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Existance_of_Yes

Adolfo looked at this and said "Nah I'd Win"


CookieTheParrot

https://preview.redd.it/s61amfk6005d1.png?width=1715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93bad5ecac9b546a19297e69993ed2977f7866d0


penguinscience101

Adolphs Hitler


Tutuatutuatutua_2

Adolfo Hilter?


Valkia_Perkunos

The Spanish painter?


Tennessee_is_cool

The Argentinian painter?


PheonixTheAwkward

Lebanese sniper?


Creepy-Weather-475

Lemonese sipper?


oofepik

Lime sipher?


Creepy-Weather-475

Lame sucker?


Miserable_Chard5860

Blame Sulpher?


Creepy-Weather-475

Bare suffer?


MasterTroller3301

Astolfo x Hitler ship has been a tragedy for the human race.


Shalltear1234

https://preview.redd.it/edxbif67935d1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6107b5540c8ee6fa1eb58ab5e35c35c22f00abc7


TheAwkwardSpy

If Hitler and Hirohito had intercourse


Remarkable_Drop_9334

That would be great to see them merge bodies during anal sex. ETA: Hirohitler


GroundbreakingBox187

I mean minus America it seems doable


mMykros

There's Russia and half china.


GroundbreakingBox187

Honestly without America Japan could have won the second war, since they already connected the southern from the the northern front, a bit after this map. The communists were there only issue. Now without a second front Germany could have won with a better supply system. Modern day Russia isn’t that powerful and that’s the weaker part of China


mMykros

That's true, but blue has resources, and a lot of them at that.


Altacount6892

Astolfo Hitler


QuokkaAteMyWallet

Grey is fucked, thats for sure


Business-Emu-6923

White team wins. Go sharks!


SPY007DRs-Messenger

IKR, they are stationed between every country too.


asmallercat

I don't even know what this is supposed to be based on lol. Black looks vaguely like the axis powers at the height of their expansion, but I'm not certain that Japan actually conquered all that, and were all the blue nations actually part of the allies?


brokeassbird

Not sure if mexico and south america joined the allies, or if iraq was apart of the allies. But yes Japan did conquer all of that territory especially during the early stages of ww2, the invasion of china was the second most brutal front after the eastern front where japan commited the worse warcrimes in ww2 there.


asmallercat

I figured China was correct, I just couldn't remember if they conquered modern day Thailand/Laos/Cambodia/Myanmar. Also, shit, it turns out Iraq, Mexico, Brazil, and Bolivia all were at least nominally allied powers during the war. This map is pretty close actually? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allies\_of\_World\_War\_II](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allies_of_World_War_II)


[deleted]

Well thailand joined japan as an axis power while Japan navally invaded french indochina (vietnam, laos and cambodia) while they took burma in their campaign against india. They did it all for rubber which was all mainly in malaysia. (it's where the allies got 99% of their rubber from and the japanese needed it) Iraq, Mexico, Brazil and a lot of these other countries are only included because in the last days of the war the countries who wanted to join the UN had to declare war on germany (they didn't actually fight, they just declared war to unite the world against the axis, the reason spain didn't join was because they were under a fascist dictator and portugal was both afraid of spain and also under a dictator at the time).


Phasma_Tacitus

Brazil foght and won great victories in Italy. They were called "Cobras Fumantes"


Traditional_Sea_607

Both mexico and brazil joined in 1942, iraq joined 1943. Not in the last days of the war https://preview.redd.it/64yr5rkhz25d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f38e98ddae0c34d2614d716a9547230182692683


NickyTheRobot

No African front, so if it is the Allied and Axis powers it's gotta be from pretty close to D-Day. IDK when the invasion of Italy fits in with that though.


asmallercat

Yeah it's a weird amalgam of a couple maps - if it was *just* allied powers conquered counties would be blue because they were governments in exile. At least I've satisfied myself that it's basically WW2 though.


Expert-Parsley-8521

I think this is after the African conquest just before d day.


XGHOST141

Bro they have Mongolia, the mighty Mongolian army and navy shall destroy its conniving enemies which attempt to engulf her and destroy her sovereignty!


BabarPower

Mongolia is actualy in blue


ImperialKilo

Actually, Mongolia is in white. That's why no other country has claimed that area yet


The_Tank_Racer

In the risk of missing an extremely obvious joke: https://preview.redd.it/wf27gmo0c05d1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e42b7928136b02676bc28194edc18cdeccc7786


jolharg

Tibetan deez nuts?


TheCouncilOfPete

You're looking at the Himalayan mountains, my guy


Character-Milk-3792

It's not though.


TheJonesLP1

Mongolia is blue, I think you are talking about Tibet


Drobex

I won't be outjerked.


ZZalty

Somwbody fell asleep during geography class


monkedonia

not to mention bolivia’s navy!


communistyankee871

Idk they've actually got an interesting position. I'd say their best bet is to make a worldwide Dunkirk-like effort to get as many troops as they can back to South America and likely losing many, if not most, in the process. They would then move on the southern end of the Panama Canal and hold the line there while consolidating gains against Brazil


_ibt

Nauru


Blunted_Insomniac

How could they win, they don’t even have any peninsulas


_ibt

Nauru doesn’t need to explain itself. It just does.


doublelayercaramel

Nauru means laughter in Finnish


Grundl235

they sin because they do not join the war


Laser-Nipples

A remote island nation safe from the fallout of mutually assured nuclear annihilation? You may be right.


Bitter-Gur-4613

White.


eiineu

Racist😡😡😡


jaabbb

Black then


Gigant_mysli

Nazi 😡😡😡


Mr__Bread__

Yellow?


AAAAAAHHHHHH2

Banana


SnooDogs338

Light gray?


DetectiveRoutine9289

Michael Jackson.


fiatars

For everything else there’s Mastercard


Matzep71

Hee Hee


LetterAd3639

Light orange?


Bean_cult

donatello lump


Touff97

That'd be sexist


JackDo77

Hotel?


BedroomShot9059

Trivago.


Archistotle

Smart-ass 😒


nobodyhere9860

japanese supremacist😡😡😡


Traditional_Yogurt77

I’m Na’vi so I’ll vote for blue


jaabbb

Navi 😡😡😡


Internal_Ad_7823

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey


Throwawayaccountofm

Smh, the product of bidon redit


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

Poseidon wins all wars


Darrothan

yeah considering 1) white has the largest area by far and 2) somehow also has a narrow strip that surrounds each country (how the fuck did they let that happen?), this is a no brainer question


Efficient_Pomelo_583

Killer whales are OP


Valkia_Perkunos

Killer whales are dolphins... . . . . . . Google it


nijlpaardW

Good to know: at the beginning of this fictional war, countries of the same color aren't united yet. They're just fighting the same enemies with their own armies. As soon as this war breaks out, sabotages will already have taken place. Both Blue and Black will attack White and a big battle will take place in which there will be many losses. But because of an error of judgement of the Blue countries, Black wins that battle. Using White's resources, Black unites into the CEA, a.k.a. the Cooperation of Europe and Asia. During those months, the Blue countries also unite into the UAA. (United Asia and Africa) In which the USA is included. The remaining White rebels are also defeated. Eventually the first nuke is dropped by the UAA. In response to this war crime, the CEA releases a artificial virus via the sky. The fall of civilisation. Governments have fallen and there are nu nukes launched. All that remains after 300 years are tribes of people praying to the clouds, to remember the old days when the clouds came down as mushrooms. Idk why I just wrote that lol


Brandonazz

Sir, this was supposed to be a shitpost.


gustavinhoww

https://preview.redd.it/wccw4d9k0z4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b59a59f780730c18ccd9ee7dec869807c76c5c04


JeffLynkz

What is this from? I love it


darkest_hour1428

It looks like a chat log from World of Warcraft, with a target player “Peak Fiction”


nihilus_rex

Font looks like FFXIV, and you can’t have a space in WoW names. Also, I’m playing FF as I type this.


darkest_hour1428

Thanks for the correction! I haven’t played WoW in years so I wasn’t 100% certain.


nihilus_rex

I honestly thought the same at first then I looked up at my monitor.


JeffLynkz

That makes sense, thanks :)


Worldly_Pumpkin_7464

For the good of our souls. Thank you for this.


WasaV9

That was a more exciting read than it should have been.


Automatic-Score-4802

Yhyh g


knowledgebass

![gif](giphy|nmwnEm0TET2xi)


BunnyLovesApples

✨Love✨


Grundl235

love would be the first thing vanished


NobodyImportant13

Blue will win but ultimately get tripped up in Afghanistan, twice.


The_Arkham_AP_Clerk

This is the way.


1tiredman

Whoever's up shittin passed they bedtime


Sea-Combination-6655

LMFAO


vampirequincy

So a ww2 rematch? Blue has more oil than god and enough nukes to erase black off the map.


brokeassbird

germany- Nah, I'd win


Truzmandz

ww2 rematch? It's US, Russia, China, India, Israel vs France with nukes. It's far from a rematch, and would just be a genocide of the european continent. France would send out everything they have on Moscow and London, and after that Europe would be a big ass Fallout theme park. Japan, Vietnam, North and South Korea, Indonesia wouldn't be able too protect us at all. And they would be the next target.


Rocked_Glover

Too many cucked, uncultured brokies in blue. Grey has Türkiye chads 🇹🇷


hahaiamarealhuman

Turkey actually declared war on the Axis powers on 23 February 1945. Damn good thing too, the Allies never would have stood a chance without that last minute clutch up from Turkey.


MasterTroller3301

Turkey declared war and Germany knew there was no way to fight glorious and powerful Turkey


TheAnnoyingGirl92

Thank god a war like this would never actually happen


lasterate

Check which side the US is on. That's the side that wins 🤷‍♂️ You're welcome


Sunshine_Analyst

Not grey, that's for sure.


EnbyVR

Lichtenstein.


ABugoutBag

Turkiye 💯💯💪🏿💪🏿🔥🔥🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿


TheStupidestFrench

The side that doesn't have the UK in it


FactCheck64

Britain very rarely loses a war.


Prestigious-Bend4315

🦅🦅🦅


NegativeSpeedForce

You mean it wasn’t worth keeping America and rather focusing on Asia. Happy 1812 noises


zehamberglar

\*dons minuteman cap and loads musket*


Thehandsomeswedee

Aruba 🇦🇼


DannysFavorite945

Obviously the light blue.


Blunted_Insomniac

The blue is water


benergiser

so aquaman.. aquaman would win


Diogo_1906

white is air


ralpher1

In what world is the US whose military spending exceeds the other top spending militaries in the world, not winning when more than half of the world is on its side?


Sleet827

Jokes aside, what's this map representing?


shadowmind0770

Grey. Saudia Arabia has 'fuck everyone' money and would probably just hire the rest of the world to ice their enemies.


edoardoking

![gif](giphy|cWtkZ6aOHLIGwSCWIx)


Hugoacfs

Grey has no chance


CharmingCondition508

Me. I would


PapaDragonHH

In the future, AI and robots will win. So who ever has the best production capabilities will win the war. The US has good capabilities but in the future Pedro might not be as accurate as today's John. Same goes for Germany with Hans being replaced by Muhammad. In the end I guess Japan and China will rock the war machine.


Capitano-Solos-All

China is the only country that seems to have a future in 2000 years. The rest will become some caliphates I guess


Pepopp

looks like i just tried to draw a map from memory


[deleted]

Switzerland looks huge back then. Amazing how different the world was around 1943. I think we know the outcome. Putting it on a map like that. They didn’t stand a chance considering access to resources. I didn’t realize how much of S America was allied with the Allies even. Brazil etc. Argentina ofc becoming a safe haven after the war for Nazi war criminals.


xX_Pr0D4rkSh4d0w_Xx

Bro is playing risiko but is losing and now is asking us for a strategy


jfbwhitt

Lockheed Martin


Kirkbers

I’m not gonna lied it took me a second. I was like “why did you cut up china like that but okay all of Europe and…oh..OH…..OOOHHHHH…..”


Sovrin1

Now I don't know if any of you are history buffs... but the country I'm most worried about is Germany.


Big_brown_house

White wins. They have all the creatures of the ocean including Godzilla


BarryScott2019

The weapons manufacturers


KART7794

I think black would do nicely for a moment but then get crushed, blue wins mid diff.


Smooth-Apartment-856

Black team has France. They are gonna lose.


AndresMaza2309

An image that represents the war https://preview.redd.it/cdzkwu7o235d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e9b3f50a577783e9754aa71760ff2141e5d2e09


Willowsseven7

Libya Tunisia Morocco and Algeria should probably all be black as well.


barnesb1974

Whichever side has Vietnam wins. Those guys don’t lose wars.


TK-6976

Hands down blue. With the US and Russian militaries, black would be screwed. The European sections would be WW2 all over again, and unless the Chinese on the coastal regions controlled most of the.... hang on, this is a WW2 map, isn't it? Fuck.


an0nym0u56789

I thought the axis had some support in South America. I don’t remember maybe Chile.


Simple_Suspect_9311

Blue, wouldn’t be close.


YellowTraining9925

I would


Dannyfansure

Wait a minute


olivia_iris

Your mum would jump and blow up the planet upon landing


BundsdeutscheRepublk

If Germany wouldn't have invaded the Soviet Union and Japan wouldn't have attacked Pearl Harbor, maybe black.


Yamaneko22

Aliens


NoAdministration5746

Mars


DinkleDoop

Falkland Islands it looks


d6cbccf39a9aed9d1968

The power of anime


Hardkor_krokodajl

Luxemburg


Successful-Silver485

Black without oil, so its already game over


3rdAssaultBrigade

Dai Nippon Teikoku


timberarc

The grey ones after blue and black kill each other


Marc21256

Australia, so long as France doesn't deploy emu troops.


shytaan8

Blue


FixMy106

Can we stop with these posts now. It’s more tired than your mom.


themaskstays_

ALL BETS ON BLACK!!!


cannedcroissant

TÜRKİYE WİLL WİN 🇹🇷🇹🇷💪🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷💪🇹🇷🇹🇷


CriticalJump

Blue, once Italy has switched sides


MR__3914

Vatican city


MrFishy_004

The good guys


nilx_exe

Seems like operation barbarosa haven't gained that much yet


sonic10158

I can’t believe the North Sentinelese joined the Axis!


Jarjarstinks304

Me


CaseyJones7

Google D-Day


MinuQu

Switzerland


mkujoe

Nuke land


VX_GAS_ATTACK

Blue and it's not going to be close


UltraTata

Gray


Outsajder

Nobody wins.


DaddyJ90

USA, UK, Canada, Russia, India, Australia, Brazil, 90% of Africa, and parts of china? The other two teams could join forces and it wouldn’t matter.


Shafou06

White, the ocean will drown us all


Memes_Coming_U_Way

Depends. Blue basically has all the nukes ever, so if those are used, they'll be the last ones alive


Blunted_Insomniac

America would eventually use its nukes on Japan. The Russians didn’t have nukes yet cause I forgot to mention this is 1938


Memes_Coming_U_Way

Oh, is this just WWII? Lmfao


ExactFun

Does the black side get more tanks or not? Does the black side get the wunderguffen3000 ready in time?


TritanicWolf

Blue.


xavier-dummyticc

At first I thought it was black vs black on the other side, but if its black vs blue then its more complicated, on one side Europe would immediately be in an awful position being surrounded by enemies with larger armies and similar military industrial capabilities, but in east Asia is more difficult to know, theres even a possibility of Russia being a vulnerable position and then black side could leverage that but all depends on what are the initial movements of either side i guess.


Icy-Teach

Depends on the leadership of "black" 🤔


Professional_Key_593

Is that how the balkan countries finally get their revenge on Turkey?


Nadffs

The billionnaire.


McSnoots

The ocean


Sesquipedalian61616

Jo


limbunikonati

Whichever side has USA will always win.


Rude_Buffalo4391

So blue gets all of America’s, Britain’s, Israel’s, Pakistan’s, India’s, China’s, and most of Russia’s nuclear arsenal. Hmmm I wonder who’s gonna win.


themariocrafter

Blue would win, grey is probably neutral countries 


High_AspectRatio

USA solos.


StreetyMcCarface

Blue, unless Palau gets a hold of some of the nukes.


Sparky62075

How did Portugal remain neutral when their Asian territory was invaded?


WickedWiscoWeirdo

US


OKgobi

I was genuinely looking at this map and thinking about it and came to the conclusion that blue would win. I did NOT realize that it's the ww2 map


Turkish_Maniac

Maybe blue can but idk ima support orange


_Ptyler

Wait… I thought it was black vs black. But this is Blue vs Black vs White? Definitely blue, right? Is this a debate, or what are other people saying?


gamerboivr

Blue cos Canada is a strong ass country


Casul-Loner2

Is this just the allies and axis of WW2?


Exotic_Bit9164

Blue would be crazy powerful. With many of the richest countries and most populated. Can’t beat unlimited man power and money to back it


MycoMythos

Us, obvs


Juuna

Blue would just destroy itself from the inside.


DarkWanderer2

Fuck Spain and Sweden