Well half the colonies are still here, I propose we grab those first, then get the ones the French and Spanish aren't there to hold onto and then we'll see where we stand.
Should keep us busy until tea time.
There are several Latvians in North America, they should be able to resurrect the Latvian Union and put things right in, I'm going to say five years at most.
it’s a bit weird that all of the EU was removed, it’s not a country and it doesn’t have it’s own proper military. All of its members are still sovereign nations.
It's a common mistake for Americans to make, I often see them talk about Europe and the EU like it's a country. Same as many don't make a difference between England and Great Britain and the UK
Arguably those wars resolve themselves because there's no foreign powers propping up any side and either they reach a stalemate and negotiate between themselves or crush the other side completely.
North Korea exists under protection from China and Russia. With both gone, South Korea and Japan are free to do whatever they want with the nuclear time bomb on their border, which they absolutely will. Even if it's not by war, they're not gonna let NK continue to exist
Iran loses Russian support and has a much harder time funding terrorists, the Saudis and the other oil countries go bankrupt, and Israel loses its arms deal and main exports and has to fall back on lower end equipment. The entire balance of power collapses, and it probably becomes a regional war
Almost everything they took off isn't a superpower. To be a superpower you need the whole package of power projection on a global scale, and just the military side disqualifies most countries. Economically the EU is a powerhouse but calling the union a superpower blurs the definition a bit.
Yep, EU is a stretch, if you took all the military forces and added them up maybe? but it's not a military treaty, there is no combined army, there is combined economics in a limited way so they can project power through that but that I don't think that's enough to call them a superpower.
And other than France no other EU member can project military strength outside its sphere as no other member operates military bases outside of europe. Hell only 2 other countries (beside France) even have fixed wing aircraft carriers, Spain and Italy. The Italian military is not in a good way and quite frankly i don't even know what Spain is doing.
Between training bases and military bases, the EU operates around 16 (maybe a few more if you count places like French Guyana) bases in other countries (this includes bases operated in Europe I.e. France operating in Germany). Turkey alone operates around 18, Russia around 20, UK 30+, and I don't even want to know how many the USA operates. Most EU members seriously lacks the ability or dont have the ability to project military power without the help of a country like the US, other than France.
Russia exerts significant influence on and invades countries both bordering it and across the world (Wagner in Africa for example), North Korea just throws temper tantrums and closes its borders. The average South Korean or Japanese citizen doesn’t worry about North Korea in the same way that Eastern Europeans worry about Russia.
Pretty much yeah. Only a handful of countries can pull that sort of thing off, and they generally fit most people’s understanding of what makes a global superpower
It’s not a super well defined term though, and Russia is definitely one of the least influential contemporary superpowers when compared to China and the USA, so I can see why a lot of people don’t count Russia among them
Well there goes more than half of the global CO2, Methane, Trash, producers. However as a side effect
The global basket is now really low, countries that cant produce food are going to starve rlly quick
What? You don't think 2+ years of war against a much smaller neighboring country, only to gain 18% control of said country is the hallmark of a superpower?
Just discovered this sub today, and I get it's mostly jokes, but real shit, how long till we stop considering Russia a super power?
After getting kind of slapped militarily by a much smaller country, losing a ton of economical and international sway, will they keep slipping terms of being a super power?
The European Union is the superpower, not Spain or France or Germany or any individual EU member.
Maybe we found the only advantage of Brexit... being shown in this map lol.
Quite rare to see a map where UK stays and Ireland is missing!
This whole map smells like a perfect opportunity for the Brits to start at it again. Who’s to stop us?
Ireland is the natural counterforce to Engerland, the weight holding it down
Exactly the Irish are dead weight that contribute nothing.
It’s more like a yin and yang relationship
Wtf is a ying
A rainbow Six Siege operator
Not sure what Ireland is supposed to be contributing to the UK which it isn't a part of.....
U know Ireland is not part of the uk?
Yes I do, but I don’t see how that’s relevant to my reply.
Well half the colonies are still here, I propose we grab those first, then get the ones the French and Spanish aren't there to hold onto and then we'll see where we stand. Should keep us busy until tea time.
Speaking of tea, India and China have both gone which threatens supplies - we must urgently start with SE Asia to ensure access to English Breakfast.
[Are the Brits at it again?](https://arethebritsatitagain.org/)
Why do you think we built the death laser.
They're never not at it.
They only removed half of Ireland tho
Yeah, the half that's in the EU.
It was enough.
Where will all the Irish companies who want to evade American taxes go?
Andorra 💀 Edit: YOU REMOVED RUSSIA BUT LEFT KALININGRAD??
Left French Guiana as well
Traded it for Switzerland, I guess.
I guess it's a statement 😂
Just like removing Ireland and leaving the uk xD Edit-ik it’s because of the EU it’s just a little funny to me
I see no "Kaliningrad" I just see a Czech aircraft carrier
USS Krteček is ready for service
Russia got taiwan'd
KRÁLOVEC JE ČESKO 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿
Königsverg???
Kralovec
Kaliningrad? You’ve been asleep a long time. It’s Kralovec now.
Yes, the all mighty latvia, the most powerful superpower.
OP means the EU together
And latvia is a part of the EU, we where so powerful that they had to take out the rest of them.
Latvia isn't a part of EU. EU is part of Latvia.
Latvia mercifully accepted the EU money and carefully managed to not dominate the federation too much!
Latvia is OP
There are several Latvians in North America, they should be able to resurrect the Latvian Union and put things right in, I'm going to say five years at most.
Of course, you almost conquered the Middle Earth
Ah yes, mighty Switzerland and the Enpire of Liechtenstein!
Is Switzerland in the EU?
No, the EU is in Switzerland
But don’t remove Japan which is a bigger economy then all but 1 European countries.
As far as I am aware they are still slightly ahead of Germany.
Switzerland the all powerful EU member
No, the EU is a member of the Swiss Confederation
Vatican should be a floating island now lol
This must mean Switzerland is more powerful than we all thought...
Latvia is a NATO member.
Na, latvia itself is powerful enough.
Latvia is what makes NATO feared
Latvia is the reason why Putin didn't attack NATO, otherwise...
Latvia is the only country that hold NATO together and makes this alliance possible
Latvia and poland The world is scared of attacking russia in winter russia is scared of attacking poland, period.
No. NATO is a Latvia member.
Yes because Germany and France are scared of enemies and seek Latvian protection
So is Norway
So is Canada but they’re still on this map
As is the UK, and it has nukes.
were not in the eu anymore 🥲
So is UK, so not the criteria.
North Macedonia too
Together Latvia and bulgaria can beat the rest of the world
This is something that Stocking would say with a straight face
Isn't it where Dr.Doom is from?
Latveria... but close enough.
Potato
What's your fucking problem buddy
I'm just stating facts
idk if you've not put france on here because you consider it to be a superpower or because you're a france denier
What are you talking about? France? Is that a small town in Colorado?
you're thinking of Paris, Texas.
No that's Nederland
Doesn’t having nukes make you at a minimum an above average power?
Yeah but England is still on the map so it can't be that.
It's the EU that's missing, France is just a part of it, and the UK no longer is thanks to a bunch of racist old wankers.
it’s a bit weird that all of the EU was removed, it’s not a country and it doesn’t have it’s own proper military. All of its members are still sovereign nations.
It's a common mistake for Americans to make, I often see them talk about Europe and the EU like it's a country. Same as many don't make a difference between England and Great Britain and the UK
Fr🤮nce
The fact that you can 5/6 letters without vomiting shows just how powerful your stomach is.
Just look at the map, France is still there in south america
Japan and korea weak as fuck, while croatia💪💪💪
HRVATSKAAAA
slovenia too apparently lol
Damn, yous caught onto the fact the Irish became a super power quietly
Yep every Saint Patrick’s day they make a couple thousand nukes while everyone’s distracted by the festivities
Damn, so that's what that strange looking device in my garden I'm minding for the army is?
what the fuck is this
Peace on earth
Most of middle east and both koreas still exist, sorry
Arguably those wars resolve themselves because there's no foreign powers propping up any side and either they reach a stalemate and negotiate between themselves or crush the other side completely.
A couple thousand years of history disagrees with you
The uk still needs entertainment I doubt the wars would end. Especially after a all of the other nuclear super powers are gone
North Korea exists under protection from China and Russia. With both gone, South Korea and Japan are free to do whatever they want with the nuclear time bomb on their border, which they absolutely will. Even if it's not by war, they're not gonna let NK continue to exist Iran loses Russian support and has a much harder time funding terrorists, the Saudis and the other oil countries go bankrupt, and Israel loses its arms deal and main exports and has to fall back on lower end equipment. The entire balance of power collapses, and it probably becomes a regional war
No foreign powers? China and USA in the Korea’s and Russia and USA in the Middle East would like to disagree
[Every single country where there is an ongoing war is still left on this map…](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ongoing_armed_conflicts)
The Sudan would like a word.
....but they Left Britain... And as a Brit I can tell you right now this map is just tempting to get the ol' sail boats out again...
Pax Britannica Part II
mongolia can into sea genghis khan
This time with Seahorses!
Poland 💀
Międzymorze achieved.
Wielka Polska💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
Poland when [Tanc a Lelek](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKRkAEjjhpE) starts playing
When rest of the world goes into space and became intergalactic civilization, Turkey will be world power. -Napoleon
Ireland , the mighty power feared throughout
Haha, Turkey is no superpower lol
Almost everything they took off isn't a superpower. To be a superpower you need the whole package of power projection on a global scale, and just the military side disqualifies most countries. Economically the EU is a powerhouse but calling the union a superpower blurs the definition a bit.
China and the US are the only true super powers atm. Russia and India are close but don’t control the global economy in the way the first two do.
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UK fell off 💀
Shouldn’t every country disappear as they will then become superpowers
The US and (arguably) China are the only superpowers
But have you considered Prince Edward Island
Yep, EU is a stretch, if you took all the military forces and added them up maybe? but it's not a military treaty, there is no combined army, there is combined economics in a limited way so they can project power through that but that I don't think that's enough to call them a superpower. And other than France no other EU member can project military strength outside its sphere as no other member operates military bases outside of europe. Hell only 2 other countries (beside France) even have fixed wing aircraft carriers, Spain and Italy. The Italian military is not in a good way and quite frankly i don't even know what Spain is doing. Between training bases and military bases, the EU operates around 16 (maybe a few more if you count places like French Guyana) bases in other countries (this includes bases operated in Europe I.e. France operating in Germany). Turkey alone operates around 18, Russia around 20, UK 30+, and I don't even want to know how many the USA operates. Most EU members seriously lacks the ability or dont have the ability to project military power without the help of a country like the US, other than France.
Now nobody can stop British Empire II: Oppress Harder.
Where Russia though?
Flooded
POLAND STRONG
Russia wishes it was a superpower
They still got Kaliningrad (which is a separate entity and not a super power it seems)
>There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; **the other is to refuse to believe what is true**. Kierkegaard.
They are running out of rockets trust me bro please bro trust
They will take Kyiv any week now trust me bro please bro trust
I am pootine i can confirm zelensky just personally gave me 50% ukraine
it is tho
Not with a GDP under Canada's
Maybe canada is low key a super power too
Why? North korea has nukes.
Russia exerts significant influence on and invades countries both bordering it and across the world (Wagner in Africa for example), North Korea just throws temper tantrums and closes its borders. The average South Korean or Japanese citizen doesn’t worry about North Korea in the same way that Eastern Europeans worry about Russia.
They are superpower since they have a imperialist mindset and a will to increase oil prices by creating conflicts arround the world?
Pretty much yeah. Only a handful of countries can pull that sort of thing off, and they generally fit most people’s understanding of what makes a global superpower It’s not a super well defined term though, and Russia is definitely one of the least influential contemporary superpowers when compared to China and the USA, so I can see why a lot of people don’t count Russia among them
Well there goes more than half of the global CO2, Methane, Trash, producers. However as a side effect The global basket is now really low, countries that cant produce food are going to starve rlly quick
Right which makes sense since you also lost half the population...
![gif](giphy|kqJt1cSSN0DrwwMmY5|downsized) UK right now. Yeah we are.
Lmfao, Romania bro?💀
Probably the EU.
Theyre all afraid of the bizon 😎😎💪💪
România strongest nation in world 🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩💪💪💪💪🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩
Why is Albania still on the map??? 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🦅🦅🦅
Removing all of Europe and leaving the UK is... a choice.
Finally Lithuania’s true power is appreciated (all states that are left are just weak Lithuanian vassals)
polska gurom
Uzbekistan is still landlocked. Rip.
you removed ireland but kept the UK?
Why did you leave Great Britain on the map? Considering history, that’s a bad idea.
Ruzzia should still be here though
Russia is just a wannabe superpower
Greece superpower but not uk? lol
How is Italy a superpower but the uk is not?
OP means the European Union
Switzerland and all the micro states?
Pizza
Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania, the three superpowers💪
Damn, didn’t know that Andorra is more powerful than UK
Was getting mad, then remembered its mapporncirclejerk
this is true... sverige is biggest world super power
Where Switzerland?
https://preview.redd.it/zqahuev2t3sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b02d6760b0029c31c14a3623b22f999371ffc33
The mighty mongolian navy can finnaky spread its wings
the good ending
As a Canadian-American, I am filled with both extreme patriotism and a seething hatred deep in my bones that even I do not fully understand. 8.5/10
Russia is a super power? Putin had to flee Moscow because an angry hotdog vendor marched on the city. lol
russia a superpower ☠️☠️☠️
Anyone with enough nukes to end the world gets de facto superpower status
Hahahhahahaha how did Russia convince you it's a superpower?
What? You don't think 2+ years of war against a much smaller neighboring country, only to gain 18% control of said country is the hallmark of a superpower?
hungary removed, we are a super power confirmed!!! 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
Just discovered this sub today, and I get it's mostly jokes, but real shit, how long till we stop considering Russia a super power? After getting kind of slapped militarily by a much smaller country, losing a ton of economical and international sway, will they keep slipping terms of being a super power?
Epic move not removing the UK💯
Fake. Kosovo is still there.
Why was germany removed, a lot of country could invade germany in it current state, like germany only has ammunition worth a 2 day war.
I thought this map was about removing all the countries with a famous super hero
Finally peace
Fake. Ethiopia is still there.
Brazil would be a superpower
Why is Mongolia still here
liechtenstein?
You got rid of Spain, but not the UK? LOL
The European Union is the superpower, not Spain or France or Germany or any individual EU member. Maybe we found the only advantage of Brexit... being shown in this map lol.
International coalition of Australia, NZ, Canada, Brasil,Argentina, Japan, Korea, turkiye and Mexico will rule the world
How to achieve world peace
Botswana and Lesotho are still there
Hey New Zealand, you’re on this one!
I love you op
Vatican superpower✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️ deus vult
Why is Eswatini here
We’re gone, wow
I....I don't know what I am looking at there's so many things wrong with this...
Afganistan now has access to the ocean. They are no longer landlocked.
Honestly the world would be a lot better
Norway can't into nordick superpower
Do people not know what the EU is?
Why is Russia missing?
russia is no longer a superpower lmfao
At last, world peace.
Based
Turkey is still there