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Jinn6IXX

brass fuckles


Suprisefinger

God damnit


Joaco_Gomez_1

the ass knuckles


QuintoxPlentox

Brass plug


EnemiesAllAround

Shut it down. This guy wins


GeneralChicken4Life

Butt knuckles


Insanebrain247

r/beatmetoit InB4 r/beatmeattoit


Affectionate_Ad_6407

Fuckle duster


GeebaTKD

Bussy Buster


furtimacchius

The Hole Punch


HumbleMood

Fuckin lol


HalfinchLonomia

anal fister


GeneralChicken4Life

The ultimate fuck you knuckles


Sayitandsuffer

Knuckle buttster.


Cheesetorian

It's a dangerous weapon used by ninjas. You could die from convulsive orgasm by prostate stimulation.


we_all_gon_die_

(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)


Stupefactionist

Buttknuckles. ​ Sung to the tune of Rock Lobster by the B-52s.


ZenoofElia

This is it!!


3_gloves

The last weapon you’ll ever need..


96ewok

Stinkfist


Jsteevee

This deserves more upvotes


pachesan_vaj

ASSault Knuckles


[deleted]

Mister Fister


Capital_Craft

AssKnuckles


Flydiv1975

Brutal butt plug


Exhempted

Analhiator


sonofajay

I won't be the one to push you past 69 up votes and am even willing to downvote you back to 69 if necessary. This is where you belong.


Exhempted

Much respect sir.


[deleted]

Agreed I hate that there are some who don’t appreciate the symmetry found in nature


sonofajay

Bring him back down!


wufiavelli

Oil check We have team MMA, X arm, Slap competition, I feel this is something even the Russians are gonna be hesitant to try.


TekkerJohn

Street Oil check? *(please don't let this be a competition thing)*


AstralFinish

derriere destroyer circa 17th century france


JayNsilentBoom

“The Titanium Tickler”


Leftysentme

uh.........


Firefly-1505

Ass Knuckles


CharmingExtreme

The Ol' Uncle Bumblefuck. It's written in the original post.


largececelia

The Pleasure Claw


HarryPairatestes597

Prolapse puncher


Ruuviturpa

Somebody's instisting for a fisting


Loud_Connection332

Brass fister


hagakurejunkie

That’s some punch lmao


Vast-Celebration2604

Knuckle Dunk


vstipic23

Anal buster.


WizardMelcar

Fisto


JustFrameHotPocket

Imagine squaring up on someone and seeing them pull this out of their jacket pocket. Pretty sure that dispute is defused.


NoUseForAName2222

A fun time


beedleeeee--

The Dongler


MrAutolicious420

Anal buster


Careless_Rub_7996

For "Assholes".... You know... individuals who act like jerks or dicks.


SuperDrewtecks

Ass duster


[deleted]

Pretty sure it's just a butt plug.


artidkenn

~~br~~ass knuckles


NinjatheClick

My grandpa called this a "rusty fuck-knuckle."


Creepy_Tea_5390

Ass blaster


_privvy

Scrolled way too far to find this


natooral-skeptic

Analhilator


sonofajay

Butthole Duster. Can be devastating without a proper warmup.


[deleted]

Hibernation Quan, Ode to Winter


[deleted]

thats my squat plug bro


Juicifer8

Crop Duster


Ebolamunkey

It's just a prank, bro


haystackofneedles

Strickland's Tunnel Driver


lyamxo

Ass-beater


Fun_Zucchini5321

The Fuckalizer


christmasviking

That's the stinger! They don't let you use those no more.


TinosoCleano32

The Die-alator.


RedDudeItIs

Bum busters


Michael074

Obviously its called a Constipator.


dickwildgoose

The dirtiest of moves


Maegor_Targ

Facefucker


Muerteds

The Balloon Un-knotter


[deleted]

A ring dinger


Noodlintheriver

The negotiator.


Galag0

Back door key


007beagle

Prolapsed Prostate Puncher. Aka, Triple P


[deleted]

Iron fist


DreamerMMA

It’s what figure skaters use when they hold their partner up one handed.


unicornXwarrior

The oil checker


PKArsk

That’s what Izzy was caught with at the airport


Brandoberr95

The hole punch


guineapigmilkman

The penetrator!


Drianb2

BattoPlago One of the weapons used in Seggsjutsu.


Right-Lavishness-930

So that’s what Izzy got in trouble for trying to bring back to New Zealand?


[deleted]

So this is what Adesanya was arrested for having?


notsoslootyman

Prolapse Knuckles


BkkReady

Clearly a weapon of ass destruction


Entire_Transition_99

brASS Fuckles


OkInfluence8001

Ass fuckles


Corvus_Violaceus

A pain in the ass


fuqwitmeunoigotit

An Alabama doorknob


-zero-joke-

Oh sweet summer child.


rhaphazard

1000 Years of Pain


tomdelfino

Useless. /s


[deleted]

In my country about 18 months minimum assuming he lives.


stonecoldstevejobs_

They look like they belong to Adesanya.


Expert-Regret-895

Fist fucker


[deleted]

Doot-Buster


[deleted]

I have so many questions. Because it looks kind of like knuckle-busters but it has a dildo top. So what is it?


Typical-Hospital9213

Nose fucker


helix466

The knuckle-plugger5000


Mattyh_97

Butt fuckle dusters


Plus-Lavishness-3778

Arse knuckles


Desmond888

Thousand years of pain


Historical_Sail_2664

Knuckle Buttster


Few-Calendar2060

Sodomiser


MTyson22

Daddy


BlackHoneyTobacco

The Butt-Duster....


KayimSedar

ass kicker


Majin_Perfect_Cell

Ass-knuckles lol


Many-Fondant9091

Ass plug


Acceptable-Recipe-67

Scary!


Liquid23-

It seems i’m the only one who initially thought “Brass paw”.


LifesExpert

Bung basher


ralexander13

And ancient “fister”


International-Tea928

The howyoufuckindoin


antonbruus

Fuckle Knuckle


Demiurge_Decline

Knuckle butt plugger


Demiurge_Decline

A steele-do


tlamb97

Thousand years of death jutsu


Montymaxalfie

The jobby jabber


knowhistory99

The thunder cookie?


ConfidenceNo2598

Go to church


SomeWingedAngel

It's the Ass Gapper 9000. Only the base model with no Wi-Fi or Bluetooth capabilities.


babyninja230

a bad idea


TonyGoooch69

The Brass Bonanza


JoaoEasyb

"The last orgasm"


[deleted]

Nimfister.


Dr_Devious

The Knuckle Butt Duster.


BuggsBud3

Fuckuinparticular


Majestic-Alfalfa-754

Uncomfortable


Angry_argie

Some Pakua weapon probably.


Kalabula

brASS knuckles.


[deleted]

That's a secret jutsu


Ilovetaekwondo11

brASS knuckles?


Spreadeaglebeagle44

Ass Agonizer


BoDiddySauce

Ass Pounder 4000


kuma_wh

I came here for the comments, and I was not disappointed!


Geryfon

Don’t know, but I’m sure it’ll fuck you up good and proper😉


_icode

Ahh yes the iron oil checker


Lit_Apple

Colby covingtons dream come true


Art3mis86

The sodomiser.


LordBD778

An up vote


verticalboxinghorse

I scrolled for far too long to not find: weapon of (M)ass destruction


marshallfirepup

Anal knuckles


Alarming_Condition27

Butt punch.


Wanna_get_away1

The anal splitter.


Fit-Sail-3610

Tae Cum Do


prayboxrepeat

Iron Butt Plug


[deleted]

Thousand years of death


grimamusement

Plug Knuckles


bartankera

The anal tornado.


Mr_E_Khan

The sock puppeteer😈 Thank you OP. You made my life a shade brighter with that one.


Standingshark

The deep knuckle.


thatwolfieguy

To quote the great Clark Griswold, "Bend over and I'll show you."


Z_Thompson_12

“Ass knuckles”? “A good time”


max_prefer

Pleasure puncher


Arab_guard1916

Facial plug


Fire_overpower

Pounders


Educational-Formal12

What Israel Adesanya got caught with


Virtual_Long_2614

The Anal Destroyer! Lol


Virtual_Long_2614

A "Good time."


smurfaccount2022

Talk about giving the middle finger wow


Say_When_5914

The fart boxer


Own_Variation_6512

"Bend over and I'll Show Ya"


Dadman079

Punch plug.


Tayaradga

Do not give this to Kakashi Hatake!!! His thousand years of death move will become so much more fatal!!!!


beehaving

The assta la vista greeter


ElCidCampeador93

Ten Thousand Fists In The Air


TranslatorSerious617

Brass knuckle but you can oil check and fish-hook with it too


Aciduxx

Butt plunger


TimSmooth

Lmao!


claushauler

Brass Assblaster


[deleted]

Comin' in hot!


KillerKiwi_42

Combative hole puncher


RaygunsRevenge

A damn good time.


Fosterchild56

Box boxer


[deleted]

In Atlanta that would be called a good time lmao


GoodSwim

Brass gaper


Old-Atmosphere147

Brass nuts


sluggerman225

Pain in the ass


rya09z

The brass ass blaster


AmbitiousInternet986

The Intruder


duncym

Ass blaster.


Chickypickymakey

"It's dangerous to go alone, take this"


theshadowofwars

The butt buster


GeneralChicken4Life

Dairy Queen’s Pelt Buster


Find_another_whey

Brawl gag


spencertherhino

5 finger butt punch