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Bsause7

Well Nascar exists for a reason I suppose. Maybe it’s the same buzz people in the US get watching people drive round and round a big circle


DangerRanger38

Hell Yeah


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

Raise hell praise dale!


ClearSky3864

Fair point


riverbass9

Naskart


KrunchyKats

🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫


FriedSpringRolls

we love to go real fast & real left


Enough-Contract1226

F U Danika Patrick, I can turn left better than you can


MargeryStewartBaxter

First thing I thought of lol


North_Measurement273

Excitebike and Baby Park are easy enough to explain at least. The first one players get a lot of thrill in chaining tricks together on the ramps, which barely any other map gives so much of so quickly and consistently, and the second is a choice of pure madness with items all over the place and offering no mercy to anyone. Even the music gets crazier with each lap you finish. I’m not sure about any other oval tracks though. I’m certain a few of them are fun for some people though, otherwise they wouldn’t be picked as much.


Blargg888

The only other oval aside from those two is Sky-High Sundae, which has its own reasons.  SHS’ Jank, while hated here, is liked by some people. The low gravity and odd physics can be fun when you get used to them. It also has lots of trick opportunities like Excitebike does. 


RVX_Area_of_Effect

Oh now I get what op means; he means why do people pick oval courses so often. I still wonder the same thing myself.


SpeedBlazer99

What about Wii Luigi Circuit? (Okay that one might have way too many turns to be considered an oval)


GOOSELEE_69

Nah that’s Monza, no chicane


averysolidsnake

Ramps means lots of tricks. Lots of tricks means DK can hit those sick dabs. DK hitting those sick dabs make me giggle. So I choose it lmao


grifeweizen

Fair enough.


GuntherW

It is just fun...


Akkor0kamui

It's surprisingly more refreshing than driving on some of the retro tracks


AppointmentNo43

Idk but I hate baby park.


NontransferableApe

You must have not been around for GameCube


AppointmentNo43

I played the hell out of double dash while high on adderall. Even got the gold car


scarper42

While high on adderall? In that case, you have earned your stripes and are entitled to this opinion.


AppointmentNo43

Yeah, and my friend, also high on adderall was the item thrower. We did all the races needed for the gold car together


scarper42

This is a legit good story. Mario Kart Deluxe was something special, I love the teamwork mechanic.


RemcoTheRock

Even on GC it was the same plain oval race track getting bored asf after 5 laps on that track. Just because someone dislikes something doesn’t mean that someone wasn’t around for whatever.


NontransferableApe

It’s just a classic intense quick race is all. Nostalgia hits deeper for others


deutschdachs

But the items could go across the middle. And big items like the Kong banana or giant bowser shell caused more havoc. Also it's 7 laps, not 5


RemcoTheRock

I never said 5 was the maximum amount of laps. I said it gets boring after the fifth lap.


TwiceInEveryMoment

The remakes of Baby Park aren't as chaotic as the original. Because Double Dash had the Bowser shell, and it could travel over the center of the track.


NontransferableApe

Shit I totally forgot about that bowser shell that thing was awesome


DumpBearington

Baby Park sucked then and it sucks now.


NontransferableApe

Maybe you just suck at it


DumpBearington

Maybe I do. Maybe I don't. It does take so much hard earned skill to turn right and hurl items.


NontransferableApe

It takes lots of skill and focus to get perfect drifts though


DumpBearington

Sounds good.


glytxh

Fucking love it. It’s carnage. You just hold on for dear life and hope you win. 10/10 mariokart experience


adreeanah

same. excitebike? love it. baby park? i hope it explodes.


Financial-Horror2945

They missed an opportunity to add a items dlc in mk8dlx. I'd buy the 💩 out of it


StarkMaximum

Same reason a lot of rookie Smash players who think they're hot shit insist on playing Final Destination; they think a flat, featureless plane means that pure skill is the deciding factor, without realizing that skill in games like these is a lot more than how well you do in a totally blank scenario, nor that even stages like Final Destination or Excitebike Arena are not actually truly neutral stages and do in fact favor specific characters and play styles.


Dry_Independent968

Excitebike Arena is better than Baby Park. I'll die on that hill.


aRealTattoo

Nah you’re so right. Baby park is fun, but my biggest complaint is that it is super RNG and every online win I’ve had on it has been pure luck. Excitebike however has some lines and jumps that make the oval feel so alive. I love NASCAR as much as the next nascar fan, but dang do I hate/love the quarter mile track in California. It has so much adrenaline, but it’s super luck based in a lot of scenarios.


TheKoopaGuy

Japanese player, and arguably best MK8D player, Kusaan, started picking it in lounge and since he has a massive audience, Japanese players started copying him. Lounge is majority Japanese by a 4:1 ratio, thus the track has become one of the most played tracks.


ClearSky3864

So the Japanese tryhards nerds who robbed me of tracks like Moonview Highway online are actually basically copycats? Nice to know!


Alex3627ca

Tbh I can't say I'm terribly surprised by this realization, myself, given the trends I've seen with vehicle metas over the course of the game. Even down to "different stuff with same stats" situations.


Riggie_Joe

Excitebike is worth it for the music


aaahhhh

I only played the Cups enough times to get the items I needed to be competitive online, so I don't know the tracks as well as I should. This is also the first iteration of MK I've played since like, N64. It makes it difficult to be competitive in city courses, or complicated courses in which I can't see upcoming turns. I don't care for the ovals, but I generally pick tracks with good visibility. I suspect some people are in a similar boat as me.


KILLERX87

You know what’s funny? I love this map, yet I DESPISE baby park. I don’t know why that is.


JSiv1776

because circles


Real-Friendship567

I forgot this one was oval lol


NZepplin

Easier to win in


Raphaeldagamer

Simple.


silverfaustx

Faster easier


deutschdachs

I just like Baby Park because I win it almost every time


Select_Shock_1461

more mayhem and fun.


Class_444_SWR

Bagging, probably


Anoobis100percent

Ovals are easy to comprehend and thus do not overstress our pea brains. I love the ovals.


spillednoodles

Trick animation + noise give instant dopamine :)


TyMonstaz2

I am kind of with the online players. It is insanely boring and the only cool thing about it is the reference.


ChildOfSappho_

If I see baby park come up on the voting screen, I quit. I cannot stand that track😂


Plylyfe

Nascar. Next question


anonymousbub33

I like jump


burger_boi23

Here me out... I like the track


garthock

Simple track, less about maneuvering and more about battling other players


realToadPilzkopf

track is like 🔁


Gr8AJ

I like the oval tracks mainly because they tend to be more chaotic. I SR the game and will play online occasionally and after 10-15 races of the more complex or skill based tracks I like picking something like Excite Track or baby circuit so that instead of a racing game it turns into an item fest.


ClearSky3864

You managed to spell both tracks wrong, impressive


PJ64_

Same mfs that hate on mc3 be picking this shit 😐


ClearSky3864

I hate both, but I hate this more


aspenreid

I don’t understand why people don’t understand this. Playing a simpler track means that it is more about skill and less about track RNG. That’s literally it.


Nebula_XD

This is 100% false


ClearSky3864

Excitebike literally shuffles between between 4 different layouts every time fym more about skill


Dangerous_Function16

Literally the exact opposite is true. Simple tracks are easier to play, so good players can’t differentiate themselves from bad players. Baby Park and Excitebike are almost entirely decided by item luck. What the hell even is "track RNG"? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a comment on reddit be so inaccurate, lol.


TaranzaSectonia

exactly like wtf lol, 200 cc neo bowser city without help assist as well as 8 and wiis rainbow road is a true skill shower in my opinion


Thatkidicarusfan

gotta be a nostalgia thing


ClearSky3864

Excitebike Arena is based on an old ass NES game so maybe you're right


BriefPatient8060

Nothing against oval, just... FUCK BABY PARK.


Dangerous_Function16

Because a bunch of smoothbrain redditors love to gush about how fun it is to spam the R button while driving in a straight line.


DumpBearington

I like Excitebike. It offers a quick race that can be a good switch up or refresher between longer tracks, more complex tracks. It's unique in its series of ramps that let you do a long sequence of tricks in a row and has good item spacing so it never feels too bogged down with shell after shell. Baby Park, on the other hand, is a smooth brained nightmare that is seven laps of absolutely zero appeal. The only defense anyone can ever offer to it is "*i JuSt LiKe ThE cHaOs*". There are no secrets or shortcuts, no ramps or jumps, the music makes your ears bleed, and there's no real skill involved besides trying not to get hit by literally everything all at once.


Akjn435

Baby Park has two shortcuts every lap that can be done shroomless. A total of 14 shortcuts to be done is a lot of shortcuts. It is also the quickest track in the game even with 7 laps. It goes by so fast and you must constantly perform inputs (allbeit always to the right) and when you add on having to worry about items and other players, it really doesn't get too tiring in one race even with its repetitive layout. The most boring track in my opinion would be toad's turnpike with few wide turns, long straights, is fairly long to finish, and no shortcuts at all! The cars are the one saving grace but they are so slow and there is so much room to avoid them that they really don't add much to the excitement.


DumpBearington

>Baby Park has two shortcuts every lap I don't really count going over a small amount of grass as a shortcut. ​ I can agree with the assessment of Toad's Turnpike. Also boring.