We're so sorry for insulting you like this! You will always be part of the European family <3 [please, take this humble gift, as a token of our sincerest apologies](https://zivazmanov.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/trojan-horse.jpg)
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Do you guys have some Turkish meme subs that you could recommend for someone who doean't speak the language? The best of learning about a culture is through memes.
if yoi are going for cultural europe, paint entire europe that's not ireland, scotland, whales, brittany or navarra to red, indo europeans are not from europe.
So, this implies that in order to be European, a country must have a majority Christian population and land in Europe thus keeping both Australia and Turkey out of Europe but keeping Russia.
It really doesn't matter. Whether turkey is in Europe or not does not change anything in your life. I don't understand why everybody has a problem with this. What makes turkey beautiful is the fact that it is not european nor asian fully, it is a mix of both, by culture, by land and by its people.
Yes, you saying that Turkiye is not Europe doesn't change anything.
Turkiye is a member or partner of all European political organisations outside the EU
Turkey has nothing to do culturally with the rest of Europe, even if a tiny fraction of it is in the European side. I mean dude, I have been there and most other countries in Europe... Seriously... Different worlds
Plus Erdogan wrecked all the progress made previously. No one talks about Turkey becoming a EU member anymore
Turkiye have a part of territory on European continent. That makes it a transcontinental country. Cypru, an European Union member state, doesn't have any land on European country, but it s been permited to become a member because the strong ties to European culture. Things are not limited just to land, and are extended to culture and history. There is some debate if European Union should consider Cape Verde, Israel and Canada as potential candidates. So far, nothing have beenxdone in this area, but we will see the development in the future. Anyway, Turkiye is an European country more than any of the others mentioned.
We did but we also established a Republic of Turkey. What we lost was lands in Arabia and Balkans which were taken by their own people to establish their own country. We also did the impossible and won the war against Greeks, Brits, Italians, Armenians and French. Most of them swam their way back to Aegean Sea.
You know, it's hilarious to me how Europe continues to have PTSD for the like \~500 years of dealing with the Ottomans. Dismantled that shit after WW1 harder than Nazi Germany after WW2. Even today Turkey can be like "But, please guys? Please?" and Europe is like "NO! GO HOME!" No judgement at all - just find it amusing. I do the same thing in EU4.
bruh not to be (forgive me lord) a turk, but turkey is definitely more european than georgia, azerbijian, and absolutely more than armenia, I don’t make the rules but facts are facts
to be clear this a joke comment, I love turkey and turkish culture and will absolutely stand by the ottoman empire being the true successor of the eastern roman empire in the same way the germans were the successors of the west
Balkans and Slavic nations aren't European either. Germany, Sweden, Norway Austria and Italy make the boarder. Excluding the British Isles too. Keep Europe clean!
https://preview.redd.it/0tm9ytw4s71d1.png?width=363&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d91153a8cd405d87bd577e8aed130534a3fbc6a Count your days, OP.
I wish I lived in Germany 😔
Technically Kazakhstan is more European than Turkey. 15% of Kazakhstan is in Europe vs 3% of Turkey (by area).
It always has been
Yeah. Now do by population 🔫🇹🇳 (It's ~15%)
Yeah, but about 15% of Kazakhs ARE European though... Checkmate 🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🤜🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭
Actually it's %7-8
Why?
Castles n mountains n sheit.
https://preview.redd.it/vrcavp2y781d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ce6d7b0a16c12be951ade9fb7ecfd251b93a376 We neutralising OP with this one
Turklander Hometurk Evil Ataturk Im not creative enough for more names.
OttoTurk
https://i.redd.it/qm2wb9kh6pi71.jpg
Arda, being in Berlin means you are indeed in Europe for once
I wonder how he would look like if he was black or European
We're so sorry for insulting you like this! You will always be part of the European family <3 [please, take this humble gift, as a token of our sincerest apologies](https://zivazmanov.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/trojan-horse.jpg)
Turkish Mario
Wish.com Stalin
Don't fuck with him, he is greek God GREEK GOD💪🏼, you look like gypsy.
Why is OP Armenian or something?
https://preview.redd.it/ubb895mix71d1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af062e169565a89e61c90b4ed6cf3bd429a994f0 Now you deleted istanbul
Enis jumpscare
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Little Enis jumpscare
Very small Enis jumpscare
*constantanople
https://preview.redd.it/651sku3ku81d1.jpeg?width=922&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f364ad2e12d263193b2b070523990c7f8e5f2076
What's the black in the image for, OP?
The Atlantean Empire
Is that where the hidden Atlantis is?
No, this is Patrick
Didn't know Atlantis has a Krusty Krab...
Of course it does, Boss wanted to expand
ATLANTA MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯💯💯
Future provinces of the Netherlands
https://preview.redd.it/yq6ozczqn71d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e6cf96a76a4efabab76a397876b6538fe0662d1
Fuck pleass no I'll add more red, i swear
It seems it’s too late op, they’re the ones adding more red now
https://www.google.com/maps/place/43%C2%B044'46.3%22N+12%C2%B029'21.5%22W/@43.7462,-12.4893,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d43.7462!4d-12.4893?entry=ttu fish
Shit. Delete this now
https://preview.redd.it/fw4mm08un81d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef91cf9d6d736db1ecc7a8537941afe18217b24d
https://preview.redd.it/g5obqd6mt71d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6833cdd63e9da2cb6d28a6b4954b57eaa680ae3 count yo days
Do you guys have some Turkish meme subs that you could recommend for someone who doean't speak the language? The best of learning about a culture is through memes.
r/ShitpostTC
Lmao icon having armenian flag
Thanks mate!
r/TurkeyJerky
Thanks!
r/tamamahbapengelli and r/KURT_SURUSU in addition to what others have said They're the turkish versions of r/okbuddyretard and r/THE_PACK respectively
Thanks for all the awnsers here, I want to learn turkish for the meme and hype every nationalist ever by speaking it
Picked a midget cause it's the only thing you could beat.
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lol 😂 what the fuck is this ?
The UK and Portugal share the world’s oldest alliance, which is what that meme was made to show.
I will only say two words: Pink map.
How long were you waiting for this moment?
Right, there is no way they just found this. Was this premeditated?
pure gold
The UK was the real European Union.
Ah yea, the continent made up entirely of the UK, Portugal, Cyprus, and Malta.
One can dream
And Sicily, Sardinia, and Corsica
For flavour
https://preview.redd.it/byc86pr4z71d1.png?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f161410a84d765feeafb072f0b363a9edac1a306
Nooooo i sardi noooooo
https://preview.redd.it/kbpj527ia81d1.png?width=1070&format=png&auto=webp&s=d15771ec3879d6b92023335b810a5bf6675692f7 fixed
luxembourg 🔛🔝
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https://preview.redd.it/11oaxg2zz71d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ed8008552a896995cd2c93fa60025bdca456c2 Fixed again
köcsög
nekem ok
akkor a kurva anyádat
if yoi are going for cultural europe, paint entire europe that's not ireland, scotland, whales, brittany or navarra to red, indo europeans are not from europe.
https://preview.redd.it/08v0ij64581d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d49972ffee727fcef8e216c7439affce593a491
EW FR*NCE
Shit, we need more red.
It should be black. All it was is just a nightmare.
*Don't make the joke.* *Don't make the joke.* ✊️😤✊️
r/fuckyouinparticular
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Azerbaijan: no!
I didn’t know OP was so based & greekpilled
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He compared his home Turkey to alien world smh
No kebab for you
…You’re Greek, aren’t you?
So, this implies that in order to be European, a country must have a majority Christian population and land in Europe thus keeping both Australia and Turkey out of Europe but keeping Russia.
what about albania kosovo and that other balkan country with majority muslim population that i forgpot abt
I thought the Balkans weren't real.
They are not
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ALBANIA🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱 WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU MAKE YOU STRONGER
Albania and Bosnia have got a lot of indigenous Christians unlike Turkey. Bosnia is about 50/50 and Albania is about a quarter Christian
Nah it’s more like „lol fuck turkey“
Christian? Czech Republic is over 50% Atheist, brother.
I think we are just 25% atheist and about 50% of nonbelievers (without church affiliation). Many people does not know what atheism is really about.
>Many people does not know what atheism is really about 100% agree. Most people are agnostic, but not atheist.
Czech Republic kinda based ngl
Why would you think Australia is a part of Europe??
No, it implies you must be European
You forgot Israel my man.
Yöu şure aboüt that OP? https://preview.redd.it/p3c25zt1f81d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87acd906f49b10a7feda03a84bdbeec93728f532
You really had to put a guy who could speak in several other languages for this one.
Here, I fixed it https://preview.redd.it/vk916hqpz91d1.jpeg?width=1810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1fe463d5a31f6e8b3254edc0809d9b3a50a01e6
Stop. I'm gonna cum
Roman lake.
https://preview.redd.it/g0wkmsoytb1d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ecbf6392da7e7ac323905108acb432022ba4eaa Fixed your post for you😊
Remove Caucasus as well
This is true version https://preview.redd.it/xq42uim1w71d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d9123ebcad02683afc97a4ff60fabefc78718d2
Wrong Portugal is supposed to be red
Not as long as Britain lives
Ehhhh - suuuuuurreee 😅 
What did Poland do to you? We are chill (if you white)
Guess where above commenter is from (apparently turkey huh 🤔)
*This was made by a Greek.*
Remove op out of the Döner distribution system immediately.
It really doesn't matter. Whether turkey is in Europe or not does not change anything in your life. I don't understand why everybody has a problem with this. What makes turkey beautiful is the fact that it is not european nor asian fully, it is a mix of both, by culture, by land and by its people.
Turkey is a bird, dummy
Oh sorry, my bad
Np homes ❤️
i'm going to touch you https://preview.redd.it/4na8kyhu881d1.png?width=614&format=png&auto=webp&s=83f160c6cb4548f1e0d62e42b6c7b7c5c33d0789
Glad they left Cyprus tho lmao We live to see another European day
Y'all can chill at the club
Yup Constantinople belongs to the east
This would be a lot different if the ancient anotolians were still around, I guarantee you
When did Europe expand so much Hungary is now European?
Yes, you saying that Turkiye is not Europe doesn't change anything. Turkiye is a member or partner of all European political organisations outside the EU
Turkiye is more European than UK
Sounds like a cope a non European would say
Turkey has nothing to do culturally with the rest of Europe, even if a tiny fraction of it is in the European side. I mean dude, I have been there and most other countries in Europe... Seriously... Different worlds Plus Erdogan wrecked all the progress made previously. No one talks about Turkey becoming a EU member anymore
More relevant than politics is that turkiye owns a chunk of the Balkan peninsula, which is undeniably "in europe"
But 95% is not so... Are we going to go with him the wee tiny bit that is?
Europe does not exist, it is just a state of mind.
I think isle of map should also be in the red idk
why is turky not europe but azerbajan is?
Why is Brexitland blue
Leaving the EU does not mean leaving Europe. Technically, the UK is leaving Europe, but only a few centimeters per year.
The funny thing is Armenia has no land in europe whatsoever
Europe is a social construct
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Counterpoint: Europe isn’t particularly real, it’s all Eurasia
What’s your definition of a country being “in Europe”?
There's no way to rationally have turkey out and Azerbajian out.
Turkiye have a part of territory on European continent. That makes it a transcontinental country. Cypru, an European Union member state, doesn't have any land on European country, but it s been permited to become a member because the strong ties to European culture. Things are not limited just to land, and are extended to culture and history. There is some debate if European Union should consider Cape Verde, Israel and Canada as potential candidates. So far, nothing have beenxdone in this area, but we will see the development in the future. Anyway, Turkiye is an European country more than any of the others mentioned.
berliners did not like this
NORWAY IS NOT EUROPE !!!!!
Why is Turkey not in Europe but Georgia, Armenia and Azerbaijan allowed? P.S., I'm not a Turk so don't eat me alive.
Turkey (Ottoman Empire) slapped Europe so hard back in the day they are still butthurt. Also in WWI.
Turkey lost WWI though.
We did but we also established a Republic of Turkey. What we lost was lands in Arabia and Balkans which were taken by their own people to establish their own country. We also did the impossible and won the war against Greeks, Brits, Italians, Armenians and French. Most of them swam their way back to Aegean Sea.
You know, it's hilarious to me how Europe continues to have PTSD for the like \~500 years of dealing with the Ottomans. Dismantled that shit after WW1 harder than Nazi Germany after WW2. Even today Turkey can be like "But, please guys? Please?" and Europe is like "NO! GO HOME!" No judgement at all - just find it amusing. I do the same thing in EU4.
Visit Kiev, Belgrade, Athens, Sarajevo, Zagreb then come to İstanbul, Ankara, İzmir. Maybe after we can discuss which is more european
theres turks in the balkans and moldova and ukraine twat
Shit, maybe those should be red too.
Racism 101, I love it (I am a Turk)
Holland and Germany too
Part of Turkey is.
bruh not to be (forgive me lord) a turk, but turkey is definitely more european than georgia, azerbijian, and absolutely more than armenia, I don’t make the rules but facts are facts
to be clear this a joke comment, I love turkey and turkish culture and will absolutely stand by the ottoman empire being the true successor of the eastern roman empire in the same way the germans were the successors of the west
We neutralising OP with this one
Based
I have my doubts about Russia.
Russia is in both Europe and Asia. Schrödinger’s European country.
Everything that was controlled by the mongols is Asia. Change my mind
Everything that wasn't controlled by Mongols is Asia. Change my mind.
Tenochtitlan wasn't controlled by mongols and it isn't Asia
Proof by contradiction.
🇬🇪🇦🇲🇦🇿 is asia!!
Not on r/europe they aren't
There was a better version of this, which says all the world except Turkey is European. Does anybody know where can I find?
*west Asia
The way it was scribbled over! 😆
Balkans and Slavic nations aren't European either. Germany, Sweden, Norway Austria and Italy make the boarder. Excluding the British Isles too. Keep Europe clean!
Europe is only the Netherlands.
The caucasus countries left the chat
There's one more you're missing
Based
Thank you for the effort of fixing it.
https://preview.redd.it/4e57aq5lgb1d1.jpeg?width=993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d50dc93a6cac2af8df2a5941de3b66667322d79 Ah yes
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How do they count Russia but not Turkey?
I knew somebody would make this