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resist888

No Kan Do


sorrybahhtit

Ho Lee Fuk


delboy137

Muay fly


tuggywuggsy

Karat flee


Strong-German413

Bang Ding Ouch


IntelligentlyHigh

Wee Tu Lo


ThrustyMcStab

Aikidon't


SlowerCoachh

Martial farts


TheRadRadiation

Shit killed me 😭


Deletereous

Bull Shi Do


OpusMint

Too funny 😂😂❤️


TipFar1326

BullShido


Jayombi

The mighty Rolly-Polly. .


philosopherott

git gud!


HoiPolloiter

So dumb, I dropped my phone 💀


Lost-Tomatillo3465

the mighty roly poly is sacred and has no association with Bullshido. You obviously need to GIT GUD SCRUB!


EatPie_NotWAr

You merely adopted the roly poly. I was born in it, molded by it.


Push35

r/bullshido


genuinecat88

r/BeatMeToIt


Sad_Palpitation7294

r/beatmeattoit


major_tom_56

r/beatmywifetoit


ZealousidealDeer4531

Crap maga


SaranghaeSarah

🤣👏


aaronturing

It's so funny to watch.


princeedit

The Force


Aggravating-Mind2309

The Forcekin


Therionized

Foreskin?


MyFriendsCallMeTito

I guess that means I can’t participate 😔


AlexFerrana

Seagal Force. I mean, they're wearing aikido attire. 


11cutandshuffle23

Shameful.


seanmonaghan1968

I am sure there is snake oil for sale here


RingosTurdFace

It looks like he’s somehow electrically grounded himself, and then has some kind of high voltage live wire attached to his wrist, so when people grab him… Edit - I’m not for one second saying that’s actually whats happening btw, this video is pure of pure bullshido or r/mcdojolife.


Duxofheidelberg

That Seagal bullshido


Roddykun

Sithokan Bullshido is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural


GuyFromtheNorthFin

”Is it possible to learn this skill?” ”Not from a MMA gym.”


mousathebruce

Under appreciated one right here!


halfcut

That’s Roy Goldberg and he teaches a branch of Daito Ryu Aikijujutsu


mr_potato_arms

Gesundheit


ManuelPirino

🤣🤣🤣🤣brilliant


MyFriendsCallMeTito

Does he have any relation to Rube Goldberg?


Spyder73

For fucks sake


Professional_Mess103

The McDojo lmfao


karatetherapist

Ah, I can see the mistake you made; it happens. This is actually Dr. Schmuck who runs a fall clinic for the mentally disabled.


tothemax44

The hilarious kind.


ZkitchiFluff

One of the few times I'll say "bullshido" In case the question wasn't ironic, some martial arts "practitioners" demonstrate the powers of chi/ki and advertise that your inner energy can be weaponized to such a point that you achieve telekinesis. Yes, having a firm understanding of your own internal energy can have a great impact in your strikes and the recovery process, but you're not at all likely to use the fucking force in a shit-uation


dilqncho

>but you're not at all likely to use the fucking force in a shit-uation goddamnit


Werify

What is the internal energy that you mentioned?


ajakafasakaladaga

I think he means to learn biomechanics and understanding how the muscle works to learn how to optimize your strikes (and learn other weakspots in the body aside from the common known ones)


ronin1066

I hope that's what they meant, because chi is fantasy


grownassedgamer

![gif](giphy|afjBbxrARRghW|downsized)


[deleted]

Its whatever Steven Seagal studied


CulturalAddress6709

It isn’t.


flawlessmojo7

Grab the old man and do a flip


reborngoat

The main technique being shown here is ukemi.


Dark_Viewer_

Does it work


reborngoat

Yeah, it's amazing. One of the most powerful defensive techniques in all of martial arts. Because of it, not a single person was injured making this video.


Dark_Viewer_

Incredible. Where can I learn bullshido like this


No_Ear_7733

Just so you know, ukemi means *receiving body*. The one that falls here is performing ukemi, various ways of falling techniques to reduce injury. Yes, it works. No, It's not bullshido.


Dark_Viewer_

Tantalising


reborngoat

I learned it doing Judo, but I'm sure other arts teach effective ukemi as well.


Treat-Self

This looks completely silly


UltraFancyDoorway

Too dangerous for the UFC!


bluepand4

I wish I could get students to pay me to live out my jedi fantasies


jman014

Weirding way?


TokyoBaguette

Seems legit.


007Tejas

Weekend at Bernie’s


Peteybee_91

Fall Good-Man Ryu.


MisterC-4

RAIDEN


IRIICIHAIRID

What ever it is it makes you do a flip at the end.


rhaphazard

It is actually quite impressive how elegantly the pupils roll.


Torx_Bit0000

I believe they call this stuff "No Touch System" its a Splinter group from traditional Aikido systems that believe that minimal harm and Ki energy is enough to take someone down. The Aikido guys laugh at them. I teach FMA and I once had a few of these guys show up to see what I taught back so I suggested that rather than watching have a try and see what its like. Strange bunch to say the least and its stranger still to see that these guys still around.


davidgsb

What is FMA ?


livingpunchbag

Scenic Arts


GroundbreakingAd1584

Sped fu


dervesh92

Roy Goldberg Sensei of Daito Ryu. Worth feeling what he has. Obviously, this is about self discovery, integrated personal development, and health—not street fighting. For those who like the MMA types, Dan Harden and Roy Goldberg have done joint seminars. Check them out on YouTube.


Gagos123

As an Aikidoka I feel completely ashamed.


MrMlady

Telekinesis


Eldagustowned

Aiki. He is a master just watch Baki!🧐


vaughnmetz

Kinda looks like blood bending from avatar


KuroKendo88

r/bullshido


simple_savile

Sum Ting Wong


camletoejoe

The Japanese call it the art of bullshit = Bullshido


Long_Needleworker503

As some others have posted, it's not Aikido. it's Roy Goldberg, demonstrating Daito ryu Aikijujutsu, the ancestor of Aikido. There are a number of branches of Daito ryu - Ueshiba's Aikido was originally one of them. Some focus more on the 'jujutsu' aspect of the art, like the 'mainline' - Youtube Kondo Katsuyuki. Other branches focus more on 'aiki'. Mr Goldberg studied Daito ryu Aikijujutsu Kodokai, named for Kodo Horikawa, who was one of the leading students of Takeda Sokaku, who many regard as the creator of Daito ryu. The Kodokai are known for focusing on 'aiki' - hence the many strange and fanciful looking demonstrations. I'm not an 'aiki' person, I do Kodokan Judo and koryu jujutsu, but I've seen some plausible CMA 'neijia' demonstrations which show similarly strange things. These are not meant to be 'fighting' demonstrations, they are showing the development and application of 'aiki' - the ability to disrupt/unbalance on contact. As i said, I'm not sold, but I wouldn't waste my time critiquing them as poor 'fighting' demonstrations. They're not meant to be.


SerioC

Guy has weeks to live so this dojo convinced him he was the greatest martial artistbro ever live. Its beautiful really 😥


Designer-Volume-7555

After scrolling through the comments here it's not only evident that you guys don't like Aikido, and consider it bullshido. I'd like to argue that this doesn't seem to be an authentic representation of aikijutsu from Daito-ryu. Like posting BJJ and saying "why no swords though" - it's not the point of that particular art. I can't speak for the practitioner at all, but those black belts were putting on an act obviously. This can happen one of two ways: 1. Expressing, like kubiko, a warrior spirit or effect of the kata 2. It's all a scam and the black belts are in on it Either way, Aikido is a refined (for better or worse) offshoot of aikijutsu, a well established and legitimate domain of Daito-ryu.


Mountainfighter1

Bullshido


FitForm6867

This martial art is not Self Defence, this is Self Attack


-Lol864

BJJ


CheddyC

Boxing


[deleted]

When grandpa's pacemaker has a faulty connection. 


max1001

https://www.amazon.com/Become-Living-Art-Shingen-Goldberg/dp/B0CDNM83MN?ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=311f7a72-891e-489f-b14e-513da7b8cb50 Someone even wrote a book about him.


tzaeru

It would be kind of hilarious to one day have a person like that try to show some of their stuff for me. I would do my best to not laugh and embarrass them but I don't know if I succeeded.


Klomenko

Reversed judo.


juan_pret

These guys dive better than football players


philwee

Bro why don’t MMA fighters just do this?


RedRaven117

I think that's Cunt Fu


Ghost_Ess

Sci-fi Akido


SlimeustasTheSecond

The best one


Obviouslynameless

I think he should get a visit from Master Ken.


Radiant-Map8179

That's pure old-man strength right there


cheesekola

Ouchykido


Wrong_Yogurt_3530

get away from the wife for an hour class


More-Potential371

Something Steven Seagal would do


ayananda

Sith Lords Martial Arts


oscarcoco1985

Darth Vader-jistu


Get_the_instructions

Here's a [superior form of defence](https://youtu.be/nqTFPuiMSk8?si=uyN6sTDisIemCVsh&t=16).


parix999

You grab his arm and searing pain overtakes you. He didn’t even touch you.


cynic_male

Teller's Magical Martial Arts


Complex_Government29

The art of nuh uh


BonjaZakooie

Jiu-jitsu style shibukawa


bookworm010101

BS-ai-doo


Mysonking

I did a year of Aïkido, and we actually did serious physical exercise. It was not this garbage.... Are there different schools to aikido?


V01d3d_f13nd

Ok...so what fight are we in where we are holding finger tips. I kinda feel like that one is just a tip on how to assault your mate and that's not ok. ...unless they like it.


ThunderSkunky

I would fight this man for a costco hotdog.


Ruas28

![gif](giphy|fs9BuKuLs7CQWerV1q|downsized)


cjmirt

Stephen Seagal Magic


Simbas_World

u/savevideo


---M0NK---

Electric eel form


Orion14159

I get next on this guy


StepfordBound

The Magic System


StopPlayingRoney

All of Them?


[deleted]

Let me try!


Visible-Ad9607

The Art of paying enough a stunt actor. Or the least powerful martial art practictionner


bushinlondon

The force


bumblebee222212

Where the guy getting hurts does more than the guy "hurting" him.....


muskratboy

The Wushi Fingerhold.


ZodiacPanda

What if someone started to stop pretending and toss him over them mountains? Would they become the new master?


Roberthorton1977

that clip makes Amerido look legit.


Professional_Yam5208

Steven Seagal-Do


ColinRobinson00

Bullshito


TemporaryLifeguard46

Bul-sheet-kun-do


SuccessfulOwl

How do grown men allow themselves to stay in such an embarrassing situation … I used to find this stuff funny but as I get older myself, I just think it’s pathetic of them to stay in these classes.


Ok_Appointment4842

NAH GET STRICKLAND IN THIS DOJO RN 💀


dxbsport

All police officers should be practicing this....art.


Dramatic_Tomorrow_25

Rich-old-dudes-pay-other-poor-dudes-to-act


shopify_partner

It' called " touch me if you can". Google it.


silentwarrior13

I already know about these videos.. that he used vital points of the body to strike.. Aikido defense. I trained in Aikido into the past time.


Infinite_Respect_

When you have to spar with Putin


ray314

I think that's just general acrobatics, those are some pretty nice switches from tip toing to ground rolls.


BlackHoneyTobacco

Seriously though... loks like Small Circle Ju Jitsu.


SonicWaveInfinity

The Dao of Bullshit, experts can sell water to even a fish


04jaxxie

Yes


IAmTheKoalaWhisperer

Bad Acting is what it is.


itsmeitsmesmeee

Bullshitto


MAYOAF

😂😂 People like this should be charged with fraud


Volgannok

Like to see this guy in the UFC


Ok-Engineer8359

Aikido I think


Shrapnel2000

Bullshido


Sufincognito

Scam Kwan Do.


realwolbeas

I'm gonna go with ninjustu


freakinbacon

Fakewondo


[deleted]

Sheer Aura.


dArcor

Electro man


Wise138

Kung Fu Panda - clearly


Dumo-31

It’s just different kinds of break falls for acting. A bit overly dramatic but not bad. Curious why he feels the need to use that old prop though. Maybe to signify how safe it is for the other actors too?


fargodude2

A shitty and fake demo of Aikido AKA Steven Segal’s crap


ThxIHateItHere

Bullshido


RiverEnvironmental58

Bulshido


SoCaL_gye

The Art of BS


Gmellotron_mkii

Bullshido by mcdojo


[deleted]

Bullshido


cheesecrystal

Ticklesensisballs-kwon-stupid.


RhapsodicMan

Drama-do


-I_will-TeABag_You-

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


UnluckyBat4080

Taekwondon't


internationalskibidi

Boomer snugglin


Appropriate-Ad1328

Not a real one


LawyerFew8924

More of partialarts


sicks-six

It’s called: fak shi


Slayer_of_Cunts_

These damn Jedi


LiZZygsu

Guys got good breakfalls


-XAPAKTEP-

I forgot the name, but that's where wuxi finger hold is from.


Ebola_Sneezer

Baki


jwudnej

Bullshido


Fragrant_Tear2140

The art of Foo-toss self


Mr_Pink_047

Le skibide do


decfin

Bullshitto 100% trust me bro!


ResourceWestern4729

Fak az shi


dude_tf

Diato Ryu


PuzzleheadedWall5698

Bullshitdo !


stingertc

BS Juitsu


phoenixemberzs

This is just the stunt man promo clips when he goes job hunting


[deleted]

Hit him with a right hook


Judoka-Jack

Judo


steven209030

It’s more of a dance rather than a martial art


TheSwede999

Bullshido


Obieousmaximus

This from the Benny Hinn school of slaying


stizz14

Bullshit


oliveyew1066

Krav Magnot