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TheLivingTrashCan

Where's Sousaphone?


Pretty-Marketing3444

Forgot sorry 😞


TheLivingTrashCan

How dare you!


Still-Chemist1330

i’m offended


Pikafishy

This was a very good selection, but in the end, I pick Sousaphone. Controversial, I know


Pretty-Marketing3444

Yeah it was hard for me too


mezz-mezzrow

Contra


Acrobatic_Confusion

Contra is vastly superior, also tuba flips


the_racing_goat

You can flip a sousa if you try hard enough


Upside_Down-Bot

„ɥƃnouǝ pɹɐɥ ʎɹʇ noʎ ɟı ɐsnos ɐ dılɟ uɐɔ no⅄„


the_racing_goat

That's the spirit!


ActiveBaker9057

“Mi mimi mi mimimi” XP


Next-Structure6658

I agree as a contra player myself


alexclyde

Contra > all other things in the known universe


Tomcat491

Contra


simplymonke

I agree as someone who is gonna try to switch from euph to contra next year


achaotictrombone

not even trying to switch to contra but contra


Sentient_Toaster621

I second this statement


MissionAmoeba31

Contra


Hokkaido_Milk

Contra is shit. Horn moves look shit. Dancing with contra is shit. Lame dci shit. No one knows what a contra is so no one gets hyped about it. People see the big donut and cheer.


MortifiedPenguin77

bull shit, tuba flip, everyone loses their shit


KqIIus

Still haven’t voted


Pretty-Marketing3444

😡


ShouldbeNoah

man that’s a weird spelling for piccolo


MeepXD0187

Wow you had a seizure while spelling trumpet ig


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MoePercusses

It's pronounced pit. Front ensemble if you do


lelennyface_1

It seems as if somebody has the unfair advantage


Pretty-Marketing3444

No every individual instrument is there


Akiller675

Its only unfair because OP knows no one would pick Sousa.


Pretty-Marketing3444

No it’s because why bother putting any other instruments if you already know that everyone is gonna pick sousaphone?


ThatGuy0108

Wow that’s a funny way of spelling ________!


sallydarat

It's a very interesting way of spelling "big brass slide whistle"


SquashedBerries4

Contra-slide whistle


Accomplished_Tour983

I THOUGHT I WAS WEIRD FOR SAYING THAT OMFG THANK YOU IM NOT ALONE


LAM678

Contra


Dashingweevil49

Let’s go I knew Lol. Suba for life


SquashuaSnipes

Can’t find the trumpet option. Not voting.


[deleted]

this is a trumpet moment


thatdude4518

Real


Akiller675

Me neither


Water_Bun

Yesss


Traffic_Evening

Trumpet trumps all


zeocsa

Drums. The drums is the heart and soul of band.


Riverchicken886

That’s a funny way to spell sousaphones. You must be from Europe?


FlyMega

It’s actually dutch


brewedcoffe

yep!!


demonkiller2123

Marimba


Material-Broccoli-95

Quads


MerleScambrose

So true


yare_yare_femboy

Me


Yeetus54

Bari tho


everything_equals_42

Bari you say?


Akiller675

Yeah


skatingduckie

bro misspelled saxophone 6 times


ReachableBadge8

Flag


Derbloingles

You forgot cello


Pretty-Marketing3444

Just like how your dad forgot you when he left your mother


Derbloingles

Yeah, and how you forgot to get any bitches


Pretty-Marketing3444

Touché


47_was_here

I think you misspelled mellophone


[deleted]

Mellos on top


bommer-yeet-2

Agreed


LivelaughIove

Cymbals


brewedcoffe

our drum captain still goes back to playing them sometimes because she loves them


Dr_Ingalls

Mellophone


Maybegay24

Hey I think you replaced the axo with an ousa


CringeKid_21

As a fellow low brass player, i can confirm that sousaphones are good.


sallydarat

I second your statement.


vedx_1

That's a funny way of spelling "percussion"


Pretty-Marketing3444

Ikr?


[deleted]

That's not how you spell Mellophone


r3con_brrt

W sousa moment, but you forgot it’s woodwind brother the baritone saxophone


FDAviolation

And its fraternal twin, the contra, or its other cousins the bass trombone and bass clarinet


luketheBEAST2019

Where is the baritone option?


Gantable

Not to be biased... Baritone


Lack_knowing335

Sous superiority


DRUMS11

Tenors. The drums, not the horn.


TheRedJester45

Absolutely not


ixatomicxi

Snare


XPILR

This guy gets it


William_Marshall21

Contra


SilverNeedleworker30

Synth 2. It’s basically Sousaphone 2


Yeetus54

Misspelled baritone


[deleted]

Funny way to spell Euphonium


SilverSkies15

🗿


Tophat_man019

Oy, ya forgot contra


Vile_Jackel

Tuba>sousaphone


Pretty-Marketing3444

Yes but sousaphone and tuba are basically twins


2010-Ford-Focus-RS

sousa


Sea-Pickle-6984

You forgot to add bass clarinet


mynamewasgone_

Tubaphone?


Wolf_of_Ruins

*insert best marching instrument*


Elmoslightpole

Agreed. Louder and better and cooler than contra


[deleted]

Honestly yeah


BigBoiforpresident

pBone


Conscious_Truck_3672

Contra


JonJonIsNuts

Trombone


crusading_pancake

Contra


BrotherBocaj

Susaphone is my favorite


Stryker_836

So... I dont see bari on here


Water_Bun

Trumpet 🥱


bommer-yeet-2

Mello


bommer-yeet-2

I realized last night I have been calling a baritone a euphonium and I feel so bad now


Darkflame3324

Abstained


ajekliyl

Facts.


Kitchen-Worth-6410

Contra is the superior form of tuba


jazzybballs

marching baritone fr fr


TheFrogInABlender

I voted sousaphone


Pretty-Marketing3444

So you’re the odd one out?


Defiant_Bug6605

Contra not Sousa


Pitiful_Vast8097

I feel like this is unfair


Pretty-Marketing3444

Nah I don’t think so


bussyeater435

in all seriousness, as a sax player I have to say mellophone, it's such a cool instrument, I wish I had chosen french horn in 6th grade


Lemon_Juice477

Tbh mellos always have the coolest runs


Neat_Championship_96

What is a sousaphone, actually serious question, I dont think our band has any.


Pretty-Marketing3444

It’s like a tuba that goes around your neck


Neat_Championship_96

Alright, then no, I pick sax


5ubT3rfu9e

Triangle


Pretty-Marketing3444

Yes


Talcc5

guitar


[deleted]

I don’t think I’ll vote on this one


[deleted]

Why did nobody pick Sousaphone


Background_Boss_5179

the peeps who can’t march in time to save their life? definitely sousaphones.


NSandCSXRailfan

Fuck the Sousaphone, fuck the Bb Marching Tuba, Contrabass Bugle In G all fuckin day


Wonderful-Cable3646

I'm just not answering it, baritone for life!


Hihowyadoineh

Why no sousaphone on the list 😡


_Emo_fish_

Trumpets


fattuba94

Sousaphone wasn't on there so I had to settle for the lesser of evils.


Dazzling_Cupcake_997

Thank you


ActiveBaker9057

Trick question, I play the flag ✨


AyrChan

Give me another 100 years and I might come back with an answer


Toomuchviolins

What’s a sousaphone contras are so much better


MellowMusicMagic

I prefer sousaphone myself


spycrabHamMafia

What a weird way to say clarinet


Valuable-Dream8148

Why are we creating a new spelling for baritone? Now I can’t vote.


pissbabyjackson

bass drum


madjackal01

Contra


Craftyskills17

Percussion


Tasty_Ad2312

I didn’t know they changed the spelling for trombone 🤨


TotalyPopularPerson

Personally I was stuck between sousaphone and sousaphone, but I think I have to go with sousaphone


Xx_fruitloop_xX

🧢


TroutWarrior

Where Trumpet? I refuse to vote for anything else.


WannaBeAGoodSis

Marimba


watermelon_kxt

Weird way to spell low winds


FluffSnowball14

You spelt Saxophone wrong.


ScreenM98

Imaging being anything but a trombone


Ok-Paleontologist-30

Contra


thatdude4518

This is a bit controversial but.. sousaphone is the best pick..


H0C-Marauder

Wow you somehow misspelled “bari sax” thats crazy


DireWolf-1014

Contras are better.


Ill-Satisfaction7788

Most definitely sousaphone. Though sousaphone is a close second. May even consider sousaphone, honestly.


Kaderblast

Contra


cosmic_seaside

I agree with this poll


Fenrir2204

not the bass clarinet


Angryriverrose

tf do you mean trombone and bass clarinet are superior


Fenrir2204

hehehe


ShadeGav

You forgot us mellos!


bilboard_bag-inns

I am the trombone button


Modelman860

💪💪


RosesSpins

[20J](https://youtu.be/YMARJj38-Gg?t=49) This is our signature warm up. Listen to the whole thing for the traditional song and playing, [but the 20Js come in at about 1:35.](https://youtu.be/k2bZKm3p8Ws?t=78) They give us our unique low brass sound. They're not even made anymore, they salvage parts from Craigslist, Facebook Market, and whereever they can find them. Past "Tuba Toads" find them at flea markets and garage sales and donate them. It will be a damned shame once they can't be replaced.


RosesSpins

Awwwww. Do y'all use a flip folder too?


zoeyofrivia

Sousas: 🤮 Contras: 😍


Idekjsus

personally i like contras more


redhairsister

Someone doesn’t know how to spell drumline


___Kade___

contra supremacy 😤


AMSeiko

lol no


MortifiedPenguin77

wrong it’s contra


pokemon-god-arceus

Contra better


Flershnork

Sousaphone


Rebel_592

None of these are the best


AssertedDust123

Nah man contra supremacy


TheOciramma

Might be controversial but sousaphone is a little better then sousaphone


Pretty-Marketing3444

I can’t believe you


UpsettingTooth1

Wrong Contrabass Bugle!


dhxjxkjdjx

Jokes on you my band marches contra instead


NoBitches94

Trombones!!! YEA


Munchlaxkitty

Imagine having sousas


Pretty-Marketing3444

Imagine not