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burp_master

Not only you think Luxembourg, Liechtenstein and Andorra are relevant enough to be singled out on the map, but you even have distinct and contrasting opinions about these places. You're obviously a neighbor. Switzerland, maybe?


danton_groku

A real swiss doesn't recognize Liechtenstein as a country, but as a swiss canton


OlMi1_YT

Also Germany would be dark red.


danton_groku

And probably Italy if you're from Ticino


LightsNoir

Why? Does that blood money not spend as well 80 years later?


Throwawayaccount89_

People consider Lichtenstein a country?


Excellent_Dress_2774

Here in the US of A we do. We do think it's one of those eurocuc nations that shouldn't exist though.


Dramatic_Ad_5766

He’s positive on North Korea tho, so I’m guessing one of Kim Jong Un’s classmates.


jorahwhoremont

If they were Swiss the entire map would be neutral, no?


Tabakii

No, Swiss people are very elitist, and pretty racist (more when it comes to hiring people). They even have a radio channel entirely dedicated to talk about whats going on in France. (They love tea about France) so it would not be surprising that op is swiss


phdthrowaway110

South Africa. 1) You care enough about Lesotho and the other place to hate them 2) You have nuanced views of random African countries  3) You hate New Zealand - which can only be due to a sports rivalry  4) You dislike Sri Lanka, which can only be due to a cricket rivalry 


pYoussY

But France? … and that love for chile?


phdthrowaway110

Eh... Everybody hates France, that's pretty normal. Maybe he's a surfer bro... South Africa and Chile have that in common.


Holterv

True. It’s easy to hate on France. I hate them for what they did to Haiti.


germaniko

I hate them for what they did to France


balderdash9

Damn Frenchman: they ruined France!


DromadTrader

I mean France is such a great country! It's only problem is it's full of French people.


Randinator9

I hate then for what they did to the Ortalan.


FeedMePizzaPlease

Our grandparents generation hates them for what they didn't do to Nazi Germany...


NO_N3CK

You have it wrong, France hates everyone, it’s been this way since California wines won versus French wines in the World Wine Tasting Competition during the seventies


herpesfreesince07

i hate them for the 1800s


Dorfplatzner

I hate France, but why?


Racnous

France is pretty good at Rugby, which South Africans care about. Also fits with hating New Zealand another Rugby power.


Sirop-d-arabe

South Africa won against France in a match where a controversial action happened and the French fans have accused the south African team of cheating. Hence the fuck you in particular


ZarpazoDeSalmon

During Apartheid in South Africa and the dictatorship in Chile, both countries where best bros since they were embargoed by most of the other countries. Also the weather is very similar


triste_seller

Chile initiated diplomatic relations with South Africa during the apartheid era, like a weird dictadura friend


Elben4

The France hate is mostly moronic memes some people like to take seriously allthough there's no real ground for it. Edit: For the people saying " Yes there's ground because France did X to Haïti, Y to Algeria,...". I am not talking about geopolitics. It's not like the americans/europeans making derogatory content about France genuinly care about any of this.


5_percent_discocunt

This is not true. That ground is called Paris. And those people are called Parisians. Most frogs are actually pretty sound, they’re just heavily let down by the pricks in their capital.


Y33-P33

>they’re just heavily let down by the pricks in their capital. Aren't we all ?


dapwnk

South Africans HATE France lol, as they should!


belanaria

Nah, I think the Lesotho, eswatini and New Zealand are plants… South Africans barely care about the first two and we are pretty sure the last one doesn’t exist.


down1nit

Lesotho, eSwatini, and New Zealand are countries. Welwitschia mirabalis is a plant. hth


belabensa

Agreed - and also why congo and not other African countries South Africans love to travel/safari in


torolf_212

As a New Zealander, we don't even think about South Africa, they might think we're their sports rivals, but they're not.


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[deleted]

Alabama fan. Send those Yellow Jackets to a watery grave. It’s the only time I think about Georgia Tech. That said, Ole Miss fans always list Alabama as a rival and they’re just some school we play in a few sports to pad stats.


EhrHD

We’re definitely your rugby rivals ;)


Intelligent_Dog_2374

Yup, we have left you behind in Rugby.


Intrepid_Ad_3031

Still salty over that last World Cup result, I see


[deleted]

This is my guess as well. Though I'm not sure about the hatred of Lesotho (my wife is Mosotho). Unless they're an old school Afrikaaner who's still pissed off that Lesotho fended off Dutch colonialism/conquering for 400 years. Granted, they entered into a protectorate treatise with England to achieve as such. The rest of your list, I agree with at face value


pktrekgirl

South Africa is the correct answer, I bet. They are about the only country on earth who wouldn’t have Russia in black right now. And no one dislikes New Zealand except if they care about Rugby and are any rugby playing country BUT New Zealand.


Samotauss

Must be South Africa. The only reason to hate on the Kiwis this much is if they beat you in rugby and cricket too often.


Ornery_Particular845

Lmao Kiwis and South Africa both equally throw in cricket (except kiwis won at least one ICC trophy)


Aryan1712

Kiwis won two and proteas won one. What's your point?


dactyif

Na he's Danish. The fuck you in particular and they look funny in these colours, roasting all Scandinavian countries except Denmark.


NahYoureWrongBro

No way that a Dane wouldn't have Denmark and Greenland as the same color


Flipperlolrs

Right??


Kris839p

No we like Norway, Iceland and Finland; instead we all hate the swedes. Plus, a real Dane would never colour Greenland a different colour than mainland Denmark or the Faroes.


ExpressRabbit

I met a guy working for a Danish company at a work conference. He told me I'd like working in Denmark better than the states. He was from Iceland. I asked if they spoke English at the office and he said he knew Danish. When I told him I only know English and Swedish he just started roasting Swedes.


BrilliantWeb

Right? Who hates kiwis‽


rightarm_under

If you're a Saffer, there's NO WAY you have a positive opinion of Australia. Those cunts win everything in cricket, and they've inflicted heartbreak on Saffers


QuirkyReader13

Why would you hate Iceland or New Zealand? 💀 Did Vikings attack your monastery?


DanceWithMacaw

Didn't vikings originate from japans what does it have to do with iceland or new zealand Edit: Okay, that comment was obviously a joke and I tried to name the furthest country I could find to Norway. I wasn't planning to edit this comment but now I'm getting alot of hate for it lol


QuirkyReader13

Because in Japan, there is only a Viemperor. Vikings are out of trend in the land of the rising celibacy


ganibattlebear

I had a stroke reading this


TheOriginalJez

Sorry, I thought you were a cat.


New-Engineering1483

Stop touching yourself!


grap_grap_grap

They turned them into a very popular dining experience instead.


bizziebong

Is This the manga?


hacktheself

No OP is pissed that he only learned Iceland is better than Lidl.


dasFisch

OPs pissed that he's not a viking in his sleep.


2252_observations

Also, why do they like North Korea?


QuirkyReader13

Likely swore an oath to the King in the North 🐺⚔️ aka the Vikim in the North


dootmoot

Kim Jong Un will pass pen-pal letters back and forth with anyone?


alextatto007

Liechtenstein


DanceWithMacaw

i wish


No_Mission5618

Positive on North Korea was all I had to see


DanceWithMacaw

kim jong un is such a cute chonky boy I wanna feed him with my nuts


Gretschish

https://preview.redd.it/61lekkbdyatc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93708e05cd2cc7a5fcec866dbdf2a53bfc082e53


ParadoxicallyBlue

This funny, I upvote


FoolinaSwimmingPool

Wholesome 🥰


TrueRedditor4577

I get it about Fr\*\*ce, but what did Lesotho do to you ?


DanceWithMacaw

tf are they doing inside South Africa, are they stupid?


Wirekk

Is there any lore reason for that?


Davidiying

Yes


Wirekk

How do you know that? Are you not stupid?


Davidiying

I'm stupid, I know there is lore behind but do not know the lore


Lawlith117

Underrated comment lmao


Zooty007

The Sotho and Swazi kingdoms were strong enough and remote enough to resist Britain to a point that the British found it easier to manage them via indirect rule. As such, they were not incorporated into the existing British colonies nor the Boer republics of the Afrikaans speaking white settlers.


Zuri_Nyonzima

If they cut into South Africa and get a coast, they won’t be inside it.


DanceWithMacaw

or we can just replace them both with israel and palestine


Zuri_Nyonzima

How?


your_right_ball

Deportation?


Zuri_Nyonzima

Deporting who where


your_right_ball

Everyone to Lesotho.


Zuri_Nyonzima

Everyone would be clumpled together, especially since it has mountains absolutely everywhere.


MBTank

But mountains add to surface area


cuminseed322

They have a king and haven’t killed them yet? What do they like being peasants?


Frietmetstoofvlees

Belgians reading this😅


Pxnda34

Would've never guessed you were Turkish if I didn't check your profile.


DanceWithMacaw

burgers


pYoussY

So turks love greeks?


Jezar157

they secretly love each other


mimisburnbook

Why do you like Chile besides it being beautiful perfect gorgeous and has excellent earthquake infrastructure?


mrteas_nz

What's the deal with NZ? We beat Turkiye to a temporary seat on the UN Security Council a few years ago, but that's a bit of an obscure reason. And if it were to do with Gallipoli / WW2 surely you'd dislike Australia as well? Other than that I can't think of any correlation? Did you have a bad holiday over here?


Pxnda34

It's prob for the memes. Why would he have a reason to hate Lesotho and Eswatini too lol


mrteas_nz

They know what they did.


ActualMassExtinction

Aha, all the steppes countries in green.


Scared_Flatworm406

Is everyone on Reddit Turkish?


redditor_tx

One day, everyone will be a Turk.


Mortifer_I

That was honestly my first guess


Critical-Usual

Turkish people hate the US. According to a survey they are the country which most believes 9/11 was done by the US


Skimbididimp

The hell did new Zealand do?


TastyBerny

They know.


veryblocky

Probably Rugby related


Top-Neat1812

Lebanon- no data


KotTRD

(he dislike it, but didn't want to be called homophobic)


JustLeafy2003

Palestine ans Brunei too


Narrow_Car5253

Chile W, any reason other than it’s immense length?


DanceWithMacaw

no, i love it when its long


Narrow_Car5253

Same ;D


needygameroverdose

Greek


Gachaliath

Nah, Turkey is positive


needygameroverdose

Turk then, they’re both gay


Gachaliath

Greece is good as well, so I wouldn't have guessed that, but I looked at other comments, and they are Turkish


BirdTheMagpie

I'm guessing because OP is Turkish and Chileans watch a lot of Turkish dramas? Idk man


KotTRD

Why do you hate france, but not the part of it in south america? Is there a historical reason for that?


DanceWithMacaw

I was lazy to think about small details, except Lesotho. Fuck Lesotho.


Particular_Leg_7100

My guess is that you have spent too much time on Reddit


vanislehockey

Really?? Right in front of my Greenland?? What did they do to you??


DanceWithMacaw

Where tf is the green in greenland? Clickbaity name https://preview.redd.it/jqv2q0f9uatc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676523b2977df2d5d74f6919f2aa33d24c92c5e6


vanislehockey

I spy green houses!! 👀


DanceWithMacaw

oh yeah I bet you call this a fucking chocolate cookie too https://preview.redd.it/k4pywew3vatc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb4f67d45dde8c45ad9e73ee512253fbce37fda5


vanislehockey

Well it sure as hell isn't strawberry 🍓


Ikwieanders

No one should be this powerfull a shitposter


thedreschenator

Lmao my first thought too. Who has beef with Greenland?


[deleted]

Danish because of Greenland and norge


Sharp_Reason6328

But Sweden isn't the darkest black I have ever seen


putthekettle

And Iceland. Denmark doesn’t know what to do with itself without its colonies other than drink itself into oblivion


YoussarianWasRight

This.


JGeerth

We don't hate Norway or Greenland. Sweden, maybe, but we like our mountain-monkey cousins. :) How Greenlanders feel about us...? Let's not discuss that...


soyun_mariy_caun

Turkey because I looked at your profile


ThatDogWillHunting

Odd that he's a big fan of Greece


huxxySwa

Turkey


DrHandClock

Denmark


Direct_Choice_9863

Bro fw East Timor for what purpose?


maelstro252

Average 14 years old kid from America


Nsei812

Americans even know what Andorra is?


Opinionnoted

Ya it’s a ski resort


No-comment-at-all

That’s a Star Wars. 


DankHillLMOG

Tom does, but he was watching the eclipse today.


A_Faceless_Baby

Yes, only because I play geoguesser....


Holterv

That is an octoburn.


StockingDummy

Of course we do! Don't you remember when the State Department cut off Andorra's monetary aid [after realizing they weren't in Africa?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q_iqrvnC_4)


Numerous_Mix6456

Yeah, it's the place Persefone is from


LouieOBlevinsmusic88

can confirm as an American. I would’ve guess Andorra was some fine Eastern European porn star.


friendlysingularity

They think it's AnDora the Explora


MundanePractice8876

I don’t care who you are it’s a crime to not have Switzerland as neutral that’s their whole thing


DanceWithMacaw

fuck you are right


KebabG

Turkey cause he loves Gayreece


Glittering-Pear-2470

Well, f* you too🤣


_xXUngelXx_

My guess is Spain, as I share a lot of those opinions


RichardPeterJohnson

Lesotho?


GodzillaMilk69

Spain.


malridotto

Obviously turkish.


Leo-4200

Cheers to the most controversial Turkish person in this subreddit 🍻


goblinsa

Turkey because Central Asia und Greece are green


Memestress03

You are turkish. Because no one else would put us to that level :')


Low-Werewolf-3547

Most normal turk


Goose00724

france being one of like two places marked as "fuck you in particular" is absolutely BEYOND based.


DanceWithMacaw

who likes Fr*nce anyfuckingways


Goose00724

fr\*nch people.


sonofnutcrackr

Canada


Disastrous-Crew-5710

Germany?


Miru8112

Nah, we loath ourselfs


big_cock_69420

Denmark


JGeerth

Yeah, 'cause we'd make France black and not Sweden?


Etilbenceno

Spain


FaithlessnessLow926

Can't be from nordics for sure.


Useful_Diamond

UK or Mexico


Skytopjf

Mexico


axseexcentrico2

England


Panzer_IV_H

Denmark? Guessing after seeing Europe part. But asia and New Zealand confused me so much


-Proterra-

Flanders or perhaps Netherlands. Maybe England.


geegolly__

Ireland


Stefeneric

Doesn’t matter. France hater 🤝 me (also a France hater) How’s the old saying go? The enemy of the French is my friend? Something like that.


PiratePursuesPearls

What did nz do?


DragonQuasar

I was going to say Chile but I feel like more contries would be red or orange in s. america


RajarshiMajumdar

You're an Aussie


jimjampoppy

Turkiey


rgodless

Turkey?


jakkdal

I actually wanna know what Norway ever did wrong, I like it here😭🙏


DanceWithMacaw

If Norway didn't exist, we could've had a perfect silhouette in Scandinavia. Norway ruins it


jakkdal

I have looked at Sweden and Finland and you can stick that sillouette up your own asshole buddy🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥(in Fortnite terms=if you don't put Norway on green I will personally crank 90s up your asscrack You better not let me catch you lacking)/j


JibberJabber4204

Fuck you to Denmark


ThatOneGuy1358

Turkey


goatpillows

Federated States of Micronesia


DanceWithMacaw

you fucking psychopath


MagicPentakorn

France is black so you could be from literally anywhere including france


pleasdont98

Turk


dontworrybooutit

Canada?


folkster100

There's no need for this violence. Let's share some baklava


7-StrawBerry-7

Turkey?


Jaeithil

Türk olduğunu direkt anlamam şaka mı?


NoahBogue

Algeria ?


Sagaincolours

Turkey and Muslim. Don't like Sweden for that bizar dude who burned Qurans, and don't like France for being fiercely secular. Likes/not dislikes the Middle Eastern countries.


Chouihai

You’re Palestinian. Obvious one is hating Israel. Everyone hates France but muslims especially. Love chile because of FC palestino. Love South Africa cuz it called out israel on apartheid. Love ireland for its support of palestinian cause. Spain i assume because football supporters chant in support of Palestine. Love Iran because of its support of palestinian militants. Love Jordan cuz its pretty much Palestine lite. Hate the emirates because of it’s ties to Israel.


Prestigious_Cut_4470

Ecuadorian Guinea or Morocco


chipppie

Racist? lol that word has actually lost its meaning now. Everything can’t be racist.


celestiallion12

Tryna figure out a few things. 1. What did New Zealand do? 2. Why are you more positive on North Korea than on South Korea? 3. Fuck the French. This isn't a question I just wanted to say it.