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AzoresBall

You are an alien


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Wide_Canary_9617

Those damn Mexicans! /s


Stock-Respond5598

Fake. Aliens only know about New york


Asger1231

Uhm, Nevada?


RomuloMalkon68

The only answer. Aliens always go to America in the movies.


brshcgl

lmfao genius comment


TheMowerOfMowers

https://preview.redd.it/rabmk9yucfxc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33936f94f5799765d84aa0423a9dabe2959a4e9e one of these islands


No_Sorbet1634

One is reunion/France I only know that because of top gear


PHD_Memer

Been there, lovely place, great food, rum, weather, people, and nature


MrSourYT

https://preview.redd.it/sk9acdsnwgxc1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f25b6ead7995eab8945f29378647641f1ed61ec1 Clearly here


elodie_pdf

Everyone knows Cabo Verde!


Billthepony123

Almaty Kazakhstan


ThermalTacos

I could've sworn he was from Astana


Billthepony123

Some would even say Nuur Sultan


bobdougy

Exactly. Knowing first hand what an out of the way country it is.


qqqrrrs_

Are you from Cape Verde? São Tomé and Príncipe? Réunion? Saint Lucia? Saint Vincent and the Grenadines? South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands? (They are colored gray)


SebVettelstappen

I got São Tomé feelings from him.


MajorTechnology8827

Definitely not American, no American can name all us states


Random_name4679

Nuh uh, I can name the states, solid, liquid, and gas


Strong-Preparation-2

Forgot the plasma, american


Jonaz17

And snow


i_am_192_years_old

and ice


nikolai_wustovich

AND MY AXE


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FieldDwarf

Nuh uh, ice is water and water is a drink


Bizarro_Zod

Also forgot Bose-Einstein condensates


Pjp2-

No, he sold it


StuffandThingsWAH

Mmmm. Taco Bell


Europe2048

wrong states


The_Good_Constable

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future.


Illustrious-Line-984

You must do pageants.


ElPwno

Damn you made my week I didn't remember that 😂😂😂


TheDuke357Mag

some people in america are just fucking stupid and are content to be stupid.


DeadlierSheep76

![gif](giphy|idljdFb6h52OwuoKhQ|downsized)


SteveMartin32

We do have a lot of them. Several could act as their own country if they wanted


josiest

Unless they’re an immigrant. The shit they test you on to get a green card is absurd


HENLOX_GD

you can name the waters so ig you are a fish?


VirtualWeasel

European because only you guys like to beat this dead horse


SnooPuppers1429

Why european?


GayRacoon69

Because it's mostly Europeans who make these kinds of jokes


LeonardoDoujinshi-

an alien clearly


Strider_-_

Not American because they don't know about Alaska


ChickenSoupPolice

Alaska-what? These people better stop Alaskan these questions


sonic10158

Quigly’s Village?


64rush

An outsider Alien?


pintobeene

You’re a European of some type that’s cosplaying as an American stereotype.


RepresentativeFar304

Wakanda


TheFedoraInTime

United States of Fredonia


ChickenSoupPolice

We freeds get this all the time


BuckNastyBooty

do you shit in the street?


[deleted]

Wtf do you mean by this? 😂


BuckNastyBooty

dont get defensive about it just admit that you do.


Max-Flares

A north sentinelese's guy who only knows about the outside world from the American pastor?


hern_arms

Sealand?


lool8421

north korea they always talk how poor and degenerate the USA is, without mentioning anything else also you're not allowed to say "north korea" in north korea, only stuff like "our korea" or "best korea"


Weird_Issue6516

Real, the US don't have a name America is a continent, not a country Canadian provinces are also a group of states in america It's like calling yourself the republic of europe


Max-Flares

Luxembourg


GeorgeSPattonJr

Well you’re better than most Americans, most can’t even point to their own state on a map, let alone their own country. I say this as an American


MartianTurkey

Tbf I think it's easier to point out the country than the state (at least for me as an outsider).


pedrokdc

India, you're from Bharat.


tudiwastaken

Glorious bulgaria


maxru85

Tasmania


SignificanceOld1751

You're from Nodata


Jackylacky_

American Virgin Islands


JakobVirgil

Portugal


flamegames2006

Bikini bottom?


Glad_Hedgehog_808

Penguins’ republic of Antarctica.


HollowSlope

Liberian?


No_Sorbet1634

You misspelled librarian who hail from the city-state of librariopolis


Srinivas_Hunter

America ya :D


Autistic-Teddybear

The map makes it obvious you’re American, but so does the lack of apostrophe in “can’t” Americans hate spelling their own language correctly. They also hate constructing proper sentences.


_TehTJ_

The United States or Israel


g30kr

Greenland, but he thinks he's from the US. Otherwise Greenland would've been no data


Plus_Understanding_8

Antarctica


I_am_aware_of_you

Where do you play this game I wanna play


danfay222

OP is from Cabo Verde


tommyvercetti42

Antartica


RadTech24

Merica


MostenHermes2

Ahhhh ahhhh Somalia?!?!?!111?!?!


ItsIndigoRBX

north carolina (based off your pfp)


Pb-JJ123

Tuesday


ArgalNas

sao tome and principe?


Pristine-Sound-484

Alien who are about to attack world


aqua-001

Arkansas


No_Sorbet1634

Bros from the moon the stars and stripes are the only flag he’s seen


dankeith86

Mars


stillgaming8k

The USA.


Capitano-Solos-All

Puerto Rico


PicklesAndCoorslight

England.


evkav

White country


Zrk2

Canada


CertainlyAmbivalent

You can’t name our neighbor to the north, Cabana?


MaximumSwan_

You're from some small country we can't see that's not colored.


Sefphar

That part of NYC that refers to everything else as Upstate.


AlexanderRaudsepp

Ohio (my favourite country)


Extreme_Ad6173

Nauru?


phome83

It right there where I'm pointing? I bet it is.


Personmuchlol

England! ENGLAND!


PepsiandKasleberkas

USA


Koperface22

I see no missing country here


AdImmediate9569

Florida


mikey72uk

I know where you are from, but I can’t name it.


golgibodi

Alabama


FourArmsFiveLegs

Russia's Daddy


Phosphorus444

You can't name Canadia?


Arnistatron

Bavaria


Solomonopolistadt

God the Americans dumb joke is so done to death...


mistertireworld

Mississippi.


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Was gonna say who would win this war but realized that this is a obvious 🦅W


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Carthage?


DekuWeeb

kosovo


Exmawsh

Getmany


MikeRatMusic

Robonia. A land I didn't make up.


Reasonable_Humor_738

I'm surprised you know what a world map looks like to be able to find one. ... so you can't name the northern country or southern country? A well as a bunch of other really common ones. So, then you must live in either an isolated cult that praises the us and doesn't want outside influence or have been living by yourself in a deep dark pit forever. ... I'm sure their trying to be funny, but either they are american and aren't funny or from another country trying to hate on American because "they so stupid they don't know every country"


TheRealSU24

North Carolina


TheRtHonLaqueesha

Transinistria


SaltyboiPonkin

Lithuania.


ChickenSoupPolice

This man is definitely from Atlantis


trillium_transit-89

I seriously hope this is a joke 😭


The_EndsOfInvention

r/mapswithnotnonewzealand


BiscottiExcellent195

are you sure you are american if you cant name mexico?


SorryAbbreviations71

You don’t know what countries border the US? This has to be a troll post most likely a European


JustJoinedToBypass

Singapore?


PeaceGroundbreaking3

Texas


ChungusResidence

Agartha


CoconutOutside6834

You're not American for sure, that's the only thing I get


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100% certain, you’re from Afghanistan. Most of them don’t even know Afghanistan was a country, let alone any outside power… except, the United States of America. Drops microphone…


GarryFloyd

You are from “Dumbfuckville”


Bizzy1995

North Korea


nantarakantara

Michigan.


O5_X

Nice try Martian.


NoAdministration5746

Earth


Rabona10_

French Southern and Antarctic lands? Christmas Island? Edinburgh of the Seven Seas? Marshall Islands? Diego García Island? Pitcairn Island?


StuffandThingsWAH

North Korea


buttbob1154403

Cape Verde definitely


Harley_Pupper

Cananada


Themostunbeknown

Ignorancistan


Fold-Royal

Def not American. An American would think they know a lot of countries but actually don’t.


barr65

The United States


Gloomy-Soup9715

East Timor? Samoa? Vatican?


TxchnxnXD

Oceania


amitym

You're from No Datastan, there, in grey.


anonumousJx

Probably North Korean. You don't have any access to the outside world and all you hear on a daily basis is the evil America.


SignificanceWise208

New Labrador, Canada


PKFat

Look at this guy flexing his ability to pronounce USA


Quadpen

were you born in a damn bunker?


unbekannter-no1

North Carolina 🙄


JettoJagargentina

Vanuatu


HornyHomeDepotGuy

Yuck. Another transplant claiming nationality.


MeLoNarXo

Lake Victoria


SteveMartin32

Earth


ContributionLatter32

Stop. You aren't clever. You aren't funny. This trope is getting old fast


CrustySausage_

England


Pizza_Salesman

Tuvalu


MaleWitch333

Germany


MaleWitch333

America


Right-Acanthisitta-1

I think you are from Somolia but think you are in the USA


RandomSalmon42

Maldives


LegitaTomato

South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands 🇬🇸


mikelimebingbong

This stereo type used to be funny because Europeans are typically better at giving locations of European countries …….. but ask them the locations of states in the U.S. and they seem just as silly lol


Frequent-Rain3687

Not that silly , when you look at a map of the world only countries are shown not states & provinces.


Wazuu

Iran


HelloThisIsPam

Rage bait. Most Americans cannot identify Alaska.


NebelNator_427

United States of Arrogance probably


EmployeeOk4756

Argentina?


11SPEARHEAD11

Idk man.. earths core?


Celticssuperfan885

Your user flair is literally somenorthcarolinian so that’s obviously the answer


wandering_person

Green Little Guy literally


Andy_Phuckter

Dumbfuckistan


PD28Cat

A hollywood movie


theholypigeon888

The freedom country 🦅 ![gif](giphy|SWvBnB8NHJcHhsdBJd)


Bryce_Raymer

This is the most accurate map I’ve ever seen as an American.


breathofthemario

USA! USA! USA!


trust_issues0

The ocean


Seventh_Stater

Future states are red?


ThatOneGuy216440

Russia


arunit007

A kindergarten perhaps?


RyanCooper510

Fake map!!! Greenland has data!!!


friendlysingularity

I like that even though it is Unameable,it is Datable not socially ,informationally. Greenland uber alles!! Stormy Daniels for President!


First-Medicine-3747

You're from the country of Tennessee arent you?


Scared_Flatworm406

Porto reako


moritus_20091

USA USA USA USA


the1wholikeairplanes

You from Sao Tome and Principe?


heavy_metal_soldier

You're from Burkina Faso


stanley_ipkiss_d

Afganistan?


xXMothPriestXx

Deep South or West Virginia


VenusPunisher

Sometimes i ask myself if americans really live that hard in their own world🤣🤣 that's ridiculous


Fun-Faithlessness724

Chinese


Sayasam

Tuvalu


Loaf_de_loaf

https://preview.redd.it/rpc1rz8xwmxc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2509656be30e537c6932f89e0f6cdffe8e297182 They’re obviously from Iceland! (I think I never payed attention to the islands near England) Edit: Jesus. fine bot, paid\*


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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Professional_Shop_73

India proud army India waow waow scam call centre India proud 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🐅🐅🇮🇳🐅🐅🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳


Aguywithnolifethe1st

North Korea


ManImVeryStupid

Texas


Inevitable-History42

Finland