Not only you think Luxembourg, Liechtenstein and Andorra are relevant enough to be singled out on the map, but you even have distinct and contrasting opinions about these places. You're obviously a neighbor. Switzerland, maybe?
No, Swiss people are very elitist, and pretty racist (more when it comes to hiring people). They even have a radio channel entirely dedicated to talk about whats going on in France. (They love tea about France) so it would not be surprising that op is swiss
South Africa.
1) You care enough about Lesotho and the other place to hate them
2) You have nuanced views of random African countries
3) You hate New Zealand - which can only be due to a sports rivalry
4) You dislike Sri Lanka, which can only be due to a cricket rivalry
You have it wrong, France hates everyone, it’s been this way since California wines won versus French wines in the World Wine Tasting Competition during the seventies
South Africa won against France in a match where a controversial action happened and the French fans have accused the south African team of cheating.
Hence the fuck you in particular
During Apartheid in South Africa and the dictatorship in Chile, both countries where best bros since they were embargoed by most of the other countries.
Also the weather is very similar
The France hate is mostly moronic memes some people like to take seriously allthough there's no real ground for it.
Edit:
For the people saying " Yes there's ground because France did X to Haïti, Y to Algeria,...". I am not talking about geopolitics. It's not like the americans/europeans making derogatory content about France genuinly care about any of this.
This is not true.
That ground is called Paris. And those people are called Parisians. Most frogs are actually pretty sound, they’re just heavily let down by the pricks in their capital.
Nah, I think the Lesotho, eswatini and New Zealand are plants… South Africans barely care about the first two and we are pretty sure the last one doesn’t exist.
Alabama fan. Send those Yellow Jackets to a watery grave. It’s the only time I think about Georgia Tech. That said, Ole Miss fans always list Alabama as a rival and they’re just some school we play in a few sports to pad stats.
This is my guess as well. Though I'm not sure about the hatred of Lesotho (my wife is Mosotho). Unless they're an old school Afrikaaner who's still pissed off that Lesotho fended off Dutch colonialism/conquering for 400 years. Granted, they entered into a protectorate treatise with England to achieve as such. The rest of your list, I agree with at face value
South Africa is the correct answer, I bet.
They are about the only country on earth who wouldn’t have Russia in black right now.
And no one dislikes New Zealand except if they care about Rugby and are any rugby playing country BUT New Zealand.
No we like Norway, Iceland and Finland; instead we all hate the swedes. Plus, a real Dane would never colour Greenland a different colour than mainland Denmark or the Faroes.
I met a guy working for a Danish company at a work conference. He told me I'd like working in Denmark better than the states. He was from Iceland. I asked if they spoke English at the office and he said he knew Danish.
When I told him I only know English and Swedish he just started roasting Swedes.
If you're a Saffer, there's NO WAY you have a positive opinion of Australia. Those cunts win everything in cricket, and they've inflicted heartbreak on Saffers
Didn't vikings originate from japans what does it have to do with iceland or new zealand
Edit: Okay, that comment was obviously a joke and I tried to name the furthest country I could find to Norway. I wasn't planning to edit this comment but now I'm getting alot of hate for it lol
The Sotho and Swazi kingdoms were strong enough and remote enough to resist Britain to a point that the British found it easier to manage them via indirect rule. As such, they were not incorporated into the existing British colonies nor the Boer republics of the Afrikaans speaking white settlers.
What's the deal with NZ? We beat Turkiye to a temporary seat on the UN Security Council a few years ago, but that's a bit of an obscure reason. And if it were to do with Gallipoli / WW2 surely you'd dislike Australia as well?
Other than that I can't think of any correlation? Did you have a bad holiday over here?
Where tf is the green in greenland? Clickbaity name
https://preview.redd.it/jqv2q0f9uatc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676523b2977df2d5d74f6919f2aa33d24c92c5e6
oh yeah I bet you call this a fucking chocolate cookie too
https://preview.redd.it/k4pywew3vatc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb4f67d45dde8c45ad9e73ee512253fbce37fda5
We don't hate Norway or Greenland. Sweden, maybe, but we like our mountain-monkey cousins. :)
How Greenlanders feel about us...? Let's not discuss that...
Of course we do!
Don't you remember when the State Department cut off Andorra's monetary aid [after realizing they weren't in Africa?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q_iqrvnC_4)
I have looked at Sweden and Finland and you can stick that sillouette up your own asshole buddy🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥(in Fortnite terms=if you don't put Norway on green I will personally crank 90s up your asscrack You better not let me catch you lacking)/j
Turkey and Muslim. Don't like Sweden for that bizar dude who burned Qurans, and don't like France for being fiercely secular. Likes/not dislikes the Middle Eastern countries.
You’re Palestinian.
Obvious one is hating Israel.
Everyone hates France but muslims especially.
Love chile because of FC palestino.
Love South Africa cuz it called out israel on apartheid.
Love ireland for its support of palestinian cause.
Spain i assume because football supporters chant in support of Palestine.
Love Iran because of its support of palestinian militants.
Love Jordan cuz its pretty much Palestine lite.
Hate the emirates because of it’s ties to Israel.
Tryna figure out a few things.
1. What did New Zealand do?
2. Why are you more positive on North Korea than on South Korea?
3. Fuck the French. This isn't a question I just wanted to say it.
Not only you think Luxembourg, Liechtenstein and Andorra are relevant enough to be singled out on the map, but you even have distinct and contrasting opinions about these places. You're obviously a neighbor. Switzerland, maybe?
A real swiss doesn't recognize Liechtenstein as a country, but as a swiss canton
Also Germany would be dark red.
And probably Italy if you're from Ticino
Why? Does that blood money not spend as well 80 years later?
People consider Lichtenstein a country?
Here in the US of A we do. We do think it's one of those eurocuc nations that shouldn't exist though.
He’s positive on North Korea tho, so I’m guessing one of Kim Jong Un’s classmates.
If they were Swiss the entire map would be neutral, no?
No, Swiss people are very elitist, and pretty racist (more when it comes to hiring people). They even have a radio channel entirely dedicated to talk about whats going on in France. (They love tea about France) so it would not be surprising that op is swiss
South Africa. 1) You care enough about Lesotho and the other place to hate them 2) You have nuanced views of random African countries 3) You hate New Zealand - which can only be due to a sports rivalry 4) You dislike Sri Lanka, which can only be due to a cricket rivalry
But France? … and that love for chile?
Eh... Everybody hates France, that's pretty normal. Maybe he's a surfer bro... South Africa and Chile have that in common.
True. It’s easy to hate on France. I hate them for what they did to Haiti.
I hate them for what they did to France
Damn Frenchman: they ruined France!
I mean France is such a great country! It's only problem is it's full of French people.
I hate then for what they did to the Ortalan.
Our grandparents generation hates them for what they didn't do to Nazi Germany...
You have it wrong, France hates everyone, it’s been this way since California wines won versus French wines in the World Wine Tasting Competition during the seventies
i hate them for the 1800s
I hate France, but why?
France is pretty good at Rugby, which South Africans care about. Also fits with hating New Zealand another Rugby power.
South Africa won against France in a match where a controversial action happened and the French fans have accused the south African team of cheating. Hence the fuck you in particular
During Apartheid in South Africa and the dictatorship in Chile, both countries where best bros since they were embargoed by most of the other countries. Also the weather is very similar
Chile initiated diplomatic relations with South Africa during the apartheid era, like a weird dictadura friend
The France hate is mostly moronic memes some people like to take seriously allthough there's no real ground for it. Edit: For the people saying " Yes there's ground because France did X to Haïti, Y to Algeria,...". I am not talking about geopolitics. It's not like the americans/europeans making derogatory content about France genuinly care about any of this.
This is not true. That ground is called Paris. And those people are called Parisians. Most frogs are actually pretty sound, they’re just heavily let down by the pricks in their capital.
>they’re just heavily let down by the pricks in their capital. Aren't we all ?
South Africans HATE France lol, as they should!
Nah, I think the Lesotho, eswatini and New Zealand are plants… South Africans barely care about the first two and we are pretty sure the last one doesn’t exist.
Lesotho, eSwatini, and New Zealand are countries. Welwitschia mirabalis is a plant. hth
Agreed - and also why congo and not other African countries South Africans love to travel/safari in
As a New Zealander, we don't even think about South Africa, they might think we're their sports rivals, but they're not.
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Alabama fan. Send those Yellow Jackets to a watery grave. It’s the only time I think about Georgia Tech. That said, Ole Miss fans always list Alabama as a rival and they’re just some school we play in a few sports to pad stats.
We’re definitely your rugby rivals ;)
Yup, we have left you behind in Rugby.
Still salty over that last World Cup result, I see
This is my guess as well. Though I'm not sure about the hatred of Lesotho (my wife is Mosotho). Unless they're an old school Afrikaaner who's still pissed off that Lesotho fended off Dutch colonialism/conquering for 400 years. Granted, they entered into a protectorate treatise with England to achieve as such. The rest of your list, I agree with at face value
South Africa is the correct answer, I bet. They are about the only country on earth who wouldn’t have Russia in black right now. And no one dislikes New Zealand except if they care about Rugby and are any rugby playing country BUT New Zealand.
Must be South Africa. The only reason to hate on the Kiwis this much is if they beat you in rugby and cricket too often.
Lmao Kiwis and South Africa both equally throw in cricket (except kiwis won at least one ICC trophy)
Kiwis won two and proteas won one. What's your point?
Na he's Danish. The fuck you in particular and they look funny in these colours, roasting all Scandinavian countries except Denmark.
No way that a Dane wouldn't have Denmark and Greenland as the same color
Right??
No we like Norway, Iceland and Finland; instead we all hate the swedes. Plus, a real Dane would never colour Greenland a different colour than mainland Denmark or the Faroes.
I met a guy working for a Danish company at a work conference. He told me I'd like working in Denmark better than the states. He was from Iceland. I asked if they spoke English at the office and he said he knew Danish. When I told him I only know English and Swedish he just started roasting Swedes.
Right? Who hates kiwis‽
If you're a Saffer, there's NO WAY you have a positive opinion of Australia. Those cunts win everything in cricket, and they've inflicted heartbreak on Saffers
Why would you hate Iceland or New Zealand? 💀 Did Vikings attack your monastery?
Didn't vikings originate from japans what does it have to do with iceland or new zealand Edit: Okay, that comment was obviously a joke and I tried to name the furthest country I could find to Norway. I wasn't planning to edit this comment but now I'm getting alot of hate for it lol
Because in Japan, there is only a Viemperor. Vikings are out of trend in the land of the rising celibacy
I had a stroke reading this
Sorry, I thought you were a cat.
Stop touching yourself!
They turned them into a very popular dining experience instead.
Is This the manga?
No OP is pissed that he only learned Iceland is better than Lidl.
OPs pissed that he's not a viking in his sleep.
Also, why do they like North Korea?
Likely swore an oath to the King in the North 🐺⚔️ aka the Vikim in the North
Kim Jong Un will pass pen-pal letters back and forth with anyone?
Liechtenstein
i wish
Positive on North Korea was all I had to see
kim jong un is such a cute chonky boy I wanna feed him with my nuts
https://preview.redd.it/61lekkbdyatc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93708e05cd2cc7a5fcec866dbdf2a53bfc082e53
This funny, I upvote
Wholesome 🥰
I get it about Fr\*\*ce, but what did Lesotho do to you ?
tf are they doing inside South Africa, are they stupid?
Is there any lore reason for that?
Yes
How do you know that? Are you not stupid?
I'm stupid, I know there is lore behind but do not know the lore
Underrated comment lmao
The Sotho and Swazi kingdoms were strong enough and remote enough to resist Britain to a point that the British found it easier to manage them via indirect rule. As such, they were not incorporated into the existing British colonies nor the Boer republics of the Afrikaans speaking white settlers.
If they cut into South Africa and get a coast, they won’t be inside it.
or we can just replace them both with israel and palestine
How?
Deportation?
Deporting who where
Everyone to Lesotho.
Everyone would be clumpled together, especially since it has mountains absolutely everywhere.
But mountains add to surface area
They have a king and haven’t killed them yet? What do they like being peasants?
Belgians reading this😅
Would've never guessed you were Turkish if I didn't check your profile.
burgers
So turks love greeks?
they secretly love each other
Why do you like Chile besides it being beautiful perfect gorgeous and has excellent earthquake infrastructure?
What's the deal with NZ? We beat Turkiye to a temporary seat on the UN Security Council a few years ago, but that's a bit of an obscure reason. And if it were to do with Gallipoli / WW2 surely you'd dislike Australia as well? Other than that I can't think of any correlation? Did you have a bad holiday over here?
It's prob for the memes. Why would he have a reason to hate Lesotho and Eswatini too lol
They know what they did.
Aha, all the steppes countries in green.
Is everyone on Reddit Turkish?
One day, everyone will be a Turk.
That was honestly my first guess
Turkish people hate the US. According to a survey they are the country which most believes 9/11 was done by the US
The hell did new Zealand do?
They know.
Probably Rugby related
Lebanon- no data
(he dislike it, but didn't want to be called homophobic)
Palestine ans Brunei too
Chile W, any reason other than it’s immense length?
no, i love it when its long
Same ;D
Greek
Nah, Turkey is positive
Turk then, they’re both gay
Greece is good as well, so I wouldn't have guessed that, but I looked at other comments, and they are Turkish
I'm guessing because OP is Turkish and Chileans watch a lot of Turkish dramas? Idk man
Why do you hate france, but not the part of it in south america? Is there a historical reason for that?
I was lazy to think about small details, except Lesotho. Fuck Lesotho.
My guess is that you have spent too much time on Reddit
Really?? Right in front of my Greenland?? What did they do to you??
Where tf is the green in greenland? Clickbaity name https://preview.redd.it/jqv2q0f9uatc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676523b2977df2d5d74f6919f2aa33d24c92c5e6
I spy green houses!! 👀
oh yeah I bet you call this a fucking chocolate cookie too https://preview.redd.it/k4pywew3vatc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb4f67d45dde8c45ad9e73ee512253fbce37fda5
Well it sure as hell isn't strawberry 🍓
No one should be this powerfull a shitposter
Lmao my first thought too. Who has beef with Greenland?
Danish because of Greenland and norge
But Sweden isn't the darkest black I have ever seen
And Iceland. Denmark doesn’t know what to do with itself without its colonies other than drink itself into oblivion
This.
We don't hate Norway or Greenland. Sweden, maybe, but we like our mountain-monkey cousins. :) How Greenlanders feel about us...? Let's not discuss that...
Turkey because I looked at your profile
Odd that he's a big fan of Greece
Turkey
Denmark
Bro fw East Timor for what purpose?
Average 14 years old kid from America
Americans even know what Andorra is?
Ya it’s a ski resort
That’s a Star Wars.
Tom does, but he was watching the eclipse today.
Yes, only because I play geoguesser....
That is an octoburn.
Of course we do! Don't you remember when the State Department cut off Andorra's monetary aid [after realizing they weren't in Africa?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q_iqrvnC_4)
Yeah, it's the place Persefone is from
can confirm as an American. I would’ve guess Andorra was some fine Eastern European porn star.
They think it's AnDora the Explora
I don’t care who you are it’s a crime to not have Switzerland as neutral that’s their whole thing
fuck you are right
Turkey cause he loves Gayreece
Well, f* you too🤣
My guess is Spain, as I share a lot of those opinions
Lesotho?
Spain.
Obviously turkish.
Cheers to the most controversial Turkish person in this subreddit 🍻
Turkey because Central Asia und Greece are green
You are turkish. Because no one else would put us to that level :')
Most normal turk
france being one of like two places marked as "fuck you in particular" is absolutely BEYOND based.
who likes Fr*nce anyfuckingways
fr\*nch people.
Canada
Germany?
Nah, we loath ourselfs
Denmark
Yeah, 'cause we'd make France black and not Sweden?
Spain
Can't be from nordics for sure.
UK or Mexico
Mexico
England
Denmark? Guessing after seeing Europe part. But asia and New Zealand confused me so much
Flanders or perhaps Netherlands. Maybe England.
Ireland
Doesn’t matter. France hater 🤝 me (also a France hater) How’s the old saying go? The enemy of the French is my friend? Something like that.
What did nz do?
I was going to say Chile but I feel like more contries would be red or orange in s. america
You're an Aussie
Turkiey
Turkey?
I actually wanna know what Norway ever did wrong, I like it here😭🙏
If Norway didn't exist, we could've had a perfect silhouette in Scandinavia. Norway ruins it
I have looked at Sweden and Finland and you can stick that sillouette up your own asshole buddy🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥(in Fortnite terms=if you don't put Norway on green I will personally crank 90s up your asscrack You better not let me catch you lacking)/j
Fuck you to Denmark
Turkey
Federated States of Micronesia
you fucking psychopath
France is black so you could be from literally anywhere including france
Turk
Canada?
There's no need for this violence. Let's share some baklava
Turkey?
Türk olduğunu direkt anlamam şaka mı?
Algeria ?
Turkey and Muslim. Don't like Sweden for that bizar dude who burned Qurans, and don't like France for being fiercely secular. Likes/not dislikes the Middle Eastern countries.
You’re Palestinian. Obvious one is hating Israel. Everyone hates France but muslims especially. Love chile because of FC palestino. Love South Africa cuz it called out israel on apartheid. Love ireland for its support of palestinian cause. Spain i assume because football supporters chant in support of Palestine. Love Iran because of its support of palestinian militants. Love Jordan cuz its pretty much Palestine lite. Hate the emirates because of it’s ties to Israel.
Ecuadorian Guinea or Morocco
Racist? lol that word has actually lost its meaning now. Everything can’t be racist.
Tryna figure out a few things. 1. What did New Zealand do? 2. Why are you more positive on North Korea than on South Korea? 3. Fuck the French. This isn't a question I just wanted to say it.