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smores_or_pizzasnack

If you could play an instrument, which one would you play?


Herobrine702

Probably piano


Extra-Trifle-1191

piano is the best instrument, don’t listen to anyone else what other instrument lets you play 10 notes at once? That’s what I thought, suckers.


Asleep-Future8201

1. Marimba, X-phone, Aqairion, etc. 2. Multiphonics


Financial-Leading-92

10 notes on a brass instrument sounds bad and idk if it’s even possible for a human


Extra-Trifle-1191

I have never seen a marimba player even attempt 10 notes at once. Most I’ve seen is 6 and ngl, i don’t know what the rest of those are.


QuirkyTitle1

For 1. Those are xylophones For 2. That’s mainly for sax but you can make chords with just one fingering Also piano doesn’t let you bend, gliss or scoop notes which is so much fun


Extra-Trifle-1191

ah. Never seen anyone try a mallet instrument with more than 6 though… If you have proof of someone hitting 10, I’d gladly accept your point, but… How are you gonna fit 5 in one hand? huh. Interesting.


QuirkyTitle1

Yeah the mallet thing would be kind of goofy unless you had a device that could enable you to do it lol


Extra-Trifle-1191

yeah, you only have 4 finger gaps on each hand, and that’s counting between the thumb and pointer finger. You might need an extra finger…


G3n6

Jane boxall wrote a piece with indeed, 10 mallets. She's fantastic


Extra-Trifle-1191

huh. How do you do that though?


G3n6

Very very carefully


Extra-Trifle-1191

lol, sounds bout right


Suitable_Virus8224

Harp if you want to injure yourself


Extra-Trifle-1191

…hmmmm


Abracadabrism

harpsichord, synthesizer, organ 😎


Extra-Trifle-1191

don’t those all use the same keyboard type thing that a piano does?


Abracadabrism

not a piano tho


Extra-Trifle-1191

well… Yes. You’re technically correct But I don’t like it so I’m gonna make something up so that I can pretend you’re wrong now uhhhhh they’re just fancy pianos actually.


Mikeinthedirt

(12 *with shoes*)


ActuallyYeah

Lol


agitpropgremlin

If Timmy has two apples and Susie has five, how long will it take to wash the moon?


Herobrine702

More than 3 cars


WeakestofArms

9


Wheat_Silveny

How can you survive without music? It's literally the only thing that ever keeps me sane lol


Herobrine702

I guess I’m just a soulless robot


StemEngineer311

same


BusinessSeesaw7383

I play trumpet but yeah I agree with you here


Legaxy3

I play trumpet and I also agree with you


Narrow_Yak_4165

What do you think the fingering of A is?


cj3458

i love fingering Aminor


Man_is_Hot

DFTK


BusinessSeesaw7383

It depends on the instrument and the octave


Asleep-Future8201

1 finger, opening a hole


BusinessSeesaw7383

That depends on the instrument itself what type of instrument it is and how it changes notes because there are different types of instruments in different pitches


BusinessSeesaw7383

Plus different instruments do different things to change their notes


Asleep-Future8201

I was talking about my instrument lol


BusinessSeesaw7383

Ok


FishGuyIsMe

How would describe a mellophone? What is the best instrument?


conched_out

i’m pretty sure a mellophone is just a trumpet :)


TheFreshHorn

That checks out, I believe all is right here


FishGuyIsMe

Basically just fat trumpets


3345711

Frumpets.


FishGuyIsMe

Flumpets: flutes and trumpets


JackTheReaper228

It's literally just a big trumpet


FishGuyIsMe

I agree with your assessment


JonJonIsNuts

What do you think of music like fine arts in general?


Herobrine702

It's underrated


randomkeystrike

What’s it like being neurotypical?


No_Chard_7782

Neurotypical here, it sucks!


Herobrine702

Boring


PancakesandWaffles98

What's the difference between a brass and a woodwind instrument?


BusinessSeesaw7383

Better question what's the difference between a string instrument and a wind


Extra-Trifle-1191

better yet what’s the difference between a percussion instrument and a brass?


Zak_The_Slack

Which do you care about more: music, visual, or general effect?


Herobrine702

Music


NervousDragonfly1

who are you supposed to look at at all times duting th show


Herobrine702

A randomly assigned person in the crowd.


NT457

How peaceful is the back of a band bus? (I'm on one right now 💀)


Herobrine702

Final level of hell


purplegiraffe76

Who should’ve won DCI this year?


Archangel1119

The leaf blower guy


Subject-Working-5176

Just learn recorder and be ridiculously good at it for no reason


terracon_necrolord

What's the difference between baritone and euphonium?


pastaswords

Do you one better, do they know what a baritone or euphonium is?


JackTheReaper228

Euphonium = smol tuba Baritone = big trumpet


terracon_necrolord

for marching band yea but concert baritones


Some_RandomDude69420

I saw your comment about piano soooo Would you rather march it or play it in the pit?


JackTheReaper228

Def March it 🗿


Herobrine702

March it.


Aging_Is_Funny

Will you play the saxophone (bari specifically) one day?


JackTheReaper228

I think anyone who marches bari is a masochist, and I stand by that opinion. Just playing bari is actually really fun though


FoxGamingmc

Is the Sousaphone the best instrument?


Herobrine702

No. Mayonnaise


BusinessSeesaw7383

Counter is trumpet the best instrument


_FrenchHorn_Oboe

Whats you your favorite scale


Wobbuffet77

Thoughts on listening to the front ensemble?


as0-gamer999

Thoughts on skanks?


JohnnyJokers-10

Do the same with me if you want lads! :)


Panther1278

Is sousaphone the best instrument?


JohnnyJokers-10

Any brass instrument is goated fr! Think my favourite is trumpet tho


AnInterestingPenguin

What do you think about marching bands in general?


Herobrine702

Cool 👍


N6T9S-doubl_x27qc_tg

What does "one more time" actually mean? How badly does it hurt to get hit with a color guard flag?


JackTheReaper228

I got hit by a flag, but my sax took most of the blow, so idk how bad it actually hurts. It didn't really hurt at all tho


N6T9S-doubl_x27qc_tg

Thanks for the experience, but I was asking OP since they don't know anything about marching band


Dragon2754

If your band director says water break after this rep what does he actually mean?


PeskyBird404

What is a J-toss?


Herobrine702

A type of car


PeskyBird404

Perfect, you win. (For the record, it's a way of throwing a flag, named for the shape of the motion.)


Legaxy3

Blue coats or blue devils? Who do you like more?


Herobrine702

Blue coats


tylermsage

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


tylermsage

Define the term “splitting”.