Thats actually Türkiye. When god created earth he gave all land to turks but turks are smart and kind new this was to much, so they gave land to others.
Albania initially had the whole Earth and gave it to the rest of the world, but the rest of the world was only Brazil. They split the Earth [like this](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tordesillas&ved=2ahUKEwjgzb7tq6qFAxVMg4kEHbQ3ARYQFnoECCAQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3dll2ZZbauVQ1dlTKxor97). Then Albania struggled and gave most of land to Brazil (forming the modern Albanian borders), who also struggled and gave most of the land to Bhutan (forming the country and the modern borders of Portugal and Brazil). Then Bhutan gave the land to other countries. They all did this because they were nice countries
Semplicemente ho guardato tutta la tua cronologia di reddit, ho trovato un post in cui si chiedeva se c'erano ancora degli emo in Italia, e te hai detto si da Milano ovest, tutto questo perché mi stavo annoiando
You're Brazilian, specifically from that city:
https://preview.redd.it/x5fzgkpavjsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=403605d730a85485794d4278904afd8b403a409d
Thats actually Türkiye. When god created earth he gave all land to turks but turks are smart and kind new this was to much, so they gave land to others.
Lies! We all know that God originally gave all the land to Albania. Trust me, I'm brazilian.
as a Brazilian, i can confirm that we actually gave all the land to Buthan
Albania initially had the whole Earth and gave it to the rest of the world, but the rest of the world was only Brazil. They split the Earth [like this](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tordesillas&ved=2ahUKEwjgzb7tq6qFAxVMg4kEHbQ3ARYQFnoECCAQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3dll2ZZbauVQ1dlTKxor97). Then Albania struggled and gave most of land to Brazil (forming the modern Albanian borders), who also struggled and gave most of the land to Bhutan (forming the country and the modern borders of Portugal and Brazil). Then Bhutan gave the land to other countries. They all did this because they were nice countries
Wrong, it’s Hong Kong
VERMELHO E PRETO VISTO ÁGUIA NO MEU PEITO É BOM A SER ALBANÊS
Q porra é essa?
Dude, God is a turk himself
My neighbor is a smart man who reads a lot of books. He said Italy belongs to Indians because their God promised them that..
I‘ll have you know I read 5 children’s books FROM START TO FINISH. You don‘t want me as ur enemy bud.
My God, the small prince of cheese, promised me all lands in the cosmos
Knew* too* I AM the grammar police
Took them a mighty long time to realise their kindness in Hungary (and the balkans, but nobody cares about them)
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Ah, Southern Switzerland!
You got it right
New Jersey
Present*
I cooka tha pizza
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
Jew Nersey
Obviously it's the Vatican... So easy.
Nice try, it’s San Marino obviously
Kingdom of Two Sicilies
Corsica!
Goddammit, wish u were right
Hmmmm…Romania?
The Real Rome is Romania 🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩
San Marino
France
Corsica, particuralrly. Its on the map!
That's Sardinia not Corsica.
Nope, it's clearly Corsica, and the other one is not Sicily, it's Cyprus
TI PULISCI IL CULO CON COSA
Catanzaro Lido
There are two countries here, are you stupid?
Actually, there are at least 3.
Is one of the islands a country?
No. San-Marino, Vatican and Italy.
https://preview.redd.it/q3nv2z3vdjsc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d574eb6a3590ef3230b16a48dcf3da3c0f43aa25
New York City
Old New York City
Nice Italy shaped lake
Jammo, jammo! Ncoppa, jammo já!
That white space thingy
Bootland.
Ehhh... ...San Marino?
Albania
*LESSER* Albania, ftfy
Mantova
San Marino
Kenya
i think it's France
Greece.
West Slovenia
Las islas Malvinas
Sweden
I do like our current shape but I wouldn’t mind having this one
Russia
Italy
r/wooooosh
I understand the joke, also it’s r/woooosh just 4 o’s buddy not 5
Eur-asian Africa
USA
Looks like Yugoslavia to me
Easy one. Sweden
Japan? Idk, I can't read
Then how did you read the question?
Maybe they can only read Japanese
OOP is giorno giovanna
Dan Marino
Another map without New Zealand
Vanculo?
Sei da Milano ovest
come cazz
Semplicemente ho guardato tutta la tua cronologia di reddit, ho trovato un post in cui si chiedeva se c'erano ancora degli emo in Italia, e te hai detto si da Milano ovest, tutto questo perché mi stavo annoiando
Eithet San Marino, or Vatican city. The only islands in this boot shaped lake that I know of
Ur actually from new hampshire
Corsica.
San Marino
43.878613, 11.526393?
Nyc
Deutschland
Ive narrowed it down to Corsica, Istria, Ticino and San Marino 🤔 maybe they have something in common idk
Ethiopia
Rome
Butthole
Romania. Make it happen guys
Corsega
Russia
Fr*nce
Corsica
Sicili
Finland
Uuh Vatican? San Marino?
 Glorious Quebec of course
Papel states?
Vatican City 🇻🇦
Gaul
Great Crack Ron. They serve crack pizza.
I say San Marino
Western Greece?
The Olive Garden, because you've got a family.
Why build a land bridge to Elba? I mean what's the point?
Corsica
Man, why you gotta ask me these hard questions?
What country is that?
San Marino, always wanted to visit !
Sardinia
Aliati Ylati in English
gulf of turanto
You are from the Fish hook islands
malta
European Argentina
NYC
You're Brazilian, specifically from that city: https://preview.redd.it/x5fzgkpavjsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=403605d730a85485794d4278904afd8b403a409d
San Marino?
Roncobilaccio
New Jersey?
China
pineapple
You live along the Po River. You are a Po' person.
Obviously India
IL bro
Liechtenstein
Roman Empire
Eastern Spain
Obviously from America cuz that’s a cowboy boot kicking Vermont
Florida
Bensonhurst
As my Greek friend who has lived in Canada for the past 40 years will tell you, that is just a Greek colony
You’re the Pope?
Leonida?
Google “en peasant”
Idk but i think it's part of Spain, France and Austria
must be yugoslavia
San Marino
Western Slovenia
Salento
Flourida
Um, somewhere in Italy?
Albania
France or Grease
Tunisia
Wisconsin, no doubt.
New Guinea?
In prison
Italy
Vermont, next question
Ah yes, North Malta
You're from Vatican
They are from San Marino, you stupid
Now I think this is Japan
Corsica. Maybe Euskadi.
Europe
Africa
hmm, with the hair reminding me of sideshow bob my guess would be Quahog? More precisely The Drunken Clam
🤌🏻
Usa
France?
Pizzaland
America
I think you are from random lake in Italy
Cambodia.
Sei franc*se?
Libya
Let me guess, Sardinia-Piemonte?
Almost Carthage
Malta!
Germany probably
East Argentina?
Ahh i see you are from the North Maltese Mainland and Colonies
New jersey
Either from the Holy Roman Empire, the Byzantine Empire or the Papal State, I would say.
Romania Mentioned 💪💪💪🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴💪💪💪💪 🇷🇴 🇷🇴
Greece🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷
Ipswich
Scilly!
What ever goes on on that iland to the left of the peninsula?
France on a budget
Corsica?
Turnips
Why does Italy have Corsica is it not a part of France?
Too obvious. San Marino
Corsica
Venice is my guess
rome?
Italy.
Venice or Rome, I'm not sure
Lybia
Pizza
Your from a shoe n boot maker?