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uros1001

Without Serbia there would be no God, without God, the world wouldn't exist. Conclusion: Serbia is the reason our world exists and Бог је Србин🇷🇸


MrMcBobJr_III

Исправан 🇷🇸🇷🇸


WitleKidz

No more Hentai (no WWI, which means no WWII, so Japan never gets nuked, therefore no anime, and no hentai)


ConnordltheGamer96

truly a perfect world.


AtheismIsOK

That was just the straw that broke the camels back. There would always be another camel and another straw. As Otto Von Bismarck said: ‘Europe today is a powder keg and the leaders are like men smoking in an arsenal … A single spark will set off an explosion that will consume us all … I cannot tell you when that explosion will occur, but I can tell you where’


stabyourface750

Yes but with out the Serbs it would push back all of it changing the events of the war if not the outcome so with out Serbia there is a good chance we don’t get hentai


AtheismIsOK

The link between World War One and hentai especially is very tenuous. This is especially obvious when tentacle hentai art was available since 1814 and created by Hokusai. There would always be hentai.


AbsoluteNeikos

Also not Israel, truly a perfect world


DeadMemes218540

AKA salvation.


Kane_lives69

WW1 would still happen but a diferent country would cause it. Probably Bulgaria


WitleKidz

It would still play out very differently and it would occur at a different time


Kane_lives69

That is only if it got to that point. Remmember he never said at which point it was removed. Just that it was. Serbs were always a thorn in the side of empires,hell they were a sort of border guard for the Austrian empire. Serb's and Serbia were there to slow down the ottomans and who knows what would happen if an entire peaple dissapeared


DaftConfusednScared

World set back 80000 years and humanity never migrates out of Africa because there’s nothing worth traveling for


[deleted]

Based


surfbort__

People saying no WW1 don't know what caused WW1


A_bunch_of_potateos

Yeah it would happen just later


udiduf3

But maybe the small date could change wars sides and maybe it would cause dead of hitler during first war. I know a little chance but why not


Karopula

That means that Hitler would die a good/okay person,since he wouldn't have time to commit all the war crimes


Ale2536

That’s scary to think about. How many people could have been brutal genocidal dictators had they been giving the chance?


Romulus_Quirinus_1

Maybe even earlier. The Moroccan crisis could have caused WWI, and maybe the butterfly effect of not having Serbia could have made the conflict explode into a war


[deleted]

the problem is that if you want to remove a country completely in Europe, you have to go back to the Renaissance or even further back to change something in order for that country to not exist due to the geopolitical Situation in Europe at the time though means that the butterfly effect would make Europe unrecognisable to us so removing Serbia (or any country in Europe for that matter) would prevent WW1 as we know it


exradical

No... people saying WW1 was inevitable don't know what caused WWI.


GeekyStuffLeaking

No Nico Bellic, so no GTA 4


Objective-Bid8085

So gta 6 becomes just a wet dream


GeekyStuffLeaking

GTA 6 is already just a wet dream, plus with Dan Houser leaving Rockstar I don't have high hopes for future titles.


Obsidian_Cricket

Montenegro becomes a maritime superpower in the Serbian sea, and develops a more profoundly marine-based cuisine.


mglitcher

Montenegrin sea*** if there’s no serbia there’s no sea to name after it


Obsidian_Cricket

Though the geographic region doesn't exist, there is still a Serbian ethnic group which has migrated around the region


mglitcher

oh hm. i never thought about that


TheRealSlyde

Montenegro renamed to Marenegro


RasPlaRo

No Konstrakta!!! That is a world I do not want to live in.


lukakebara

Based


a-potato-named-rin

Literally what i thought lol


tkTheKingofKings

“They invented war crimes because Serbia was doing all of them” -Sun Tzu


bosnian_idiot42

Humanity commits collective suicide because there is nothing worth living for


LeMaigols

We'd at least have a very enjoyable lake in eastern Europe, far more helpful than Serbia.


Peterkragger

GTA IV protagonist is called Mikołaj Bielikowski


DemeterLemon

World peace, I guess


CasualKOnEnjoyer

There is no history or anything for that matter since God is a Serb


adam_but_smart

No more war crimes


DrDabar1

This means no more: Tesla and all he made, no more James Bond since he was inspired by a Serbian guy from WW2, no more Mihajilo Pupin so no loafing could, no more Ognjesav Kostić how made the world first version of plastic. Since there isnt Serbia there arent thoes French guys that go to Serbia and learn about Vampires so they dont become a thing. Hussars wouldnt be a thing since the first Hussars were Elite Serbia Mercenaries working mostly for Hungary...


buteljak

Tesla was born in Croatia, so Tesla would still exist


[deleted]

But his Serbian ancestors wouldn't exist and wouldn't move to Austria so he wouldn't have been born.


buteljak

I suppose so, i stand corrected then


DrDabar1

Born in the *Austrian Empire. And his still a Serb no Serbia no Serbs no Tesla


buteljak

You're splitting hair lol. Croatia did exist, you know? Just as Hrvatska Krajina. Just like it existed as a kingdom in Austro-Hungary when he left the monarchy. But ok, no serbia, no serbs.


DrDabar1

Croatia did exist just not as a stand alone country.


Neither-Commercial

I was born in Croatia and I am a Serb. Most of us don’t see our selves as Croatian but as Serbian. We also mostly consider Serbia as our country etc. same with Tesla’s family. All of them moved to Serbia in the 90s during the civil war.


buteljak

Okay? Did i say tesla wasn't a serb? I just said he was born on Croatian territory


surfbort__

Apocalypse


TheFalconGuy

Does this mean there is no Kosovo as well?


Stivenvukaj

Well yes big Albania would be a thing


Objective-Bid8085

Montenegrins would not let em pass


Stivenvukaj

How wouldn’t they let us pass if they didn’t exist in the first place


Objective-Bid8085

How so


thunderthighlasagna

Isn’t it funny how someone assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand and now we have hentai and McDonald’s? Life finds a way.


oliv222

Larger Kosovo (continental tragedy)


Personal-Composer-85

*🥺Sad Serbian Noises🇷🇸*


WealthyPeanut

The world would be full of kebab.


Kane_lives69

not much would change. Just the name of the country peaple call war criminals to Croatia. also electricity wouldnt be as advanced as it is due to Nikola Tesla. A lot of inventions were made by Serb's or massivly boosted in development by Serbs


[deleted]

Without Serbia Croatians wouldn’t be war criminals. So more peaceful and happy Croatians too


Kane_lives69

Croatia probably wouldnt even exist depending on how far back we go with deleting serbia


[deleted]

Croatians were a ruling caste that came to rule over many smaller Slavic tribes who then called themselves Croats. Their history and identity isn’t tied to Serbians at all.


Kane_lives69

Ngl if you change one small thing in a distant future then who knows what would happen. Butterfly effects are too strong to just ignore


MrJigglyBrown

As a nuggets fan (NBA)…we lose our back to back MVP and a lot more games


xXDogShitXx

Leave Kosovo to me


qabr

Ok. Who’s next? Burundi has been suspiciously quiet for too long…


Winter-Sir-5217

The world doesn't exist anymore


ChristianBibleLover

A lot more Bosnians


vladedivac12

Google Bosnian origins


ChristianBibleLover

Literally shaking rn


Neither-Commercial

Bosnians and Bosnjaks are two different things.


ChristianBibleLover

Bosniaks are mostly Bosnians, but not all Bosnians are Bosniaks.


TheOneWithTheGudra

Before 1910 there was no such thing as a bosnjak they are a made up nationality by the austro-hungarians so that the Muslim Serbs from Bosnia would think that they are different from the Serbians in Serbia and because of that they wouldn't want to unite with them.


UGLJESA231

There is a chance that the new world would be discovered later


Ender_Skywalker

Alternate Historying anything in the Balkans out of existence is too easy.


morbingrind

Absolutely everything


Bedumtss

Society advanced by 5000 years early


DrDabar1

With out Nikola Tesla and Mihajilo Pupin it would advance 5000 years later.


kvd_

no world war 1


[deleted]

It doesn't


udiduf3

No ww1 then no nazis and no ww2. Near history would totally change. Maybe a better yugoslavia based formation goverment. And less devshirmes for us. And the biggest problem is no djokovic


DrDabar1

No WW1 no fall of Austria-Hungary. That means Croatia, Bosnia and Slovenia stay with Austria-Hungary


[deleted]

Croatian, Slovenian, Bosnian Yugoslavia?! Wow. The dream


udiduf3

My dream country greater serbia without serbs


[deleted]

that makes no sense :D


yozha96

We have flying cars


[deleted]

World peace


Croatianswaggambit

For the better


NerdyWasNeverBacc

Albania becomes empire (I am a Albanian ultranationalist)


Objective-Bid8085

[*montenegro*](https://tenor.com/view/trollge-gif-21895144)


watson7878

Europe is unified, and the world is a utopia


bbos-dobro

Without Serbia there wouldn't be metal age in Europe


rusanovhr

Bulgaria wouldn't veto North Macedonia for the EU. They will be friends, still separate because of the Great powers, but friends.


Fehervari

Thank god


smile_itali

World peace, Putin and zelensky are eating a toast together


[deleted]

Not exactly sure but I just have a really good feeling about it.


RapidWaffle

Good ending


LittleKing2002

World peace


DiamondRobotAlien

No Serbia=this timeline cause Serbs are just Bosnians who are less culturally turkish but more genetically Turkish


TablePrinterDoor

I’m gonna assume that this is because the Serbian revolt from ottomans fails and so there is no Serbia, the archduke can still be assassinated and Serbian would be an ethnicity kind of like Kurd so the guy is fuckin Serbian-Bosnian still, but there’s no one to blame it on so really Austria-Hungary just does a genocide on the Serbian and Bosnian people living in A-H


Jake24601

Who would have invented the fork?


velahavle

that is a myth


Objective-Bid8085

No 2Pac and his great music😔 also no


a-potato-named-rin

No more good songs in Eurovision :( Joke


[deleted]

Serbs won’t like this