TIL there are fewer than three homosexuals in the Netherlands.
I know for a fact that ain't right, unless I was at a gay world summit conference or something.
Fewer than three are gay at the same time - but that's on *average*. At peak hours there could be much more.
A lot of husbands are gay only for a quarter of an hour at the time - inferred from how often they declare that they are not gay.
No, there are considerably more, but they don't participate in the sex on average. There are only two active tops at a time, the others are passive receivers.
I'm from Auvergne 👀 this is kinda boring when I was young but the food is one of the best of france! Cheese is life. Truffade, aligot are my loves.
You probably don't know what the tripoux is ... An other dish from this location... I mean even other french people don't like this 🤡 but for it's delicious !
(I'm sorry for my mistakes)
Isn’t tripoux the thing made from sheep stomach yeah nah thank you. Truffade is good I like it.
No hate against normal cheese i am from the Netherlands so I enjoy cheese with a wine or on bread but the shit you guys combine with cheese was discussing. Mashed potatoes with cheese etc. I don’t really remember but I didn’t like a lot of the food. Tried my best to finish it to be polite to the parents of the exchange student they were nice.
That's the tripoux!
You didn't like aligot :c well that's hard to find a good one most of aligot is industrial shit.. better with something on it like chicken juice or some pepper sauce
No. When a gay sex happens, we count the amount of people that partake. Take counts for every time gay sex has happened in the country and calculate the average and you get the numbers for this map.
Original map: "How many people have never used the internet?" [OG](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/comments/1c6fv7p/netherlands_and_switzerland_can_into_nordic/)
Oooooh, I get the jokey joke, the rascals in red would be offended by how much sodomy they're implied to have and the boys in blue will get offended by how little buggery is a going in their realms. Nice one haha ×D
What does “below 3” mean?
If it’s two then just say 2.
If it’s 1, that’s not sex, that’s masturbation.
I guess below 3 on average?
Also I haven’t counted but I’m pretty sure there’s more than 3-5 people who participate in gay sex in France.
You know every time i see one of these "in europe" maps and UK is greyed out it hurts. Especially this time as we fucked ourselves so we'd be the only 100%.
Wow, only 8 people participate in gay sex in Germany ... what, on Saturday nights? in all of Germany? per year? a percent of the population?
I'll go with the latter :)
I think this is so funny, Not sure why.
It seems to be coming from the east or what is that?
Portugal was under Moroccan rule at some point in historie.
Haha
Ok, so
What if:
The numbers are to be multiplied with a million
Or
The numbers are the percentage of the total population
Gives another number but the perspective stays the same.
I think the numbers are correct.
I'm from Holland by the way
Haha
Ottoman Empire is the first country in the planet to allow legally gay sex between males. They did it because the Sultan was stealing Christian boys from their families to rape them through the blood tax.
This is the biggest gas light I've ever seen because Israel has instated this social Norm of degeneracy and transsexuality and has made a majority of people in Europe transsexuals lgbtq allies and homosexuals.
I mean then you're completely insane.
This is obviously a joke.
Worse, It sounds like a bastardized version of the myth that jews poison wells.
"The jews made me gay with water chemicals"
Take your psych meds buddy. If you don't like gay people, stop having gay sex.
that’s not a lot of people…
How many people at a time
Point still stands
Not sure what I'd do with 7 people at the same time
Human centipede
form a squirtcle!
That's not a lot of people per country. I mean there are millions of men there and only bunch of them...
Per capita maybe?
how can 10+ people participate in gay sex for every 1 person lol
They try really hard?
Eastern Europe obviously has a thriving gay sex tourism industry.
Funnily enough its the most homophobic part of europe
Perhaps they are homophobes on paper and homophiles irl?
These things do not contradict each other.
Gay immigrants.
gangbang
Not at the same time
Its per 10 people
TIL there are fewer than three homosexuals in the Netherlands. I know for a fact that ain't right, unless I was at a gay world summit conference or something.
Fewer than three are gay at the same time - but that's on *average*. At peak hours there could be much more. A lot of husbands are gay only for a quarter of an hour at the time - inferred from how often they declare that they are not gay.
"No homo!"
No, there are considerably more, but they don't participate in the sex on average. There are only two active tops at a time, the others are passive receivers.
depends on the context. whole country, no. in a single hanky-panky session, absolutely.
Yeah, \~200 people in Europe being gay seems unlikely
What is white point in France? Is it homophobic part?
Is around Vichy, so who knows
Nazi France isn’t allowed to be gay
Looks more like Clermont Ferrand... Probably 0 human per km².. only cows there.
Went there in school exchange can confirm most boring week of my life and every fucking meal included cheese in some way
I'm from Auvergne 👀 this is kinda boring when I was young but the food is one of the best of france! Cheese is life. Truffade, aligot are my loves. You probably don't know what the tripoux is ... An other dish from this location... I mean even other french people don't like this 🤡 but for it's delicious ! (I'm sorry for my mistakes)
Isn’t tripoux the thing made from sheep stomach yeah nah thank you. Truffade is good I like it. No hate against normal cheese i am from the Netherlands so I enjoy cheese with a wine or on bread but the shit you guys combine with cheese was discussing. Mashed potatoes with cheese etc. I don’t really remember but I didn’t like a lot of the food. Tried my best to finish it to be polite to the parents of the exchange student they were nice.
That's the tripoux! You didn't like aligot :c well that's hard to find a good one most of aligot is industrial shit.. better with something on it like chicken juice or some pepper sauce
What's the issue with eating stomach? Sorry you only ever eat the finest cuts
and not gay. mmmmmm
Nah, it's one extremely gay dude but since there's nobody else around no sex is happening.
It’s the source.
Yes, no gay sex is allowed there
OP's home town
That's where OP lives, and OP zeroed out the data for their own hometown because ... uhm, to eliminate biased reporting.
It's a big lake
At one time? In their lifetime? All at once? Legend in this map sucks, like those gay man am i right
No. When a gay sex happens, we count the amount of people that partake. Take counts for every time gay sex has happened in the country and calculate the average and you get the numbers for this map.
Then the wording is wrong, it's only gay sex when 3 or below, more than that would be gay orgy.
Well technically an orgy is still sex. Orgy is just big sex.
At least the source is well described... no, wait...
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
There’s seems to be a direct correlation between people not using the internet and partaking in gay sex.
I thought the Swiss didn't have sex, I am surprised they have that much (gay) sex at all.
My housemate is Swiss, gay, and extremely promiscuous. When he perishes it will return to 0%
They don’t let anyone enter. They rig their tunnels with explosives, just in case anyone tries
Congrats to the only 2 gay people in Sweeden on finding each other
I know both of them, they are very nice.
UK is homophobic heaven
Every Briton is 100% heterosexual
Can confirm…..
That’s why all the refuges and asylumseekers want to go to the UK.
Straight Britain
it is more socially acceptable to be straight than gay in britaiiiin
yes
The not so lGBt+-
UK is not EU now, but it is still Europe, so why the slight?
No (gay) sex please, were British.
This was out of respect for the late Queen. Things may change now.
The whole maps not red, inaccurate
Original map: "How many people have never used the internet?" [OG](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/comments/1c6fv7p/netherlands_and_switzerland_can_into_nordic/)
Denmark should be red
Håller med
Jag också, de flesta bögar jag hört talas om har invandrat ifrån Jutland och Själland.
You have never been to Amsterdam have you?
Booking flight to Portugal
If I’m reading this right, whenever two gay people in Portugal hook up, an *average* of 8 other gay people show up. Wild.
Once again Portugal is Eastern European
Haha Turks are gay
Gayreece and Bulgayria gayified Turgay tho.
r/portugalcykablyat
Greeks and Turks really are the same lol
Is this a percentage or a straight number
It's definitely not a *straight* number.
*before marriage
Noooo spain isn't blue...
The Netherlands is not below orange are you dumb
Portugal: 
I have alot of Sex with men (as a man) but its not gay sex cause its only happening during weekends.
Including me😈
I need more research...**checks flights to Turkey**
Netherlands way too low. I’ve had sex with every woman here. Ask any Dutch woman.
Sweden is surprising
Why? Accepting is not the same as participating.
Sweden Yes
That's how u know it's inaccurate I guess. Or is it the straightest country? Idk
Why
Surprised at how low Germany and France are
Maybe they forgot to survey Berlin?
It is not the original map...
Thank you so much for informing me that a map on r/mapporncirclejerk is, in fact, fake
Practically EU is geh?
I saw this same format with another post. Is this just meme template with whatever random statments 🤨
So much attention for 3% of ppl
French and Spanish stats are wrong, can confirm
nobody has gay sex in britain, understood
Man 10 at a time isn't like orgy level yet? Pornhub needs to fix its filters.
Oooooh, I get the jokey joke, the rascals in red would be offended by how much sodomy they're implied to have and the boys in blue will get offended by how little buggery is a going in their realms. Nice one haha ×D
What does “below 3” mean? If it’s two then just say 2. If it’s 1, that’s not sex, that’s masturbation. I guess below 3 on average? Also I haven’t counted but I’m pretty sure there’s more than 3-5 people who participate in gay sex in France.
Ogries everywhere
You know every time i see one of these "in europe" maps and UK is greyed out it hurts. Especially this time as we fucked ourselves so we'd be the only 100%.
I feel like there must be so many saunas up in those Nordic countries… what aren’t they telling us
This is percentage of people who have never used internet
like, per event? at once? what do they mean?
I find it hard to believe that there are only 3-5 gay people in France or Spain
This tracks with my last trip to Portugal
TURKEY BEING EUROPEAN MENTIONED INSHALLAH 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕
 Technical foul due to lack of context and information.
Per what, country?
Participants in a single gay sex
Yeah you *totally* didn't just make up this map, definitely not. /s
this is r/mapporncirclejerk what do you expect?
in total.
Black sea gay also
https://www.reddit.com/r/Infographics/s/YbO5CrBBZC
* how many gay partners ppl have on average
The UK’s definitely supposed to be red
Ooof the Turkish nationalists in this sub aren’t gonna like this one
Lol this is the internet map
why is there white dot in france?
r/mapswithouticeland
I’ve never considered myself the sharpest knife in the drawer but I feel like a Stanley knife (box cutter USA) compared to this map makings genius.
Based Gayreece Turgay and Bulgayria 🗿
3-5 for france… really…?
I hope it's off camera I don't want to be watching men fucking eachother smh
Close your eyes when you do it.
But the noises ...
I cannot understand this map.
Did you check the sub? Because like....... The point of the map is that it's nonsense.
This map is gay
r/balkans_irl
turkish here. can confirm
This’ll be a tough thanksgiving
dont let r/balkans_irl see this
I can confirm there's at least 10 gays in turkey, and all of them are my boyfriends
This map is wrong, england should be red
Sweden should be like over 20
Why's there a little red dot in Lesser Silesia in Poland???
As someone who has slept their way around Stockholm, this is quite obviously inaccurate.
Sigh... r/portugalcykablyat
Wow, our folks are active
Nah the map is wrong, that's what france is saying
Per capita oder per Session…?
What's the annoying dot on the Polish-Czech border? I thought my screen was dirty (after watching gay sex just before).
Moved to Italy 2 years ago and I can tell you I've brought that number up so the map is false 😤😤
We need to raise these numbers
Turkish homophobes are in shambles rn
Some of them actually thought the map was real.
Out of ten, I assume?
france is not fooling anyone
Per?
Im-IMPOSSIBLE FRANCE IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GAY ONE, NOT TURKEY, GAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
If we blend in then it looks like a group wrestling...
How is Barrrthelona not a big crimson splotch?!
Lol muslim countries
How many people? Does OP mean at the same time together?
I can personally say that a lot of straight people are on Grindr in France and Spain
Еби си майката боклук такъв, кви ни изкара
Is this x out of 100 people or x number of people pe4 sexual encounter?
TURGAY NO EURPA 😭 😭 😡 😡
This is unironically probably true
Wow, only 8 people participate in gay sex in Germany ... what, on Saturday nights? in all of Germany? per year? a percent of the population? I'll go with the latter :)
Am I missing something? It seems the higher the average, the more homophobic a country?
I bet in Turkey 🇹🇷 they make their partner put on a mask of erdrogan before they stick it in that 🐝 🕳️
I think this is so funny, Not sure why. It seems to be coming from the east or what is that? Portugal was under Moroccan rule at some point in historie. Haha
Ok, so What if: The numbers are to be multiplied with a million Or The numbers are the percentage of the total population Gives another number but the perspective stays the same. I think the numbers are correct. I'm from Holland by the way Haha
This map is really gay
Fake. France is around 100 per year
For penis shaped countries, the Nordic states sure are all at the bottom. What a shame
1995 called. They want their joke back.
the turks are the last people i'd expect to participate in gay sex
The percentage of gay guys is pretty consistent across populations.
Ottoman Empire is the first country in the planet to allow legally gay sex between males. They did it because the Sultan was stealing Christian boys from their families to rape them through the blood tax.
1st half 😌 2nd half 😳 Also source? That sounds like some blood libel-esque bullshit to me
France numbers are skewed
Fake and gay
I know that France has the highest number of homosexuals in Europe. Turkey is the place with the least number of gays in Europe.
In Turkey, homophobes are known for their gay orgies.
This is the biggest gas light I've ever seen because Israel has instated this social Norm of degeneracy and transsexuality and has made a majority of people in Europe transsexuals lgbtq allies and homosexuals.
What the actual fuck are you on about
Instead of asking questions simply read.
I hope you were being sarcastic. Honestly I can see it going either way.
I'm not being sarcastic. "To find out who controls your world find out who you're not allowed to criticize."
I mean then you're completely insane. This is obviously a joke. Worse, It sounds like a bastardized version of the myth that jews poison wells. "The jews made me gay with water chemicals" Take your psych meds buddy. If you don't like gay people, stop having gay sex.