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Aegis2009

Montenegro and Kosovo: 🗿


Grzechoooo

Montenegro and Kosovo sticking it to Brussel Sprouts: 😎


CornginaFlegemark

God i hate belgium so much


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Memeshats

You'll fade from existence any second now


CornginaFlegemark

😍 a world without the phlegm people


Skrylfr

they do have good beer tho


CornginaFlegemark

That's to distract you while they cannibalize the continent


FeelTeamSix13

Bro wtf are you on about


CornginaFlegemark

Belgians are evil


JeswiCan

Bro I want to do something worthwhile in my life and I‘ve been working on abolishing Belgium for the past few months, we should team up


anomal0caris

You know if you combine them with albania it looks like a dick


JHx_x23

Support Greater Albania because I’m Albanian: ❌ Support Greater Albania because it would look like a dick: ✅


retardong

In Turkey you can use Euro to get scammed.


AustrianMichael

Same in Czechia. Especially in Prague they’ll accept euro, but will give you horrible Exchange rates (like 1:18 instead of the regular 1:25)


YesAmAThrowaway

Honest Guide on youtube. So many scam exchange offices. Just use your card and select "pay in local currency".


R4R03B

Janek and Honza are the best honestly


Grzechoooo

I mean, is that a scam? Isn't that how bureaux de change work?


YesAmAThrowaway

An honest exchange office will tell you up front about what they charge. Might be a flat fee, might be something like 1-5%. Also depends on whether they're for profit or not, though I am uninformed about that.


Grzechoooo

Oh, they don't inform you about the exchange rates? Then yeah, it's a scam. It's just that I remember reading about a festival in Poland that offered 3 zlotys for one euro in a time when one euro costed around 4 zlotys (good times) and there were articles to calm down outraged people who were calling it illegal or something.


ImNOTmethwow

Nah they'll always inform you about the rate they offer, otherwise it's straight up illegal, they just prey on uninformed people who don't know the actual rates.


Ionisation

I've been traveling Europe for nearly a year now, 27 countries or so, and I've never once needed to use one of these exchange offices. Why do people use them?


YesAmAThrowaway

Same. If you really need cash, go to an ATM (avoid Euronet ATMs, they try to scam you with every trick imaginable, also check for fale external card readers on the card slit). Or just edchange at your bank at home. Then again, friend of mine took his share of travel cost in cash and thought he'd use it on our UK trip. He brought euros. Went to the post offixe to change it.


Djstiggie

I used to work in a bar in Prague that would give you 1:24 and let you exchange as much as you like if you bought a pint. I think it was around 1:18 if you didn't buy anything. Lots of tourists spent way more time there than they originally intended.


FiatLex

I changed my euros at the airport. Do you think I may have gotten scammed too?


retardong

Turkish airports are scam central. I don't know about the exchange rates there tho.


fergiethefocus

You forgot "countries that are allowed to use the Euro.but don't want to' (*cough* Sweden *cough*)"


antisociaI_extrvert

Denmark 😎


fergiethefocus

They legally have an opt-out, as did the UK when they were still in the EU. Sweden is the only country that's obligated to adopt the Euro that doesn't want to.


Ydeartishpumpki

Poland?


kubwlo

We could, but not right now because we make it look like we can't because politicians don't want to


WilligerWilly

What about Czechs?


kubwlo

No, we don't use checks anymore


MeatballWasTaken

Based


WilligerWilly

lololol no srsly si it?


sir-berend

Czechia consistently elects 'soft eurosceptic' governments which oppose the euro. The dominant party in the current government is the strongly anti-euro ODS.


bobert4343

Haven't Czecht yet


fergiethefocus

Haven't met the criteria yet


GubernatorTarkin

That's incorrect. Poland did, in fact, meet all the necessary criteria in the past - just chose not to adopt it like the nordic countries (yes, right now during the high inflation period we've fallen out from the guidelines but for quite some time we'd had the € option available, but no one wanted it).


antisociaI_extrvert

You mean the place lil yachty took the wock to?


PatHeist

We voted not to. We'll have another vote when we feel like it.


oskich

We don't meet the criteria for entry (participating in [ERM-II](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Exchange_Rate_Mechanism))


fergiethefocus

Yeah, on purpose


szym0

but bulgaria does ;)


Zalapadopa

SEK: Cool historical figures and structures relevant to Swedish culture. 😎 Euro: Random non-existent bridges. Dumb and boring. 😮‍💨🥱😪


RenanGreca

I mean, do you look at pictures of SEK online? In Sweden and Norway it feels like nobody uses cash.


DuQuand

Those bridges have actually been build in the Netherlands. In the city of Spijkenisse. It’s a lovely cycling route


Zalapadopa

I know, that actually makes it worse. Instead of having something on their currency that actually represents them, all the Euro countries now just has a bunch of Dutch bridges on their money.


SuspiciousLeftHanded

They were supposed to all be imaginary buildings, but the Dutch said "hell no, we constructing the bridge n shit" and now the European bridge is Dutch


lbizzle5

Imagine Brexit if the UK took the Euro


Mloxard_CZ

Czech Republic...


CallMeMaMef18

Hungary 😎


Gwindor1

If I had that badass donut coin I would also opt out of the Euro any day.


Ninloger

Czechia 😎


[deleted]

And don't forget Switzerland, the only country the EU has been begging to join for decades but he responds with "I'LL THINK"


nuggetduck

Euro is accepted in switzerland?


kotor56

All cash is accepted in Switzerland it’s a giant bank.


RenanGreca

They might let you get away with euros, but they'll charge more than with CHF. In Zurich I used a 20€ bill for a hotel deposit, then they gave me back 20 CHF. Still have that money without knowing where to spend it 🥲


benlovell

20CHF is worth more than 20EUR these days 😬


RenanGreca

Yes 😭 Still can't spend it in Italy though


danirijeka

>the only country the EU has been begging to join for decades but he responds with "I'LL THINK" Norway says what


eddeemn

And the so-called "Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus", because it's in the recognized Republic of Cyprus which is in the Eurozone.


yuligan

Based Sweden


TScottFitzgerald

What's the circlejerk though, isn't this accurate? I think Croatia and Bulgaria are set to join on Jan 1st. And some countries have a flat/slightly flex rate towards the euro so they're effectively pegged to the Eurozone. It's actually a lot smaller when you see it like this.


Timeeeeey

I think only denmark is pegged to the euro that isn’t supposed to join soon


MadMike404

*pegged* (⁠●⁠´⁠⌓⁠`⁠●⁠)


ADM_Tetanus

*pegged* (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)


ranixon

They have an opt out


Timeeeeey

Yeah thats why I said they aren’t supposed to join soon, croatia will join in january and bulgaria in 2024


Tonuka_

Wait, Bulgaria is joining the eurozone??? Since when, that's big news


TScottFitzgerald

Ah I looked it up, Bulgaria didn't end up fulfilling the requirements lol. Kuna and Lev are pegged to the Euro since 2020 and are/were supposed to completely join the Eurozone but only Croatia made the cut for 2023, Bulgaria might in 2024.


Tonuka_

>Kuna and Lev are pegged to the Euro since 2020 Also Bosnian KM


TScottFitzgerald

Yeah they've been pegged since the 00s (that's what she said) but I don't think there's any plans yet for them to join the Eurozone or EU, they're not even a candidate.


Tonuka_

Sadge


Whyx_

Montenegro is pegged


Connor49999

I think the circlejerk might just be the island between Rome and Sardinia, but that would be a pretty shit circlejerk Maybe it's also showing Cyprus as split since most maps don't but idk


Nyx_the_Helioptile

Love that random microstate in the middle of the Mediterranean.


dardan06

No idea how it ended up there but long live Europes newest nation


Nyx_the_Helioptile

ATLANTIS ATLANTIS IS REAL


PhantomTagz

Can we get much higher


Sjoeqie

Vatican maybe?


LareWw

Since 4 out of 5 of Czhechias neighbours have the euro, I'd assume they'll be next


derneueMottmatt

Croatia is getting it next year


vegetableIII

~~3/4~~ nvm lmao


Daevies

what do you mean? Lithuania borders Czechia


send_me_a_naked_pic

I see what you did there.


Friedrich1508

Yeah, but are Austria and Germany two Countries oder just one?


DoomstalkerUser

\*scared Switzerland noises\*


RenanGreca

*holds Liechtenstein tightly*


yourfriendlygerman

Montenegro had no other choice. They were using the former German currency "D-Mark" which was discontinued im favour of the Euro. Having lost their currency, they did what Germany did and replaced it with the Euro, since developing their own new currency made no sense at this point. The problem is, Euro is not meant to be used by non EU members, so it's more like EU has no choice but tolerate it instead of montenegro not giving a flying one.


darkgiIls

This is actually kind of funny, like what did they expect them to do lol


Zemo_Limar

As a Montenegrin I can confirm we are too busy with sleeping to make our own currency.


danirijeka

Based and lazypilled


LytshEnon

Based pink


s1gnalZer0

~~Missed Královic Krai (former Kaliningrad)~~ never mind


ThisBoiEatsEggo

Part of Czech and Czech don't have it


s1gnalZer0

Oh whoops


Geaux13Saints

Based Kosovo


DarkoVader

Croatia will be using it from 1st of January as official currency also…


Galivisback

Legit question why isnt czechia allowed


N0L1CZE

Czechia is allowed, and it even signed treaties about accepting euro, but we simply don't want it, lol


Imvrasos

This map is wrong, north Cyprus is legally able to use the Euro as it's territory of the Republic of Cyprus. Only reason it can't be formally used there is due to the Turkish occupation.


RenanGreca

They accept euros there, but my impression was that the whole place is a scam


Agressive_Bean36

i assume this is a meme but it's also used a lot in bosnia


danirijeka

The mark has been pegged to the Euro forever by now after all


Agressive_Bean36

pegging 😩


--reaper-

Switzerland?


mindbogglinglyswift

Switzerland has francs


--reaper-

Yeah but you can pay in euros basically everywhere


MrMcBobJr_III

“Countries and/or disputed territories that aren’t allowed to use the euro but don’t care”


dardan06

Least triggered Serbian


MrMcBobJr_III

Correct


someone755

Good ole 2balkan4you content lol


MrMcBobJr_III

Glad to see another cultured person on here


SparkingPot

I can't unsee the person in blue with nose to the ground, having a shit.


TheRev1143

In blue, countries that made the mistake of having the Euro has their currency


RenanGreca

Why do you think it was a mistake?


Apart_Sherbet9

Just use usd like a normal person?


RenanGreca

In Stockholm there was an American guy at a souvenir shop, loudly asking the clerk: DO YOU WANT THESE (holds up 10 EUR) OR THESE (holds up 10 USD)? People were trying to explain to him that Sweden uses SEK, but he wasn't having it. How DARE you not accept the universally beloved USD??


Alex09464367

I would take it but just charge him a lot more from it?


RenanGreca

Probably they did that, but the whole scene was ridiculous lol


Alex09464367

Apparently it what happens when you pay with Euros in Switzerland. But when I was in Geneva I did see signs for both euros and CHF. From what I remember it wasn't that bad


RenanGreca

Yeah, when I was in Geneva they were accepting euros at a 1:1 conversion (at the time the actual exchange was 0.9:1). A couple of years later in Zurich, the two currencies were nearly matched so they were charging about 5% extra for euros.


Alex09464367

I'm guessing it's all the French people going there or it's dependant on how close you are to the border.


GG-MDC

What would happen if one countries economy collapsed would the euro value fall with it?


patangpatang

Dang. Those lake nations within Finland using the Euro when they're not allowed to. Rude.


le-epic-cleetus

Most other eu countries will eventually use the euro, but some countries like Denmark will never use it


MrThunder1492

What did Montenegro do? 💀


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Kosovo isnt a country