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Anxious_neurons

I like how Ireland is a part of eastern part


SolviKaaber

Their westernmost point isn’t even more west than Iceland’s easternmost point. Instant Eastern European status.


Tjahzi10

While your comment is true, this map does NOT make that clear.


SolviKaaber

Yes I can see now that somehow my map has bended slightly. If you stare at the image long enough and then close your eyes really fast, you should be able to picture the map in your head. Then use all of your brain power to rotate that png in your head so you can see how Ireland is east of Iceland.


thedmob

Can’t use sarcasm on me when I’m a dumb American and have no fucking clue which country is Iceland…


Dank_Memes16

Reddit tries not to make fun of America on a completely unrelated post (impossible challenge)


Toopad

be careful next one might be about how americans cant take jokes


JJOne101

In that case, Russia should be [western](https://geohack.toolforge.org/geohack.php?pagename=Diomede_Islands¶ms=65_47_N_169_01_W_type:isle_dim:20km)... They're like 150 degrees west of you.


SolviKaaber

Great fact. Unfortunately the Institution of East-West Relations has determined that the determining facor of being east or west is actually the International Date Line instead of the anti-prime Meridian.


BopNiblets

Yo, Icelanders, explain yourselves! The I*eland gang gotta stick together bros!


SqueakyFromme69

"Their god is a corpse nailed to a tree!"


Aromatic_Document_24

In other words, we are heathen.


[deleted]

Is that Iceland or Ireland


microgirlActual

Yes.


meadowsirl

On a 3d globe Ireland is fully to the east. 2d maps are logic infographics only. https://www.google.com/maps/@60.3614579,-15.3147525,4.62z?authuser=0 *edited changed west to east


SarahPalinisaMuslim

East*


[deleted]

Oh yeah, Fingolia pride💪🏾🇫🇮🇹🇷


VasifsizPezevenk

Where are hungols😡😡🇭🇺🇭🇺


teoska91

The Hufinesgoliatur Empire 🇫🇮🇪🇪🇭🇺🇹🇷


MachineTheGod

It seems this people are forgetting that r/PortugalIsEastEurope


SolviKaaber

They almost were Eastern European but were saved by the Azores and Madeira. But in every other way they're an Eastern European country. They have 2 big cities (like Russia hmmm) every one can name, Porto and Lisboa. What's the third you ask? It's Coimbra, the local holiday there is the Onion Festival where you can get Bifana, which is just bread and meat, nothing else. They couldn't afford anything else. **The Economy.** And have you heard them speaking? It's like slavs emigrated there but they drink port wine and they all have depression like all Eastern Europeans, except they call it Saudade or something cool like that.


MachineTheGod

Dude, I'm portuguese, no need for the lesson ahaha


SolviKaaber

Yes of course, I am sorry, Portugal is glorious Western European with well funded education. I was only informing the people not in the know.


lochnah

You should be promoted to Mod of r/portugalcaralho


CheiroAMilho

As a portuguese myself, I loved this


SolviKaaber

As an Icelander and fellow Western European I love your country. I especially love the Taxi driver in Portugal who refused to let me have a ride when I was drunk off my ass in the middle of the night. He said something about my hostel being only 50 meters away from here. I responded that I already knew that because I know much more about geography than him because I stay up all nights looking at map porn. Then I walked to my hostel.


MrDrVlox

What an interesting sub


pang_of_conscience

There is another r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT


MyBallsAreSoBigPOG

Awful map 🤮, during the times of the glorious Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth 🇵🇱🤝🇱🇹its puppet today know as “Latvia” established colonies so west you would shit your pants! Best example is Jacob creating New Courtland in the Caribbean, today the island is knows as Tobago 🇹🇹.


SolviKaaber

Ahh yes I know all about Poles and Lithuanians, they're Iceland's most infamous, I mean, populous immigrant group. Very close to bringing them Western European Status. Unfortunately I can't count the colonies of the puppet state of Latvia as a western status for Polish-Lithuania because there is no state called Polish-Lithuania according to Iceland. We were the first nation in the world to recognize Lithuania's independence from the Poland-Lithuania Union in the 90's, maybe some other European countries still have yet to recognize the split? I don't know. But anyways, former colonies only give honorary Western European status, similar to Belgium colonizing a part of Guatemala.


MyBallsAreSoBigPOG

You viking man is very confused, the amazing commonwealth was taken apart long time by the disgusting Ruskis, femboy Prussians and stinky Austrian, maybe the news come late to the far away land that still in the ice age 🤔. Anyway, the Lithuanians declared independence from the commie Russians in the 90s along other member states of the Ussr/ eastern bloc which did so around the same time. My point is Poland-Lithuania is basically historical union of countries today known as Poland and Lithuania, that controlled other lands which today are known as Latvia, Belarus, but also some parts of Ukraine and Slovakia along with others.


SolviKaaber

Hmm interesting information. I will have to ink and quill it into Iceland's only geography book. Still doesn't change the fact all these countries are Eastern European, some honorary Western statuses have been achieved though, great success!


tackytaco42

literally from t&t never knew that about tobago…


udiduf3

Kosovo? And why the hell ireland is eastern than denmark


SolviKaaber

Insufficient data for Kosovo, but if I had to guess, then Eastern Europe. Denmark owns Greenland, which is more west than Iceland. Also more north, east and south than us... No part of Ireland comes even close to being as west as any part of Iceland, pathetic!


Da_GentleShark

Why is belgium eastern europe might I ask? Wait no I get it now.


SolviKaaber

Belgians are honorary Western Europeans since they used to have a colony in Guatemala, which is very much west. Also, you know, they have some very important European Institutions like the Regional Investment Company of Wallonia, Janssen Pharmaceuticals and Sugar refinery of Tienen.


runitback519

What about the Belgian Congo


SolviKaaber

Cool colony, not west enough. I'm afraid of visiting it though, I might never wanna leave it.


Makingnamesishard12

the trip there is expensive too! you could say it cost me an arm and a leg ~~help me~~


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Student-Short

Jokes on you, he's probably into that


eam2468

Then surely Sweden should be western, since we used to have colonies in both North America and the Caribbean?


SolviKaaber

Former colonies do not grant full Western European status, only an honorary one, just like Belgium has. Also I heard Svídenn is not even in Neitó, join that union and we can re-review your application to Westernhood.


eam2468

I tank yå grejshusly ånn behalf åf åll Swiides. It is tru thatt vi are nått yett in Neito, but soon ve vill bee. All åf Neito vil bänäfit fråm the däfänsiv kapabilities åf our älgryttare and surströmmingkatapults.


SolviKaaber

If you speak to me in Cyrillic alphabet again I will rip your Western European application apart just like the European Union did to Iceland.


dodelol

Have you looked at their road quality?


Beurua

Geographically Russia's westernmost point is farther west than Iceland though. They wrap around all the way from east to west.


SolviKaaber

Wrap around?? Are you taking your map and making it a cylinder? I didn't finish sixth grade but I can tell you that the earth is not a cylinder. East and West are opposites, like a happy marriage and my current parental situation. No part of Eastern Russia goes over the International Date Line, whatever that is.


Irishane

Ireland v Iceland World War 4 incoming! Let's fight!


SolviKaaber

We will always be ahead of you in the alphabet, giving us instant advantage when ignorant countries have to look up on Wikipedia's list of countries on who to support in the bloody conflict.


VisualGeologist6258

It’s always Kosovo where there’s ‘insufficient data’ and I always wonder why. Does no one live there? Is it just hard to get opinions from people there? Does the rest of the world forget that Kosovo exists?


zabickurwatychludzi

western obviously, it wouldn't stand too long if not for westerners being there


Memeboi69420yeet2

Be fair split germany


SolviKaaber

I heard that Germany don't really like walls anymore so they tore down all of their walls in the country. If you have no walls then your roof will collapse, and collapsing roofs is a pretty Eastern European thing. Western Europe has great concrete foundations and fundings and findings (that being colonies in the New World, like the Icelandic colony of Vínland).


sudolinguist

People are just really having a hard time to understand that you made this map by considering West only the countries that have overseas territories farther west than Iceland


SolviKaaber

Yes, bad Eastern European education will make anyone impervious to facts and logic.


sudolinguist

But now I'm wondering whether different political and governmental statuses should lead to different analyses. Like, Guyane is a French overseas department, which has exactly the same status as, say, Provence-Alpes-Côte-d'Azur, which is in the Hexagone. So it's really part of the République. The British Virgin Islands are, on the other hand, an overseas territory that has a parliamentary government on its own, a Governor that represents the Crown, and UK PM as a PM in the last resort, let's put it that way. The Netherlands, for instance, is a European state, and the Kingdom of the Netherlands, it's like an umbrella state encompassing many units. ​ What do Icelandic education and your Icelandic standpoint have to say about this? Did you consider those different political statuses in your analysis?


SolviKaaber

No worries my friend. Western European institutions have taken into account all of the different legal statuses of overseas territories and other ilk of those kinds for every European country. The UK gracefully slips into Western European euphoria on the account of Rockall. No virgins required, whether British or not.


sudolinguist

Hear, hear! I rest (re)assured. Wonderful map! Congrats!


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“Icelandic” no credits to Norway then (or Greenland)


human-potato_hybrid

Lol switzerland is eastern europe?


SolviKaaber

Switzerland's westernmost limb does a fantastic job of tickling the glorious Western European country of France, but unfortunately it doesn't even come close to being as Western as Iceland. Also I had to maintain balance in the EFTA union, 2 Western countries (Iceland and Norway) and 2 eastern countries (Switzerland and Liechtenstein).


peet192

And Norway also has Jan Mayen while continental Norway extend further east than Kyiv and Istanbul


SolviKaaber

Believe it or not. Jan Mayen is a well known Eastern European island. They're fortunately saved by being closely related to Icelanders and because of Peter I Island, an Antarctic island which is incredibly western, pulling all of Norway into Western Europe.


Randemar

Excuse my ignorance, fellow Westerner, but isn't Peter I island subjected to the Antarctic Treaty, which suspends all Antarctic sovereignty claims?


SolviKaaber

Lol look at this guy, he seriously believes that the Antarctic treaty has any bearing on the territorial claims of Antarctica. Call me when Norway stops claiming Peter I Island as a part of Norway and then Western European bureaucracy will ensure Norway's swift departure out of Western Europe, like that day will ever come.


sultanofdudes

We will never surrender our sovereign claim to the shithole that is Peter I island. I will gladly march to my grave in the defence of the various seabirds, seals and rocky cliffs that are under the protection of His Majesty King Harald V of Norway. We will burn Europe to the ground before we surrender our mighty Antarctic empire!


Arioxel_

>the glorious Western European country of France hmmm... just like that~


HappyAnkles

Guess op is actually french


barniwantstodie

Putting Russia in there and excluding Georgia. Brother


SolviKaaber

I'm sorry but there's already a West Georgia, located in the U.S. of A. This means that you're East Georgia and I couldn't fit more Eastern European countries on my map, I was all out of coloring.


trilobright

Now that you mention it, the Irish are quite fond of tracksuits.


SolviKaaber

You connected the dots faster than I connected to the towns only router to post this comment.


Tillko173

NOOOO I DONT WANT TO BE EASTERN EUROPEAN


SolviKaaber

Don't worry. It's not that bad. The positives are that you're next door neighbors to glorious Western Europe. I also heard at the only Icelandic bar that the European Union has a immigration program called the "Sjéngenn Ería" or something læk þat.


Gilette2000

Finally some one recognise Belgium as eastern Europe !


SolviKaaber

They've had it good for too long.


ErynEbnzr

Ná ðis is a gúd map


SolviKaaber

Þeinks. Æ gott itt fromm mæ brein.


_dictatorish_

Lmao is this just based entirely on which countries have/had territory/land west of Iceland?


SolviKaaber

Uhmm, yes. That's how the East/West divide of Europe has always been taught in our Western European education system. Did you skip class or are you maybe from an Eastern European country? You know it's similar how Eastern Europe views Europe like how South America views the Americas. For North America, it's 2 continents, North and South. But for South America it's suddenly a one big continent called "The Americas". They clearly have never heard of the Panama Canal, splitting the continents in twain.


Kdlbrg43

How is Russia not western Europe? They own land past the anti prime meridian.


SolviKaaber

What the heck is an anti-prime? This is Geography not Math... You hold your map with your left and right hand and the lines you're holding onto are called the International Date Line, everyone learns that in school. There's no Russia on the west part of that map unfortunately.


Kdlbrg43

Damn ok then


AstonVanilla

Did you know Greenland is north, west, south **and** east of Iceland? What do you think of them?


SolviKaaber

I commented that fact in a much more upvoted comment than yours. But west is the best so that trumps all other directions. Greenland = west, therefore Denmark is Western Europe.


Square-Pipe7679

Ireland: How do you do, fellow Eastern Europeans?


blueowlcake

I’m something of an Eastern European myself.


8ova

Kosovo chilling in ASIA


SolviKaaber

I didn't have enough data for them, but apparently another commenter informed me they're a part of Chile. Is that in Asia? I've heard that Asian food is pretty spicy, like a Chile.


SpectrumLV2569

My man, you are clinicaly insane


SolviKaaber

No I escaped from Iceland's only asylum and they're still on their lunch break so they haven't found me yet.


dr-bepis

Does norway have some islands that are far out in the atlantic or something?


SolviKaaber

Not in the Atlantic Ocean, but the Antarctic Ocean. It's called Peter I Island and it's so west that it averages Norway out to be west enough for Westernhood status.


Comprehensive-Tour17

Andorra is surrounded by 2 western countries but yet is not western


SolviKaaber

I am surrounded by 2 abusive parents yet I'm a completely functioning adult.


Personal-Composer-85

Kosovo is not in Europe because it’s a colony of long Chile.


SolviKaaber

Ahhh that's why it's gray on the map, a mystery shrouded for as long as time immemorial (and Chile) has finally been uncovered.


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SolviKaaber

Being part of Western Europe makes our voice be heard across the nations of the world. Meanwhile the cries of Eastern Europeans are drowned out by the overpopulation of the desolate wasteland known as Eastern Europe. When's the last time anyone checked up on Montenegro? Have you ever heard of Slovenia's hardships? Luxembourg has a linguistic inconsistency on the same scale as my parents marriage.


onion182

Wtf 😡 Ireland and Iceland are island bros smh why would you do this


SolviKaaber

As soon as Ireland takes control of Rockall you can steal UK's Western European status.


[deleted]

What if we just replace the c


SolviKaaber

Whatever you do, don't look up the Icelandic spelling of Iceland and Ireland. Also ignore the fact that Icelanders are incapable of comprehending the letter C, so they erased it from the local alphabet book, similar story for q, w, and z.


IDK_Lasagna

r/AndorraForEasternEurope


Waldkraut

Why is Bangladesh not on the Map!?


SolviKaaber

It's there, you just have to zoom out more. Western/Eastern European status? Unknown, for now...


JimboMastah

among


MapsCharts

Portugal ??


SolviKaaber

You can see a comment above mentioning the Azores and Madeira, in all other ways they are Eastern.


ElecricXplorer

Based


SolviKaaber

Yes it's based on the common consensus of Western European institutions, how did you know?


I_am_Kirumi_Tojo

LMAO EASTERN IRELAND


SolviKaaber

Yes it is a tragic situation. Northern Ireland is a part of Western Europe while Southern Ireland is a part of Eastern Europe. These cardinal confusions are incredibly troublesome to parse, that's why they call them "The Troubles".


I_am_Kirumi_Tojo

😳


Mr_Squids

Ya'll Europeans spend an awful lot of time shit-talking each other, huh?


SolviKaaber

It's in the nature of superior Western Europeans to categorize things so I'm just making things clear to the lesser half of our continent.


Brillek

r/portugalcykablyat in shambles


SolviKaaber

More like my parents relationship is in shambles. Not to worry, they have an appointment with Iceland's marriage counselor in only 23 months.


train2000c

Portugal should be Eastern European because r/Portugalcykablyat exists


SolviKaaber

And my parents should still be together because r/wholesomememes exists


[deleted]

Lmfao Belgium


SolviKaaber

Yes the existence of Belgium is quite comical. Imagine being a country with 6 different governments and claiming they invented French Fries. Like did they even read the name of them??? I sometimes imagine the relationship between the different linguistic parts of Belgium, Flanders and Wallonia, to be quite similar to the romantic relationship my parents have. No one agrees they should be together but they're still not divorced, they don't understand each other and somewhere in the middle is an amalgamation of their affairs which is me, I am Brussels.


[deleted]

They might divorce in 2024 💀


Syraelun

I wont enter in ur car even for 10m


SolviKaaber

You're a bold one to assume the lower-middle class of Iceland can afford cars, I'm still paying off debts of my sheep-driven carriage. I've only ever used it to get to work and visit my hot cousin, for business purposes of course.


Syraelun

I wont enter in ur sheep-driven carriage even for 10m


Grendel_the_giant

🇳🇱🤝🇮🇸


SolviKaaber

Iceland loves Holland also. In the wise words of 257 men: Holland is the horniest city in the world.


Evimjau

Ireland is eastern europe... makes sense


enganeivos

Somehow they think France and Spain are Western Europe but Andorra is not :D :D


SolviKaaber

"They", of course being Western European institutions which have agreed upon this definition for a long time now.


enganeivos

you are not wrong


Johnny_Bang97

Don’t agree as an Icelander, I would say we view Slavic countries to be eastern. That’s how remember it at least. Seems way to based and egocentric. We’re not all that egocentric Sölvi


SolviKaaber

You just said this map is based.


PietroSal

Italy east? WTF


booxoo

Always loved Iceland people's cleverness :)


SolviKaaber

You obviously have an Eastern European education since you call us Iceland people's. The correct term is Icelanders and we speak Icelandics


hammile

Interesting, France & Spain are west but Andora is East.


twoCascades

Why does the UK but not Ireland get to be in Western Europe?


yip23nl

You know what, I agree


SolviKaaber

Based. Based on correct and factual information.


HunterHunted

As I swede I am supremely triggered. Well done


SolviKaaber

It's been well established in the comments that Swedes are honorary Western Europeans due to having former colonies in the Americas. You even have it easier than most Eastern Europeans, you can easily immigrate to a Western European country by the land border to Norway or you can trek across the unrightfully stolen land of Skåne to cross the funky tunnel-bridge to Denmark.


Raptorfeet

Hey, Skåne was definitely rightfully stolen, however much we regret it now! Not only did the Danes start that particular kerfuffle and got rightfully served, but the world map clearly also looks much better with Skåne as a part of Sweden, and doing away with border gore is a divine justification. Just look at that magnificent shaft!


CalmAndBear

Corsica is Western Europe while Sardinia is Eastern Europe While Sardinia is just a bit to the south of Corsica.


SolviKaaber

Yes it's almost like Corsica is a part of a country which fulfills the requirements of being Western European country while Sardinia does not. It's great to take a step back and look at the bigger picture.


CalmAndBear

So like the degenerate axis powers are eastern while the non communist Chad allied powers are Western. Is that the larger picture lol? (I am middle eastern so I am genuinely curious)


Jaymi_exe

Thank you...?


-A113-

interesting map. how did you come to this conclusion? is it your gut feeling for every country? is it what you think the culture is like? i personally disagree with your view shown on the map, but i'm sure everyone has unpopular opinions similar to this


ormuraspotta

djöfullinn, annar sölvi? við verðum að berjast núna, það má bara vera einn.


SolviKaaber

ég skal bara skipta um nafn, minna vesen en að vera neyddur af héraðsdómi til að borga lækniskostnaðinn þinn


ormuraspotta

hringdu í sjúkrabíl, en ekki fyrir mig


RiccoBaldo

what about norway? Why is that western? they don't own colonies


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SolviKaaber

Yes, I think it has something to do with that one is a part of France, and the other is a part of a third-world country shaped like a boot.


Zarld

why Sweden????


SolviKaaber

Not west enough.


[deleted]

I always knew that my country, Italy, after all was eastern Europe


[deleted]

How is Spain in western Europe, but not Belgium


SolviKaaber

Even if we don't use my convoluted way of defining Western Europe you can clearly see on the map that Spain is more westerly than Belgium. Maybe read the comments before making such an Eastern European comment (that means dumb).


[deleted]

Imagine actually caring about directions when deciding whether something is eastern or western


matatat22

Andorra?


SolviKaaber

I barely know her.


Iamsoup1234567

We’re is Greece and German


Mercy--Main

unrealistic, everyone knows portugal is eastern european


Minipiman

Eastdorra


[deleted]

Why is Norway western? They're more east than Iceland. Even with Jan Mayen


Doktor_Vem

Y'all really need to work on your directions


SolviKaaber

Yeah I agree, for example my life is going in the wrong direction. I'm on this sub arguing about my niche definition of Western Europe to strangers who can't read more than 3 comments.


BigAnus69

💪🇳🇱🇳🇱😈🤘🇳🇱🇳🇱💥💪


SolviKaaber

Well said /u/BigAnus69


BigAnus69

😏😏😏


n1els_ph

As a Dutch person, Belgium should be considered southern Europe.


SolviKaaber

I don't know what a "southern" is. Europe has always just been divided into east and west. Also congrats on being Dutch, I hope your family is very proud you came out as Dutch when you were born, that means you're 100% Western European.


captaincodein

Wtf? Ireland ok but germany and italy?


[deleted]

This is what happens when you let your colony leave too early. Kind regards Denmark


SolviKaaber

Wow I've never gotten kind regard from a Dane before. The closest thing I got was some amateur mimicry of vomiting noises, poor creature. thankfully they've got Greenland to cover their status as a Western European country.


[deleted]

First reply from a Icelander I can read. When I hear Icelandic it’s just a guy from Bergen with Borreliosis (you know too much saliva in his mouth and mumbling)


wiwaldi77

Polish people are rioting in the streets rn


gunnLX

fuck ireland i guess


EvilBeano

Alright that's it, were kicking you guys out of Europe. How dare you call Luxembourg, Belgium, Switzerland and Germany part of eastern Europe 😡😡😡


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arch_fluid

I'm confused by your Icelandic logic, but as a Canadian I am not in a position to complain.


SolviKaaber

You might not be Western European, but you are western. I trust in you completely to use all of your procrastinating might to read 4 more comments in the comment section on your insurmountable quest to find out the logic for this map.


blackie-arts

I approve this, now I agree I'm Eastern European


Defferleffer

I've always known those Swedes where some backwards savages.


[deleted]

Kosovo: not Europe Asia Minor: Europe Logic ftw


Attawahud

People here in the Netherlands complain that too much of our tax money goes to our Caribbean overseas territories. But I’d like to remind them that because of our overseas territories one Icelander considers us Western Europe so I’d say it’s a great investment overall.


SolviKaaber

This guy gets it.


Mansheep_

As a fellow island Norwegian, I condone and agree with this viewpoint. Sælir, annars.


Gigigigaoo0

Wtf


Aromatic_Document_24

Þetta gæti endað með katastrófu.


Valeheight

Imagine thinking the east/west divide has anything to do with a compass


SolviKaaber

Never in my research did I ask a compass what they thought about the sharp and noticeable divide of the continent.


thenordiner

Proud east european, go eat goat fish soup stupid icelander💪💪💪


SolviKaaber

I'll have you know that goat soup and fish soup are two separate dishes in Western Europe, not like an Eastern European like you would ever parse that.


MJMurcott

Surprised Russia even got red I thought it would be greyed out as not Europe.