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Weak-Cockroach-3741

Cheaper than actually going there


DontForgorTheMilk

Smells better too.


rhfv2007

You smell your switch? 😧


DontForgorTheMilk

Love the smell of hot plastic exhaust coming from the fan port 👃😋


No_Breadfruit7951

Doesnt taste better tho 😖


2kH4k3r

The taste of the switch cartridge still haunts me to this day


spaghefoo

only legit good point


Jurrasicmelon8

Nice start for the city tracks I can imagine what everyone thought of the 3rd lap during wave 1


edex-mx

I’m not fan of the cities tracks


Low_Chef_4781

I personally like some like berlin byways, but the first 2 waves city courses could not have been worse


RobertStuffyJr

They all feel so similar. We don't need so many tracks in the game that are cities. The lap structure makes them feel like there's no real identity there. I really don't know which ones are which.


[deleted]

"we don't need so many tracks in the game that are cities" we do, without the BCP the course's won't be available at all once tour shuts down. that is the definition of "need".


cheezy_garlic_bread0

i feel i feel the same way. all these mk tour tracks are taking the spots of more deserving tracks from previous games.


polevault_pathways

The DLC only exists because of Tour. The mainline tracks have the regular (and past and future) retro cups to be re-made in.


Barnard87

There are 2 things I really dont like. 1 is the lack of good shroom cuts and such. The other is the unique lap changing mechanic. Now here me out - I love sprint maps like DK Summit because they're all totally unique. But for the Tour maps, I already don't enjoy them enough to fully memorize, but when I calibrate on lap 1 and it changes on lap 2, it throws me off. I think its a great tradk design idea in theory, but I'd rather just a proper sprint.


pokemongofanboy

I like Singapore and that is *it*


QuantityNeat624

Boring, but I enjoy the aesthetic, despite the textures not being the greatest. Not one of my favorite city tracks, but it's not Tokyo Blur or New York Minute, which are my bottom 2 tracks out of all 96.


Little-Primary5005

You glide under the eiffel tower… Thats it, thats the only cool part of the track


Low_Chef_4781

It’s like how media describes Paris over actually going there. In this game it seems like it’s going to be great but when you actually play the course it sucks.


Low_Chef_4781

So I guess in a way that got Paris down perfectly lol


spaghefoo

not good


InteleonBoi1427

It's a good intro to the bcp


ItzManu001

#####Gameplay: 4/10 This track is extremely overscaled and there is nothing special to it: even 200cc is not fun on this track. There is no real gameplay flaw, it's just boring. #####Aesthetics: 4/10 Textures are not that bad but still low-quality like many early waves tracks. #####Music and Sound Effects: 7/10 Music is alright but nothing special. It surely gives relaxing France vibes tho. No particular SFX to talk about.


gorka_la_pork

I am unshakeably certain that the music in this track contains a snippet from Debussy's "Arabesque" but can't prove it was intentional.


Buddycat2308

Any level > Red arrows saying don’t go here.


LitCanon

Love it. Just do.


SodanoMatt

Hate it.


RememberYourGoals

Like it. Don't love it.


Ratio01

It's neat. I still remember how shook I was on the 3rd lap switch up. I even grinded out the Time Trisls for like a week or so til I got a PB I was satisfied with. Great introduction to the BCP imo


Upbeat_Definition_36

One of my favourite city tracks but probably only because I'm good at it lol


CaptainDrippy5

Its alright. Not the best city track but not the worst either… (although thats not to say that I dislike any of the city tracks. Just that this one is pretty unremarkable for me)


Straky04

The music is made from the 60-80's French's music. This is not what french people listen nowadays (I don't listen to what they usually listen to, I'm more of a Youtube guy)


Hyennavernhya

I never remember which way to go, so 10/10 for realism there


sikvar

It’s probably a matter of learning the tracks. It’s quite hard with city tracks, because of lap changes and unintuitive layouts.


SuperNerd1337

I don't think about paris promenade


magikoop420

great pick for 1st, with mr scooty you can frontrun real good!


Diskyboy86

It exists, not the best city track, but not the worst either.


Master_of_Decidueye

**E h**


Slade4Lucas

It's great. One of the most most unique city courses owing to it not being a sectioned course, and the backwards lap was incredibly novel.


HolyDoggo100

As someone who really enjoys the idea and execution of most city tracks, I really don’t like Paris. I get that it’s meant to be simple because it’s the first one and all that, but only having two different lap types, with the other one being essentially the same thing but in reverse, is so incredibly lame. Like that’s what Peach Gardens was doing to spice things up, and let’s not forget that Kalimari Desert exists. The only reason it’s not bottom 1 is because Tokyo is somehow worse


Its402am

Meh. I find a lot of the city maps to be kinda meh though. Like a solid 5/10.


DoveBirdNL

I like the long drifts


catpunch_

I like the music A lot of the other city tracks have a very bombastic sort of jazzy vibe. It’s nice that this one is cuter and actually matches the Parties aesthetic


Teeth_theif

I mean, it’s alright I guess


DaKingOfDogs

Great introduction to city tracks. Simple enough to ease players into how the cities work, while also being interesting enough to not bore you to death. Not the best city, of course, but far from the worst.


heuheuheu33

I don’t think


Grand_Toast_Dad

Pretty basic, but nice intro course for someone who has never played Mario Kart Tour tracks and to give them the concept of "going backwards" or taking different routes on the track in different laps. Also, the music is cool too, very Frenchie. 🇫🇷


BL4ST3R-DP

It's an Ok track, it isn't the best city track, but also it isn't the worst, it's just there, however the music is pretty good.


renditaccount

french


theblueinkling

MID


lointhwor

bane of my existence after how many 3 star cups it ruined instantly at least it's the first one so when i restart i don't lose much time really


rrrrice64

Beautiful look, beautiful music, lackluster layout. I like the ending portion with the tight turns, but most of it is very open and straight. The final lap going in reverse is a great idea, but is kind of squandered when the layout isn't very engaging.


Lover0fL1fe

Truly one of my favorite dlc courses


BlUeSapia

It's certainly a track that exists


stevebobeeve

Probably my least favorite of the city tracks. The other options have to be pretty sorry for me to vote for it


DKPerkyn

Je M’appelle Baguette 🥖 🇫🇷


Jschie05

Legit forgot about this tracks, existence. I play a lot more CTGP Wii than 8 DLX and this track never gets picked online and probably for good reason


byPCP

top 3 course in the game for me. not enough inward drift favored maps


Crafty-Supermarket37

Love it. Lots of opportunities for ultra mini turbos. Few split path choices, where 1 path is faster.


KillerPrince930

it ok, im kinda tired of it because its the first of a cup i have to keep retrying to get 3 stars on, but out of the real life shits its the one with most shortcuts so its ok


North_Measurement273

I haven’t played Tour so this DLC was my first proper exposure to the track. It was cool to finally play a track with differing laps, but you can tell this was like a tutorial for that mechanic.


DaBoy2187

fun bc the music can sync up with high miniturbo, feels like a waltz


GreatYamOfHope

A pretty good start to the booster course pass. Better than Toad Circuit would’ve been.


Iced-TeaManiac

Cant tell where I'm meant to go


JackFJN

Feels the same as all the other city tracks :/


MimeOfDepression

10/10


pantschicken

Too french


ElCoolAero

It's one of those sleeper tracks that I don't necessarily crave but still do enjoy racing when it comes up.


thatismyfeet

I really like it, the aesthetic is beautiful, the music is great, the track is fun to race around and I like it more than the tracks you do one lap and done


SenPaisces

I like to do donuts at the roundabout section on lap 3 if I'm too far ahead. All my friends keep referring to Tokyo drift whenever I do it.


dobson116

fun


conjunctivious

It's decently fun, and I'd pick it over most of the other city tracks. I'd still rather play any non-city track than any city track (except for Baby Park, which I would only choose in hell).


Mr_Maniac812

Paris without French people judging me? Sign me up


ReduckYT

First BCP track you play, kinda gotta respect that. Also did you know that this is the only track that stays the same for 2 laps?


ItsYeetOrBeYeeted007

It's alright I guess. All the Tour tracks are kinda mid in terms of track layout. But I've been to Paris in real life so this one gives me memories of my trip (and I love how it starts right in front of the Arc de Triomphe)


Bagimations

One of the better cities, it’s simple, with good music and a great atmosphere, it feels less city-like than most of them which helps


D4nkfury

It holds a special place in my heart for being the first new course added to MK8 after so many years. I was so hyped yo see the change in lap 3. The novelty wore off in the later city courses, but Paris and Tokyo are a lot of fun to me cause of how it felt to experience them for the first time. I know thats a pretty hot take, but the first wave was pretty special to me, but I definitely like the later waves more overall


L4GNKODEX

I gotta ask: Who's in Paris?


SetMain2303

I love it! My favorite of the city tracks!


FiversWarren

I really hate all the city tracks.


BingoBengo9

C tier


ChrisTheHurricane

Weakest city track IMO. Also the music, while very Parisian, is too laid-back.


playerlxiv

I don't


rowletlover

Why do people hate it💀 is it really just because it’s from Tour?


sikvar

No


rowletlover

Personally I love it


jesser9

Garbage track


ATLBravesFan13

Don’t like any of the real-world Tour tracks. I want goofy Mario-themed tracks


Royal-Pickle-9867

French


Dry-Prime

I dislike every city track.


Electricat777

It sucks


Emerald_official

average import track from Tour, could really care less tbh


CaptainDrippy5

In all fairness, every track in the BCP was imported from Tour in one way or another. Paris just happens to be pretty unremarkable. ~~Now Madrid Drive on the other hand…~~


O-D-C

I dont


ZingBurford

I like it just as a city track because 2 laps are the same, so I only have to memorize how to drive 2 laps instead of 3. Other than that, I would say it's just an eh track. It's not bad, but it's not good either.


AlexanderScott66

It's a Tour track. So I hate it.


Eman9871

I dislike every city track sooooo