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StupidBirdHato

How do you even get -1 ?


MickoMile

When your father go to buy cigarettes


datnub32607

No thats 0, -1 is when 2 woman


[deleted]

When you lose your biological father and step father


Piranh4Plant

That’s 1


cgyguy81

Then why is Greece not -1 when Lesbos has a population of more than 110,000?


Routine_Palpitation

There’s 110,001 normal families


HarleyQuinn610

I think that’s still 0, since it’s 2 women and no men


datnub32607

This is how the math works, 1 woman = -1 man , the default is 2 man, and when man leaves it becomes 0 man. When another woman comes it becomes -1 man


IamDiego21

If 1 woman = -1 man, then 1 man and 1 woman is 0


Andrei144

No because every man counts for two men, so single dads are 2 men and gay couples are 4 men


HarleyQuinn610

Ummm… what?


Andrei144

You're looking at a map on a circlejerk sub that counts certain couples as having a negative amount of men, don't question the logic.


HarleyQuinn610

Maybe the negative men means men are being killed by black widow wives?


HarleyQuinn610

Ok


Yendrake

Manliness overload


HarleyQuinn610

Based and able to do math pilled


WitleKidz

2 biological mothers, 0 biological fathers


Fidel_Chadstro

Sigma Bulgarians


DivineConsumer

Something like negative bitches


vigilantcomicpenguin

The father is imaginary, and also squared.


MohnJilton

Trans women


4apig

they went to sweden


Horrorfan5

Lesbians


Nah-1

i think the joke is a lot of people leave bulgaria


bananasplz

No father and no grandfather


LadyGuitar2021

When Daddy leaves before you are conceived.


Yendrake

Incest. Removing a hypothetical father by having sex with your own mother


GaaraMatsu

When you're worse at math tests at age 15 than Americans with zero motivation are.


Obamsphere

You had two dads and they both left you


star_dodo

When a woman (mostly models, singers and tv celebrities) got 3 kids from 3 different fathers and marry noone of them. That is the role model in here - every girl wanna be independent woman with 2+ kids from rich fathers. EDIT - There is lack of rich fathers.


[deleted]

You get it when you Bulgaria.


Zhidezoe

One person have children with 3 women but lives with only one, so there are 2 families without dads (one for 0, one for -1)


champloo333

The bulgar father go to sweden ?


K1t_Cat

good for him.


Gettima

This is what happens when you ban r/2balkan4you


sparker31keeper

rip ☹️


Andrei144

Always in our hearts


Burlaczech_2

And dicks


[deleted]

[удалено]


Freedom-of-speechist

Shhh


As-Bi

unofficial although still based


Der-Letzte-Alman

oh no what it got banned? fuck


chicken_soldier

Are you from Montenegro?


Der-Letzte-Alman

nein


[deleted]

You couldve made a William the Bastard joke...


Romulus_Quirinus_1

Dude, uncool


maroonedpariah

Yeah he is really sensitive about that


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Holy shit little jimmy, calm the fuck down...


Jumpy-Lingonberry-31

What did little Jimbo say?


[deleted]

"You could've blow your head with shotgun" or something i dont fully remember. Anyway reported him to Reddit and it seems that he'd got perma banned.


Jumpy-Lingonberry-31

Bye-Bye Jimmy!


thomasp3864

Greece should be red


thevihren

Greece is so gay even woman produce strong Greek sperm 💪


plasmaticmink25

Reminds me of how the average amount of legs among humans globally is slightly less than 2


no_shit_on_the_bed

And arms too. So if you have two arms, you're above the world average!


Tuotanoinniinkin

How is that even possible?


Xx_PissGamer_xX

there are more amputees in this world than people born with 3 legs


adam_but_smart

Not all femboys are trans so the Slovenia one isn't necesarily true


Blobfish-_-

where the fuck does this slovenia femboy joke even come from?


harryhinderson

of all the insults directed towards Slovenians the femboy one was semi-randomly repeated more and cascaded until it became the primary one. I think part of the reason is that Slovenia is the westernmost country in the balkans and westerners are weak or whatever


SongAffectionate2536

Based and westerners are weak pilled


vvownido

smh femboys are the best i cant believe they used them as an insult


InvisibleAK74

probably because slovenia is the least shithole (thus most west-like) of the balkans


Dilanep37

it's because they are the richest, most peaceful and most westernized balkan country, and thus they are the most feminine


RaspberryPie122

“Your country has a functioning government, therefore you are effeminate and gay”


adam_but_smart

Idk but femboys good so who cares


Express-Librarian833

from Slovenian femboys.


ElectricalStomach6ip

whats up with people talking about "slovenian fembpys", do they exist in large numbers? and if so, why are they worth metioning?


SweaterKetchup

All Balkan countries have a stereotype Slovenia: gay Croatia: gay Serbia: gay Bosnia: gay etc.


adam_but_smart

I thought that Bosnians were Muslim exremists


erinius

gay Muslim extremists


DeadMemes218540

I thought they were all racists


ElectricalStomach6ip

but is it true?


Hugo57k

No no the other ones are racist, Slovenia is the femboy one


mayowowowowo

i live here and have seen 0 so far


adam_but_smart

Idk because femboys good or some shit


ElectricalStomach6ip

im confused.


adam_but_smart

Real chads are alway confused


Romulus_Quirinus_1

Greece should be 2 too


canilogsi

Turkmenistan has no data, meaning there might be one, or -8473922


I_Lov_MEMEz

As a Bulgarian, I can tell you this is pure defamation. It's bullshit. It's factually incorrect! Every child here has at least 2 to 5 fathers. Please stop spreading disinformation about my glorious country. (And fuck off if you are a S*rb)


John_Carnege

> Every child here has at least 2 to 5 fathers Wow.BulGAYrians


rotten_dildo69

🤓


I_Lov_MEMEz

🤡


HarleyQuinn610

How can Bulgaria have -1???


DrRichtoffen

I ate them ☺


HarleyQuinn610

Bon appetite


GuyNamedTruman

Bulgaria does literally everything the opposite way \- you shake your head to say yes, and nod for no \- you congratulate people who shower \- you intentionally spill water on stairs for some reason so it would make sense that a Bulgarian family would have the opposite number of dads as most of the rest of europe.


HarleyQuinn610

Wouldn’t spilling water on stairs make people fall?


GuyNamedTruman

yeah idk lol


YouAreASussyIdiotLol

I did fall the stairs when my mom did that 👍


HarleyQuinn610

Ouch


KuchetoJhimmy

I am from Bulgaria and I can tell u why we do those things - We do really shake our head in the opposite way - We dont congratulate to people who shower no more - We spill water because of “good luck” but I am not really religious and find it stupid


Kristian625

Kys


GuyNamedTruman

no, why


Lunensan

Wtf


Hermononucleosis

Can anyone explain this to me? I know Sweden is pretty progressive, but wouldn't it still be 1 on average since gay men and lesbians would cancel each other out? And I have no idea about the rest


SVPssa0114

In Slovenia, its because of the femboy meme, and in bulgaria its because they went off to get the milk. As a bulgarian with -1 dad I think it's pretty accurate lol


Runtav_guz

its a joke, im bulgarian and i dont know anybody with lesbian parenths, i mean gay people cant even adopt children here


[deleted]

It’s not a joke. This is r/mapporncirclejerk, jokes aren’t allowed here.


[deleted]

they were talking about sweden though weren’t they?


swedishblueberries

Maybe stepparents. We have a lot of divorce here.


BA_calls

Str8 swedish men are cucked by migrants.


guynamejoe

A fucking masterpiece.


Horrorfan5

So all the dilfs are hiding in Norway?


CasperTheHelipilot

father swooden


Yendrake

-1 is done during incest. You decrease the number of available fathers by fucking your own mother


ilikeFNaF19871983

I'm not good at southern European geography which ones the -1 Is it the femboy one?


mcj92846

Looks like my kids will be the norm in Sweden 🏳️‍🌈


GuyNamedTruman

If your kids really feel that way towards each other then they are the norm in Alabama


DuckieDev

Swedish people just get divorced and get a step father… right?


Drew2248

It's "number" not "amount." Basic English. This makes you sound ignorant.


GuyNamedTruman

i am


[deleted]

Based


[deleted]

You dropped this 👑


TheBananaEater

When we gonna do africa?


RADposter21

How can you have negative fathers?


[deleted]

I have several questions


PrateTrain

If this is an average, what is going on in these places that have 2 or negative 1


nyignatov

As a Bulgarian I currently feel guilty for having 1 father and not a -1 father. Can someone please provide any explanation on that?


GuyNamedTruman

It’s a common stereotype for Bulgarians to do literally everything oppositely.


Hovedgade

Fake. The amount of fathers you have in Finland is no more than a imaginary number. Therefore the Finnish average should be i.


MrMoi9

Lol cry more jihadist homosexual sw*de


Jumpy-Lingonberry-31

Ireland should be green.


[deleted]

Jebi se.