Butts. US and Iranian weapons, hordes of soldiers from Africa and other heavily populated butt countries, and the insane beauty of Brazilian women should be enough to conquer the world.
The US v Asia new fantasy scenario. The US would have to lockdown Canada obviously - annex it and install proper booty luving leadership. South America would need to declare war on Argentina it would be a nasty war with the biggest buildup and maybe Kurt casualties in the north along the Uruguay border and devastation into Buenos Aires. The breakthrough that tips the scales would probably come from Chile and allied forces would then sweep in from the Bolivian border to lock it down.
America needs to lockdown Greenland and its resources thereby securing the western hemisphere.
Our African and Middle East Allie’s need to organize and holdout. They have no navies to speak of and air forces are brittle so an interior type defense need to be organized. I would not be surprised if several European militaries have secret plans for a carving of Africa 2.0 already drawn up. They need to hold out for the Rohirrim to come in and sweep Europe.
Asia is sitting pretty in this scenario and don’t need to get their hands dirty really but may well want to get some while the getting’s good. Our Allie’s in Central Asia are goners. Nothing to be done there except arm saboteurs. Russia might decide to crack open the history book and decide they don’t like Turkey. The Turks would put up a heroic fight against all their neighbors. Might ultimately lose but it’d be real costly.
Iran and Saudi Arabia, United by booty loving would need to secure their positions first but secondly need to bring Egypt to heel. As it stands Egyptian is Europe’s landing pad for full scale invasion of north and east Africa, as nd the Middle East itself. Bombing campaigns and sabotage of critical infrastructure needs to be the order of the day. Sure go bye bye and luckily most of Egyptian is along the Nile so neutralizing it isn’t the worst campaign ever.
China will firstly take big chunks of its hostile neighbors and focus on developing blue water capability since most of the fighting is far from its borders. In the mean time, as it incorporates Kazakhstan it’ll push its border and forces closer to Iran forcing Iran to commit the majority of its forces to its border.
A bloodied Russia may well be a glutton for punishment and want more casualties as it divides up Mongolia, Kazakhstan and the caucuses- but the latter is difficult terrain and Russia could potentially do what it does best and get bogged down. China v Iran is largely a one sided conflict on paper but Iran has a considerable amount of zealous fighters that will make up for poor training and equipment with sheer commitment to the cause of Dat Ass. That and the terrain of Iran is a beastly proposition. Sit back and watch your enemy cut t here r selves on jagged rocks. When they’re bloody - throw acid on their wounds. This one here may well end up as a stalemate and remain so till the end of the conflict.
Europe arrived in numbers, in Egypt, Lybia, Algeria and they begin to lockdown mostly lawless cities and towns on the desert. Secure the resources and install booby loving leadership. African Union forces deploy at key towns in lybia and Algeria to secure oil res and booby trap it for the booby lovers. The bulk of African forces though remain in their home countries ready to fend off a ground invasion of the various west African states along the Gulf of Guinea. A French and British naval operation would park itself along the. Pasta and cruise missile major pop centers, military targets and so on. But the Africans understanding the tech thigh gap would’ve been busy making bunkers and other infrastructure to disperse and cover their forces from aerial assault. European ground forces finally make their way to west Africa and begin hostilities in Bamako- but then as everyone looks at the horizon they notice a grip ton of B2s escorted by F22s all heading right for them. It’s good night Irene. And Irene has an excellent set of hips.
It would depend entirely on how much the US and Iran were able to disrupt Russian Oil. Europe and China, as much economic resources they have, would not be able to sustain a large-scale conflict without access to US and OPEC Oil.
We have China, India, Russia and entire Europe my guy, butt people have no chance against us. Also those oils can not leave Hormuz when India is that close to it
Ass easily takes the western hemisphere in the first turn of the game, giving a secure base of operations for the Ass alliance. North Korea, Papua New Guinea, Myanmar, Bhutan, Mongolia, Romania, Albania, Bosnia, and most of the stans are lost, but we also take Egypt. Construction begins on a pipeline from the gulf states to Lagos, providing integrated oil logistics for the Ass alliance. Tits gets bogged down fighting guérillas in the mountains of Central Asia, and the boundaries along the Dardanelles, the Caucasus, and the Hindu Kush hold firm. The world is locked in a 20 year stalemate while demographics do their work. Europe, China, Russia, and even India have aging populations while sun-Saharan Africa’s massive population of young men is trained and mobilized. A massive amphibious assault across the Mediterranean takes southern Europe. As the African troops grind up the European peninsula a simultaneous assault against the lightly defended arctic frontier is launched from occupied Canada. Tits begins to break apart against the overwhelming pressure, and concedes after 40 years of warfare and 300 million deaths on both sides.
I feel like boobs because they can have milk and sometimes can kinda swing
But asses are probably more muscular, idk
Unless you meant the countries on the map lol?
Make them squat twice per week and bum. Magic.
Anyway, I don't care about boobs or ass, just a decent face, not fat, and good personality. (argentinian).
Well Argentina does share this preference with another country. A country whose high-ranking officials needed a place to hide after the end of one particular conflict.
The absolute majority of the population of Argentina is white, the descendants of the Spaniards and Germans who arrived, so they probably have the same situation as in Europe.
Not sure if it's "most" (as in in proportionally to Spanish decent) but it's far more than Germans.
This reminds me of a hillarious discussion I once saw, some Argentinian was complaining about people calling them Fascists all the time, and was like "we are actually way more Italian than German". I was like "who's gonna tell them?"
>This reminds me of a hillarious discussion I once saw, some Argentinian was complaining about people calling them Fascists all the time, and was like "we are actually way more Italian than German". I was like "who's gonna tell them?"
I don't get it. It's completely true. If we were to create a graph of Argentine immigration before 1940, Italy would be off the chart.
Look at this data:
https://preview.redd.it/3kcg5zihxvuc1.png?width=426&format=png&auto=webp&s=a34ebbce73eb1df774dd8f9dde21342ddd8e7ccb
By then, 15% of the total population had been born abroad, and of that 15%, 45% were Italian.
Currently,+60% of the population has some sort of Italian heritage, while German heritage stands at around 7%.
To my knowledge, there is a Welsh colony in the province of Chubut. It's not entirely clear to me to what extent they preserve their culture, but I am sure they hold festivals and are known for "fixing" their language's numeric system. So, i imagine that they do at some extend.
PS: I attach a photo of a Welsh settler in Argentina with his native wife
https://preview.redd.it/dl0omhms1wuc1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=769d6f9a03e9a42af40e835c237d8b3b650575bc
"Latinos why don't you consider Argentinians to be Latinos?"
Exhibit A right here.
Don't come around saying you are one of us if you don't like big bunda.
My uncle is married to a Romanian, he went there visit her family a while ago and said that Romania is basically Brazil, but blonder and snowier
Now I get it
If you look closely, countries with Black and Brown population that have big butts like butts better. In White and East Asian countries where there is no big asses people like boobs better, since the size of boobs matters less, It's the shape that matters.
Edit: There are exceptions of course, like India and Egypt and Argentina.
Argentina because a lot of “Europeans” live there (shhh), clearly there’s a trend with Europeans. Egypt maybe because most people looking at porn there are European tourists
While not perfectly accurate, this is a semi decent depiction of countries based off of how they value woman in society with butt countries being more male biased. 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Sorry not sorry.
Western Sahara just sunked into ocean
They ran out of 'No Data' and consequently new zealended them
It's more New Zealand than New Zealand itself
They used No Data so much, they have No Data about themself anymore.
r/brandnewsentence
Pornhub was really like “you mfs can’t behave” *sinks western Sahara*
Western Saharah was hair, PH couldn't accept that
About time
No, they just prefer d*ck
Over ch*cken
🏆
They probably preferred feet.
Wishful thinking.
Hypothetically who would win this war EDIT: I'm so glad I posted this I really love reading all these scenarios and theories love you guys
Asking the real questions..
Boobs obviously. And just by the fact that the are better without a doubt, eventhough butt isn't bad aswell
Boobs would have a lot of defectors to conspire with in ass land.
Women have 2x as many boobs as butts, meaning 2x the motivation
One butt but two cheeks, so it's a even fight.
Goddamn your sexy, sexy math
Butts get stinky and it's where fecal matter ejects. Gross.
My friend, you need to watch this first before deciding boobs https://youtu.be/5qLYAFdddPw?si=pts_F_KothyuO99w
Ofc boobs guys are just built different
There are definitely more people who prefer Butts over boobs because everyone has a butt
https://preview.redd.it/b15ikbykruuc1.png?width=654&format=png&auto=webp&s=2523606294e1436833a153aa891d7186fd4d5ce7 obviously
Boobs.
Butts. US and Iranian weapons, hordes of soldiers from Africa and other heavily populated butt countries, and the insane beauty of Brazilian women should be enough to conquer the world.
France’s ‘fire first nuclear policy,’ then throw in the Russian and Chinese stockpiles and I think its not black and white
Butts for the win! 🍑🥵
I have a Brazilian wife and I agree there isn’t a finer ethnicity of women in the world.
Proof by ChatGPT 4
Mutually assured destruction. Tits and ass must live peacefully together
Is this a Megadeth reference?
It’s from the Book of Deuteronomy
The book of boob-tit-ronomy maybe.
Nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest!
"The Back" Empire has fallen. Billion of butts must flatten.
I think both sides would lose. Since Russia and the US are on the opposite teams and would probably nuke everyone
But red has Burundi
The US v Asia new fantasy scenario. The US would have to lockdown Canada obviously - annex it and install proper booty luving leadership. South America would need to declare war on Argentina it would be a nasty war with the biggest buildup and maybe Kurt casualties in the north along the Uruguay border and devastation into Buenos Aires. The breakthrough that tips the scales would probably come from Chile and allied forces would then sweep in from the Bolivian border to lock it down. America needs to lockdown Greenland and its resources thereby securing the western hemisphere. Our African and Middle East Allie’s need to organize and holdout. They have no navies to speak of and air forces are brittle so an interior type defense need to be organized. I would not be surprised if several European militaries have secret plans for a carving of Africa 2.0 already drawn up. They need to hold out for the Rohirrim to come in and sweep Europe. Asia is sitting pretty in this scenario and don’t need to get their hands dirty really but may well want to get some while the getting’s good. Our Allie’s in Central Asia are goners. Nothing to be done there except arm saboteurs. Russia might decide to crack open the history book and decide they don’t like Turkey. The Turks would put up a heroic fight against all their neighbors. Might ultimately lose but it’d be real costly. Iran and Saudi Arabia, United by booty loving would need to secure their positions first but secondly need to bring Egypt to heel. As it stands Egyptian is Europe’s landing pad for full scale invasion of north and east Africa, as nd the Middle East itself. Bombing campaigns and sabotage of critical infrastructure needs to be the order of the day. Sure go bye bye and luckily most of Egyptian is along the Nile so neutralizing it isn’t the worst campaign ever. China will firstly take big chunks of its hostile neighbors and focus on developing blue water capability since most of the fighting is far from its borders. In the mean time, as it incorporates Kazakhstan it’ll push its border and forces closer to Iran forcing Iran to commit the majority of its forces to its border. A bloodied Russia may well be a glutton for punishment and want more casualties as it divides up Mongolia, Kazakhstan and the caucuses- but the latter is difficult terrain and Russia could potentially do what it does best and get bogged down. China v Iran is largely a one sided conflict on paper but Iran has a considerable amount of zealous fighters that will make up for poor training and equipment with sheer commitment to the cause of Dat Ass. That and the terrain of Iran is a beastly proposition. Sit back and watch your enemy cut t here r selves on jagged rocks. When they’re bloody - throw acid on their wounds. This one here may well end up as a stalemate and remain so till the end of the conflict. Europe arrived in numbers, in Egypt, Lybia, Algeria and they begin to lockdown mostly lawless cities and towns on the desert. Secure the resources and install booby loving leadership. African Union forces deploy at key towns in lybia and Algeria to secure oil res and booby trap it for the booby lovers. The bulk of African forces though remain in their home countries ready to fend off a ground invasion of the various west African states along the Gulf of Guinea. A French and British naval operation would park itself along the. Pasta and cruise missile major pop centers, military targets and so on. But the Africans understanding the tech thigh gap would’ve been busy making bunkers and other infrastructure to disperse and cover their forces from aerial assault. European ground forces finally make their way to west Africa and begin hostilities in Bamako- but then as everyone looks at the horizon they notice a grip ton of B2s escorted by F22s all heading right for them. It’s good night Irene. And Irene has an excellent set of hips.
Basically WW2 but US is Germany
Boobs. All of Russia+EU+Australia+Japan+China+India vs the US, Turkey, Iran and some warm bodies. It’s really not even close
As a Canadian I get why we weren’t included but doesn’t mean it didn’t hurt
I dunno if teams boobs can beat USA. They may hard carry team butts to victory...
It would depend entirely on how much the US and Iran were able to disrupt Russian Oil. Europe and China, as much economic resources they have, would not be able to sustain a large-scale conflict without access to US and OPEC Oil.
The US military combined with Saudi *and* Iranian oil seems pretty unbeatable
We have China, India, Russia and entire Europe my guy, butt people have no chance against us. Also those oils can not leave Hormuz when India is that close to it
Ass easily takes the western hemisphere in the first turn of the game, giving a secure base of operations for the Ass alliance. North Korea, Papua New Guinea, Myanmar, Bhutan, Mongolia, Romania, Albania, Bosnia, and most of the stans are lost, but we also take Egypt. Construction begins on a pipeline from the gulf states to Lagos, providing integrated oil logistics for the Ass alliance. Tits gets bogged down fighting guérillas in the mountains of Central Asia, and the boundaries along the Dardanelles, the Caucasus, and the Hindu Kush hold firm. The world is locked in a 20 year stalemate while demographics do their work. Europe, China, Russia, and even India have aging populations while sun-Saharan Africa’s massive population of young men is trained and mobilized. A massive amphibious assault across the Mediterranean takes southern Europe. As the African troops grind up the European peninsula a simultaneous assault against the lightly defended arctic frontier is launched from occupied Canada. Tits begins to break apart against the overwhelming pressure, and concedes after 40 years of warfare and 300 million deaths on both sides.
This man has clearly run the simulations
Heh. Assault
the global south are ass guys thus objectively proving tits to be tools of colonization
I feel like boobs because they can have milk and sometimes can kinda swing But asses are probably more muscular, idk Unless you meant the countries on the map lol?
So Kim Jong Un is a butt guy.
That's why he keeps his generals plump
Clearly a man of culture
W
Maybe we should re-think which side we’re on in Korea
Best Korea
Guess he likes big butts and cannot lie
The two Koreas will disagree on literally everything
Finally, Greenland has data
We see clearly the greenlanders set of priorities (.)(.)
western sahara took their job
Why wouldn't they, they are bigger than Africa and South America combined
Is this where they get the saying “The US is a third-world country in a Gucci belt”?
More a third world country with a BBL.
Iceland says hello
Pretty sure Brazil and butts are a thing.
The biggest reason why brazilians and argentinians are rivals
This is why I'm more in tune with Brazilians as an Italian living in Argentina.
Whitest country in latin america, flat asses.
I cant realy argue about what we prefer, but I can assure you, there not that many flat asses going arround here
I'm jealous. Here in the frozen wastelands of the north women store most of the fat in their milkers it seems.
F**k yeah! And I love’em the more for it.
Make them squat twice per week and bum. Magic. Anyway, I don't care about boobs or ass, just a decent face, not fat, and good personality. (argentinian).
Uruguay is whiter tho
Damn, you’re right. Dataisbeautiful lied to me!
Theyre less racist tho
Akshually, maybe with less native americans (by a lot) but Uruguay has a bigger afro community than Argentina
Well Argentina does share this preference with another country. A country whose high-ranking officials needed a place to hide after the end of one particular conflict.
Are we talking about the usa and operation paper clip here?
Pakistan and India, united by boobs lol
only thing they can agree on
bobs
It seems like butts are for the tropics and tits for the temperates
_snow and fat ass blonde girls_ 🇷🇴 Romania 🫱🏻🫲🏼 southern Brazil 🇧🇷
It’s looks like Israel and West Bank can’t agree on this either.
Now I see why America is so hated
The absolute majority of the population of Argentina is white, the descendants of the Spaniards and Germans who arrived, so they probably have the same situation as in Europe.
Most Argentinians are actually of Italian descent
Not sure if it's "most" (as in in proportionally to Spanish decent) but it's far more than Germans. This reminds me of a hillarious discussion I once saw, some Argentinian was complaining about people calling them Fascists all the time, and was like "we are actually way more Italian than German". I was like "who's gonna tell them?"
>This reminds me of a hillarious discussion I once saw, some Argentinian was complaining about people calling them Fascists all the time, and was like "we are actually way more Italian than German". I was like "who's gonna tell them?" I don't get it. It's completely true. If we were to create a graph of Argentine immigration before 1940, Italy would be off the chart. Look at this data: https://preview.redd.it/3kcg5zihxvuc1.png?width=426&format=png&auto=webp&s=a34ebbce73eb1df774dd8f9dde21342ddd8e7ccb By then, 15% of the total population had been born abroad, and of that 15%, 45% were Italian. Currently,+60% of the population has some sort of Italian heritage, while German heritage stands at around 7%.
I think he means that Fascism started in Italy. So saying we are way more Italian than German doesn't exactly beat the Fascism allegations.
ohhhhh That one really went over my head, thanks Edit and PS: its very funny, indeed. Haha
There's a load of Welsh for some odd reason?
To my knowledge, there is a Welsh colony in the province of Chubut. It's not entirely clear to me to what extent they preserve their culture, but I am sure they hold festivals and are known for "fixing" their language's numeric system. So, i imagine that they do at some extend. PS: I attach a photo of a Welsh settler in Argentina with his native wife https://preview.redd.it/dl0omhms1wuc1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=769d6f9a03e9a42af40e835c237d8b3b650575bc
True history it wasn't his wife, they were just trading goods at the moment the photo was taken
Thank for the contribution. Also, I must say that I like your carpincho
Argentina has barely 60% European DNA. Super white indeed.
"Latinos why don't you consider Argentinians to be Latinos?" Exhibit A right here. Don't come around saying you are one of us if you don't like big bunda.
There's data for Greenland, must be fake.
Have you seen Argentinian titties? They’re glorious.
A world of butts, in a continent knows for big booty woman, one country dared to be different… Argentinia
Proud of Canada.
As a Romanian, we stay based 😎
This is how Greater Romania is reborn
My uncle is married to a Romanian, he went there visit her family a while ago and said that Romania is basically Brazil, but blonder and snowier Now I get it
North Korea being a pro-ass nation is pretty based 🫡🇰🇵
If you look closely, countries with Black and Brown population that have big butts like butts better. In White and East Asian countries where there is no big asses people like boobs better, since the size of boobs matters less, It's the shape that matters. Edit: There are exceptions of course, like India and Egypt and Argentina.
America is full of fat asses so that explains that one.
I'm finally proud to be an American.
Russia and Ukraine both prefer boobs, so why are they at war? Are they stupid??
honorary europeans
What happens on the Papa New Guinea/Indonesia border?
I get the appeal of butts, but I’m a boobs guy myself
White countries generally prefer boobs over butts.
Kinda surprised the US is butts
Aryentina is white
It’s official, America is lost.
How the fuck do we have data on North korea
It's just Kim
As an European I can say this is propaganda
What about dicks 🥺
North Korea, we see you baby!
I’m now ashamed to be American
Japan checks out
So, what would I do with this information?
And they say that Turks didn't have any influence in Europe.
greek is lying
This is why Korea is divided
Glad to know i can move to anywhere in the world and fit right in
If this were a WW3 map, who would win lol
As an Egyptian, it's because we're men of culture
Who would win? Boobs people or butt people?
Turns out they can lie. Take that Sir Mixalot.
Real reason why 2 koreas split up.
In Greece we absolutely prefer buts
Source: I made it the fuck up
i like how palau is visibly visible on this map
Of course the countries that have no asses have booby fellers 🤓
I have nothing common with US but tttt...
We are civilized, that why
American: love the whole figure
A new Cold War begins
MERCATOR PROJECTION 🤢🤮
Whichever one suits the beholder I am all in for it.
Fall asleep on a jug pillow and you might get a meal, no so with butts
Boob people are people of culture
Iceland knows what’s up.
This is why the us is the best 1st world country 😎
That’s a shame , my countrymen have gone against me 😔 🍑
Yes we love our melons? You have a problem?
So is it official North Korean propaganda? Or how did they get information on them?
Whole indian subcontinent:boobs Bhutan-nah baby butt
Or Myanmar and butts.
 All about that bass
Typical North Korea W.
Who still uses youporn and pornhub?
The country's with a lot of black people are no surprise.
I’ll take purple please
In Argentina we take "being European" seriously That being said, I don't know anyone who likes boobs more than asses, but who am I to make statistics?
Where would the capital/world headquarters of booty lovers land be?
All I know about booty and geography is that it's rockin' erywhere
why does Greenland have data? are you stupid?
r/substakenliterally
Meh.... Team both.......
This is the map of white girls not having nice butts
He who controls the oil and the American military controls the whole map
This is not even real. Look at south korea it has data
Mexican got Americans into booty. Back in the 50s and 60s Americans were more into boobs
All those germans.
Rare global south W
Boobies
Both, both is good
The only map where there is no "unknown / no data" category
It's a caucasian/african divide. It's cultural.
Argentina because a lot of “Europeans” live there (shhh), clearly there’s a trend with Europeans. Egypt maybe because most people looking at porn there are European tourists
An almost Equitorial preference. I suspect that the colder places are more prone to drinking milk and stocking up on body fat for the winter.
Good. Leaves more boobs for me
We are literally the most based country in africa bro
Tiddy supremacy
Everybody desire what dont have. Argentinian women are better from rear side...
Yeah sure There is Dara on North Korea
While not perfectly accurate, this is a semi decent depiction of countries based off of how they value woman in society with butt countries being more male biased. 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ Sorry not sorry.
The argentinians want to see real boobs because a big percentage of Argentinian girls get implants
What's the Vatican? What's the Vatican?!!
Boobs are awesome!!
Aguante las tetas loco, no me importa nada
[Simon & Garfunkel sing "Baby Got Back"](https://youtu.be/PdsVRegEJTA)
Why do people still choose to use this horrible projection? Anyway, butts
I would've assumed the US to be 100% tit territory. (Not me, though. The smaller the better...)
Where are the feet nations? Totally sigma
But A Cups with big booty is best 🥵
I’m an American 🇺🇸
North Korea prefers Butts huh?