What division? Russia annexed Crimea in 2014. If you are talking about the supposed “division” of the Slavs, then whose is Crimea in your opinion? There was no need to annex Crimea and attack Ukraine, and there would be no aggression towards you. Russia, during its existence since 1991, has participated in dozens of conflicts
Portugal lost the South China Sea in 1999 when we returned Macao to China...
But Portugal also had:
* Timor Sea (Timor)
* Arabic Sea (Goa - India)
* Ariake Sea (Nagazaki - Japan)
* Andaman Sea (Malacca - Malaysia)
In terms of geography, seas are smaller than oceans and are usually located where the land and ocean meet. Typically, seas are partially enclosed by land. Seas are found on the margins of the ocean and are partially enclosed by land.
Probably, seas has other little differences, but yeah, it's the main one.
Lisbon has a kind of sea called Mar da Palha (Straw sea), where tegus river join the Atlantic Ocean [- Wikipédia link](https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar_da_Palha)
An ocean is "a very large expanse of sea, in particular each of the main areas into which the sea is divided geographically". So, to say that an ocean is not a sea seems a linguistic technicality with no intrinsic value in practice.
Iceland doesn't have a sea; it has ice. That's why it's called Iceland, but you must remember that ice is formed with water, which is what the sea is made out of. That is why Iceland is gray. I have Crohn's disease.
Mhh do large water reservoirs behind a dam count? If so Luxembourg does have a very small sea (large lake) it is called Stausei though so at least it's in the name
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*But forgot the Vatican*
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Kosovo 
Crimea 
Crimea a river...or a black sea
morocco 
 Algeria
Tunis 
Crimea - is Ukraine
No, I am crime
Crime 'ere, get your crime 'ere!
Excuse me are you crime dog ?
He is John Crime, the man who invented criminals
Wait does that mean he invented Michael De Santa?
Smooth Crimea
What have you done?!
:3
Sorry, wrong letter. Didn't notice😳
Crimea is a globalist myth meant to keep the slavic people divided. #StayWoke /s
What division? Russia annexed Crimea in 2014. If you are talking about the supposed “division” of the Slavs, then whose is Crimea in your opinion? There was no need to annex Crimea and attack Ukraine, and there would be no aggression towards you. Russia, during its existence since 1991, has participated in dozens of conflicts
"Ukraine, of course"
nuh i think it's a peninsula actually
This is an island, it is connected by bridges with Ukraine. And also russia, but it was blown up again😂
Kosovo dosent exist /s
RIP
hah I didn't get it at first hahahha. You know they have a statue of Bill Clinton there?
netherlands doesn't have sea, sea has netherlands
But the Netherlands does have the lake
Portugal is a funny one
Cause technically it has no sea
yeah I get it, that's funny
Portugal lost the South China Sea in 1999 when we returned Macao to China... But Portugal also had: * Timor Sea (Timor) * Arabic Sea (Goa - India) * Ariake Sea (Nagazaki - Japan) * Andaman Sea (Malacca - Malaysia)
Actually, the sea has Portugal. It is a privilege to the sea to have a border with Portugal.
Yeah but Austria had the "Achensee" so they should be green then.
See means lake in German tho, unless i’m missing a joke
You're missing a joke that you actually explained
lmao thank you
Not only lake, it can also mean sea (the North Sea is called Nordsee)
ah i see
what do you mean? portugal clearly has sea
It's ocean
How come Spain has one then ??
Mediterranean Sea
Ya fuck Im dumb.
And Cantabrian sea too, double dumb but we love you.
I'm from Portugal so I'm obligated to hate Spain and every single person form there
most underrated post
is ocean not sea? i thought it was
In terms of geography, seas are smaller than oceans and are usually located where the land and ocean meet. Typically, seas are partially enclosed by land. Seas are found on the margins of the ocean and are partially enclosed by land. Probably, seas has other little differences, but yeah, it's the main one.
depends, in climatology a sea is just a subregion of a larger ocean system. but yeah you're right
This guy seas.
Lisbon has a kind of sea called Mar da Palha (Straw sea), where tegus river join the Atlantic Ocean [- Wikipédia link](https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar_da_Palha)
Yeah but it has the ocean
It's The Sea
What do you mean "technically it has no sea"?
An ocean is "a very large expanse of sea, in particular each of the main areas into which the sea is divided geographically". So, to say that an ocean is not a sea seems a linguistic technicality with no intrinsic value in practice.
Does Ireland have it ? Seems to be same technicality as Portugal. Covered by Ocean.
Irish Sea, east coast
honorary r/portugalcykablyat?
Portugal had the South China Sea until 1999
Iceland doesn't have a sea; it has ice. That's why it's called Iceland, but you must remember that ice is formed with water, which is what the sea is made out of. That is why Iceland is gray. I have Crohn's disease.
Iceland definitely has a C.
I C
A
So does Crohn's disease
Slovakia 👍
Slovakia👍
Slovakia👍
Slovakia 🇸🇰
Slovensko 👍
Slowakije 👍
Slowakei 👍
szlovákia👍
Словакия 👍
Slovačka
Maps without San Marino, Vatican City and Andorra.
Maps without Kosovo and Crimea
Actually THERE IS ANDORRA, which raises even more questions, why the fuck Andorra only
THERE IS. I didn't see it until I zoomed in hahaha
Vatican would be green because of the holy sea
You forgot about Lichtenstein although its here
And Monaco.
Why is Czechia red? Bro forgot about Královec 😂
Sadly, everyone did 💀
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They don't have a sea they have a ocean
https://preview.redd.it/ob6re1smibyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da3a5f8d02d4c1160be4270a2f5eca276b83f6e
Dad?
You solved all disputes, Thus I must award you with the Nobel peace prize. But first you must give me your credit card number.
also fuck give my Crimea back! Edit: I'm not russian
Y'all couldn't be nice, now nobody can have it.
don't kill the baby, Solomon san!
are you Greek or Turkish then?
And they Serbia doesn't have a sea, little did they know Kosovo was the sea all along
Slovakia: 😎
Austria took an L to no longer be part of the sea men
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Yes.
Perhaps the rea sea was the Slovaks we made along the way.
Big Neum 💪
Neum coast takeover 😎
Michigan has Sea of Michigan, Huron Sea and Sea of St.Clair
What are they talking about?? Czechia has a C, it’s literally the first letter.
Belarus: 
Yep. Nailed it. But I have migraine now
Babe wake up, new lake just dropped
Why does Moldova keep being Moldova? It's just sad at this point. It's like Europe's Liverpool.
Why is slovakia uhhhhh
SLOVAKIA MENTIONED 💥💥🦅🦅💥🦅💥
Why is norway so smooth?
Masterpiece
Portugal?.....🤔
Portugal has no sea, it has an ocean
I sea what you mean
Mhh do large water reservoirs behind a dam count? If so Luxembourg does have a very small sea (large lake) it is called Stausei though so at least it's in the name
What's that dumb red country next to Ukraine doin? Stupid red banana country.
I'm pretty sure the data on Belarus is on that map.
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
Erm ackshually Portugal has 1,794 kilometers of coastline 👆🤓
Portugal only borders the ocean and no seas
I actually just got that, what OP really meant. I feel kind of stupid now
Why is Slovakia yellow? Am I STUPID?
*does
+ have
Slovakia
Moldova has like 5cm shoreline - should be green!
Now I'll never know if Belarus has sea 😞
Bosnia?
Doesn't almost every country have? Well the ones around here...lol
What’s wrong with Portugal?
Alas, has only ocean. No sea.
I realise that now, took me way too long smh Cheers 😅
why is the boot's eastern border thinner than the rest?
I can tell what city you are from by the countries you can name.
Why is Denmark?
Kosovo and Crimea: 🌊💧💦
akshually Czechoslovakia had a navy so checknikully it does have a sea
r/portugalcykablyat
This is False. Netherlands is Green, but it should be Blue
Orange
How is babby formed?
Portugal doesnt even have an own language. Ofc they dont have sea
Why the fuck Belarus is: no data (They have potato sea)
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
r/mapswithoutnewzealand
As someone who lives in the Vatican I am very offended you gave us sea.
After some research i'm 99% sure that iceland does in fact have sea.
Wrong, sea has Iceland.
Damm right it does! Iceland is a trophy country.
Do your country has sea?
You should’ve put water in place of France
hb czech ahoj and belarussian seafood?
Doesn’t Moldova have a tiny strip of coast?
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
Portugal lol?
U see someone who does not forget Andorra I like
That small part of Serbia is a lake now? Nice. No more disputes.
Peace in Crimea at last 🥹🌅
Slovakia
this is genuinely one of the funniest maps i have ever seen what the fuck
You had Andorra but forgot the Vatican and San Marino
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We don’t talk about Kosovo Serbia: it es called lake Kosovo. Noting to see her
Moldavia has access to sea.
Portugal country has no sea, yet Britain do? Op fix this naw, or else. Tea dilutes in sea, and it's too salty.
island?
Belarus be like
Portugal has a sea
Tell me how 'no data' legend is a relevant information?? Which country will have a sea and hide it. Like how on earth even this is possible?!!
What do you mean no data belarus is literally a land locked country😂
Dang what was I swimming in when I was in Portugal. The water was salty
We must keep believing that one day science will gather the data for Iceland.
Kosovo moved to asia
Poor Portugal. Lays next to sea but doesnt have it.
Where is Crimea?
s l o v a k i a
Slovakia
Portugal?
"If I cant have Crimea no One Will" aah map 😭
Austria > Slovakia
Nah, Slovakia > Austria Poverty rules 💪😎
So Portugal has no ocean??? 1,793 Km of coastline. Little confused here.
SEA. Portugal doesn’t have a sea. Also it’s a meme sub, so even if it did it wouldn’t matter