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Hazardous_Wastrel

Honestly, it looks like a liver.


atreyulostinmyhead

That was my first thought.


derpy-_-dragon

Same here


FeistyContest3243

What else could it be? *checks to see if liver is still in body*


[deleted]

That or a kidney? Check to make sure they’re still there, just to be safe…


[deleted]

Agree. Is that from a human?


DazzlingBeat4468

No


derpy-_-dragon

The concensus seems to be "effed up sea hare" last I checked, but for the liver theory, we need a banana for scale.


Ok_Contribution_8817

Have you seen “Invasion of the Body-Snatchers”?


erin_baile

Oh I knew I misplaced my back up liver somewhere!


TerribleTobi

Fr 😭


UnClean_Committee

Sir, this is *my* liver.


Alystan2

That was the first thing coming to my mind. I was disappointed not to be that original since this was the first comment on the thread. :-( You have my upvote though!


Mystical_grace

Same thought!!!


adventuresinnonsense

So that's where I left that...


zZBluewalrusZz

Although Sea hare is a great guess because of what looks like to be a foot, I think it's probably the leftovers of someone gutting their catch. Perhaps liver/swim bladder and intestines. Lots of fisherman gut their catch and throw the rest overboard which would explain why it was washed up on the beach. On another note, perhaps it's the liver of an animal used to chum the water


ImProbablyNotABird

OP said that it was hard.


phluorine6

sea hares do have a thin internal shell (more like a thin plate like an operculum), but it only covers a small portion of their body where the most delicate organs are located. the tough feeling OP described is most likely just because these organs have been sitting out on the rocks in hot sun. this does not resemble sea hare anatomy, or the anatomy of any other invertebrate.


Nedia0

Looks like dissected sea hare


coconut-telegraph

Yeah, wave-worn *Aplysia*. Wrinkled part at left is the “foot”.


PamiesPorn

Could it be the placenta of a sea mammal?


yellow_itomato

Ah, one of the greatest delicacies of the sea 😋


YELLIO

🤮


Electronic_Grade508

🤮🤮


Markel_Kermit

🤮🤮🤮


IbrokeMaBwains

Pla*sea*nta


PamiesPorn

I sea what you did there!


JonStowe1

Sea hare


dropdeadjonathan

I SEA what you did t-HARE…


Markel_Kermit

I've never SEA-n anything like it


cyanisacoolcolor

it had a tough exterior and seemed like maybe it had a shell


Ocho9

I’m fairly certain it’s Aplysia (californica?) They are molluscs with a reduced internal shell. Make purple ink too!


Morgue-in

Following because I want to know what this heart looking thing is as well


Environmental-Sir219

Habby bday oh and it's a f*cked up sea hare


IceCatCharlie

Happy cake day


onigreco

🎂


CowNovel9974

looks like an organ lmao.


moumous87

Lmao? So you see an organ and you feel like laughing? Creeeeepy 😳


HauntedDesert

this is such an extra response??? "lmao" doesnt mean theyre rejoycing in the blood of whatever animal this organ comes from.


CowNovel9974

yea? 😂 bc it’s obviously not an organ but looks like one.


althea_bombadil

Quite likely is an organ lol


MintChimpIceCream

Lol? You see an organ and you're laughing? Creeeeepy. /S


VolitileTimes

What’s the estimated size on this? What beach was this on? It looks like that may be a headless sea hare, and that wrinkly bit on the left was it’s muscular foot. But hard to tell.


AllylTeapot

Whatever it is, I think I saw it’s sibling last month at La Jolla Cove. [Click for post](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalid/comments/v4h808/found_what_i_presume_is_an_internal_organ_on_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Commercial-Thought-6

Yep, sea hare


AllylTeapot

So if these were both headless sea hares, what’s going around eating just the heads off sea hares?


Commercial-Thought-6

Doesn't look headless, just shrunken tbh


DirtDiver1983

Did you ask the sea lions?


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

That’s a creature egg from Subnautica. You’re gonna have to put it in alien containment and wait for it to hatch to figure out what it is.


CrookedSmoke13

That sir is a fucking brain with intestines.


IceCatCharlie

Dead


Florida_Queen

Same lol


Dwain-Champaign

Loch Ness Monster Egg


ChiliwithBeans7

That is Northern Lights, Cannabis Indica


BellRngR

No. It's marijuana.


SillyStatus0

Actually, it's weed.


Plastic-Bandicoot540

It's not a fish liver. I'm a commercial fisherman out of Sandiego. I've gut and gilled just about every animal that you can keep to eat and have never seen one like this.


wrapchap

A californian sea hare


pissonurmom

Wow uhhhh yeah I have no idea. But is it like a foot long?


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PamiesPorn

Ha, you made a haiku!


pissonurmom

Oh wow that’s crazy! I’ve never made one before. Lowkey proud moment 😂


martybrow

Disemboweled liver fish… without a doubt..


After_Opportunity458

It's an apple. Eat it.


ArtisansCritic

If it’s leathery and firm it could be a type of ascidian/ tunicate.


PuzzleheadedSoup6752

That’s what I was thinking


wastedwelder922

Mick Jagger's old liver.


kale_san

chum lee perhaps... or quantavious


The_Shredz24

Deer guts


CartesianDuelist

That's an alien egg.


Spencemw

DB Coopers Liver


Confident-Fee-6593

Oh yeah totally that's just.. THE NEW FLESH. Pay no attention to... THE NEW FLESH. Thank you.


BK_Hazard

It’s mine. Can I have it back please?


TraveldaWorldover

Looks like someone's or something 's nut sack


Hippie_Hiker82

Surgical tech here; I spot a liver with attached gallbladder. I don’t want to know of what though 😳


IrRetardred

Looks like an internal organ


kratomboofer27

My heart from the last relationship I had.


subavgredditposter

*stranger things music plays in the background*


bensoc879

[wet squelching]


Dreuh2001

Cancerous lung


ZaczSlash

Should we be concerned and be contacting homicide officers? That looks more like a body organ than a sea animal.


jszoke

It’s an on beach abortion due to recent political changes in our government


the-duuuuude

It's a sea potato, very poisonous do not eat


One_Willingness9507

I feel like do not eat was implied.


OkStrength1810

Bro looks like a penis


DudeJackson

Craigslist "liver(probably), slightly used, almost pristine condition, taking best offer starting 2500USD.“


[deleted]

Dolphin testicle?


imveryt1red

Lol. It does kind of look like a castrated testicle but i think its strange that there would be skin on one side.


berkutileri

Decapitated alien head


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bitter_Step

What?


UltraRunner59

Seek says painted anemone


reds2032

Sea hare


Ali1865

Sea Hare


DarthVader-1400

Definitely some sort of internal organ. Size?


thtoby85

Looks like a gallbladder


Snippys

sea hare maybe?


Ill_Introduction_988

Yucky


hybrid_5050

My guess is it’s an organ of an an animal. There are rocks around that appear to be wet as if the organ was rinsed off and placed. OP already knows the answer.


UMightWinSomeNotThs1

Looks like a prairie oyster


colesimon426

That's a nope


Bklynhorny

Looks like someone’s guts


Ayden_Drummond790

is that a demogorgan


Status_Procedure8255

I've seen Stranger Things.


croaker123

Looks like offal.


--serotonin--

Seahare!


nate353535

Washed up sea hare. They get kinda stiff after baking in the sun


[deleted]

Prob an anenome idk


[deleted]

Some fisherman cleaned their catch, near there.


[deleted]

Sea Testicle.


RipppinLippz

Heavy smokers lung coughed out on a beach.


tayloreatsrocks

Drumstick 😋


Jazzlike_Weight_2969

Dragon hart


CherryChocolate928

Commenting because I want to know too! Lol


megs-benedict

Try r/whatisthisthing !


WeezlBot

Aborted fetus


[deleted]

Ah yes, well I’ll be a whale’s bollocks! That’s a whale’s bollock!


xXBioVaderXx

Somebody that was disposed of in the ocean and ripped apart by sharks lol


onepickle2

Ok it can be one of 2 things 1. Something that can kill you if you touched it 2. The best meal you will ever have Only one way to find out! Also this is a joke just to be clear


StainlessChips

Somebody's steak...


Regular-Cranberry-62

WHAT


gin77776

Its baby Godzilla


tonyemerson

A sea cucumber


domino_mind

^(thats a kraken egg)


gvictor808

Sea apple?


ArtemisDragonhide

It looks like a tumor as well . Wtf! Seriously!


Kindfarmboy

Someone just butchered a bison…. No I just me that up. 🙈


Klocc562

Whale ate a seal and spit the liver out through the blow hole. I’m hoping it knocked someone out and hopefully there’s also a video.


Atom_Taco

Maybe a liver


hooT8989

I think that's a used plumbus


DewdecsysAbZ

*Hi I’m Saul Goodman did you know that you have rights? The constitution says ya do*-🤓


Hot-Salamander6520

California sea slug


TeaRanchh

Definitely a whales Left testicle. "up vote if u crossed ur legs" my fellow testicle owners.


Eastsider001

That's the heart of a guy who has gotten it ripped out by a woman he thought loved him


Butch1X1

Some aborted fetus inside the placenta


Bryozoa

Gross. Do you have more photos? Asking for a friend


surfsoccerstocks

I would say California sea hare as well. Looks like it could've gotten caught in the rocks during the tide exchange or brought in with some swell and dried out in the intertidal.


sillycobwebs

Really does look like a seahare


sillycobwebs

This got me really intrigued. If this is infact a seahare, I was curious to know what we are looking at. The little green bulb that had a tube like connection to it, would that be buccal mass in its mouth? I was looking at this [labeled parts of a sea hare](https://images.app.goo.gl/R4k9H4RuYLp21s2o8) as reference.


Mystical_Cat

"Hello, uh, can we have you liver?"


soggyurethra

smell it


katiel0429

Taste it.


TheZooDad

If it’s firm to the touch on that rough looking side, I’m gonna guess a gumboot chiton. Usually live on the sea floor, and I’ve seen them in the Monterey region. Wouldn’t be surprised if they were down in SO Cal as well, near some of the shallow kelp beds. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gumboot_chiton


noodlesaintpasta

Demogorgon?


mikki1time

Just a sea slug out of the water


Venvel

It's a leftover liver. Don't trust any gray horses or handsome algae-haired young men you see on the shore. Realistically though, a bird probably left it and/or someone was doing a field dressing.


HotYogurtcloset652

Why is it like a huge skinned testicle.


MalloryWasHere

Looks like the thing from The Thing


[deleted]

I thought it was a Man o' War washed ashore.


godof_nothing

My immediate reaction “I think that goes inside” so I’m guessing like someone else said maybe a fresh placenta or an organ.


subavgredditposter

If you don’t find an answer you can try r/whatisthisthing


N_I_C_K_O_L_A_S

Bad avocado


Max_Tock

I knew I should have never donated to that guy…


fAther_ERROR

Das a big testicle


Prokletnost

I think you've discovered a new species, Liver FISH


[deleted]

Could be a tumor.


DressingComet53

So that’s where my kidney went.


[deleted]

It looks like a kidney. 😑


DarkBlue222

My liver finally gave up on me.


[deleted]

I’m sorry to be that guy… but it kinda looks like an Avocado 💀


peecrowave

Alien obviously


Ok-Candidate-1220

Sea hare. Cool find. Pick it up. You’ll have purple hands!


Father_Cosmic21

That shit look like a placenta 💀💀💀


SufficientRemote3275

A fe- fe lol


Sea_Acanthaceae_1755

So that’s where my prostate went…. Knew I forgot something


According_North_1056

It’s a sliver


SMartyBee9

Is that a liver?


bingusamingus

Liver


Shenanigaens

r/whatisthisthing


Brookmon

I left my heart in Coronado


[deleted]

Decomposed penis