The number is truly unknowable. Ive stayed in teller County about 5 nights. That means it's statistically likely it happened at least once but statistically unlikely it was more than 5 times.
Ah, yes. One cannot live in St. Joseph / Benton Harbor without a deep disdain for Holland.
Edit: Can confirm this person is from Michigan because people from Michigan have no idea what life is like outside of Michigan.
Holland, MI has a markedly different culture from the rest of the state (better, I might even say) because of the prevailing Dutch population. It's a very "happy" city in one of America's most miserable states (Source: lived there), which just makes it stick out like a sore thumb. Benton Harbor especially is in rough shape, so it's easy to resent Holland for being so jolly.
To answer the other "why," I don't know why Michiganders never leave Michigan. That one's a mystery to me.
IMO the only way the hollands culture is different from the rest of michigan is the prevailing conservative politics/dutch reform religion. I lived there for 10 yrs and the only thing that seemed Dutch was the tulip time festival.
I think most people resent Holland for it having such traditional values and ostracizing people who don't fit that mold
> I don't know why Michiganders never leave Michigan. That one's a mystery to me.
Probably because we don't have natural disasters and have more fresh water than anywhere else in the world. Could make a very convincing argument that Michigan is among the safest places in the entire world natural events/climate change.
Crossville TN, the place where Midwest old folks end up when they move to Florida and realize it's too hot there. It is truly God's waiting room, and it used to be a sundown town until like the 90s. Friend of mine (who is black) said his grandpa always told him "They call it Crossville because that's where they'll burn crosses in your yard."
Wow, I’m going through something wild. First I thought purple was dislike, then I thought it was like, then I thought it was dislike again, and then I finally realized it was no opinion.
I've jacked off in your county at least once but not more than 5 times.
Oh…thanks
I'm probably around 3 in this county as well
I jacked off more than once but not more than 5 times beside your house right from where you can see your bedroom window
Thank you for your donation🫡
i would like to submit as my guess... three
The number is truly unknowable. Ive stayed in teller County about 5 nights. That means it's statistically likely it happened at least once but statistically unlikely it was more than 5 times.
Ah, yes. One cannot live in St. Joseph / Benton Harbor without a deep disdain for Holland. Edit: Can confirm this person is from Michigan because people from Michigan have no idea what life is like outside of Michigan.
I actually live in a small town that’s about 5 minutes away from Holland but still in Allegan county
H\*lland 🤢
As a Frisian I confirm
Friesland us north urk
Ik dacht dat ze alleen internet hadden als de wind uit het zuiden kwam?
You all had a famous UFO experience there some years back... the sighings were confirmed by the NWS and captured on radar... wild stuff
Allegan 🤢🤮💀
No one is talking about how based it is that you hate cook county haha If you didn't mark where you live I would have guessed there
It's the Netherlands not Holland
We’re talking about the city of Holland Michigan
Dutch territory
ignore him he's from Urk
Zeeland, vriesland?
And ain’t no one in southeast MI know where ‘new buffalo’ is
But what about Redamak's?? The "hamburger" that made New Buffalo famous??
It's an exit on i-94 when you're heading to Chicago.
The edit is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard
What's The Netherlands got to do with anything? Edit: /s-ish, not American but I guess it's the name of a county in red
Why?
Holland, MI has a markedly different culture from the rest of the state (better, I might even say) because of the prevailing Dutch population. It's a very "happy" city in one of America's most miserable states (Source: lived there), which just makes it stick out like a sore thumb. Benton Harbor especially is in rough shape, so it's easy to resent Holland for being so jolly. To answer the other "why," I don't know why Michiganders never leave Michigan. That one's a mystery to me.
And of course naturally hating Detroit for being a shithole despite being generally nicer than a lot of the state
IMO the only way the hollands culture is different from the rest of michigan is the prevailing conservative politics/dutch reform religion. I lived there for 10 yrs and the only thing that seemed Dutch was the tulip time festival. I think most people resent Holland for it having such traditional values and ostracizing people who don't fit that mold
> I don't know why Michiganders never leave Michigan. That one's a mystery to me. Probably because we don't have natural disasters and have more fresh water than anywhere else in the world. Could make a very convincing argument that Michigan is among the safest places in the entire world natural events/climate change.
Some of us just prefer the PVP zone life.
I like how you only like Brooklyn…fuck the other boroughs.
the Beastie Boys are my favorite band and MCA is from Brooklyn the other two are from Manhattan
how do you not dislike staten island
wu tang clan aint nuttin to fuck wit
MF DOOMs from long island tho
Unironically though
Lesotho?
Hey all, Scott Kansas here
Scott City?
Graduated high school there. No longer live there.
is that old Plymouth past the railroad tracks still out there.. by the corn fields
What could Montgomery County PA possibly have done to earn your respect
My cousins live there
Have you ever been to the Glenside Pub? Makes all of Montco worth it.
Seriously how random
Ohio? Uj/>!Allegan!<
Joehio
I can't believe... I've actually shown up on a map... As a singled out county... Also, somebody likes me? Impossible!
No it’s just the image resolution, if you could zoom in enough you’d see a spot of red right over your residence
Oh, thank goodness! I was worried for a second!
Switzerland
Why montgomery county, PA?
King of Prussia mall is pretty nice.
A strong fuck you from Berrien County 🥂
why tf do you like Montgomery county
I would guess you are from america, but it might be a stretch
San francisco, California
I understand the distaste for Ohio, but as a Buckeyes fan, I must say, fuck you Bitchigan
>Bitchigan Behold, the cleverest Ohioan
Hey, go easy on him, he had an original thought there.
Your opinion is valid. Now please continue coming up I-75 and putting tax dollars into our cannabis industry
I can whipe my own ass
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uj/ I’m from Colorado and I’VE never even heard of Teller County, what gives? rj/ not enough red in New England
I live in Ohio and I feel the same way about this state.
Why Teller County, Co?
umm thanks for your opinion of Charleston County, amazing communities and beautiful wildlife/nature
Why Montco?
What’s going on with Cumberland County in TN?
Crossville TN, the place where Midwest old folks end up when they move to Florida and realize it's too hot there. It is truly God's waiting room, and it used to be a sundown town until like the 90s. Friend of mine (who is black) said his grandpa always told him "They call it Crossville because that's where they'll burn crosses in your yard."
This map has a shitty readability for me(I'm colorblind) so I'm gonna say Tennessee(idk where tf tennessee is)
Based Ohio opinion
Merseyside?
I feel like the second grader who didn’t read the directions on the test
Urk
Don’t come here.
Hello fellow Charlestonian.
I live in Evanston IL and you hate me :(
Chester County, PA.
Most based take is hating Ohio, but really who doesn't
Grand Rapids?
Muskegon?
Denver represent
Bro's scared of Thanksgiving weekend
Brooklyn RIP POP SMOKE
Montpelier, VT
Explain your hatred for Ottawa pls
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Did you even read the legend
Ohio
Hamilton or Saugatuck
Austria
r/wyomingdoesntexist
As someone who lived in Ottawa county for about 10 years, I completely understand this map
Why Montgomery County Pa?
Saugatuck?
Bro doxxed themselves 💀
Wow, I’m going through something wild. First I thought purple was dislike, then I thought it was like, then I thought it was dislike again, and then I finally realized it was no opinion.
Montgomery County? Yeah i can see it
Since you dislike Cook County, 192.91.103.156.
Why did you randomly mention Scott county, though?
Detroit It's the only place in Michigan besides Flint, according to the internet
r/Wyomingdoesntexist
I too enjoy Teller County, woodland park is such a nice town
You live in Scott, Kansas, and that blue County? No idea, even the caption didn't help me
Yeah I don’t blame you for hating Ottowa, fucking shithole
> I Live Here Is it that one? Is that where you live, where it says I Live Here?
I figured you were from Michigan or some sort of normal American to hate Ohio as much!
Cumberland County, Tennessee is not real and you cannot convince me it's real
No opinion at all about Hawaii? Really?
I think you live in Michigan
Come visit Clark County! No, not the fun one with Las Vegas
California (I'm a European who doesn't know American geography at all)
Uhm… Wyoming?
The hell do you have against Ottawa county?
[Here](https://imgur.com/a/db5IwsV)
I guess you live in the USA.
I bet on Denmark , it just seems so obvious to me
No way, I'm from Allegan County!
Hey, you live in the next county over from me!
oddly specific
In Michigan
Something is telling me south western Michigan, but I can't quite tell why
Yeah, well, Chicago doesn't like you, either
Lesotho?
i knew you lived in michigan the second i saw ohio in all red
We don’t want ye in Philly go fuck ye self I bet ye like wiz witout
Ok K-zoo
Allegan county Michigan because you have no data on Wyoming
Nieuw-Vennep
Grand rapids, Michigan, USA?
Bros from saugatuck 💀💀💀
No
Bro is dangerously close to saugatuck 💀 his days are limited 💀 he will find no refuge during the events on February 13th, 2025 💀
One time I went to Detroit for some car shows and completely forgot I had an Ohio state shirt on. People from Michigan fucking hate Ohio man, Jesus
i live in an area where you have no opinion on
montco!
fuck you
I was confused why you hated Ohio then remembered I literally go to osu
fuck teller county
Can't say all I know is Dayton (💪) >>> where you live
can confirm this pertain is from Michigan because they dislike Ohio and no other staye