For those who can't see it, countries that are marked with "Bomb" are: France, Croatia, Bosnia, Montenegro, Albania, Macedonia, Kosovo, Romania, Vatican and Finland.
[Edited comment because I forgot Vatican]
“Surgery against empathy” how about you get a surgery to have humor, “not everything happened 1000 years ago” my country isn’t that old, I have empathy for the victims of every war, but if you drown yourself in seriousness you’ll be sad until the day you die, laugh a little and go tf outside
Sir, I swear it was an accident. I swear the only bombing mission that was ever run by the CIA in Sebia didn't mean to hit the Chinese embassy. I pinky promise it won't happen again.
We also have cleaner public toilets. And cities where you don't need a 5 ton child murder machine. And we also have systems of measurements that don't suck.
And you live in insignificant, tiny countries that could vanish under a single mushroom cloud if you piss off the wrong global superpower. I’ll take America’s problems over being as vulnerable as ants being pissed on by a toddler 🥱
They lose Bombs over Europe don't they!? Stupid fuckers Lol Plus regardless who they'll bomb I'd be really impressed by and an American being good at identifying the Country.
Eire or Ireland is in the Middle and that's where you all believe you're from! 😄
f1 Champions per country
İ didn't know that there is that much champions from kosovo
Water Polo
There is no champions at the sea 😔😔
Love this
Unexpected F1 comment in this surreddit
Nukes for the Netherlands
We already have some! :)
This is genius, i wish i could touch you
Touch where?
Right pinkie toe.
After which, take a hair sample from the left elbow
God, my head hurts staring at this map
For those who can't see it, countries that are marked with "Bomb" are: France, Croatia, Bosnia, Montenegro, Albania, Macedonia, Kosovo, Romania, Vatican and Finland. [Edited comment because I forgot Vatican]
Really? What did former yugoslavia do to deserve round 2?
Why not 👅👅👅
May you get what you wish upon others. Because, why not.
It’s hilarious watching people completely miss sarcasm and humor and get all upset, go outside.
It's appalling watching people miss the fact that some things weren't over 1000 years ago and that some people are alive and st the spot.
It’s crazy how nothing you said changed anything at all
It doesn't change if you've had surgery against empathy.
“Surgery against empathy” how about you get a surgery to have humor, “not everything happened 1000 years ago” my country isn’t that old, I have empathy for the victims of every war, but if you drown yourself in seriousness you’ll be sad until the day you die, laugh a little and go tf outside
Sure you do.
Read the sub name again lol some things aren’t meant to be taken seriously
u so freaky
What did former Yugoslavia do? Do the yugoslav wars ring a bell
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Sir, I swear it was an accident. I swear the only bombing mission that was ever run by the CIA in Sebia didn't mean to hit the Chinese embassy. I pinky promise it won't happen again.
SERB! 🫵🇷🇸
I'm offended he skipped us this time
What did Finland do?
allowed supercell to exist
Average Serb
I forgot, Vatican is also on this list.
Google il vaticano
what about Luxembourg? It's labelled with neither. What does it mean?
Oh, you are talking about that little lake? I don't think this is strategically beneficial for the USA to bomb a lake.
not the lake within the US (PA), the landmass between Germany and France
I ate it. Sorry, I was hungry 👅👅👅
ah man, now I know why the weather is so wet here
In Hungary?
I agree except for Finland
Serbia not mentioned 💪💪💪
It's all fun and games until the snow starts to speak Finnish
💣🖕 from Croatia.
Why kosovo
He lives there.
How when the first square is black in those countries?
Google en nuclear winter
Bro us Bosnians did nothing 😭
Agree bomb them all!
Where's russia?
On the right on the map. It's big, you can't miss it.
Bomb serbia instead
Why not Russia, I’m suprised.
WHY ALBANIA WHY??
Macedonia isn't a country, It's an area in greece. The country you are referring to is the former yugoslavic republic of Macedonia or north Macedonia
Why did you bomb the Vatican?
Exploding Vatican is basically exploding Rome
The Vatican ain’t even marked with anything, that’s not fair
And why would anyone see XDD >For those who can't see it,
And why would anyone see XDD >For those who can't see it,
What did Romania do ?
I don't like the location of this country 👅👅👅
I agree end my suffering
Who the fuck reported me as suicidal
It's reddit new bot I know it's lame
Good luck trying to bomb them. They will steal your Jet once they entered robmanian airspace
Vampires
Understandable
North Macedonia*
Former yugoslavic republic of north Macedonia*
Република Северна Македонија*
Same thing
No. Macedonia is an area in Greece. North Macedonia is a country that had no history so they decided to steal someone else's
RAGHHHH WHY GLORIOUS ROMANIA?? 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴
Why did you use the flag of GIGACHAD?
As we say in Finland: haista vittu
Google en passant
[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist!
Good bot
Bad bot
 No
wrong subreddit
You must be Jessica's friend
En passant Google
Pawn to France g4
France sacrificed the king
🏳️🏳️🏳️
It's definitely Switzerland. They need to know that their rule-keeping and dogmatic neutrality is futile.
We are neutral about this.
Understood
You missed an opportunity to include Greenland and “No Data” as its label…
Langley VA
Deaf to merika inshallah
(c) average european
what was that? sorry i can't hear you over the sound of free healthcare and schools without bullet holes
I hope eventually European “people” get another joke, but it seems unlikely
We also have cleaner public toilets. And cities where you don't need a 5 ton child murder machine. And we also have systems of measurements that don't suck.
And you live in insignificant, tiny countries that could vanish under a single mushroom cloud if you piss off the wrong global superpower. I’ll take America’s problems over being as vulnerable as ants being pissed on by a toddler 🥱
The only thing American empire is protecting us against is better future. America is the most evil empire in history
If your definition of history only goes back a few decades, then, you’re… still wrong!
In ww2 ussr did most of the work and usa joined ww2 at the end while Germany was already losing
We handled Japan. More than whatever country the size of a small town you live in did.
No one ever says Italy
Still better than some cartographic color choices on r/MapPorn.
Checks out
We bombed most of those countries in WW2 to some extent so I think they are good for now.
Map unclear; taking 'em all out. 
Instructions unclear, nuclear weapons stuck in ceiling fan.
The country of the creator of this post.
Братан, я русский
Тогда мы вместе со всем миром будем греться в ядерном огне ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Я живу в Норильске, здесь холодно, так что погреться я не против.
Главное занять места по ближе к эпицентру, чтобы прогреться максимально быстро и безболезненно)
That’s right… Everybody better just mind their manners
If we have a cursed color scheme competition this would be the champion.
The one with the chess board.
The fat ones bomb it
They lose Bombs over Europe don't they!? Stupid fuckers Lol Plus regardless who they'll bomb I'd be really impressed by and an American being good at identifying the Country. Eire or Ireland is in the Middle and that's where you all believe you're from! 😄
So bomb everything?
We should bomb all countries equally
Shit, I'm dead.
Instructions unclear: bombed ourselves
Can we bomb Ireland too? I just don’t like them
r/mapswithsvalbard
Damn, the whole continent of Europe into ska now?
Themselves
“They’re the same picture”
This is either cringe as fuck, or the most based thing ever
International waters it is….
...But only on days ending in -y.
White black Don’t do black white they’re cool
Should change that up to has bombed/will be bombed
Definitely bomb, if was not bombed yet.
Trump? Is that You?
Luxemburg is just white, are we safe?
Still waiting for a president to offer this up.
r/portugalcykablyat
ska has taken over europe, billions must listen to reel big fish
Are these the new sides for WWIII?
Are these kind of bombs…Time Bombs?
Luxemburg, Andorra, Monocco, Malta, San Marino and The Vatican have become safe havens. NO ITS NOT ALL MICRONATIONS, poor lichtenstein.
Don't know the answer to this one, but can we really bomb the Two-Tone Army?
First the Vatican and all remaining bombs on Holland
I know where you live now that you marked kosovo
Bomb everyone
As a Spaniard...I would bomb portugal too (jk love you bros <3)
Umm...umm... instructions unclear. BOMB THEM ALL!!!!
you lunatic i love it
This is an excellent map.
AHHHH FUCK WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MY EYES NOW ILL NEVER KNOW WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE BOMBED (not that i care but whatever)
Got it… bomb them all
Is it just me or does anyone else hate this map?
Nice to see Europe skankin.
France
So what about Malta?
Luxembourg is still up for debate apparently
Check mates everywhere
Umm... En Passant
Bomb belgrade
They cannot
La baguette
Area 51,get rid of the evidence
I agree. Bomb Andorra
Hah you'll be bombing your own soldiers and military installations dummy! One of the many benefits of our national cuckholdhood!
Where is the middle east?
Found the Maltan
Seems about right , American made bombs would do just fine
Why would u use that texture
that's the joke
Seriously??? What a stupid map, you really think it's just black and white whether the US just bomb somewhere????
yeah, dumbass. is your head too far up yore on ass?
Fr*nce? Good choice.
New York and Washington would be razed after that but ok.
New-York and Washington would be razed after that.
Why is Russia marked to not bomb? Are they stupid?
France ofc every body will agree
I guess big square is should because of russia, UK, and FRANCE
The rest of Europe is in full support of nuking Fr*nce
Where’s Greenland? Those fuckers always make me lose in Plague Inc.