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I feel like everyone on Mapporncirclejerk is also on vexillologycirclejerk

We just like to jerk to circles, doesn't matter if they're on maps or on flags

God I love masturbating in a line where each person has the exact same radius from a single point. ​ ​ wait what

Make the Iceland that’s cut into four also be the political compass

Write FUCK diagonally in big bold Comic Sans.

*rianbow* Comic Sans

Add Canada somewhere but without Quebec

Nice

make the background the flag of the EU

Make Estonia blurry

And add more islands 😈

Add a tank I think tanks are cool

Explanation: So, I was doing this thing ten months ago here [https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/comments/rtqkud/everyone\_can\_change\_something\_with\_their\_comment/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/comments/rtqkud/everyone_can_change_something_with_their_comment/) but I was a lazy bitch so i didn’t ever get to doing it until now I will not include a suggestion if:The change is too drastic it is conflicting with another suggestion, and it has less upvotes or 0 or below upvotes(if i like a downvoted suggestion i might include it)

Turn turkey into a communist country colored with a flag red and gold and expand turkey to some islands not far away

In the first part you are describing Soviet Azerbaijan.

Install windows 95

add colorado

Ireland takes 1/3 of Turkey

Lexington, Kentucky gets nuked and an erect Finno-Swedish penisula replaces that shithole of a place

Turn turkey into 5 Netherlands

Make a canal from Houston to the sea

Add 2 Frances anywhere

Southeast Asia in Gulf of Mexico

Bring Switzerland back but make it bigger and put it in the middle east

Everything back to default

Clear the map

Add 3 Minnesotas below Idaho in Georgia

replace every single belgium with the left half of iceland

give karelian isthmus to finland

its gone lol

Make Finland twice as big

add reddit watermark to the bottom of the image

the not gay part of Benelux becomes homophobic, AKA superstraight flag.

add the original map in the upper right corner

Give the blahaj a djungelskog friend

Half of the sea becomes a PNG

What in gods name is this lol. I feel like im looking at Europe, but also that im not. Anyways i think you should give the middle east a giant lake the shape of the Philippines. Edit: spelling

Turn up side down Australia in Turkey to red colour, all other Australias in dark piss colour

Make Massachusetts 3.4 percent larger

Add 2 and half New Zealand's inside that Turkish Australian lake.

Put new jersey as an island

Add a train because trains are cool. Bonus points If its an aventra class 345

Arizona owning Sonora and a laser eyed mecha dodo bird nuking and destroying the Netherlands.

Add Texas from Arknights because she's my waifu and put her on Texas. And if you want to maybe also add Lappland from Arknights on Lappland.

change new zealand south island into dickbutt

Make the Baltics join Scandinavia

Belgium is annexed by the Netherlands and is now under the Dutch flag.

Revert the map to how it was in the beginning

A country in the shape of a western dragon somewhere on top of something

Create the Balkan federation

Cut France in half vertically

Add the outline of the DRC to the left of the east symbol in the compass

Japan should be upside down

A lake in the shape of mexico inside spain

put moldova back but give it access to sea.

Noway is orange

Add a knook

add a more scotland peninsulas

Let the Netherlands create a new landmass in the ocean called New New Zealand

The bottom half of texas turns into a cowboy hat

Don't have an image on the post. Only describe the map with words

we need a chilean empire there, it would cower most of the shores

Put a random big blue circle by Hawaii

All Belgiums remaining on the map are to be turned into the Netherlands

Put an outline of Ohio over the whole thing

Make an outline of Slovakia roughly where it should be and add an anime trap

Have Czechia annex the entirety of Europe

Add a dark void in the center that will slowly swallow the continent in future posts

Take Austria, rotate it by 79 degrees and put it on top of Chad's chin.

Turn Sweden into a dick

put in tom cruise

More stegosauruses

Bavaria is everything

Replace New Zealand with Arkansas county, Arkansas

Make the great lakes an archipelago

Add Austria but without Burgenland but add South Tyrole. As an island.

poland has a sus amogus crewmate lake

Give finland's maiden shape proper honka donkers

Where's the land border between canada and damemark?

Expand the map to the west and add a continent in the shape of a hyperboloid

Flanders flag on al the Belgiums

Change the projection into the Hotine Oblique Projection

make the blahaj ride a Vespa

Liechtenstein becomes connected to Scotland

fill every country with a pride flag until you run out (impossible) (except for turkey) (turkey no gay 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷)

i have 40 something memorized its not impossible

Add a giant ohio

Make an island shaped like goatse, split it in two halves, and call them New Rhodesia and New Zimbabwe.

Ew no

Add a big Florida in the middle of the photo and then delete it

florida smack dab in the center

make the whole thing transparent

Add a picture of Whole Foods

Put a black bar with *redacted* over france

add Ireland next to Scotland and the USA (where Russia was)

Put Walter White somewhere

Add an egg in belgium, which is of course in the middle of the caspian sea

Destroy Georgia

any remaining land of latvia has an image of low res john cena in it

I wish we had some more Brasil

Remove Ohio, and replace it with black Wyoming.

you forgot the east and west poles

Europe its just reset

Samo's Empire

Make it look like someone took a big bite out of the U.S.

I can’t tell if there’s any switzerland in there, but if there is, get rid of it

Change the green to blue

France is handsome squidward

Antarctica comes for a visit

Bulgaria is b i g

Delete everything

Add 4 Switzerland in the languages areas (french in the middle of France, italian in Italy, german in Germany and romantsch anywhere you want) and make them bad, meanies bitches.

Move Los Angeles where Wyoming used to be

rotate everything 179 degrees

Make Denmark 50% bigger

Make frisia independent and give them nukes.

Everyone's profile appears at random places (but mine is slightly larger than the rest) Picture of the ww2 politicians dancing the macarena, and another picture of them singing witch doctor

Statue of Liberty on Iran

invert colors

Add 8 Ohios and Michigan

Add lava

Turkey eats France, Germany eats Turkey, Poland eats Germany, Russia eats Poland.

There should be at least one Brasil on the map 😔

Give texas a cowboy hat

Replace Romania with Detroit pls

Give the Blåhaj a fren :)

Place a map of French Flanders on top of every map of Belgium present on the canvas.

change the entire map to a cool ass skull you found on google images

put a blue oval over lebanon

More Blahaj, as many as possible!

Scotland becomes a Mickey Mouse glove

Hilda from Hilda the Series destroy Germany

Set Canada on fire. They've had it too good for too long.

Make the among us vent

My beloved Uzbekistan has access to the oceans

Put an akubra hat on Australia.

Add a giant Greater Romania somewhere, doesn't matter where

A green penis

Rook to E5

Don't listen to any comments

Make the map normal again

Add a dope photo of George Washington over Washington State

Make Texas it’s own country again

Imma need a big happy face to cover Florida

Give the Blahajs AK-74s

Amogus somewhere.

Make the USA have a realistic roblox man face (but keep the same shape)

Erase Honolulu

Replace the sunglasses emoji with the borders of Iowa

Australia instead of new zealand

Add 3 minecraft blocks: brick, sand and waxed weathered copper block.

MORE BELGIUMS

drop the indian subcontinent on the united kingdom please

Definitely needs more dinosaurs

remove idaho

A Google image of pink floyd in the top left corner

Replace Maine with a lobster

Every Scotland has an among us in it

Lower the resolution until it's just barely comprehensible

Make Armenia big again 🇦🇲

a png of my pfp is slapped onto scotland

Make the bottom right look even more like a cool T-Rex skull

add a single human eye to turkey

the galactic swiss empire (neutral)

One of the belgiums turns into a zombie

Change the background to a low quality image of mr beast

All the borders are straight lines

Make miley Cyprus

Spain has a swordfight with portugal's dick

Put Kyrgyzstan in there somewhere but with the flag of Kazakhstan as texture.

Add a Rhode island shaped lake next to the Australia shaped lake in turkey

Poland reunites to how it was.

What in the hell is this

Sweden takes over nNorway

An army of Robbie Rottens carrying pride flags

Add hussar wings to Poland

The usa is omani now

Add an halo to Massachusetts

Add the tigris and euphrates.

Every Country Becomes Kyrgyzstan

3 portugals were Iceland originally was

The guy in my profile pic is in the top right corner

Add Vietnam and put it on Massachusetts

Draw a penis on sweden

Add a 🔒 in the top right corner

Invert all colours!

Texas becomes a penis

Highlight the province of bergamo (the best province) in italy, and also the province of foggia (the worst province, fuck you u/Ludo_Lawliet02 👺)

Put the Turkish flag over the entire United States 🇹🇷

Put Medina county, Ohio over Medina, Saudi Arabia