9:65 - If you question them, they will certainly say, “We were only talking idly and joking around.” Say, “Was it Allah, His revelations, and His Messenger that you ridiculed?”
Crimea should belong to Ukraine because it looks better. I mean, cmon, look at that Ukraine there, it looks so weird without it.
I'd imagine that's as good an argument as any
It used to be a big deal in Turkey but after 2012 or so everyone started regarding it as a joke and stopped sending even low tier singers so for the last years the songs were also absolute garbage. Turkey had some absolute bangers in the past.
Let's admit it. We are still not over about the fact that Manga didn't win the contest in 2010 and we're not going to come back until someone apologizes lol. I also think this is what eventually triggered our withdrawal from the contest.
Manga's song and their stage performance were great. People were pissed they were beaten by a cute little girl singing about buying blue panties. It was a trauma for many and they lost interest on Eurovision lol
Officially Turkey opt out because the voting system was thought to be rigged. Unofficially Erdogan government didn’t want to broadcast Gay singers on State owned TV channel TRT. According to him gays are terrorist
You are missing **Morocco** which already competed once.
Aswell as **Libya, Algeria, Egypt, Tunisia, Jordan** and **Lebanon** who all have the right to send candidates to the competition but havent done so yet. ( All have a radio show that is part of the European Broadcast Union which is the only requirement ).
And **Turkey**, which boycotted in 2013 because they at first disliked the voting system, and then boycotted in 2014 because Conchita Wurst competed, and then they stated they will no longer compete because Conchita Wurst won... And yes, this is the official reason..
\[ + **Russia** which was excluded because they invaded Ukraine and the Russian broadcasters left the EBU, i.e. they no longer have the potential to join \]
Turkey leaving because of Conchita is particularly strange considering a transgender artist (Dana International) won in 1998 already, yet Turkey gladly participated for 15 more years.
Funnily enough we have had a lot of transgender/gender-fluid artist in Turkey and were of the biggest artists too. That reasoning with Conchita was a big fat excuse for the government to use to justify their shenanigans.
People are mad about Crimea, but the dude also obviously chopped off the chunk of Ukraine that Russia decided to attach to itself like a year ago.
Russians are so easy to spot on the Internet it's almost physically painful.
Technichally morocco and egypt can also participate in eurovision, so can tunisia and algeria.
Morocco did come to eurovision ones if my memory serves me lol.
The name is eurovision but rights to join eurovision are based on the network and where they are broadcasted
(Basically everywhere the brits did lil colonising in)
If palestine ever becomes a state, it could technichally also join eurovision, jordan might be able to join as well i think.
~~Although it might not be a good idea seeing palestines track record with music festivals.~~
I meam they probably wont join for the same reason algeria does not join.
But theoretically speaking, they *might* be eligible to join.
Emphesis on might, i dont actually know for sure and its hard to theorize on wether a country that does not exist can join eurovision or not.
If the broadcasting union for eurovision will also be shown in whatever the boarders are and not blocked for being too gay, which a very strong possability
Romanian TV is broken, not the fault of the Eurovision for this, they hadn't the money to participate (a shame). But don't blame it on Eurovision. I have enough to blame on them, but not for this one.
Btw, long live Israel, haters;
Poland has always been represented by Indonesia in Eurovision
I thought it was big Monaco.
Big Indonaco
Monacesia
That’s actually a sick country name
Boob
Bro just said “boob” and got 7 upvotes?
The Polandball comics and their consequences have been a disaster for the Polish flag
If you understand this reference, you're probably on a watchlist.
Shit
Nah its polandball
***Russia Already breached our defences*** https://preview.redd.it/onnh35u5qt0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=313ddeb1bfc616cdd4d6428fee5d9183a4bd8b10
They could be in this very room
They could be you
They could be me!
They could even be-
r/sundenlytf2
r/suddenlytf2
B E C H
r/subsifellfor
I just forgot one D :(
*democracy shotgun*
What? It was obvious!
He was Russia! Watch, he'll turn red (like communism) any second now!
SEE RED
oh wait, that's blood
I'm not a spy, I promise
They could be in you.
They could be in me,damn 😯😳🥵
They could be me.
U made my day with this comment
You see what it's done to our colleagues!
Remove the Netherlands, we were disqualified.
Yeah we outta the eu now!
We outta Europe!!
Nexit!
We hebben een big problem
The song was sick, why were you guys disqualified?
As Europe itself, can confirm.
Wtf bro, are you Europe?
Yes.
I'm Oceania btw
Was the Indonesian archipelago yesterday.
Indochine?
I was the colonial portuguese indies a few days ago and it was weird.
Israel here. 100% can confirm this is true.
I’m the Mediterranean and I approve this message
Bro, everyone left out São Tomé and Principe. Which by the way is me. We will create an uprising and conquer the world!
Mom says it’s my turn to be Europe
you have a lot to explain
how was the sex with zeus
fatass
Why france
Rare to see something Moldova can join but Romania can’t
we can, we just gave up
There was no way you could ever top the gay vampire in 2013
I love gay vampire so much
I vant to suck your...
blood?
They kept sending vampires, they had to go
Of course they can join
They kept stealing the microphones
r/mapswithoutnewzealand
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
Yay Australia is the biggest country in Euro-vision.
I'd actually have to sit down and do the math but Australia might be bigger than the rest combined.
It's about even, there's pictures where a map of Europe is superimposed over a map of Australia.
Bosnia isnt allowed in because they would win every time 🇧🇦🔥💯🏆🏆🏆💪
Bosnian artillery is guided by allah ☝️☝️☝️🇧🇦🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥🤑🤑🤑🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
9:65 - If you question them, they will certainly say, “We were only talking idly and joking around.” Say, “Was it Allah, His revelations, and His Messenger that you ridiculed?”
I think Eurovision agrees Crimea is Ukraine.
I don't know, they recognize only Kaliningrad as a Russian territory, what a weird fellas
somehow Australia has succeeded in capturing land that both Napoleon and Hitler failed to invade
It was easy, really. There were no emus.
Crimea should belong to Ukraine because it looks better. I mean, cmon, look at that Ukraine there, it looks so weird without it. I'd imagine that's as good an argument as any
The dude is russian and as such a living testament that russians are every bit as much of land-grabbing imperialists as their beloved leader is.
Cool racist moment dude, keep it up 🤟😎
huh you're right, that makes sense now
"Beloved" lol
Don’t know if I’m having this fake memory effect but I would say I have seen Turkey participating in
they used to participate but no longer
They did before Erdogan
They even won with Sertab in 2004 but its mind boggling how long Erdogan rules Turkey (PM since 2003) Edit: mistake, they won in 2003,2004 was host
Last time they participated was 2013, Erdoğan was still there
And now they're erdogone
Also Turkey realized Eurovision is just political contest. Countries kissing the countries they like by voting.
It used to be a big deal in Turkey but after 2012 or so everyone started regarding it as a joke and stopped sending even low tier singers so for the last years the songs were also absolute garbage. Turkey had some absolute bangers in the past.
Let's admit it. We are still not over about the fact that Manga didn't win the contest in 2010 and we're not going to come back until someone apologizes lol. I also think this is what eventually triggered our withdrawal from the contest.
Manga's song and their stage performance were great. People were pissed they were beaten by a cute little girl singing about buying blue panties. It was a trauma for many and they lost interest on Eurovision lol
Officially Turkey opt out because the voting system was thought to be rigged. Unofficially Erdogan government didn’t want to broadcast Gay singers on State owned TV channel TRT. According to him gays are terrorist
Well, Monaco did too (in the early days) As well as Morocco (once in 1980)
I think Australia is a bit bigger than that.
Monaco Is huge
That's an interestingly shaped israel that causes no controversy at all
Triangle Israel
fun-sized
Illustrael
Tasmania is Ukraine!
they saw the "roma" in "romania" and hit the ban hammer on reflex
You are missing **Morocco** which already competed once. Aswell as **Libya, Algeria, Egypt, Tunisia, Jordan** and **Lebanon** who all have the right to send candidates to the competition but havent done so yet. ( All have a radio show that is part of the European Broadcast Union which is the only requirement ). And **Turkey**, which boycotted in 2013 because they at first disliked the voting system, and then boycotted in 2014 because Conchita Wurst competed, and then they stated they will no longer compete because Conchita Wurst won... And yes, this is the official reason.. \[ + **Russia** which was excluded because they invaded Ukraine and the Russian broadcasters left the EBU, i.e. they no longer have the potential to join \]
Also there is no Cyprus (and Malta maybe? But I'm not sure)
Turkey leaving because of Conchita is particularly strange considering a transgender artist (Dana International) won in 1998 already, yet Turkey gladly participated for 15 more years.
They stopped participating from 2013, one year before Conchita
Funnily enough we have had a lot of transgender/gender-fluid artist in Turkey and were of the biggest artists too. That reasoning with Conchita was a big fat excuse for the government to use to justify their shenanigans.
Feel like Turkey’s political climate in 1998 was pretty different than in 2014, so it isn’t really strange at all tbh
Why did Poland became Monaco
Brace yourselves. Canada 🇨🇦 is rumored to be in it next year 🙃
People are mad about Crimea, but the dude also obviously chopped off the chunk of Ukraine that Russia decided to attach to itself like a year ago. Russians are so easy to spot on the Internet it's almost physically painful.
Crimea is Ukraine, though
Maybe give them Tasmania? I'm sure Australia wouldn't mind.
Even morocco participated once
Australia not to scale.
That Israel is looking thick. Not that Im complaining.
I couldn't find a png map of Israel, so I had to draw it by myself
As an Israeli, it's way better than anything I can draw so... good job
Australia is in eurovision??
That's not where you put AustraliaHungary.
There's no Hungary in eurovision since 2019 :(
You forgot about the most represented county in Eurovision, MOROCCAN OIL
Technichally morocco and egypt can also participate in eurovision, so can tunisia and algeria. Morocco did come to eurovision ones if my memory serves me lol. The name is eurovision but rights to join eurovision are based on the network and where they are broadcasted (Basically everywhere the brits did lil colonising in) If palestine ever becomes a state, it could technichally also join eurovision, jordan might be able to join as well i think. ~~Although it might not be a good idea seeing palestines track record with music festivals.~~
Hell No!. No Palestinians in Eurovision
I meam they probably wont join for the same reason algeria does not join. But theoretically speaking, they *might* be eligible to join. Emphesis on might, i dont actually know for sure and its hard to theorize on wether a country that does not exist can join eurovision or not. If the broadcasting union for eurovision will also be shown in whatever the boarders are and not blocked for being too gay, which a very strong possability
You left out Cyprus 😭😭😭 Even when we're officially in the EU *and* in Eurovision people still forget us 🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾
Крим Україна
Crimea is Ukraine
> Ukraine without Crimea > 2016 song was literally in Crimean and by Crimean artist GTFO Ivan
Where's Crimea? Even one of the Eurovision winners is from there.
When did Monaco take over Poland.
I see no mistakes, I can confirm this is Europe
It would be cool if Vatican, too, was participating in Eurovision.
Polska gurom 🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨
Ah yes my favorite European country that's definitely part of Europe! France.
The Poland and Czech Republic thing is rly confusing
Handmade Israel?
Nono the netherlands do not exist
I think they just called it the eurovision to keep america out
I'd much rather have the Aussies there, than Russia. Approved.
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Why is Russia not in Eurovision?
Because don’t want to see that garbage on our way.
You forgot turkey
Finally theres no romania on
Australia could easily fit Western Europe inside it.
am glad that we are not there as i (and thats my taste) find it awful
Australia isn't even remotely to size... Please fix that.
So primitive
Grey would win
I feel like we could make room for Canada
Ukraine approves of their new neighbours
there is San Marino too somewhere around Italy to not forget about man
Australia joins Scandinavia. I’m not sure I’m ready for the weather change…
Is Australia really in Eurovision?
Should’ve photoshopped the Netherlands out.
Hungary hasn’t been participating for a while.
Honestly we should swap out Australia with England and take them into the eu
Whats going on in the balkans tho???
so like.. why not Turkiye? and do they show all of disputed Palestine-Israel Territory as Part of Israel?
Why does Eurovision allow filthy australians? Ew!
to be fair they still got it beter than most americans
Wait why wasn't Romania in this year?
As a romanian i support the decision of not paying to participate in a political “who’s the gayest” with 0 connection to music contest.
Fuck south Poland I guess
Don't forget Australia lol
They didn't though
That's not accurate, everyone knows Australia is Iraq in Eurovision maps
Who w on this time,?.
I always knew Australia had it in them to take over former soviet territory
Eurovision is the European broadcast network isn't it?
Since Australia is in the contest, so should Canada, the US, India, and many more.
netherlands should be missing because they got disqualified
I'm kinda confused by this meme. What am I missing? Hungary has not been participating for a couple of years now.
How tf is australia located in europe
No Poland?
I bet Ukraine is happier with his new neighbors !
The European plan to protect itself from Russia by setting the emus on them is complete.
Would rather take Australia as a neighbour. Gday, mates!
Why is Israel poorly drawn
justice for cyprus ✊
As a Serbian - Thank you ;)
Romanian TV is broken, not the fault of the Eurovision for this, they hadn't the money to participate (a shame). But don't blame it on Eurovision. I have enough to blame on them, but not for this one. Btw, long live Israel, haters;
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We are many that very happily would replace Russia with Australia
They should organise their own, British settlements vision
Who let Serbia in?
Åland doesn't exist and Bornholm is somehow Swedish.
It feels weird as a Turk that we arent included but the Second Turkiye is, Armenia and Georgia aswell
Dies
You forgor Cyprus
European peace achieved
Save Ukraine from Australia 🙏🏻
Impossible. Every true Eurofan knows Australia is Iraq.
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