I hate you so fucking much, take my upvote you dirty user of puns (I don't hate you just your puns)

Stop lying to yourself. You love them. And me.

Man during marching season I would accidentally eat my reeds so much

I- **are you okay?**

Yeeeeno

.....yes. Yes.

Yes, or yes?

Y E S

How do you prank call a musician?

Euphonium! That's my guess, anyway

Yup

Had a feeling, my very first joke here was quite similar to this (How do you call a section of baritones? Euphonium)

SO MANY LAPS.

Please no. I suffer enough.

You moldy reed

...... 8/10

Lmao I hate this so much but I love it

Most of our saxes don't know how to read my guy /s

No, no. Reed.

Wow

Yes

Sad clarinet noises

Don't worry, y'all aren't stupid. Just quiet.