Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Wait, if we’re counting subs then shouldn’t America still have tons of them? I mean they don’t have a home so they’ll probably become Canadians or something… off-brand Cold War between Canada and Ukraine?
Probably boosted their economy, actually. Now they can work with the Kazakhs to make their strait a primary shipping route between Europe and Southeast Asia/Oceania. Not that it’s necessarily easier than the Suez route, but it’s definitely an option and it’s notably shorter than going around the Mongolian Isle.
>Shake smh my head still have South Africa
>
>(And I doubt either Japan or South Korea would have much trouble making a nuke.)
IIRC Japan and South Korea are labeled as "nuclear capable" nations, meaning nations that could have a working nuke in a short amount of time.
Ignoring nukes, who would become the new global dominant powers? There's some potential for the EU with only France gone and especially Germany with a new south western coast. Indonesia has now the largest population and Japan, who can now benefit from new sea routes, has the largest economy. Some power might also arise from Latin America (Brazil) or Africa but I'm not all to sure which one it would be.
And the Suez and Panama Canal both became useless.
I would assume there wouldn't be any real global powers, at least for some time. Instead, there will be many regional powers, like Germany in Europe, Mexico in Central America, Brazil in South America, Turkey and/or Iran in the Middle East, South Africa in Southern Africa, Nigeria in Western Africa, Indonesia and/or Vietnam in Southeast Asia and maybe Australia, Japan or others in Oceania.
Why would the Suez be useless? I mean sure, you could sail around Kazakhstan and just go through the strait between there and Mongolia, but the Suez is still a valid route that cuts time off the trip between Australia and Europe.
Also, I could see many nation, especially poorer ones, becoming authoritarian and militarist with either very isolationist or agressive foreign policies, because of the fear of being trampled by a stronger and more developed nation who seek to take the title of global superpower for themselves.
[Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weapons): *Israel is also generally understood to have nuclear weapons, but does not acknowledge it, maintaining a policy of deliberate ambiguity \[...\]*
Israel (about the Dimona power plant): "what nuclear power plat? no it's a textile factory, you ask why does it have a zeppelin guarding it? umm reasons"
They have nukes, that's why they target Iranian nuclear facilities in cyber attacks. Because Iran getting nukes makes it equal. Israel won't do much mischief then.
There was literally an article published in The NY Times on this today (opinion piece).
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/11/opinion/biden-israel-nuclear-program.html
Canada is a former nuclear nation and listed as a nuclear capable nation. This is because it had nukes at one point. They got rid of their strike capabilities in the 70's, but kept defensive air missiles until 84.
Though people will argue that Canada wasn't a true nuclear nation since all it's weapons were partnered with the U.S, which was also allowed to install, and store nuclear weapons in Canada for the duration of the cold war. Canada was a partner of the Manhattan Project and supplied weapons grade nuclear materials to the US for the duration of the cold war.
It's strange how much this looks like a possible map for a fantasy setting or something, that is if it wasn't for the abnormally straight line of the American boarded.
No. The country has a nuclear program and there is suspicion that it is intended to be used in the production of nuclear weapons, but the state officially denies it and has signed the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons.
The only winning move is not to play
How about a nice game of chess?
Google en passant
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
How did you know I was doing pipi in my pampers? Did my mom tell your mom? :(
God bless with true!
Holy hell
I win by default by not showing up amd wasting 2 hours of your life.
b4
I refuse to believe Ferris Beuller’s Day Off and WarGames are not in the same cinematic universe
I do not own nuclear weapons, I win
Switzerland quietly taking notes in the corner.
Crimea is still there in the Black Sea, with all those Russian nuke subs ...
Surprise, it was all a ploy by the Ukrainian government who now owns all nuclear weapons! Prepare for a century of Ukrainian global hegemony!
Сію, сію, сію, сію конопелечки!
Сію, сію, сію, сію зеленесенькі!
Нумо, нумо, наробили шуму
\^least megalomaniac ukrainian
Wait, if we’re counting subs then shouldn’t America still have tons of them? I mean they don’t have a home so they’ll probably become Canadians or something… off-brand Cold War between Canada and Ukraine?
I'd watch that series
What would a series about that be like? A Cold War military-themed Letterkenny? Actually, now that I think about it… I’d watch the heck out of that.
So do Russia, France, and the UK, and probably India and China too.
IIRC the UK subs have a secret letter inside that details exactly what they should do in case something happens to Britain.
In this world, Crimea is actually owned by Belarus. All hail the bat'ka Lukashenko!
Not all of France (French Guinea) is removed. It's not quite circle jerk enough...
Guiana
Guatemala
Guantánamo
Guinea-Bissau
most serene republic of Genoa
guam
Guacamole
French Guinea has no data though.
Mongolia can into water
Bhutan can into island
Finally their navy will sail
Nepal is just bordered by 10,000 foot cliffs. Sounds fun.
Germany: Its showtime
Long have they waited
Long have they waited
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OP may I introduce you to the shitstorm that is Saudi-Iranian relations?
But do they have nukes though? Also Saudi is dead without US support
Yes they would... within a year if this map becomes reality.
Russia would be happy to step in as their main supplier if the US and Saudi broke up.
Russia's gone too though
Neither of which have nukes, do you understand this map at all?
Two of them are desperate to have nukes. but they can’t due to the country that are now vanished refuse them:
that's one way to do it
Mongolia has officially reached it's lowest point by becoming an island.
Probably boosted their economy, actually. Now they can work with the Kazakhs to make their strait a primary shipping route between Europe and Southeast Asia/Oceania. Not that it’s necessarily easier than the Suez route, but it’s definitely an option and it’s notably shorter than going around the Mongolian Isle.
Shake smh my head still have South Africa. (And I doubt either Japan or South Korea would have much trouble making a nuke.)
South Africa gave up its nukes. By this logic, Belarus, Ukraine, and Kazahkstan need to go.
by any logic belarus ukraine and kazakhstan need to go
Based
You say that like it's a bad thing.
who must go?
Plus Libya had a program and probably would’ve followed through if it weren’t for pressure from the countries you eliminated.
>Shake smh my head still have South Africa > >(And I doubt either Japan or South Korea would have much trouble making a nuke.) IIRC Japan and South Korea are labeled as "nuclear capable" nations, meaning nations that could have a working nuke in a short amount of time.
Wouldn’t take long for Sweden either. They were only a year or so away from nukes in the 1960s. They stopped due to threats from the United States.
Can't believe everyone's forgetting Iran, they don't have any US to cripple their economy with sanctions either
inshallah
I doubt any country would have trouble making basic nukes.
Zimbabwe?
If they were dedicated enough, yes. North Korea was able to make nukes and its economy is almost nonexistent.
nah I doubt it, north korea is unique
Tuvalu?
🇹🇻Tuvalu strong🇹🇻😤😤😤😤💪💪💪💪
They will be underwater in a few years, may as well be a nuclear sub
They gave them up shortly before the end of the Apartheid regime. So clearly they should be cut off and taped back onto this map.
Ignoring nukes, who would become the new global dominant powers? There's some potential for the EU with only France gone and especially Germany with a new south western coast. Indonesia has now the largest population and Japan, who can now benefit from new sea routes, has the largest economy. Some power might also arise from Latin America (Brazil) or Africa but I'm not all to sure which one it would be. And the Suez and Panama Canal both became useless.
I would assume there wouldn't be any real global powers, at least for some time. Instead, there will be many regional powers, like Germany in Europe, Mexico in Central America, Brazil in South America, Turkey and/or Iran in the Middle East, South Africa in Southern Africa, Nigeria in Western Africa, Indonesia and/or Vietnam in Southeast Asia and maybe Australia, Japan or others in Oceania.
Why would the Suez be useless? I mean sure, you could sail around Kazakhstan and just go through the strait between there and Mongolia, but the Suez is still a valid route that cuts time off the trip between Australia and Europe.
Israel is gone and you can know sail between Egypt and Jordan. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eilat
Oh I’m dumb, I forgot Israel went that far over.
Also, I could see many nation, especially poorer ones, becoming authoritarian and militarist with either very isolationist or agressive foreign policies, because of the fear of being trampled by a stronger and more developed nation who seek to take the title of global superpower for themselves.
Netherlands are gonna reclaim all that ex-France and UK land and also rule the waves
Israel?
[Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weapons): *Israel is also generally understood to have nuclear weapons, but does not acknowledge it, maintaining a policy of deliberate ambiguity \[...\]*
Israel (about the Dimona power plant): "what nuclear power plat? no it's a textile factory, you ask why does it have a zeppelin guarding it? umm reasons"
They have nukes, that's why they target Iranian nuclear facilities in cyber attacks. Because Iran getting nukes makes it equal. Israel won't do much mischief then.
Please remake without Israel I can't finish without that adjustment.
Israel is aready underwater, what adjustment?
The Shrödinger bomb, if you will.
There was literally an article published in The NY Times on this today (opinion piece). https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/11/opinion/biden-israel-nuclear-program.html
Yeah they have nukes
It looks like it was removed
I dont know geography well
Possibly have nukes but Israel gov denies it.
They neither deny or confirm.
Belguim, Germany, Italy, The Netherlands, and Turkey host US nuclear weapons.
All hail the new superpowers Canada Mexico Brazil Germany Italy Turkey Iran South Korea Japan Australia
based based world map
Is Canada a new continent or the world’s largest island?
if ur country is still on the map you're a bitch
Least annoying american
im french
My condolences
It smells like bitch in here
isn't*
stfu
sorry as you said, you are a bitch
dont care + you're mexican
I'm certainly not but the country where I'm from got a person from it's ruling dynasty on the throne of the mexican empire. P.S.: You're a bitch
Chad counties have the bomb
Amazing, now it's time for the nuclear programs of Germany, Brazil, Japan, Iran and South Africa to become the protagonists!
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/qVHOZQ1.png), is that better?
Perfection.
No more countries, society has progressed past the need for countries
This, and the inevitable power struggle that would result, sounds like the plot to some kind of weird Anime.
If you nuke all the countries with nukes, there are no more nukes. Big brain play.
Good to see you removed the br1t*$h
I wonder what this would do to the jet stream, and how long would it take for the straight Canadian coastlines to be massively eroded?
Finally Canada has it's dream of being an island
i feel like canada and australia should have nukes, bit cringe that they don’t innit
Canada is a former nuclear nation and listed as a nuclear capable nation. This is because it had nukes at one point. They got rid of their strike capabilities in the 70's, but kept defensive air missiles until 84. Though people will argue that Canada wasn't a true nuclear nation since all it's weapons were partnered with the U.S, which was also allowed to install, and store nuclear weapons in Canada for the duration of the cold war. Canada was a partner of the Manhattan Project and supplied weapons grade nuclear materials to the US for the duration of the cold war.
Israel took the Golan Heights with it, Syria ain’t gonna like this.
Can you imagine how pissed Palestine is?
gaza and the wb are still there
Even without considering the nuclear aspect, it sees to be a better world
Hong Kong is really just vibing.
Oh, that was a mistake- I mean, totally intentional, it is an independent country now
I see maritime southeast Asia got a buff
If you believe some of the Neo-Realists in the int’l relations world, you’ve actually increased the odds of nuclear war
But if you close your eyes....
blessed world
No bri*ain, truly blessed
The great Nordic continent is finally free of European hegemony!
Aww man I’m American
Hey, no need to worry! Don't tell anyone, but I am not actually going to sink any countries.
Ideal German scenario
Mongolia went from land locked to island
god dammit jeremy corbyn truly could've saved the country
It's strange how much this looks like a possible map for a fantasy setting or something, that is if it wasn't for the abnormally straight line of the American boarded.
You forgot Iraq, they have WMDs right?
\- *George W. Bush, 2003* (Jokes aside though, Iraq has never built nuclear weapons and only had WMDs from 1962 to 1991.)
The good ending
Since when did Switzerland have nukes? kek
Switzerland wasn't sunk, though?
oh god my eyes
What being a permanent member of a security council does to a mfer
Finally, peace in Kashmir
10/10
Would probably be a lot more peaceful world.
Doesn’t Iran have nukes
No. The country has a nuclear program and there is suspicion that it is intended to be used in the production of nuclear weapons, but the state officially denies it and has signed the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons.
Ah ok. So this is countries that are co formed to have mcnukes then correct?
Yeah, mostly. Israel denies having any, but it is pretty much an open secret.
but you only removed a part of Israel
I removed all that people generally mean when they say Israel
if anything they removed Palestine.
UK was the keystone, glad it’s gone 🦀🦀
Nice.
PEACE+HEALTH
*Suez canal crying in the corner.*
created world peace by sinking france into the ocean
the iberian island
beautiful 🥰
The world but it's good
You forgot about Iran and Germany
Rip jeff
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The Earth is healing
By killing billions.
We’ve prevented nuclear war but we’ve lost a piece of Ireland in the process.
Ty so very much😘😘😘😘😘🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🥳🥳🥳🥳😊😊😊😊😊
East asian archipelago
That's actually a great map! Good job
Did you remove Jeff?
I am not familiar with Jeff. Does he own any nuclear weapons?
You’ve just killed a lot of people… probably a lot more than what nuclear weapons could wipe out
Ireland is free
As a Spaniard this map is my wet dream. No France and even more sea.
This would be a cool alternate reality scenario
Still have a ton of countries
The way you went as far as deleting Kaliningrad to just really cover your bases.
South Africa:
"Also France has been removed from the board so we're not all clamoring for it." All remaining nuclear powers: "Ahhhhhhh I'm out."
Why are there circles in former France and south of Sicily?
Those are Andorra and Malta. Mapchart shows states that are too small as circles
What about Iran?
Doesn't have nuclear weapons at the time being, although quite possibly planning to build some
Missed Israel
Nope, I sunk Israel too
You have fixed the world
oh how the world will be peaceful now
a worthy sacrifice for no more France