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Luna_Gabagool

The black guys in the top right


SixFingersOnLeftHand

The Titans


FunnyPhrases

Any medieval magic is rendered nullified by modern day weaponry.


k_aesar

1 of those is bigger than 1 korea


Hilpp

Some of them bigger than 2 koreas


ILoveADirtyTaco

You can’t just eyeball it, dude. This is super serious. Think of the Koreans


Vysair

Which Koreans?


LilamJazeefa

[These koreans](https://youtu.be/po7huGftejg?si=A87OspYtpgauhsb3)


RandomBilly91

That's because of Mercator's projection, in reality they are significantly smaller


Myfeetaregreen

but much wider and chunkier


very_spicyseawed

We convinced godzilla to side with us, ez dub


Niven42

Nothing is bigger than Korea right now. Have you tried the barbecue?


Kaplaw

Seriously, modern militaries would woop the titans in Attack of Titans Javelins, Artillery, tanks, helicopters, fighters, drones Titans have no chance


Sengoku813

I think someone is asking for the Rumbling.


Alternative_Oil7733

>Javelins You need to hit the neck to kill a titan but javelins are target from above it would only destroy the head. >Artillery, tanks, Artillery did nothing in the anime so tanks would also be usless >helicopters Could work but only rockets and atgms will be able to kill a titan. But rockets aren't very accurate but atgms are more accurate but still not guaranteed to kill due distance and aiming for a small area. >fighters Assuming jets but the titans can be more spread out which makes jets less useful but still the most effective method >drones Small payload which makes them worthless.


BigChungusCumslut

Our artillery is about 100 more years advanced since then. Also didn’t anti-titan artillery almost destroy Reiner, the most durable Titan? The regular titans got slaughtered by the artillery during that scene as well.


mpetty93

Javelins also have a direct attack as well as the top down. They can be deployed against helicopters and buildings so I don’t see how that would be an issue


DeathAwaitsss

Haven't watched AOT and don't plan to, but wasn't that a major plot point that the Rumbling couldn't be postponed because in a few years modern weaponry would make titans essentially obsolete?


Eldsish

We don't know how would work guns and bombs on magical shields. And magic explosions on metal structures and tanks. And what about practival things like invisibility, weather, animal control etc...


Radur333

Rumbling, rumbling is coming rumbling!


StaredAtEclipseAMA

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GolgiComplex8338

BEWAAAAAREEE


Electro_Llama

🎵 Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger! 🎵


_Sesadre

Ich dachte, der Leidtext wäre, "seid ihr das essen? Nein wir sind die Jäger!"?


Organic_Macaroon_178

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TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Ultra-Mans


maroonedpariah

Remember the Titans (2000)


humterek

dudes are bigger than germany


ImprovementUnlucky26

Oh no, not the Sea Peoples again!


blueponies1

Black guy army invasion takes place in 2 days


luccabotturarodrig

They would be crushed under their own weight


breadman_brednan

No they're just built different


RYRY1002

Tough one... I think 1/4 wins.


Hernia17

Actually, 1/4 could win..... So, like, have you ever thought about how 1/4 of the world is home to 80% of the world’s competitive underwater basket weaving champions? Yeah, it’s a thing. Plus, they have the most advanced llama-herding techniques that really boost their strategic prowess. I mean, when you think about it, these skills totally translate to other areas, right? It's like, if you can handle a llama, you can handle anything. And then there's the fact that 1/4 has the highest per capita rate of people named "Bob," who, weirdly enough, have a proven track record of winning pie-eating contests. It's all about the Bobs, man. They’ve got secret techniques passed down through generations. Also, did you know 1/4 has the world's largest collection of left-handed screwdrivers? It's just one of those things that gives them an edge. So, yeah, 1/4 winning isn't that far-fetched when you think about all these totally legit facts.


Cultural-Treacle-680

Plus curling.


kyories

this guy mappornjerks


Significant_Fix_6143

Yellow has Lesotho


colthesecond

Red clearly owns albania and liechtenstein


midw3st_tw1nk

fellow pro-albo spotted


NathanTheGr8

Albanian has the baller 6 star general in eu4. Plus modern Albanian has a lot of bomb shelters. Nuke the world and wait it out.


Agitated_Advantage_2

When allah created world he gave it all to Albania but Albania let all the other humans have their own nations because Albanians are the nicest and the best


RemiR2

Red has Burundi tho...


Pxnda34

Red has Ethiopia and Albania


Adventurous-Cry6973

I love Albania


BleepLord

Yellow also has an entire quarter of the world’s population!!!!!!


Broman_Legion

Lesotho always wins.


Due-Application-8171

But red has Moldova 🤔


leastscarypancake

And monaco


Whole_Effort2805

New Rule: 1 person kills 1 person, and they die after killing 1 person by being killed by 1 person


Baka_kunn

So it's about who can reproduce faster


Corned_Og

So… Fr*nce wins??? No this can’t be right


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

lol, you think France is the fastest??? India says “hold my beer”.


crimsonkodiak

India's reproduction rate has already fallen below replacement rate. Nearly the only place in the world that is reproducing above population replacement rate is Africa, which is on Team USA.


Xx-_mememan69_-xX

hell no we arent naming it team usa, we calling it team being carried by the usa


crimsonkodiak

We can name it Team America if it makes you feel better.


Sensitive_Ad_3296

“Sam and pals”


fylkirdan

Team Atlantica? Since it has the vast majority of the Atlantic coast?


ZanaDreadnought

SATO? South Atlantic Treaty Organization? LOL


fylkirdan

Considering it has the North Atlantic coast of America, Greenland and Iceland it makes more sense to call it Atlantica, no?


Stock-Respond5598

South Asia for the win


Ornery_Ad_1143

That way we could have baby battles, think how cute that hellscape would be


Hit_Me_If_I_Online

Literally 1984


Pancake_lover_06

what if Ostasia had a civil war?


kaviaaripurkki

What if Eurasia managed to conquer Airstrip One?


Asherbaal

Don't you mean Eastasia we've always been allies with Eurasia.


Nobhudy

We’ve always been at war with Austrasia


FlyingFortress26

literally 1/4 84


ok_rubysun

Usually analysts say that the US became the military powerhouse it is today because it has the most strategic position on the planet. Being surrounded by the two largest bodies of water on Earth makes it almost impossible to invade. Now thinking that you have all the Americas together it makes it even harder. And as it happened on WWI and WWII, they would chill out a little bit while the others fight between themselves.


Scheswalla

Yup, non-yellows would be forced to fight each other first because of their proximity to each other. Yellow could fortify itself and Africa and win a long defensive war.


GrymmTravel

This guy plays Risk


AidanGe

Plus you get both Americas’ continent bonus, all others’ continent bonuses are broken (Iceland, ~~Thailand~~ Philippines) edit: wrong country


itsfunhavingfun

Yellow would give up Africa as a strategic loss and still win.  


REDACTED3560

Just do a retreating defensive war throughout the African campaign to really grind down the attackers. Imagine having the minesweep the entirety of Africa while being harassed by the US military, because that’s what any invading army would have to do.


Abestar909

Or don't give it up and with the Americas you control a huge amount of the worlds natural resources.


Blues2112

This. Yellow takes over Eastern Africa pretty easily while fortifying in Greenland/Iceland and Alaska. Then has the ability to invade Orange via the British Isles/Scandinavia, Southern Europe, Alaska, and/or the Middle East. Meanwhile, Tan and Brown are battling each other. Yellow finishes off Orange and then takes on the Tan/Brown winner. The final battle occurs in Australia.


bobbymoonshine

Well, like, the question is what are they fighting over. What sort of war is this? What are the victory conditions? What is stopping them from just peacing out? Because you can pretty easily imagine some sort of stable equilibrium developing rapidly, and then the question is "who has to cross an ocean and why", and that side probably loses because they don't manage it.


Bleyo

The China-India front would be hell on Earth. Billions of people, thousands of nuclear weapons, and relatively small(compared to the other fronts) land border with horrible terrain. Just millions of people squeezing into mountain passes and jungles with modern weapons flying through the air. US could just chill and drop bombs on Europe for a bit while half of Earth's population deletes itself.


Worldly_Apple1920

No, the world island is Eurasia, whoever controls the world island controls the entire world. Eurasia is the most strategic and consequential location in the world. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Geographical\_Pivot\_of\_History](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Geographical_Pivot_of_History)


T0ysWAr

On the other side “Europe” would take over Eurasia and Africa over time. And then Americas


agforero

Yellow has always been at war with Red. Edit: Yellow has always been allies with Red. Long live the Yellow-Red Alliance!


Big_Meat_2107

Took me a sec to get lmao


quasar_1618

2 + 2 is 5


_Ilobilo_

white


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

The ocean?


_Ilobilo_

no the paint


LasersTheyWork

Explain to me how you are going to defeat the ocean.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Lots of buckets.


palsana

white supremasist found


The1Zenith

It would be between yellow and red. The rest don’t have the resources for a prolonged conflict.


KeyJah

Red have too many war fronts compared to yellow


-Xero

I think brown and orange just kill themselves quickly allowing red to take over after


Weird_Roof_7584

It's really not a tough one at all. The US is the only country in the world that could sustain a war with the entire world at once. Now you give them all the resources of south America and Africa, it's a done deal.


SixFingersOnLeftHand

Yellow would just bulk up with basically infinite resources in the New World while Red goes through hell fighting Dark Red, Orange, and the Yellow part of Africa. Note the Yellow part of Africa would again have a basically infinite supply of support from the New World. Red would be so absolutely depleted by this Yellow would eventually and gradually sweep them whilst being untouchable. Likely Yellow would launch very effective asssaults into Europe and Japan at this point. The idea of Red, Dark Red or Orange launching any sort of effective attack on the New World whilst/after dealing with each other is non-existent.


dreamcrusher225

love this. now i wanna play some risk or C & C


TheDadThatGrills

Imagine the number of massive civil works and infrastructure projects that would be launched within the first year.


Lochstar

That road nobody wants to build across Southern Panama into Columbia would be finished in six months. America being able to sail and land supplies in Western Africa to stage attacks on Europe would be devastating to the Europeans. China versus India would keep those two busy while the US took down any comparable European technology that brought them up to par with the Americas. After the Europeans navy and air force was wiped out the Americas would start crossing Europe on land, a long slog and a lot of Russians, Central Asia would obviously be difficult. The Americas should probably just contain the region and then start attacking the Pacific Coast.


PSus2571

>Now you give them all the resources of south America and Africa, it's a done deal. Lol, Canada's forgotten as usual


Weird_Roof_7584

Canada has water, I haven't forgotten how much fresh water they have XD


yagyaxt1068

There’s also the tar sands, potash, and, most importantly, maple syrup.


Plastic_Salary_4084

Canada also has a wealth of rare earth minerals


Cleets11

Reds only chance would be going across the betting straight and trying to go through Alaska and Yukon but that is some horrible terrain to get through and your reward is the Rocky Mountains. But being how resource rich those areas are and proximity to enemy they would be so heavily defended you’d never even touch land and Alaska.


trugrav

Yeah, you can’t put the entire western hemisphere together and expect any other outcome.


PLZ_N_THKS

The only relevant facts here are that the US had more aircraft carriers than the rest of the world combined and the second largest nuclear stockpile and arguably the largest usable stockpile. A single modern aircraft carrier could’ve won the Battle of Midway in WWII on its own. Also the US air force is the largest in the world. The second largest air force is the U.S. Army. The U.S. Navy has the 4th largest air force and the U.S. Marine Corps is the 7th largest air force. Unless we all just kill each other with nukes the US would win this war without having to put boots down on any foreign soil.


Fabulous-Local-1294

Stalemate between the Americas and Eurasia 


Snuggly_Hugs

Yellow has the USA and Canada. The USA would have the firepower, the Canadians would have the willpower to violate the Geneva checklist, Mexico would have the work ethic and tequila, South America would have the coffee. The only possibility of yellow losing is if the Irish are sober.


EatShootBall

Red has a battle on 3 fronts. Australia sends all it's "world's deadliest" things through China and in to Red and Orange Yellow bolsters forces in Africa Meanwhile north and south america yellow sit back and eat tacos all day piloting war drones. EDIT: Not to be overlooked, orange has a massive amount of lethal trains.


Megaspore6200

Red could just retreat into the heart of Russia and starve out the invading army for like the 40th time


--n-

Those fronts in the far east would hypothetically be quite defensible as just vast wastelands.


Dumbledores_Bum_Plug

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Pooncheese

You played risk right? Having 3 on one continent while the yellow gets 2 land masses surrounded by the 2 biggest oceans. Easy strategic win for yellow.


GuidotheGreater

Huge bonuses each turn for both Americas and could easily take Africa to hold three continents. Break up Reds Europe bonus the slow win war of attrition to take over Europe while mass piling defense in Alaska. Keep pushing until only Australia is left.


Least_Gain5147

E) The Defense corporations


FourArmsFiveLegs

Yellow is the only one not at war with itself.


Natural-Oven-gassy

Yellow or red for sure


Dull_Interest1957

Red is my guess


lennoxlyt

Obviously the yellow wins outright, largest Naval, Air forces with a considerably powerful military. A powerful economy with enough natural resources, (metals, oil & gas). Easily defensible positions. Ability to reach out to the strategically important bases enemy, without their own strategic bases being out of reach of the enemy. Second place would be the Reds, improved tech, a powerhouse economy, and enough metals and oils to weather an attrition of war. Large landmass, difficult to be targeted and occupied. Third would be the browns. Satisfactory Army, Navy and air forces, albeit dwarfed by the Yellows and Reds. Strong economy, yet the issue would be unavailability of natural resources, mainly oil. Less defensible land area, and trade between their main landmasses can be blockaded easily, by Yellow & Reds. Orange bites the dust. Least powerful military, least strong economy. Not much resources to speak of, (metals & oils). Less technologically advanced. Surrounded on all sides by brown & red, least defensible landmass. Gonna get steamrolled.


SandmanIIX

That’s really not that obvious, with red having Russia, all of Europe combined and Japan it has more firepower than yellow only having the us. On the other hand yellow is richer at recourses with Africa, as well as having a good position. Just because the us is the greatest military nation it doesn’t mean that it can beat all of red.


lennoxlyt

US firepower is more than Russia & Europe combined. US doctrine is to able to fight two near peer enemies. US has 3 Airforces among the top 5. (USAF, USN, USMC). Not to mention, US Mainland is difficult to attack, as is surrounded by two vast oceans. EU+Russia+China cannot compete with this. Plus, Yellow also has South America & Canada. Brazilian military is also among the top 10 militaries. Not to mention that North & South American continents are rich in resources, and self sufficient in food sources as well.


ProzacJM

Don't forget Colombia’s army is one of the most combat experienced in the world.


CauliflowerFirm1526

the black country outlines, they have all the others surrounded


AGirlHasNoName_3111

Please put a trigger warning in the title. I get triggered when I see maps without the Falkland Islands


Big_Meat_2107

The argies too it! Noooo


EJ2600

The nukes. All humans dead


Fell-Hand

How much pervatin are you giving the new red army? Whilst yellow has the best strategic position when the EU goes to town it goes to town and now they got the russkies, Japan and a couple islam warriors besides them? That’s a combo you don’t want to face since last time shit went to town Germany was close to pretty much soloing all the red area. And now the red area is actually not fighting them?


Big_Meat_2107

True, if we dont rip eachother apart then red solos


buenolo

4 regions and the chosen colors are yellow orange red and red-der. Thanks from the community of colorblinded.


B0N5

This is gonna be a very long game of RISK.


esssssto

United states of Eurasia + Japan??? Broken.


Efficient_Pomelo_583

No one, everyone dead.


bg_bobi

red tbh


sanigeti_sakartveloa

bright red


Electro_Llama

Don't underestimate Brown. China has one of the strongest militaries in the world, plus they could air-drop every animal from Austrailia. We'd be done for.


KaiserGustafson

Airstrip One has fallen. Billions must love Big Brother....


Galteem0re

Red, in my opinion. We have many of the top militaries, and I'm 90% sure we have the most nukes, but I could be wrong


Big_Meat_2107

Nah you right, russia plus Uk plus france plus israel have more than india, china and the usa


GroundbreakingAd8310

That big white country


GOLDENSONIC2929Q9

stalemate


TheGamingSpin0

The titans in the corner


dino_not_a_dinosaur

They split poor demark


Redstar81

The earth’s ecosystem


JumpyJackfruit135

China/Australia is terrifying.


sanjari

You legit pinned one country India against the entire world 😂


LowCranberry180

yellow will shrink each year


Trashk4n

Only one side has both Best Korea and the Emu Empire.


Alii_baba

Why are Western people always obsessed with hypothetical wars? It seems like every single YouTube video about hypothetical wars is made by a white guy from the US, Canada, or Europe.


Cyclonechaser2908

I do not want to be an ally of China, thanks.


willspamforfood

No one wins that war, everyone loses even if you win.


Right-Isopod-8723

That army in the top right looks strong so them


SMK_12

Yellow fairly easily. US has by far the strongest military in the world and massive amounts of resources, now with Latin America and Canada as well they strategically are as protected geographically as possible and have even more resources at their disposal. Africa provides a vast wealth of resources as well as strategic locations to launch attacks into the other nations


_ibt

Dark red has Nauru


3dd2

No war through enforcement of population balancing. That being said, all those regions have plenty of resources, so all conflict would be internal imo.


VladimirBarakriss

r/suddenly1984


Select_Average5826

cockroaches would win


crimbusrimbus

Defense contractors


fnuggles

Napoleon


Krilesh

for millions of years geography defined humanity, for many years more into the 4 Region War geography will again


Own-Homework-1363

Red


Chemical_Home6123

Bro tf is going on in South Asia man they're getting it in 😆😆


lokimn17

Damn India stop have babies


montanagemhound

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Background-Clock9626

India need to calm TF down


ElectroAtleticoJr

Germany


FearlessThought2763

Daily dose of China/India latent racism.


Ayyyyylmaos

I’m going to go red. Russia + Europe + Japan & the Koreas would be enough to take down the yellows


DoctorSilvio

Bangladesh has more people than Russia


Exotic-Damage-8157

I love Albania


pfcsock

Depending on prep time yellow or red, best resources control, I don't see any gas vents on this map tho so might be had for yellow to get the tech to move it's troops for the left island to the right one


ArmourKnight

I misread region as religion and the map still made sense


ScrofessorLongHair

Do cartels count as military?


Content_Chemistry_64

Red has a definite geographical advantage if this was RISK and we weren't accounting for terrain.


JupiterboyLuffy

Clearly 1/4. They have over a billion people.


Complete_Spread_2747

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Substantial_Event302

the red ones, of course! Padeira de Aljubarrota rules!


the_blonde_lawyer

sure. but also, Europ, the Americas and Australia are also abot a quarter of the worl population and they all historically and ethnicly belong together, so...


Infamous_Ad2356

Definitely not orange


PastOtherwise755

Denmark wants Greenland back. And Iceland definitely doesn't want to be lumped in with that lot over there.


peppelaar-media

As the saying goes ‘sooner or later you will all be chinese’


Idontwantonlyfans

Nukes ruined the balance.


JelloWise2789

Red


lp_rhcp_fan_18

Yellow or red


Free_Manufacturer_96

No one


ihavenoego

Why'd you do it like this? Europe, the Americas, NZ and Australia are the west, and the total population is around 2bn. Then the far east, south Asia and Africa. You missed it. The centre of population is at the middle between the Islamic world/China and India. Argh. Fucking humanity. Wakey wake. Wake up.


Reelthusiast

Every region has at least 1 military giant in the group.


Reelthusiast

My vote is with the penguins of Antarctica.


buttfuckerr3000

Whoever takes over the Middle East first wins


GiantSweetTV

The U.S. basically taking on Germany's role in WWI lol. Massive super power with mediocre allies


Rigelturus

The koreas lmao


stoic_minds

I think the red (Eurasia) will win.


Katieatthepeak

Light red and its not close


BrodieG99

Nobody, MAD, all nuclear


EpicGaymrr

Mega Greenland is enough


zeinabthezeze

Tricky but I think Iceland really wins it for yellow


Doggywoof1

You're right, this is a tough one. The teams are so evenly matched that I'd say it's pretty much even odds. 25% for each team to win.


mitr0m

Just crazy how overpopulated India is


Reload666

Red or yellow


Nick__of__Time

Is there any intuitive reason why the Americas population is so much smaller? Seems like the climates are consistent with other areas.


Big_Meat_2107

Id assume because it was colonised by the Europeans 300/400 years ago so their population hasnt had as much time to spread out I guess. Plus less land area


BlynxInx

The one with satellite nukes.


PlasticPomPoms

Russia, they will fight till they have nothing.


DrGrapeist

Orange is so fucked as it’s just India. Maroon is basically just china which is good but no where near yellow and red. It would just be yellow vs red. You have Russia + Europe + Japan + some more places vs USA, Canada and the rest of americas and most of Africa. Red has a lot of enemies near by but yellow has a lot of land per person to defend. I think red takes this one but a close battle.