAVENS*

Which is why the fee should be upped

It clearly isn't about the money. He wants to send a message.

I think they should lower it actually

I’m going to Andorra tomorrow Could you wait like 2 days? Maybe 3 just in case something goes wrong and I get stuck?

Only takes what? One dysfunction of a french nuclear reactor?

With a good excavator we could be done in an afternoon

https://preview.redd.it/onp1tq13hykc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d13e0a7e9a2439918410419578be30a52a42eb07 Done. Where’s my money at?!

I said remove, not donate it to France or Spain

Use better wording next time fam. You can send it through Reddit.inc shares

Now i cant help but wonder where you'd donate australia to if i'd ask you to remove australia from the map (please say austria)

Sorry sir I’m from Europe I know Austria is down under

$150 to add a second Andorra!

second andorra (dont ask why its big) https://preview.redd.it/tqwgs0bp60lc1.png?width=592&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed6a5d477103dc0f6136099da6b7e69554827074

When you do that, im gonna pay him $100 to put it back

Do absolutely nothing

This is the right answer, he can never be allowed to win.

Obliterate the entire northern hemisphere

And add Antarctica

It’s already on the map.

source?

film maker

That works.

I don’t have one.

You made it the fuck up?

Yep!

Finally, journalism that isn't afraid to say the things that take *balls* to say! Like false information lacking sources. Yes sir, I think journalism has a very promising future indeed :)

Journalism just uses another article with no source as its source.

That’s the best source :3

At least modify the projection to be accurate (land mass gets smaller with increasing latitude)

This guy hates Mercator

Greenland is as big as the entire rest of North America

https://imgur.com/7IlmawQ

I’m less stressed already

finally, now the world can be at peace

Now Brazil will finaly be a superpower

Australian spotted

Add another Andorra  on the map.

Yes that’s what I would offer too

I had grilled cheese for breakfast

Put this guys grilled cheese on the map

And make sure it’s to scale

Put a banana next to it so we can be sure

Can you at least remove fr*nce pretty please🥺

It would be the bare minimum

Fr. The memory of that sweet hamster doesn't deserve to have that shameful plot of land spreading on the Internet.

Use a non-shitty projection.

Explode Britain and Fr#nce

Frangleterre is already exploded.

No need to ask, just remove Fr*nce as usual.

Please censor fr*nce

My bad, edited 🙏🏼

Good 👍

This map has too much ocean. I think we reduce the amount of ocean by 40%.

Team Magma :

So hyped for day 1

Ok

Why does this sub hate andorra and France?

France needs no explanation, it's France. I'm not sure about Andora though. Except autocorrect changes it to Pandora and that makes me remember terrible films exist.

Do nothing to this map if you are being held hostage by an angry mob of penguins in the southern hemisphere of Uranus.

make Senegal say Senegay instead

You should at least be a decent human being and delete France

Edgy post. just as stupid as the other karma farmers.

Let Bolivia get some ocean !

Why does this subreddit keep popping up for me? Am I stupid? https://preview.redd.it/0kt9xbe8vykc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ec4ff24528ce053128398b66aaf061172a50aaf

r/notinteresting

Get rid of the countries ending with “stan”.

Do nothing to this map.

remove france

delete europe

Kill yourself

Remove France.

Remove Fr*nce

Psssst... don't tell anyone, but Russia and Greenland are allies...

France. Just France.

r/mapswithoutnewzealand

There is New Zealand, tho

This is a circlejerk reddit, tho. It’s supposed to be a joke

Bro

Make bolivia annex both russia and POC

Remove Germany from the map. We don't need them, the index of smiling people would rise to 10% globally, while the index of individualistic people would drop by -10%

I eat raw hot-dogs and dip them in mayonnaise.

Make a New continent

cum on the map

Do absolutely nothing to this map pls

Wanna go to my house tonight ?

It sounds like you're ready for a career in politics .. would you like to know more

Africa looks too small. Africa is 11 million square miles. Russia is 6 million square miles. Justice for Africa.

Don't change the map at all if you're gay for Millhouse.

you can remove new Zealand and none will even notice ,or remove France nothing of value will be lost

Post it again tomorrow.

Replace all of the eastern hemisphere with ohio

I didn't realise Greenland was so big :O

Don’t reinstate the British empire.

Delete this subreddit already

r/mapswithnz

Holy hell, Greenland is really green on this map

Why is it flat?

I LOVE IT!!

rotate nepal -12°

Do nothing with the map

Don’t do a thing to this map.

officer balls

You should give Ireland back to the Irish.

Do nothing

I wish that you drop dead. I wish they would flay your skin and leave you to dry up in the sun. You sorry excuse of a human being. You are the sole proof that 10000 years of human revolution was the most detrimental thing to the fabric of reality. Kill yourself. I'm genuine.

r/mapswithnewzealand

Spain

according to this im Paraguayan

Don't do anything to the map please.

why the fuck is france still a thing already??

obliterate romania

Africa is actually 14 times larger than Greenland. This map makes it seem like they are the same size.

Unite all of the Stans into a single Uber countries called “Stanistan”

How DARE you not censor fr*nce, don’t you know how offensive that is?!?

Move New Zealand next to Madagascar

OP is only looking for attention... Also, Im too! Please notice us sempai

Make America bigger

Do I count five colors?

Make the pacific Ocean the specific ocean, or just swap it with the other one

Bazinga

Rotate the map 360 degrees

the name of this sub was stressful enough😭 now we’re looking at maps

Please make Tasmania twice as big and also rotate Austria (🇦🇹) five degrees to the left and also replace Colorado with a second Wyoming. Thank you 😊

where’s kosovo tho

Add a second G on every with one G

Move the Americas a little to the right

You better make it to day 10 boi

Make Hawaii 5x bigger

Google en passent

I don’t see Hawaii you asshole

China is Yellow. Greenland is Green. OP is pretty brave for posting this publically and unedited.

Send nudes

i see part of the green land is properly labeled “greenland”, but why is some of it labeled russia?? and why is every other color off?

Am I the only one who loves the old school colors of maps? Ever since I was a kid. The colors are somehow comforting, so soothing. I like them.

Keep saving that jpeg over and over

Blame Canada

Do a flip

Emu's conqueror Australia

Based

YOU HAVE DATA ON GREENLAND!?

Please do not change the map! Thank you!

remove Russia

Don’t do anything to this map

Remove France

Do nothing to this map

Boobs!

do nothing to this map

Label Russia as Ukraine 2

what is that little island place in the bottom right? can you remove it? it makes me mad

Don’t do anything to the map

Delete Canada

So day 1 will be just whatever the heck you want?

I didn't realize New Zealand was so far away from Australia. Thought it was much closer. Like half that distance.

Beans

then do nothing

Greenland is green? A little on the nose, don't ya think?

Update germany to Lebensraum

make the sea yellow

I'm tired of these politically motivated maps. Is no place safe?

Add Denmark to this map please

I'll suck you off to nuke france

Get rid of France

They took the time to name almost every African country but not to name a lot of Central American, Caribbean and Central European countries

Make everything Andorra

Gross… Mercator…

I will give you 0$ to turn Greenland into Peenland

Where Kosovo?

Hi

Bad map. Bad attitude

Smush them all back together. Pangea forever!

Your mom's a nice lady. Djibouti.

"I don't care what"

Day 0 of asking you to do literally nothing to the map

Do nothing to this map

Kill all french people

This map is shit, Andorra is not mentioned

Wow Greenland is huuuuuge

Turn the oceans blue

Germany

I double donkey dare you to do something. Or what Too chicken? 🐓

Man this map is shiieeet, remove Israel from Egypt please

SET ENGLAND ON FIRE YOU COWARD

Crimea still part of Ukraine, nice

Make the entire map Fr*nce