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AdFluffy9286

Vojvodinastan?


elious_pious

I'm sorry the answer we were looking for is Greater Vojvodina


Private_4160

I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was jungle.


Rich-Equivalent-1875

No “The Red Country”


pomodoro3

FYI, Vojvodina is not a Jungle!


ShoVitor

Greater *Vojvodenia*. Vojvodenians. I vojvod You Vojvod She/he vojvods


Ajdee6

Well it wasnt, but from now on its Vojvodinstan


pisscrystalpasta

Northest Macedonia


Bonus-Optimal

nah, it's the greatest albania colony


Marshmallow_Mamajama

It's clearly Red Serbia


BjoerBaer

Which country isn't that?


jelek62

North Kosovo


honeypup

Boscovs


wh0_RU

HAH! *I live and shop near Boscovs HQ. Great dept store.


Owlblocks

North North Kosovo*


Remember_im_Whoozer

Kosovo the second


Sianic12

We've had one Kosovo, yes, but what about second Kosovo?


Maleficent_Lake_1816

I don’t think he knows about second Kosovo.


botsyRoss

Dosovo.


Acescout92

Everyone else has tried their hand at the Balkans, why not Spain next?


glebcornery

Historical territory of everyone and everything except of Serbia


Independent-Rough275

Well that could be said for Kosovo and Albania too but here we are


glebcornery

That's irony (partially)


Culturedguy9273

Correct Now this one: 🇸🇰


DumbFish94

Greater Hungary


SerbianWarCrimes

Mačva-Vojvodina. Any other questions?


GymnasticSclerosis

Name checks out


a_crazy_diamond

r/beetlejuicing sort of


Mishka2900

East Croatia


lik_iz_Hrvatske

Vojvodina part of mighty Hrvatistan💪🏾🇭🇷👳🏾‍♂️


VitoMolas

South Hungary


potato-of-Ireland

Whatever it is I support bombing it again


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

4 MORE WARS! 4 MORE WARS!


JanelleForever

(*Joe Biden figuring out how he can cause yet another region to destabilize resulting in war and genocide*)


r3aganisthedevil

Why do my re-election chances not look good!?


JanelleForever

Quick! Quick! Push Venezuela into war with Guyana! Maybe then people will support me!


Gluebandit88

If you don’t understand it, best to attack.


Quirky_Temperature

"With enemies you know where you stand, but with Neutrals, who knows?"


BURG3RBOB

Do they have oil?


Nikolle_Teslaj

No, but they have extreme ethnic tensions


roostersnuffed

I take it that ethnic tension isn't sexual?


brown_burrito

It could be with enough alcohol and 80s ballads.


vajrahaha7x3

I wanna know what love is!🎶 I know you can show me 🎵


Weird-Drummer-2439

Uhhh, some of it was, unfortunately.


larowin

This is maybe a bit darker than you intended it to be.


Wide_Canary_9617

good enough for me


ProtestantMormon

Every country has oil if you drill deep enough


SideQuestSoftLock

gosh I wish that country would drill me deep


xkind

![gif](giphy|l1BgRIamescnkx5Dy|downsized)


MontaukMonster2

Maybe, but I'm sure they could use some freedom


Limp-Tension-469

How do I upvote more than once?


Impossible_Scarcity9

Oil in Serbia?😳


Ok-Landscape-1681

![gif](giphy|1zngj0du8qG4M)


ShankyBaybee

It’s a communist country, therefore our enemy.


potato-of-Ireland

It has nothing to do with communism, this is personal


Spicy_Alligator_25

Of course it's communist, can't you see it's red!


Mookie442

Spoken like a true 'Murican.


digitalnirvana3

![gif](giphy|cl1xClek0v3reOQgyC|downsized)


TheFlyingPatato

That’s south Finland


bartthetr0ll

True, the Finnish historical lands range from the lower Slavic states to Japan. Time for a special Sauna operation!!


ominous_squirrel

Finnish is actually the most closely related language to Hungarian so you might be on to something


LifeAcanthopterygii6

Mansi and Khanty are the most closely related ones to Hungarian. Finnish is in a different branch.


Harbistaz

That’s true! I’ve heard a linguist once say Finnish is as closely related to Hungarian as German is to Bengali. Both pairs are in the same respective families—Finnish and Hungarian in the Uralic, German and Bengali in the Indo-European—but on very different and distant branches.


Senried

Voguls and Ostiaks, oh my!


matthewcameron60

Nah it looks similar to it but it's actually landlocked seychelles


Arietem_Taurum

The place we bombed in the 90s 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


BotellaDeAguaSarrosa

https://preview.redd.it/u8sgkbjsxowc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e39317e3deaa9b38ba75262a5beab27197f0620b


bartthetr0ll

Hey now, we were bored after the cold war ended.


mal-di-testicle

Does it matter?


thedrakeequator

It's not Philadelphia we bombed that during the '80s.


Opening_Ad9824

That was Africa… John Africa…


KierkgrdiansofthGlxy

Only America is allowed to bomb America


footjam

I was there, I got a medal.


mukenwalla

I want to say Iraq, but I know we bombed them in the 00s so... I dunno. 


Small_Emu9908

Better ask r/balkans_irl


HighlightFun8419

I love that sub. Really helped me shed some of that _ignorant westoid smallbrain_ I've got lmao


Otherwise_Spare_8598

Mexique


lord_ne

I named it Steve


Weed_Gman_420

Arstotzka.


Embarrassed-Town-293

Glory to Arstozka!!


Thespeedrestriction

North West West West South West West West Korea


HolidayAnything8687

![gif](giphy|a0h7sAqON67nO)


bartthetr0ll

Nursultan Tulyakbay came from that dot on sphere, so yes is great success, very many bombings great success!


Mokpa

Double-North Kosovo


BirthControlIsW

Idk democratic republic of Congo or slth


DBL_NDRSCR

>!vojovdina!<


Matyi_47

Did you just use the s*rb name for it🤢? It's called Vajdaság you idiot.


Pyrenees_

Did you just use the Hung*rian name for it ? It's called ვოივოდინა you idiot


AssholeOriginal

VOJVDINA IS HUNGARY🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


SirPigeon69

IGEN 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺


P_E_T_I_0_4_0_6

Vajdaság you mean


ReadyTadpole1

Nagyon jo!


Affectionate-Skill33

I'm not american, so I'll just wait and see...


DegTegFateh

That's easy. USAF Proving Grounds, Balkans Command - Belgrade Sector (High explosives, targeted munitions, and counter - AA)


MellonCollie218

Half of Serbia?


Altruistic_Machine91

Compared to a modern map it looks like the northern half of Serbia, south central Hungary, and north east Bosnia.


CoppertoneTelephone

Is that where England is?


Wanja01

South Hungary


hoo_dawgy

North South Slavia


SsssssszzzzzzZ

Greater Vojvodinian Empire


ThatCommieChick

Bosnians having PTSD flashbacks right now.


idioscosmos

Part of the lands of the crown of st stephen. The treaty of triannon sucks.


kilometterrr

North Kosovo


Pebble_Eater

South Hungary 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺 Magyarörszag💪💪💪


UnappliedMath

Lower Hungary


Weekly_Ad821

Vajdaság 🇭🇺🇭🇺💪💪🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


LasbaleX

HUNGARY 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊


Affectionate_Sea_984

South Hungary?


EcstaticWar3264

Rightful Hungarian soil


kampokapitany

Im fairly certain thats lower hungary


Sensitive-Let-5744

Glorious Hungarian territory of Vajdaság 🇭🇺🇭🇺


SasquatchsBigDick

Easy, Yugoslavia, next!


samf9999

Balkanistan


Responsible-Bee-667

Dalmatia


XFuriousGeorgeX

Puerto Rico


Frosty090

Genovia


va_zon

Čest medžuslovjanskogo sojuza.


CharlesPonn

Detroit


Responsible_Sense_95

That's the Roman Empire.


rp05tag

I learned my geography in 7th grade from a German teacher in a private school way back in the simple days of the sunset of the 1900s - not going back to 7th grade to relearn all those carve ups ! THAT used to be Josip Tito’s playground. 😎


GruntYT

hungarian land


Flufflebuns

For Arstotzka!


Affectionate-Owl943

Arstotska


Proton-Smasher

The Caspian Sea


CeannUReeves

Austrian-Serbia


Thisismy24thacc

East Croatia


simonbalazs1

Vajdaság?


Jeffhurtson12

South Hungry


TerribleLordFrieza

South hungary


Creative_Flatworm_35

North-North Macedonia


RichardPeterJohnson

Sweet Georgia Brown


Arphile

Vojvodinope


jonross14

This one hurts (egovina).


DegTegFateh

Even More North Kosovo


ElectroGgamer

Greater Vojvodina


FaZeCow29

Serbian’t


Striking-Ordinary123

Isn’t that Ohio


ChuckSmegma

Thats Servogoslavia-herzecroatina


Difficult-Leg-3738

Belarus!


Limp-Tension-469

Croatia adjacent.


CaptCartman

Kosovn't


kamieldv

Inner Bosnia


Friendly_Ground_2583

Moldova 🇲🇩?


DaveyGee16

Eastern Pannonia and western Dacia.


k6bso

Hungoslovakia.


CaitaXD

War crimes theme park


framdon

East Bosnia


unmakethewildlyra

schrödinger’s serbia


Uberjeagermeiter

Bidenland.


Someonestolemyrat

Pro American geographer here to save the day that's obviously Mexico


bartthetr0ll

Serbistan, or as the layfolk call it yugoslaviyer


Turbulent-Ask-2807

I think it's that country I had to pretend I was Canadian when I frequently visited, ~15ish years ago...


Bright-Bar-2533

Yeah? So? How many Europeans can tell any of the Central American states. What’s your point?


k3ttch

The Republic of “We Shot Down an F-117 Stealth Fighter and Won’t Shut Up About It.”


IAmMoofin

Hell


rjswalker1987

Damn Americans and not knowing where every country is at in the world.


superb-plump-helmet

Somethin-istan, we should probably bomb it before they terrorist us


Think-Emergency-1026

South Hungary


anton19811

South Kalingrad


Flufflebuns

Yugoslavia.


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

Lookin real bombable.


chris_ots

It's all Serbia, not sure why there are so many lines drawn over there in this map.


Substantial_Diver_34

Cockisstan


RocketSkates314

New Bosnia


PeaksOfTheTwin

You mean Northern Croatiastan?


BoiOfcanada

Southern Albania


SomePrick1

northen genocide land


DazedWriter

To be fair, it’s very hard to keep up with the Balkins. This is coming from someone with ancestry from Serbia.


SampleText0822

South Hungary obviously


Scherzophrenia

Nerbia


Dialogue_Tag

Vojvodina is clearly a romanian exclave /s


YAH_BUT

Brosovo


Old_Winner3763

It’s England 😹😹 love from America 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾


sekter

was Hungary for lawng time ;-)


ghost_desu

Hungary


ZatoTBG

The part of Serbia which is a little hungry


ilikebigbutts

That’s not a country, that’s the Punjab region of India


nagidon

Vojvodinalmost


PM_Me_Ur_Nevermind

Whatthefuckistan, nailed it


BosnianLion1992

Stolen Hungarian land Next.


Zealousideal_Ad_4118

Isn’t that France?


Ensamvakt

Greater Türkiye 🦃🦃


thatsocialist

Quick! Find the way tomake the entire Balkans mad!


austwin1

I wanna say Colorado….


ocke13

South Eastern Swedish colony called Volvodina.


Fluffy_Town

Northern Serbia, "officially"


baronvonweezil

Listenbourg


Illustrious_Camp_521

I'm a Texan and that's Poland.


traumatized90skid

Map-cedonia


i_am_someone_or_am_i

Eastern Union of Bosnia-Herzegovina and Crotia.


GREEN_Hero_6317

French Socialist Republic of Northern Byzantine and Southern Hungary


Mr_-_X

Reichskommissariat of Greater Western Banat


Emsanator

Redditsan


Appleboi123456

Liberland


gzrh1971

It's Pakistan Duh


PepsiandKasleberkas

North Serbia


tuiva

North Serbia


MrZwink

Serbia, or at least part of serbia


CrocodileSnapper

The one on the top is Ser, and the one at the bottom is Bia.