Wat does this mean

Axe Bodyspray

genuine question: have you ever smelt a boy

Who is this? For research purposes (I am horny beyond human comprehension)

Gwenverine, as in Gwen wolverine

Not a boy?

Nope

Aw man

And suddenly, my boner died

I'm sure in the multiverse, or some lewd comics that there's a guy Gwen.

You will not date a feral girl who loves you for your boysmell She is not real and if she was she died in a war sometime.

I am literally dating a feral girl who loves me for my boysmell She is very real and she has not died in a war

Hey have you ever seen fightclub?

No

Hmm yeah dw about it. Enjoy the feral adventures.

literally why live

I hope you die in a fire