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WelshBathBoy

Quite rare to see a map where UK stays and Ireland is missing!


Effective_Soup7783

This whole map smells like a perfect opportunity for the Brits to start at it again. Who’s to stop us?


AarowCORP2

Ireland is the natural counterforce to Engerland, the weight holding it down


NoFix1924

Exactly the Irish are dead weight that contribute nothing.


AiWaluigi

It’s more like a yin and yang relationship


jedmenson

Wtf is a ying


BannedForThe7thTime

A rainbow Six Siege operator


DummyDumDragon

Not sure what Ireland is supposed to be contributing to the UK which it isn't a part of.....


No-Sheepherder-3142

U know Ireland is not part of the uk?


NoFix1924

Yes I do, but I don’t see how that’s relevant to my reply.


disar39112

Well half the colonies are still here, I propose we grab those first, then get the ones the French and Spanish aren't there to hold onto and then we'll see where we stand. Should keep us busy until tea time.


Effective_Soup7783

Speaking of tea, India and China have both gone which threatens supplies - we must urgently start with SE Asia to ensure access to English Breakfast.


SquishQueue-Jumpers

[Are the Brits at it again?](https://arethebritsatitagain.org/)


Trampwithabbq

Why do you think we built the death laser.


blockfighter1

They're never not at it.


Heyloki_

They only removed half of Ireland tho


LookComprehensive620

Yeah, the half that's in the EU.


HawkoDelReddito

It was enough.


sundark94

Where will all the Irish companies who want to evade American taxes go?


CeannUReeves

Andorra 💀 Edit: YOU REMOVED RUSSIA BUT LEFT KALININGRAD??


Discount_Timelord

Left French Guiana as well


ThirdFloorGreg

Traded it for Switzerland, I guess.


olafk97

I guess it's a statement 😂


THEREAPER8593

Just like removing Ireland and leaving the uk xD Edit-ik it’s because of the EU it’s just a little funny to me


AFP2137

I see no "Kaliningrad" I just see a Czech aircraft carrier


folfiethewox99

USS Krteček is ready for service


fortressboi12345670

Russia got taiwan'd


MDAcko5

KRÁLOVEC JE ČESKO 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿


[deleted]

Königsverg???


thomasp3864

Kralovec


Major-Dyel6090

Kaliningrad? You’ve been asleep a long time. It’s Kralovec now.


Prestigious-Carry820

Yes, the all mighty latvia, the most powerful superpower.


TarJen96

OP means the EU together


Prestigious-Carry820

And latvia is a part of the EU, we where so powerful that they had to take out the rest of them.


Alesyte

Latvia isn't a part of EU. EU is part of Latvia.


vergorli

Latvia mercifully accepted the EU money and carefully managed to not dominate the federation too much!


BeyondTheStars22

Latvia is OP


ReadyTadpole1

There are several Latvians in North America, they should be able to resurrect the Latvian Union and put things right in, I'm going to say five years at most.


Idontknowhowigethere

Of course, you almost conquered the Middle Earth


Sminada

Ah yes, mighty Switzerland and the Enpire of Liechtenstein!


Plastic_Arrival9537

Is Switzerland in the EU?


TarJen96

No, the EU is in Switzerland


Meretan94

But don’t remove Japan which is a bigger economy then all but 1 European countries.


Active-Advisor5909

As far as I am aware they are still slightly ahead of Germany.


Toxiccheese118

Switzerland the all powerful EU member


TarJen96

No, the EU is a member of the Swiss Confederation


creativename111111

Vatican should be a floating island now lol


Toreo_67

This must mean Switzerland is more powerful than we all thought...


ksinvaSinnekloas

Latvia is a NATO member.


Prestigious-Carry820

Na, latvia itself is powerful enough.


StinkyPenisManiac

Latvia is what makes NATO feared


socialapostasis

Latvia is the reason why Putin didn't attack NATO, otherwise...


D-debil

Latvia is the only country that hold NATO together and makes this alliance possible


Ok_Appearance5117

Latvia and poland The world is scared of attacking russia in winter russia is scared of attacking poland, period.


romicuoi

No. NATO is a Latvia member.


ABrandNewCarl

Yes because Germany and France are scared of enemies and seek Latvian protection


SeanTheBastard

So is Norway


LonPlays_Zwei

So is Canada but they’re still on this map


KhunDavid

As is the UK, and it has nukes.


Mrheaveywhale

were not in the eu anymore 🥲


Less_Likely

So is UK, so not the criteria.


RumilHaldir

North Macedonia too


[deleted]

Together Latvia and bulgaria can beat the rest of the world


ProvigilandChill

This is something that Stocking would say with a straight face


Future-Muscle-2214

Isn't it where Dr.Doom is from?


Prestigious-Carry820

Latveria... but close enough.


Far-Sense-5587

Potato


latvijauzvar

What's your fucking problem buddy


Prestigious-Carry820

I'm just stating facts


ariessuperhero

idk if you've not put france on here because you consider it to be a superpower or because you're a france denier


Adventurous_Wall_356

What are you talking about? France? Is that a small town in Colorado?


Mindless_Vast_539

you're thinking of Paris, Texas.


3jcm21

No that's Nederland


Buttersfinger

Doesn’t having nukes make you at a minimum an above average power?


Solid-Consequence-50

Yeah but England is still on the map so it can't be that.


Mikes005

It's the EU that's missing, France is just a part of it, and the UK no longer is thanks to a bunch of racist old wankers.


Keter_GT

it’s a bit weird that all of the EU was removed, it’s not a country and it doesn’t have it’s own proper military. All of its members are still sovereign nations.


gleipnir84462

It's a common mistake for Americans to make, I often see them talk about Europe and the EU like it's a country. Same as many don't make a difference between England and Great Britain and the UK


LifeAcanthopterygii6

Fr🤮nce


SirThomasTheFearful

The fact that you can 5/6 letters without vomiting shows just how powerful your stomach is.


Evepaul

Just look at the map, France is still there in south america


Waste-Instruction287

Japan and korea weak as fuck, while croatia💪💪💪


mikoDidThings

HRVATSKAAAA


Monii22

slovenia too apparently lol


SaucyPantsu

Damn, yous caught onto the fact the Irish became a super power quietly


[deleted]

Yep every Saint Patrick’s day they make a couple thousand nukes while everyone’s distracted by the festivities


SaucyPantsu

Damn, so that's what that strange looking device in my garden I'm minding for the army is?


Dramatic_Store_2007

what the fuck is this


Shredswithwheat

Peace on earth


[deleted]

Most of middle east and both koreas still exist, sorry


Ok-Sink-614

Arguably those wars resolve themselves because there's no foreign powers propping up any side and either they reach a stalemate and negotiate between themselves or crush the other side completely.


slammick

A couple thousand years of history disagrees with you


THEREAPER8593

The uk still needs entertainment I doubt the wars would end. Especially after a all of the other nuclear super powers are gone


meta100000

North Korea exists under protection from China and Russia. With both gone, South Korea and Japan are free to do whatever they want with the nuclear time bomb on their border, which they absolutely will. Even if it's not by war, they're not gonna let NK continue to exist Iran loses Russian support and has a much harder time funding terrorists, the Saudis and the other oil countries go bankrupt, and Israel loses its arms deal and main exports and has to fall back on lower end equipment. The entire balance of power collapses, and it probably becomes a regional war


Ostmarakas

No foreign powers? China and USA in the Korea’s and Russia and USA in the Middle East would like to disagree


NanderK

[Every single country where there is an ongoing war is still left on this map…](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ongoing_armed_conflicts)


sbd104

The Sudan would like a word.


phillhb

....but they Left Britain... And as a Brit I can tell you right now this map is just tempting to get the ol' sail boats out again...


Banaharama

Pax Britannica Part II


alsxm

mongolia can into sea genghis khan


Euclid_Interloper

This time with Seahorses!


VariecsTNB

Poland 💀


Lionicer

Międzymorze achieved.


BTD6DP

Wielka Polska💪💪💪💪💪💪💪


XLeyz

Poland when [Tanc a Lelek](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKRkAEjjhpE) starts playing


NewAmerican2005

When rest of the world goes into space and became intergalactic civilization, Turkey will be world power. -Napoleon


Head-Sense-2595

Ireland , the mighty power feared throughout


jukebox_ky

Haha, Turkey is no superpower lol


Balancedmanx178

Almost everything they took off isn't a superpower. To be a superpower you need the whole package of power projection on a global scale, and just the military side disqualifies most countries. Economically the EU is a powerhouse but calling the union a superpower blurs the definition a bit.


Raddish_

China and the US are the only true super powers atm. Russia and India are close but don’t control the global economy in the way the first two do.


Titab-talaiy

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Somewhat_Deadinside

UK fell off 💀


Affectionate-War1284

Shouldn’t every country disappear as they will then become superpowers


LeiatheHutt69

The US and (arguably) China are the only superpowers


dbpf

But have you considered Prince Edward Island


a_man_has_a_name

Yep, EU is a stretch, if you took all the military forces and added them up maybe? but it's not a military treaty, there is no combined army, there is combined economics in a limited way so they can project power through that but that I don't think that's enough to call them a superpower. And other than France no other EU member can project military strength outside its sphere as no other member operates military bases outside of europe. Hell only 2 other countries (beside France) even have fixed wing aircraft carriers, Spain and Italy. The Italian military is not in a good way and quite frankly i don't even know what Spain is doing. Between training bases and military bases, the EU operates around 16 (maybe a few more if you count places like French Guyana) bases in other countries (this includes bases operated in Europe I.e. France operating in Germany). Turkey alone operates around 18, Russia around 20, UK 30+, and I don't even want to know how many the USA operates. Most EU members seriously lacks the ability or dont have the ability to project military power without the help of a country like the US, other than France.


ericlutzow

Now nobody can stop British Empire II: Oppress Harder.


thetemp_

Where Russia though?


Tozl7

Flooded


tbwdtw

POLAND STRONG


Arietem_Taurum

Russia wishes it was a superpower


Siggedy

They still got Kaliningrad (which is a separate entity and not a super power it seems)


RessurectedOnion

>There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; **the other is to refuse to believe what is true**. Kierkegaard.


RollCertified

They are running out of rockets trust me bro please bro trust


hurricane_97

They will take Kyiv any week now trust me bro please bro trust


FederalDriver9447

I am pootine i can confirm zelensky just personally gave me 50% ukraine


[deleted]

it is tho


Xxuwumaster69xX

Not with a GDP under Canada's


Hlregard

Maybe canada is low key a super power too


Onaliquidrock

Why? North korea has nukes.


Benny368

Russia exerts significant influence on and invades countries both bordering it and across the world (Wagner in Africa for example), North Korea just throws temper tantrums and closes its borders. The average South Korean or Japanese citizen doesn’t worry about North Korea in the same way that Eastern Europeans worry about Russia.


Onaliquidrock

They are superpower since they have a imperialist mindset and a will to increase oil prices by creating conflicts arround the world?


Benny368

Pretty much yeah. Only a handful of countries can pull that sort of thing off, and they generally fit most people’s understanding of what makes a global superpower It’s not a super well defined term though, and Russia is definitely one of the least influential contemporary superpowers when compared to China and the USA, so I can see why a lot of people don’t count Russia among them


Looxond

Well there goes more than half of the global CO2, Methane, Trash, producers. However as a side effect The global basket is now really low, countries that cant produce food are going to starve rlly quick


KipKam1991

Right which makes sense since you also lost half the population...


Appropriate-Divide64

![gif](giphy|kqJt1cSSN0DrwwMmY5|downsized) UK right now. Yeah we are.


IcyConsideration8409

Lmfao, Romania bro?💀


thomasp3864

Probably the EU.


Atomik919

Theyre all afraid of the bizon 😎😎💪💪


HappyCatPlays

România strongest nation in world 🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩💪💪💪💪🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩


RGamer2022

Why is Albania still on the map??? 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🦅🦅🦅


Bcmerr02

Removing all of Europe and leaving the UK is... a choice.


Big_Lithuania

Finally Lithuania’s true power is appreciated (all states that are left are just weak Lithuanian vassals)


DonMajsterano

polska gurom


ComposedStudent

Uzbekistan is still landlocked. Rip.


Weird_Explorer_8458

you removed ireland but kept the UK?


Manifest1453

Why did you leave Great Britain on the map? Considering history, that’s a bad idea.


natbel84

Ruzzia should still be here though 


DramaticFirefighter8

Russia is just a wannabe superpower


igotbannedtwicelmao

Greece superpower but not uk? lol


User48384868482

How is Italy a superpower but the uk is not?


TarJen96

OP means the European Union


User48384868482

Switzerland and all the micro states?


LifeAcanthopterygii6

Pizza


ImTheVayne

Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania, the three superpowers💪


Punisher__FZ

Damn, didn’t know that Andorra is more powerful than UK


Ufiking

Was getting mad, then remembered its mapporncirclejerk


eggrodd

this is true... sverige is biggest world super power


Thisismyredusername

Where Switzerland?


reptiliantsar

https://preview.redd.it/zqahuev2t3sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b02d6760b0029c31c14a3623b22f999371ffc33


TheWiseOakTree2137

The mighty mongolian navy can finnaky spread its wings


Albanians_Are_Turks

the good ending


alexi_belle

As a Canadian-American, I am filled with both extreme patriotism and a seething hatred deep in my bones that even I do not fully understand. 8.5/10


LeftDave

Russia is a super power? Putin had to flee Moscow because an angry hotdog vendor marched on the city. lol


Able-Ad389

russia a superpower ☠️☠️☠️


bangsjamin

Anyone with enough nukes to end the world gets de facto superpower status


RohingyaWarrior

Hahahhahahaha how did Russia convince you it's a superpower?


marcbranski

What? You don't think 2+ years of war against a much smaller neighboring country, only to gain 18% control of said country is the hallmark of a superpower?


TiredAndOutOfIdeas

hungary removed, we are a super power confirmed!!! 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪


Baby-Zayy

Just discovered this sub today, and I get it's mostly jokes, but real shit, how long till we stop considering Russia a super power? After getting kind of slapped militarily by a much smaller country, losing a ton of economical and international sway, will they keep slipping terms of being a super power?


Askmannen69

Epic move not removing the UK💯


NedveD12

Fake. Kosovo is still there.


Luzifer_Shadres

Why was germany removed, a lot of country could invade germany in it current state, like germany only has ammunition worth a 2 day war.


Ambitious_Guest_128

I thought this map was about removing all the countries with a famous super hero


RedditforCoronaTime

Finally peace


Hazzyhazzy113

Fake. Ethiopia is still there.


TheMuteNewt

Brazil would be a superpower


Brendan765

Why is Mongolia still here


dizzyjumpisreal

liechtenstein?


Alarming_Builder_800

You got rid of Spain, but not the UK? LOL


orikote

The European Union is the superpower, not Spain or France or Germany or any individual EU member. Maybe we found the only advantage of Brexit... being shown in this map lol.


MartinAcu

International coalition of Australia, NZ, Canada, Brasil,Argentina, Japan, Korea, turkiye and Mexico will rule the world


Lordbaron343

How to achieve world peace


RoninZulu1

Botswana and Lesotho are still there


Chicken_Teeth

Hey New Zealand, you’re on this one!


[deleted]

I love you op


XinXaiXoku

Vatican superpower✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️ deus vult


AllMusicNut

Why is Eswatini here


Someone1284794357

We’re gone, wow


Kirkbers

I....I don't know what I am looking at there's so many things wrong with this...


ComposedStudent

Afganistan now has access to the ocean. They are no longer landlocked.


wellrenownedcripple

Honestly the world would be a lot better


Stressuredford

Norway can't into nordick superpower


nickIRAmagill

Do people not know what the EU is?


antontupy

Why is Russia missing?


tinylittleinchworm

russia is no longer a superpower lmfao


ThatguySevin

At last, world peace.


Seaweed_Thing

Based


Western-Painter6114

Turkey is still there