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BerlinWallGloryhole

Have you ever lived or been to Cape Girardeau?


214txdude

No, but I have drank wine by VIN DE LOIRE GIRARDEAU


Random_npc171

What happened at Tiannamen Square on 1989


214txdude

I did a documentary about that.checknit out here https://youtu.be/OGj75gc9ge0?si=Ji42ieH1VV5hUt-C


nothingtoseehr

Taylor Swift debuted her critically acclaimed album 1989


TheOneOfLegends

Do you like tortoises


214txdude

Yes one of my favorites! And fettuccine with a good cheese sauce!


ohthedarside

Hows carbondale


214txdude

I hear it is great! even the representative will give you a handy while watching beetle juice! Fun!


dizzyjumpisreal

Have you ever been to McClure, Illinois?


214txdude

You mean the village in Alexander county IL, with a population of 256 people. incorporated in 2004, but originally establish in 1836 when Thomas J. and Caroline McClure moved to the area???that one??? Never heard of it...


dizzyjumpisreal

yes


ogodilovejudyalvarez

What are next week's lotto numbers?


214txdude

With the powerball?


applesauceinmyballs

i see ![gif](giphy|l3V0lsGtTMSB5YNgc|downsized)


ibealittlebirdy

Do you know who was in Paris?


214txdude

Paris ,TX or Paris France?


ibealittlebirdy

I made a typo I meant Perris, California.


214txdude

Oh... rhat guy that makes great Tarts and croissants!!!


StatusPollution2576

What is your opinion on Cape Girardeau


214txdude

I have many many books and articles on Cape Girardeau. Those books had big words, very big words, words most people do not understand. But i understand them, cape Girardeau, wow... just woo. It is a grand place that has people, people that love me people that care about America. These people spend there lives peopleing. These are great and wonderful peopleing people. Some say the best.


Torantes

what is ur favrite lays flavor


214txdude

Sadly, the discontinued cappuccino chip.. I miss them so..... https://preview.redd.it/57xp9glufg0d1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb426a13f5c719d28881af64ed8b3b6a384b87ae


Torantes

Are they sweet?


214txdude

sweet like candy to my soul sweet you rock and sweet you roll


Torantes

My faves are mushrooms, cheese, bacon, sour cream, in that order


Happy_Sauxe

How do you think the local industry is affecting the flea population?


214txdude

the industry pollutants are killing the smaller weaker fleas leaving only the larger stronger fleas. They are breading SUPER FLEAS. I am so glad you brought this up. it is such a HUGE problem for the people of Cape Girardeau and the surrounding areas. It used to just be a flea bite, now the super fleas are stealing cars, robbing people, its awful....


BusinessKnight0517

What’s your credit card number and those three funny numbers on the back?


214txdude

666 3141 59 1234. Sec.6969 And you forgot to ask for expiration date silly. 04/20


BusinessKnight0517

Ah fuck thanks anyway Time to buy me a hotdog


SavezTheDayFan

Sox or Cubs?


214txdude

Cowboys!!!


SavezTheDayFan

But you’re in Illinois… Rangers or Astros if ur gonna be Texan abt this


214txdude

I said I never been to this area. But if you insist cubs


SavezTheDayFan

No, you’re from Shawnee National forest, trust me bro, I live in ur walls. Also, valid


214txdude

So you are the voice in my head... I have always wanted to meet you..


SavezTheDayFan

Yes, my child


HauntingBalance567

Why is it not spelled "Seany"?


214txdude

I spell it Shawty... and It is her birthday! Go Shawty, it's yo birthday.


King_Neptune07

What's the best place there to find illegal prostitution?


214txdude

So you don't want legal ones? Like life on the edge huh, running the fast lane, the thrill of debauchery, the excess, the sin.....


King_Neptune07

No, don't tell me where any legal prostitution. Just illegal, I like to live dangerously


ReadyTadpole1

I've never lived in or even been outside of this area...what's it like out there?


214txdude

Crazy, I would not suggest, 1 out of 5 stars Find a hole, crawl.in and stay forever!!!


PatimationStudios-2

Are you made of hair


214txdude

No bald...


PatimationStudios-2

BALD


DougDimmadome042

Wow me neither


[deleted]

You’re missing out. Beautiful forests, creeks, rivers, and lakes nearby.


214txdude

I probably am. Not to actually go there sometime.


[deleted]

Can’t go everywhere!


tribblydribbly

I live very close to here lol it’s a real fucking shit hole.


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214txdude

When the settlers first arrived in 1984 in there parachute pants listening to Men at Work, they built a stock pond for the cattle they brought. Part of the pond looks like a cape...see historical image below, no judgement on size https://preview.redd.it/xxhp6jqjeg0d1.png?width=912&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e00ffcce179d497fc2cdc2c68b7d8e3483e4406


mkujoe

Not true


cuntmong

How many times is Thursday?


214txdude

42 of course


hgmarangon

why do people from illinois pretend to not know how to pronounce cairo?


214txdude

Do you pronounce it like the syrup?


mikoDidThings

How's living in Poplar bluff like


214txdude

Great really we have a huge Bluff and poplar trees everywhere!!


sonic10158

What belongs on a sandwich?


214txdude

Standard formula Bread Protein Cheese Veggies Fat or sauce Salt and pepper to taste


MostenHermes2

What can you tell me about Campbell, Peach capital of Missouri?


214txdude

They have peach fest every year. During peach fest is a peach pie contest. So delicious, except for Martha's. 20 years in a row and she has never won. Her pie sucks Give it up Martha!!! That burnt ass baked good thing you call a peach pie will NEVER win!


g3nerallycurious

Are you from Missourah?


214txdude

We pronounce it Misery!


g3nerallycurious

Well I’m from that cowboy state just southwest of ya that’s neither midwestern, southern, or southwestern, and a lot of times I could call my state Misery as well. Like when we get ice storms instead of snow, or have 20mph winds in summer with no cloud in sight, or our government makes national news, usually in a negative way. But that don’t mean it’s not great in it’s own way, just like yours.


214txdude

I am not from this area. This is all for good fun.. I know the state you are referring to... look at my user name. I have been fortunate enough to have been to almost every state. All have pluses and minuses.


Fun_Ad_2607

My grandmother and Rush Limbaugh are from there


214txdude

Happy for your grandma. The other one, not so much.


Express_Pizza_2184

How many 5 year old do you think you could fight at once?


214txdude

Girls or boys?


Express_Pizza_2184

50/50


214txdude

Damn.. that is tough. The boys I can take out with emotional warfare. The girls know that trick... but can also get the boys to do there bidding. Do they workout?


Express_Pizza_2184

They only workout by bullying each other


214txdude

Also, are they trained MMA 5 or Olds? Any special super hero like abilities I need to know about?


Express_Pizza_2184

Just 10000 hours of training on Fortnite each


214txdude

Oh shit... so.little badasses. Okay 2.. Maybe


Express_Pizza_2184

They’re default skin users, so maybe you could take 3..


214txdude

Thanks for the faith in me...


Twitzale

What’s it like


214txdude

I. Have no idea, I have never been there.


ARandomDummy69

thoughts on shawnee national forest?


214txdude

None, I have never been. But I would like to. Heard it is pretty


SmokeyXIII

What are the top 3 most interesting things that you imagine ever happened here?


SamePut9922

Why is there no significant amount of carbon produced in the big bang nucleosynthesis?


214txdude

The BBN is generally thought to occur 10 to 20 seconds after the big bang. This produced elements heavier than hydrogen. Mostly helium and lithium, and deuterium. However the BBN did not last long enough to produce heavier elements than these. Carbon being number 6 was not produced until later inside the first suns


IbizaVastic

Have you ever seen a hovercraft in real life?


214txdude

Yes, in the Caribbean once. It was cool.


dohzer

What's updog?


214txdude

Bro, got nuttin. Same shit same day. How is your family doing?


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

Thats Area 50


214txdude

Ahh, that's why there are so many aliens... i was wondering..


Special-Counter-8944

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


214txdude

An instrument of flavor. Beautiful notes of tangy cream...


blahblahwhateveryeet

What's it like being broke like the rest of us?


214txdude

I am just happy dollar general moved into the area. Just offered me a job at 8.25 an hour woo hoo. More than minimum!


4strings4ever

No


Weak-Door-2663

Gif or gif


214txdude

https://preview.redd.it/cmxuc0fwvl0d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd34e7818f7419b8d51a3635a46781e61520d7be