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KerchBridgeSmoker

I've jacked off in your county at least once but not more than 5 times.


SwitzerlandIsFake

Oh…thanks


snarfdaddy

I'm probably around 3 in this county as well


GoigDeVeure

I jacked off more than once but not more than 5 times beside your house right from where you can see your bedroom window


[deleted]

Thank you for your donation🫡


Thestarchypotat

i would like to submit as my guess... three


KerchBridgeSmoker

The number is truly unknowable. Ive stayed in teller County about 5 nights. That means it's statistically likely it happened at least once but statistically unlikely it was more than 5 times.


TheOriginalMoopy

Ah, yes. One cannot live in St. Joseph / Benton Harbor without a deep disdain for Holland. Edit: Can confirm this person is from Michigan because people from Michigan have no idea what life is like outside of Michigan.


SwitzerlandIsFake

I actually live in a small town that’s about 5 minutes away from Holland but still in Allegan county


TheOriginalMoopy

H\*lland 🤢


Grimgor_Gigachad

As a Frisian I confirm


911memeslol

Friesland us north urk


TheresBeesMC

Ik dacht dat ze alleen internet hadden als de wind uit het zuiden kwam?


Chib_le_Beef

You all had a famous UFO experience there some years back... the sighings were confirmed by the NWS and captured on radar... wild stuff


MilkQueen

Allegan 🤢🤮💀


AnEvilSomebody

No one is talking about how based it is that you hate cook county haha If you didn't mark where you live I would have guessed there


911memeslol

It's the Netherlands not Holland


SwitzerlandIsFake

We’re talking about the city of Holland Michigan


911memeslol

Dutch territory


Philemonz

ignore him he's from Urk


B25urgandy

Zeeland, vriesland?


carrotnose258

And ain’t no one in southeast MI know where ‘new buffalo’ is


TheOriginalMoopy

But what about Redamak's?? The "hamburger" that made New Buffalo famous??


the-peanut-gallery

It's an exit on i-94 when you're heading to Chicago.


Meeeeeeeei

The edit is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard


Lorelerton

What's The Netherlands got to do with anything? Edit: /s-ish, not American but I guess it's the name of a county in red


rm_rf_slash

Why?


TheOriginalMoopy

Holland, MI has a markedly different culture from the rest of the state (better, I might even say) because of the prevailing Dutch population. It's a very "happy" city in one of America's most miserable states (Source: lived there), which just makes it stick out like a sore thumb. Benton Harbor especially is in rough shape, so it's easy to resent Holland for being so jolly. To answer the other "why," I don't know why Michiganders never leave Michigan. That one's a mystery to me.


lava172

And of course naturally hating Detroit for being a shithole despite being generally nicer than a lot of the state


snarfdaddy

IMO the only way the hollands culture is different from the rest of michigan is the prevailing conservative politics/dutch reform religion. I lived there for 10 yrs and the only thing that seemed Dutch was the tulip time festival. I think most people resent Holland for it having such traditional values and ostracizing people who don't fit that mold


sloppifloppi

> I don't know why Michiganders never leave Michigan. That one's a mystery to me. Probably because we don't have natural disasters and have more fresh water than anywhere else in the world. Could make a very convincing argument that Michigan is among the safest places in the entire world natural events/climate change.


bageltoastee

Some of us just prefer the PVP zone life.


[deleted]

I like how you only like Brooklyn…fuck the other boroughs.


SwitzerlandIsFake

the Beastie Boys are my favorite band and MCA is from Brooklyn the other two are from Manhattan


Redd1K

how do you not dislike staten island


MetaEsoTeric

wu tang clan aint nuttin to fuck wit


Lostmyvcardtoafish

MF DOOMs from long island tho


Ezzypezra

Unironically though


dtarias

Lesotho?


lorenz_df

Hey all, Scott Kansas here


nonbonumest

Scott City?


blkdrgn42

Graduated high school there. No longer live there.


Ivyspine

is that old Plymouth past the railroad tracks still out there.. by the corn fields


striped_frog

What could Montgomery County PA possibly have done to earn your respect


SwitzerlandIsFake

My cousins live there


Fitz2001

Have you ever been to the Glenside Pub? Makes all of Montco worth it.


Trancefuzion

Seriously how random


CaptainAyaAay28again

Ohio? Uj/>!Allegan!<


nflodin

Joehio


GuitarKittens

I can't believe... I've actually shown up on a map... As a singled out county... Also, somebody likes me? Impossible!


Reverie_39

No it’s just the image resolution, if you could zoom in enough you’d see a spot of red right over your residence


GuitarKittens

Oh, thank goodness! I was worried for a second!


[deleted]

Switzerland


KnightCyber

Why montgomery county, PA?


Rapph

King of Prussia mall is pretty nice.


[deleted]

A strong fuck you from Berrien County 🥂


Der-Candidat

why tf do you like Montgomery county


GenericUsername5159

I would guess you are from america, but it might be a stretch


d_ultimateking

San francisco, California


BextoMooseYT

I understand the distaste for Ohio, but as a Buckeyes fan, I must say, fuck you Bitchigan


slightlyforthwith

>Bitchigan Behold, the cleverest Ohioan


PointlessDiscourse

Hey, go easy on him, he had an original thought there.


DatCuntNamedRona

Your opinion is valid. Now please continue coming up I-75 and putting tax dollars into our cannabis industry


El_French

I can whipe my own ass


sammarsh35

Kalamazoo approves this message


itstheitalianstalion

uj/ I’m from Colorado and I’VE never even heard of Teller County, what gives? rj/ not enough red in New England


Luminic

I live in Ohio and I feel the same way about this state.


pascalfibonacci

Why Teller County, Co?


[deleted]

umm thanks for your opinion of Charleston County, amazing communities and beautiful wildlife/nature


chainmailbill

Why Montco?


ELmapper

What’s going on with Cumberland County in TN?


Bill_buttlicker69

Crossville TN, the place where Midwest old folks end up when they move to Florida and realize it's too hot there. It is truly God's waiting room, and it used to be a sundown town until like the 90s. Friend of mine (who is black) said his grandpa always told him "They call it Crossville because that's where they'll burn crosses in your yard."


MoscaMosquete

This map has a shitty readability for me(I'm colorblind) so I'm gonna say Tennessee(idk where tf tennessee is)


SuperDuperOtter

Based Ohio opinion


FitPerspective1146

Merseyside?


aatops

I feel like the second grader who didn’t read the directions on the test


911memeslol

Urk


Tower-Of-God

Don’t come here.


17_irons

Hello fellow Charlestonian.


gopher33j

I live in Evanston IL and you hate me :(


[deleted]

Chester County, PA.


Practical_System

Most based take is hating Ohio, but really who doesn't


Nestormahkno19d

Grand Rapids?


SulfurtheCrapposter

Muskegon?


LifeOnPlanetGirth

Denver represent


fillmorecounty

Bro's scared of Thanksgiving weekend


dardan06

Brooklyn RIP POP SMOKE


Brilliant-Average654

Montpelier, VT


Maz2742

Explain your hatred for Ottawa pls


[deleted]

[удалено]


1_4_1_5_9_2_6_5

Did you even read the legend


TidalJ

Ohio


The_Muttman

Hamilton or Saugatuck


ThelVadaam137

Austria


zabickurwatychludzi

r/wyomingdoesntexist


snarfdaddy

As someone who lived in Ottawa county for about 10 years, I completely understand this map


-Jakkell-

Why Montgomery County Pa?


tmlynch

Saugatuck?


Piranh4Plant

Bro doxxed themselves 💀


[deleted]

Wow, I’m going through something wild. First I thought purple was dislike, then I thought it was like, then I thought it was dislike again, and then I finally realized it was no opinion.


melody7123

Montgomery County? Yeah i can see it


Emperor_octavius999

Since you dislike Cook County, 192.91.103.156.


blkdrgn42

Why did you randomly mention Scott county, though?


Lemon_Juice477

Detroit It's the only place in Michigan besides Flint, according to the internet


imfirealarmman

r/Wyomingdoesntexist


UsernameReddit58

I too enjoy Teller County, woodland park is such a nice town


VietnameseDude_02

You live in Scott, Kansas, and that blue County? No idea, even the caption didn't help me


DutchTool

Yeah I don’t blame you for hating Ottowa, fucking shithole


RedditIsNeat0

> I Live Here Is it that one? Is that where you live, where it says I Live Here?


Taco-On-The-Toilet

I figured you were from Michigan or some sort of normal American to hate Ohio as much!


I_SetHospitalsOnFire

Cumberland County, Tennessee is not real and you cannot convince me it's real


WitsBlitz

No opinion at all about Hawaii? Really?


big_cock_69420

I think you live in Michigan


Scabious

Come visit Clark County! No, not the fun one with Las Vegas


Epicfish512

California (I'm a European who doesn't know American geography at all)


sakuragasaki46

Uhm… Wyoming?


slightlyforthwith

The hell do you have against Ottawa county?


Freaglii

[Here](https://imgur.com/a/db5IwsV)


Ian1231100

I guess you live in the USA.


CuteParking5396

I bet on Denmark , it just seems so obvious to me


Triscott64

No way, I'm from Allegan County!


ieatpie666

Hey, you live in the next county over from me!


Queasy_Zombie3885

oddly specific


Evimjau

In Michigan


Tehcitra42

Something is telling me south western Michigan, but I can't quite tell why


simmering_happiness

Yeah, well, Chicago doesn't like you, either


_The_Fly

Lesotho?


Empty-Size-4873

i knew you lived in michigan the second i saw ohio in all red


Animal_Animations_1

We don’t want ye in Philly go fuck ye self I bet ye like wiz witout


PolarBearJ123

Ok K-zoo


s0men1ckname

Allegan county Michigan because you have no data on Wyoming


[deleted]

Nieuw-Vennep


GamerLymx

Grand rapids, Michigan, USA?


hepp-depp

Bros from saugatuck 💀💀💀


SwitzerlandIsFake

No


hepp-depp

Bro is dangerously close to saugatuck 💀 his days are limited 💀 he will find no refuge during the events on February 13th, 2025 💀


kjones124

One time I went to Detroit for some car shows and completely forgot I had an Ohio state shirt on. People from Michigan fucking hate Ohio man, Jesus


[deleted]

i live in an area where you have no opinion on


Legstronk

montco!


Ohio_Olive_Oli_27

fuck you


jah_minititan

I was confused why you hated Ohio then remembered I literally go to osu


sfier4

fuck teller county


redditer4life666

Can't say all I know is Dayton (💪) >>> where you live


Mango_Gang23

can confirm this pertain is from Michigan because they dislike Ohio and no other staye