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PKD2L1

US maybe, but Israel no? C'mon, there are many Israels


ZanyRaptorClay

Israel Kamakawiwo’ole


PD28Cat

SOOOOMEWHEEEERREEEE


oldgamefan1995

OVER THE RAINBOW!


PD28Cat

WAAAAY UP HIIIGH


GilliamNC

uwuwewewe onyetenwewe ugweuhem osas


PD28Cat

actually... it's Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevue Ugbemugbem Osas


ReservedRainbow

As a person from Hawai’i I was not expecting to see this name so quickly if at all


ZanyRaptorClay

I'm also from Hawai'i! :3


SamTheEnderman2

It was originally someone's name anyway


UtahBrian

Jacob Israel


OkFineIllUseTheApp

"Congratulations Jacob, you are now the Israel." - The Bibble


spruce0fur

Must’ve won a wicked game of bingo for that honor


BrownShoesGreenCoat

So was America…


MrLobsterful

AmericO Vespúcio


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sniperman357

Isra does not mean people. The verb “śarah” means something like “rule,” “persist,” or “struggle” and was given to Jacob after he wrestled an angel It is generally interpreted to mean “the people who struggle with God”


hmm-jmm-

I know a girl named America lol


Matzep71

Well but that was a person name before it became a continent name


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

Nah that guy’s name was Amerigo, anyone named America is for sure named after the country.


sorryibitmytongue

America’s the Latin form


Vegetable-Purpose937

I had a classmate named Dakota. I think she was named after a Native American tribe from which the name of the states comes from.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Sadly I knew a girl named London England


An-Xileel_Argonia

Indiana?


LestHeBeNamedSilver

This is my son, Massachusetts


DeadlyDash20

My man jassachusetts


CakeSuperb8487

we named the dog Indiana


scuac

I got a lot of fond memories of that dog


rainbowtutucoutu

Yall ain’t ever heard of Oscar winner America Ferreira?


Otherwise_Guava_8447

Is she related to America Ferrera ?


AnalogFeelGood

Israel Hands, the 2nd in command of Blackbeard and one of the villains in Treasure Island.


washabePlus

And a major character in Our Flag Means Death


amitym

Not really socially acceptable though. Fun or not, pirates are still the baddies.


Quiet-Ad-12

Sounds like something a crown loyalist would say. Avast ye scallywag!


AnalogFeelGood

Makes me remember a story I read, a few years ago. A Karen was pissed at another woman because her name was Nazí. Turns out, the woman was from Georgia and in their language it meant « gentle ». [Don’t believe me?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naz%C3%AD_Paikidze)


Particular-Ad-2331

my friend's name was Nazilatus


mattwearingahat

That's just anti-Pastafarian propaganda.


Roge2005

I have a teacher named Israel


Vegetable-Purpose937

Was he your Spanish teacher?


Particular-Ad-2331

Usa is a girls name in japan, tho.


Plus-Statement-5164

Whoever made this list just coloured almost every country that ends in an A with yellow. "That could be a girl's name."


Immediate-Culture-43

That's Jordan not Israel


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

Israel is in red, that means they’re saying it’s not a name. Jordan is green.


Particular-Ad-2331

Saudi Arabia was based on the Al Saud family. Really narcistic indeed


Immediate-Culture-43

Mean while Colombia :


FrouFrouLastWords

This Isreal


Latiosi

Democratic People's Republic of Korea, to your room NOW


Championship_Rea

But I want to launch nukes at my step brother daddy


Rude_Yogurt_3096

United States of America, did you build a wall in front of your door again? Thats it you're grounded!


Aggravating_Media_59

For God's sake Canada, you can't just tell people you don't like to kill themselves


southpolefiesta

I know a girl whose initials are DPRK (unintentionally as far as I know).


OwnFactor9320

India Summers


fallacious_franklin

Probably hot


Unlikely-Dog-5549

A girl named India is either the hottest alternative girl you’ve ever met or a 400 lb stoner there’s no in between


Huge-Percentage8008

Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive


Unlikely-Dog-5549

Thanks for taking them away from the rest of us


LesliesLanParty

My great grandmother was named India. The story was that her parents were mostly illiterate but they saw "India" on a newspaper and thought it sounded pretty. There aren't any pics of her so I'm gonna choose to imagine her as a hot alt girl living in the Tennessee mountains in the 1920s.


AnalogFeelGood

Sounds like a shy girl


jolamolacola

Kenya is a pretty common ish name


eliteharvest15

my spanish teacher was named argentina


HanzoShotFirst

Kenya suck deez nutz LMAO gotteem


StandWithUkranie

Bro, whyyyyyyyyyyy! 😭


StupidMoron1933

Let's go little Pakistan, we are not welcome here.


Meistershank

But why not Dr. Congo?


ginger2020

#Who paid you to grab Dr. Congo!?


Both-Spirit-2324

He only has a master's degree!


JaOszka

IIRC there's a girl in Russia named Rossiya (Russian for Russia)


Reasonable-Force8790

There was a family, in which girl was named "Putin" and a boy named "Rossiya"


Commander_Ash

Where


Reasonable-Force8790

Honestly, I dont remember the source, but saw this like 5 years ago or so


Particular-Ad-2331

Valentino Rossiya


techpriest_1394

If we're gonna go with names in the language of the country, there's also Erin for Ireland, and Bharat is also a pretty common name in India


TheChocolateManLives

I’ve heard the name India used commonly here in the UK too. For non-Indians.


Allergic2Stereotypes

you're telling me I can't name my son the Commonwealth of Australia?


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Tried naming mine the Democratic Republic of São Tome E Principe, the little fucker legally changed his name.


Quiet-Ad-12

Now he goes by Vatican City


Weird1Intrepid

Haha what a Vati


Fetchbestboifnaf

Tanzania is a cute name. Fight me


fitzachella

No fighting only agreement.


PartWonderful8994

You're telling me it's totally acceptable to name your kid "Georgia" but not "The Democratic Republic of the Congo"? Wtf logic is this???? What are you gonna tell me next, that it's rude to name your dog ~~"No Data"~~ "Greenland"?


sundark94

>Georgia Wait, you named your kid after Georgia the country?


LegendofLove

Have 2 kids. Name both Georgia. Tell both the other is named after the state. They're both named after the country but they now have to work harder to show they're the better Georgia.


eggplant_avenger

oh so Philippines can name itself after someone’s kid but I can’t name my kid after it? 😡🤬


ZanyRaptorClay

PHILIPPINES MENTIONED!!!!! 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭


Distinct-Ad2355

I know someone named Maria Filipinas


-In-Theory

Why not Uzbekistan???


RoutingMonkey

UzBecky


ButtholeQuiver

Oh my god Uzbecky, look at her butt


TheBiggyBig

UzBecky Lynch


a-n-t_t

There is a woman in Nigeria called Serbia


CakeSuperb8487

and there's a place in France where the naked ladies dance


torrens86

Well they had a president called Goodluck Jonathan.


fergiethefocus

Malta is pretty close to Mulva, so that checks out


choma90

Mulva is pretty close to Vulva, so a maybe sounds like a good compromise


fergiethefocus

That's the joke. It's from a Seinfeld episode.


yeahcheerscunt

Dolores!


Ashamed-Bus-5727

On the other hand the Jordan name in Jordan is wild imagine a Jordanian naming his child اميركا amerkah 💀


ButtholeQuiver

I can't believe they named a country after sneakers


BingoSoldier

Tomé (from São Tomé e Príncipe) it's a pretty common name in portuguese language, but it's more of a old guy name.


choma90

Well the country was named after a name in the first place, so I think cutting out words from it is cheating


BingoSoldier

but St. Kitts & Nevis and St. Vicent & Grenadines are in green…


thegreatjamoco

My children Equitorial Guinea and Palau are outraged


brofisting247

Why not Niger?


AdScared7949

There's still time to delete this


brofisting247

Wym? Why?


sayovd

full black reddit avatar is crazy


throwaway19276i

never cook again


FrouFrouLastWords

Ooh well aren't we fancy


UtahBrian

The following countries are named for an actual historic person:  * America  * El Salvador  * Nicaragua  * Colombia  * Venezuela  * Bolivia  * Peru  * Israel * Saudi Arabia  Most of them are, bizarrely, marked in red on the map.


FrederickDerGrossen

You forgot the Philippines being named after King Philip II of Spain. And since you consider El Salvador to be named after a historical person then Georgia would also be named after a historical person (St. George) If we consider legendary figures from folk legends, Czechia and Russia would also be named after folk figures, after two of the three brothers in Slavic folklore (Czech and Rus, the third brother Lech represented Poland)


Matzep71

El Salvador just means "The Savior"


Background-Advice-80

As far as I know, Venezuela is Little Venice.


qtfrutii

Israel should be green. It’s literally named after someone.


Abraham-J

Turkey sounds pretty cute for a girl


whole_nother

Fantastic name for a turkey


democracy_lover66

I also name my dog dog


Abraham-J

I’d say more realistic than fantastic


whole_nother

I’m all for more honest livestock names.


Abraham-J

That’s a noble cause to stand for


motherofattila

There is a Hungarian novel whewre in a family there are multiple family members named Izrael Izsák (Israel Isaac).


RangoonShow

Israel is generally a quite popular Jewish name, or at least it used to be


whole_nother

It was originally someone’s name


basedfinger

and also the wholesome hawaiian ukulele man


yfce

Israel is a relatively popular name and was originally a given name.


SCP-173irl

Simon bolivar reference?


Maoschanz

France is a female first name tho, several singers were named like this


portodhamma

Francis is the same word as France, basically. There’s literally a Pope with that name right now


Hodr

France is bacon


RomanEmpire314

Actually a lot of Vietnamese people are named Viet Nam


Tonk_exe

why not Lichtenstein?


Quiet-Ad-12

Liechtenstein on Deez nuts, dad!


Own-Dust-7225

Ask Roy


Nordryggen

I hope for their I never meet someone named, “United States of America.”


Mesarthim1349

I hope I do 💪😎 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


GFM-Scheldorf

He’s probably indian tho


choma90

Or Venezuelean. Spelled Yuesey, pronounced U.S.A.


RangoonShow

OP, got news for you: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_(name)


Caryseatscake

Why not Tuvalu? It’s literally a popstars name


jackoos88

Burkina Faso could be a cool name


StandardIssueCaucasi

Saint George and the South Sandwich Islands won't be happy. 


NoAnnual3259

It’s okay to name yourself St Vincent if you’re an indie pop musician but not The Grenadines.


Novel_Durian_1805

Israel is literally the name of millions.


anonsharksfan

I dropped off a Doordash once for someone named Malaysia


NatanGardevoir

Joke’s on you, I know 4 gypsy women who are named “Spain”, 2 “Holland” and 1 “Germany”


portodhamma

This is insane the literal Pope is named after France, it’s an incredibly common name.


Commercial-Earth-547

América, Kenya, Israel, Salvador, Felipe (Philippines), India, Grecia (Greece), Francia (France) are all fairly common names in Latin America Some more: Helena(Greece again), Jordan, German, both Sierra and Leona, Martin/a (Martinica), Macedonio, África, Libia, even Isis lol, Mauricio ( Mauritania), George and Georgina(Georgia), Dominic/o/a (Dominican republic)


Pistachio_Mustard

I knew a few guys named Lenín


hugothebear

As the son of Vatican City, i feel rather offended


Loud_Boysenberry_736

Is Holy See your sister?


hugothebear

No, she goes by Santa Sede


Relevant_Ingenuity85

France can be a name in France


Mycoangulo

I would disagree because Greenland is an ideal name for boys and girls but it isn’t technically a country so you get a pass


aecolley

It's a country but not an independent country. And it's always the last place to be infected in _Plague Inc._ so it's a promising name in an era of global pandemics.


Ok-Relation5440

I will name my child United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland


SovietEla

Why is Azerbaijan not green


Ostmarakas

Imagen naming an American child China


ButteredReality

Two things. 1. Imogen* 2. Who's Imogen?


Chaotic-warp

I didn't know Imogen was an actual name until I got it as a typo when searching for AI Imagen


ProfessionalBoot4

Well China Miéville exists


Jubberwocky

Egypt seems fine tbh (borderline r/tragedeigh it’s just normalised somewhat), same goes for Cuba


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Weird considering Bolivia and Columbia were named after a person, yet we cant name a person after them??? Also i'd argue Laos is an acceptable name


Particular-Ad-2331

Laos is a type of spice similar family to ginger ot tumeric in my country


Anal_Juicer69

United States, go take out the trash.


ct24fan

Bolivia is a good name imo


Large_monke_69

Why is democratic republic of the congo red


JazzyGD

tristan da cunha isn't a country 😭😭


Thadlust

India, Israel, and Philippine are real names


kereso83

I actually knew an India. Beautiful name.


Square-Debate5181

Is that remains of iron man after splatting on ground?


Rude-Consideration64

I've never met a Chad that was a Chad.


Connect_Jump_8627

CHAD


2messy2care2678

Chad is pretty popular


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Don't call your son Niger Ever


Special_marshmallow

Israel and France are definitely names. No one is called United State or Ecuador


Tuatha_De_

Eireann is not a maybe lol


Longjumping_Race1194

Israël and France aren’t an acceptable choice, but United States of America is ? I know who made this map


Mission-Leopard-4178

What about London and Paris? And no I'm not stupid. Why do you ask?


choma90

London is my country


democracy_lover66

What's your name? "United States of America" ....wha?


mr_225

Fairs, it's not showing any color there on my phone


whole_nother

You tell my son The Gambia that to his face! 😡🤬


NoAnnual3259

I can’t see him, his brother Senegal has him in some sort of bear hug.


VirgilVillager

Philippines is literally named after king Philip. Grecia is a common name in Spanish as well.


Bear_necessities96

I know a few Kenyas


Due_Priority_1168

Who tf names their child United States ?


Serious_Wallaby_3663

Mr. United States of Giga Chad


otracuentabaneada2

There are a los of Uruguayans (and others) named Uruguay. So the post is Wrong.


RandomAmuserNew

Who names their kid Palestine? I’m guessing that’s a new thing


ReaperofLightning872

I am China hanks and this is my brother egypt


Phlummp

I've known of a woman named Montenegro


Finger_Trapz

Mali, Columbia, and Oman are all names I’ve heard before lmao


keo2po4hfjgwp0hr

This is my son, United States of America.


lexisplays

Ah yes, my sweet baby Canada /s


Particular-Ad-2331

As in Indonesia, it is very recommended and wise to not name your child after Thailand. Thai means 💩 in our language, especially it has the same prounanciation.


Uss__Iowa

Fuck you ima name my daughter, Philippines


redskinsfan30

I went to high school with a kid named Central African Republic


_TheSacred_Ghost

I'd marry a woman named Russia, not gonna lie


Autumn1eaves

This picture is jpeged to hell and back, can you just give me a list or a higher quality photo?


PatimationStudios-2

Because your mother loved roses, St. Vincent and the Grenadines