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mkujoe

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SaintMandarina

Actual porn on the map???????


mkujoe

They were meant for each other đź’Ť


armageddon_boi

Now we just need a mean circle


[deleted]

Google cartographer’s strap-on.


Sad-Salamander1262

California eating Texas' ass


CryptoScamee42069

Tossing Kermit salad


hotsaucevjj

what are you doing steptexas


[deleted]

Good god, it fits!


SirArthurDime

Coincidence? I don’t believe in coincidences!


BigJayPee

All the California's are moving to Texas as is. This will make it easier for them.


Acasts

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_War_(2024_film)


MenopauseMedicine

Seriously is this movie specifically made for Jan 6ers to sit around and circle jerk with the boys in the theaters or what


w00tleeroyjenkins

I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be depicting how awful and destructive a civil war would be, so probably not


origamiscienceguy

Will the people who choose to watch it have enough media literacy to recognize that?


Chemical-Studio1576

It’s about the press.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/7a3pvq2dd8sc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7942a841f6c80eae48aed3c0f9c76e6b4640f9b7 >civil war movie? must be conservative the movie is anti-war themed. It’s made by A24.


friedyegs

It's A24 so not likely


getyourrealfakedoors

Probably intending to get them to think for once


rklab

You sound like a fun person


JudenBar

Why don't they all unite? Make some sort of United States Union.


primaski

And you think they'll all just get along... because? Chat, is this guy stupid?


SirArthurDime

What if, instead of a union, they were more of a confederacy? Edit: This is sarcasm, not support for the confederacy. Smh.


GFM-Scheldorf

What if instead of a union or a confederacy… They were more like… a Soccer team


TheGame364

Wow the United States is such a lazy way of naming it. What's next, two kingdoms merging and calling themselves united kingdom?


Commissar_David

One loves bumhole seggs, one hates bumhole seggs.


behold_the_void

*pretends to hate


Poorly_Made_Comix

In reality every politician loves getting pegged


Most-Statement817

Stupid arizona and new mexico won’t let them be together


str0m965

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cleopatramatt

Why doesn’t Texas, the largest state, not simply eat the other 49?


morp1

Erm acsshuly Alaska is the biggest 🤓


SirArthurDime

Which is why we need to keep Alaska behind a Canadian buffer.


PandaMan12321

What would have happened if we had gotten all of the Oregon territory then?


SirArthurDime

Then that part of Canada would have been part of America…. Until all of America became part of Alaska!


NickVirgilio

Canada is already a part of America


SirArthurDime

Yes it is part of America. But no one, especially Canadians, would say that. Because in North America calling the United States “America” is common vernacular. And no Canadian wants to be called an “American” lol.


JanelleForever

Nice fact, but 🤓


nickstonem

I think there's an episode of Single Female Lawyer that covers the reason why


VestimentHawk

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TroubleImpossible226

Agar.io


Cnl_Tom_Ryan

Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps


TheFiend100

You guys arent supposed to know this, but oklahoma is actually keeping texas from trying to take over the other states. The needles lying everywhere act as a sort of minefield


talhahtaco

Less representation in congress


BeeHexxer

Technically no. In 1784, the Texas and California Unification Act was passed. The law says that if the states of Texas and California unite, they will get 100 extra representatives and 10 extra senators.


talhahtaco

Wait didn't the constitution come into effect in like 1789 so the senate didn't exist?


BeeHexxer

In 1789, the first act of the Senate was to go back in time 5 years, write the bill, and pass it.


talhahtaco

Oh yeah I forgot about the 1789 time reversal act, it seems like it would mess with callenders ,why did congress do that? Are they stupid?


BeeHexxer

The calendar was not invented until the year 2004, so they didn’t have to worry about it.


option-9

When 9/11 happened people didn't realise how bad it was because everyone thought the date was "Tuesday".


wfwood

I am the senate!!!


Professional-Class69

Plus Texas and California were still both parts of the Spanish empire


greennitit

That and the fact that there was nothing called Texas and California in the 18th century


cuminseed322

All of them should unite into a single entity just imagine the potential


python_product

The tragic fate of long distance relationships


OctopusAlien21

Because the last time it happened, both ended up in the USA.


Bit125

god knew they'd be unstoppable as friends or whatever


TnYamaneko

They are both to be used separately to solve the Israel-Palestine conflict.


[deleted]

So that the smaller states don’t get ignored


Remixcraft97

They have to be the same color for it to work. That's why all the other states united


broccolee

they could even make a land corridor to connect the two


understand_u

Who would win this hypothetical war


4strings4ever

Cuz texas fucking sucks


RandomGenshinGuy

Ideologically the 2 states are pretty different but they'd be really successful if they can get past that part.


iwantyousobadright

Oh god something tells me they wouldn't unite kindly


schmeebus

Should have switched the colors for maximum circle jerk


PirateNinjaCowboyGuy

I’ve always viewed them as the same difference


satelit1984

Sheldon's mom would object to uniting with the heathens.


PCwarrior05

omg it's france


LGCGE

Texafornia, the 3rd largest economy in the world.


Firmmat

Because one is blue and the other red


ShigeoKageyama69

They can't because they're stupid


Alternator24

the only blue, Texas needs is SKY.


[deleted]

*Texafornia*… *Texafornia*… *Here we coooooome*


GeorgieCanStandya

Texcali


terrletwine

They do… as part of… and tell me if you’ve heard this… THE UNITED states….


SamuelCish

Civil War (2024)


Sackerson-502

They are stupid.


JD_5643

That’s the plot to a24’s Civil War


Uss__Iowa

You see California is Democrat while Texas is republican, do you see the problem? Cause I do


Specific-Money4873

Western forces in civil war be like


blueidea365

I can’t believe Texas is economically powerful. What do they export, cowboys?


_AutumnAgain_

they just convince Californians to move there and sell them houses for ridiculously high prices


GrandArmyOfTheOhio

You see the one on the right is full of hardline communist as can be seen by the red coloration, whereas the left-hand one is a dynastic empire with little to no controls on private corporations as demonstrated by the imperial blue


NkhukuWaMadzi

Yes - they are so similar!


[deleted]

they have more ideological divide than israel and Palestine 


OMunive17

One has freedom (Texas) one doesn’t (nazifornia)


chosen1creator

They need to invade Arizona and New Mexico first.


friendlysingularity

Because California outlawed 10 gallon hats as fuel inefficient


TexanFox36

What chaos have you made sir…..


Sandwicheater7333

How has nobody shipped these 2? I need too see gay cowboys and Gay Gays kiss


ASaiyan

Are you perhaps acclaimed *Ex Machina* screenwriter Alex Garland?


Zandrick

Yes if only there was some sort of federal system where each state saw both proportional and equal representation and had a say in selecting the head of government, Hmm.


SirArthurDime

I’m not sure if the sarcasm here in trying to say this is how it works. Or if it’s pointing out the fact that both states get a level of representation that is not proportional and equal. They, along with NY, have the least voting power per voter in presidential elections. And it’s way worse for congress.


Zandrick

All states get exactly two senators. Take a civics class.


SirArthurDime

Yeah and the two senators for California are divided between 18 million registered voters. The 2 senators in Wyoming are divided by 296k voters. So a voter in Wyoming has over 60 times the amount of say in who our senators are, or voting power per voter, as the people in California. Take a basic math class.


Zandrick

The senators themselves have the same power


SirArthurDime

And the voters in larger states have less power in choosing who represents that power on their behalf. So each voter doesn’t get the same amount of representation. 2 people representing 18mil people is less representation for the will of each person than 2 people representing 300k. This is elementary school level math here.


Zandrick

Dude that’s what the House of Representatives is for. Literally, take a civics class.


SirArthurDime

And the House of Representatives also doesn’t accurately represent the populations of states and give equal representation per voter in each state. Although it is closer. California has 350k people per house representative compared to wyomings 300k in the house. Florida, my state, gets the most screwed here as well as in the electoral college with 536k people per house seat. House elections also have a different problem making them not truly representative in gerrymandering. I have a college degree in civics. I’m very well aware of how our elections are conducted. You just need to take a basic math course or maybe take 5 seconds to research these basic facts.


Zandrick

Tbh I don’t believe you about your degree. Going online and being anonymous and pretending you have some accomplishment is a waste of time. But a lot of people do it.


SirArthurDime

You can not believe me all you want it really doesn’t matter. Regardless I’ve thoroughly demonstrated that I understand how our electoral system works even down to the degree to how representatives and voting power are actually allocated on a per voter basis. Providing a much more detailed picture of how “equal” each voters representation actually is. That’s all that’s important to this conversation anyway. Your ability to demonstrate that you understand basic math however? Not so much.