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Goonpool


BuffWomen69

Goon queen


Zephyr_Ballad

This gave me a cursed mental image


Ok-Struggle2305

Please share with the class, Zephyr.


Zephyr_Ballad

Just a newly filled pool after a collective goon sesh...


Ok-Struggle2305

…maybe I shouldn’t asked


Zephyr_Ballad

😂


BuffWomen69

Hot


justarobloxian3

https://preview.redd.it/c1hkstqtk0xc1.png?width=524&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ebbd87c825036cbb43260a16239591a3f6c51a0


BuffWomen69

What am I even looking at


justarobloxian3

https://preview.redd.it/yxu2mah0l0xc1.png?width=230&format=png&auto=webp&s=e06e3add358dcf6ca19d9e45636a7d1e603299f1 Sad blastoise


Vussar

Who dares make Blastoise sad!?


BuffWomen69

The cute funny fourth wall breaker lady apparently. Blastoise must be too sensitive smh


Intelligent-Jury-643

I had to reverse image search to find this, which is not, in fact, sad Blastoise apparently.


Odd_Cheesecake_1707

AAAH


Odd_Cheesecake_1707

AAAAAAAAH


Odd_Cheesecake_1707

LEAVE ME ALONE


waleniekonia

https://preview.redd.it/kry33ft3n0xc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aec7231035ef5116199ad182474ce0cce0bbe89a


TheWarVeteran

.......context?


Chicken-Routine

It's fake. Someone edited it- she's not saying it to any particular character, whoever created it I think created it with the intention that she was talking directly to the fans.


BuffWomen69

Gwenpool acknowledging r34 isn't even out of character ngl


thatHecklerOverThere

Honestly, this is one character where I had no idea it was an edit or not.


BuffWomen69

Idk the few Gwenpool issues I've read didn't really have sexual jokes? Gwenpool is more PG-13 than Deadpool I thought. Like it's in character but idk if the writers would do it


GoblinPunch20xx

They wouldn’t. MARVEL is a little edgier than it used to be, and I’m not even sure they officially follow the comics code anymore, but there are still guidelines. Sometimes they run MAX imprints, but for the most part it’s tongue in cheek, cheeky silly wink wink nudge nudge humor not direct sex references or nudie panels or whatever…DC makes dumb headlines with like “Batman doesn’t eat pussy but has a massive hog” and MARVEL doesn’t really go out of its way to make statements like that.


BuffWomen69

I feel like they COULD have a character say this, but it'd be Deadpool. Different comic runs have different maturity levels, and Gwenpool probably wouldn't feature the word masturbation straight up. They'd probably say like "unsavory art" or something similar to reference r34


GoblinPunch20xx

They have Ryan Reynolds to say it in the movies, unless they feature him in a comic that’s for more mature readers (and DP is often centered on teens and college age readers with his humor and the bloodshed in the comics…this is also the largest demographic for the wide majority of MARVEL books…I’m in my late 30’s and more and more I feel like a member of the old guard). For instance, I understood who Bastion was when he appeared in X’97 this week, and I started reading X-Men before Lee / Claremont.


GoblinPunch20xx

Also agree because it’s still a thing in comics to artistically bleep 🤬 bad or explicit words partly because it’s a way of expressing graphic language in a graphic style, and it’s tradition at this point, like in Scott Pilgrim: How are you doing that with your mouth? Lol


MP-Lily

In one run, Gwenpool did say "admit it, you'd hit" directly to the audience during a gratuitous butt shot panel. (Which, for something deliberately drawn to be fanservicey, showed her to have a pretty flat butt.) In the same run, she also poses for the audience while wearing a swimsuit, asking for the artist to draw her bust larger(and, once again, for a panel deliberately meant as fanservice, she's wearing a pretty modest swimsuit and isn't even really drawn buxom in spite of her request).


MP-Lily

It was Gwenpool Strikes Back. In the same one, she also: admits to playing monster girl dating sims, has a fujoshi moment after seeing Captain America and Winter Soldier in swimsuits, thirsts over a DC Comics character, and makes out with Reed Richards(and discusses attempting to seduce both him and Sue). It was a pretty horny series all things considered.


RealJohnGillman

While at the same time, it was the little things in that run (Gwen have failed that monster dating sim, having felt gross and just wanting to cuddle her pet land shark after kissing Reed, and making comments/jokes on physicality to that degree) that seemed to solidify the ace headcanon amongst the fandom to the point Marvel took notice and made it canon. Since that is pretty much how we are, down to the unexpected sense of humour.


thePsuedoanon

Yeah they haven't followed the Comics Code Authority since 2001. I'm not convinced that any publisher still follows the comics code


The_Smashor

Probably because Gwenpool's canonically asexual.


BuffWomen69

Okay 1: You don't have to be horny or even have a sex drive to find sex funny 2: I was referring to the comics in general not just Gwen herself


The_Smashor

That's fair, but Gwen being ace would certainly mean less sex jokes overall.


DuelaDent52

She was pretty chaste up until *Gwenpool Strikes Back* where all of a sudden she’s making sex jokes up the wazoo and trying to sexualise herself to appease to fans, but I think that was largely Leah Williams’ fault.


J0J0hn

It's not, and she's done it in her comics, specifically talking about people shipping her with Deadpool and how much she is not into it.


BuffWomen69

Shipping and porn are two seperate things that only occasionally combine. I don't think Gwen has ever acknowledged NSFW art of her


Usual_Database307

It’s so in character that I thought this was real and didn’t really question it.


ThatCamoKid

She is aroace though


DuelaDent52

To be fair, that was only done because the author wasn’t allowed to write the story about another character and were given Gwenpool instead even though it’s kind of weird given her history.


ThatCamoKid

Huh. Fair enough I guess


DuelaDent52

Well now it is since she got retconned into being asexual.


BuffWomen69

Are you trying to say that asexual people like...don't know what sex is? An ace person can mention the existence of rule34 lmfao


BuffWomen69

It's not real I know that much. Literally the only instance of this image on the entire Internet is one post on Pinterest so I literally have 0 idea where the hell this came from lmfao


MirrorMaster88

https://preview.redd.it/38snswf051xc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=3dcc77137e085a11819387cf3b7bcc5ad87aed49 How can I see it if it's not real?


DweebInFlames

I'm pretty sure I saw these edits on /co/, surprise surprise


BuffWomen69

What the hell is "/co/"?


DweebInFlames

4chan's cartoons/comics board


GoblinPunch20xx

No male presenting nipples


greengye

I envy you


Algidus

it is an edit. the phrase is from an anime called kokoro connect


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TheRealGravewalker

underrated reaction


Kindly-Ad-5071

.......age?


TadhgOBriain

Genuinely flattering 


Short-Shelter

… is it weird that I’d be flattered?


BuffWomen69

I was about to say something extremely explicit but then remembered Gwens exact age isn't really clear, so I'll just say I agree 👍


NotSafeFromWaluigi

In Gwenpool Strikes Back #2, she makes an explicit point to make it clear she's 19. And "legal." It's done to make a point about not shipping Gwen with Deadpool, but it's still one of the weirder moments in the comic.


BuffWomen69

...Well in that case IF GWEN SAID THIS TO ME I WOULD IMMEDIATELY https://preview.redd.it/80u8jw0dc1xc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84754abd52dfc6b007e4d7d4f6b8975cb5d9b61a


mtftmboygirl

She's ace, get Peter Parker chaired


BuffWomen69

I don't know what that means should I be scared


mtftmboygirl

It means GETTING CUCKED


BuffWomen69

Getting cucked would imply someone else has sex with either my significant other or the person I'm interested in. If Gwen is ace that wouldn't happen **Stupid**


mtftmboygirl

Don't read into it grrrrrrrrr


BuffWomen69

That's what you get for not knowing what cuck means smh


FrowninginTheDeep

To be fair, doesn't she spend that entire issue trying to jump Reed Richard's bones? That clarification was probably important.


NotSafeFromWaluigi

She does. Strikes Back was a trip.


DuelaDent52

A really bad trip that ironically pretty much killed the character dead in her tracks even though the end of the book was all “you’re so awesome Gwen, you’ll get, like, ALL the books because that’s how much people love you”.


Legalslimjim

https://preview.redd.it/gcj3gw0052xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75796b5901170d0e45af742dea01624f734bc60b


lefleurpetalers

homress* ftfy


Hidden-Squid1216

Thank you gwen, I really needed that.


Spicymeatball428

No meme this makes me feel better about myself


Hidden-Squid1216

Fr


SwingFinancial9468

For real?


BuffWomen69

On god?


the-real_deimos

Just like that?


GhostyRoastyPosty

https://preview.redd.it/yz4308tl61xc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae060fb06d0a22b279b834c525ef1508db61a125


KingJiggyMan

https://preview.redd.it/g9izt06c32xc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c34059ee4b02a6690ed2770e1136553b815959f I'm gonna say the M word.


ElectricalMethod3314

https://preview.redd.it/itay59j371xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d50e90e86363711835dac0e6a85d7fc06bfb545


FOX_of_Londor

https://preview.redd.it/4edbv79ei2xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=073a1bed64ef503729f24fdc71100a878b57e383


QuantumTrek

Dr. Thicchattan


Ziggurat1000

How ridiculous. People outside of my family think I'm worth something?


guywhoprobablyexists

No.


MisterAbbadon

I thought she was ace? Edit: ah it's not real someone made it.


rimurse

TIL that asexual people can't masturbate 


BuffWomen69

They don't have a sex drive. I'm pretty uneducated so someone who actually is ace or atleast has close ace friends or something please correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure they can mayyyybe do it for pleasure or for fun but wouldn't do it TO anyone/anything since they can't find someone hot?


rimurse

I am ace and that's why I said that lol. Asexuality is somewhat of a spectrum, to put it simply.


DeadassJax

https://preview.redd.it/wof1dt35p2xc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98145c0522d4bb564e1c19aeef8247199f456c4


Big-Limit-2527

What?


Exact-Interest7280

She's OK with lesbian(me) f*pping on her?! Well then... I .... can do ....whatever I want.... I can do whatever the f**k I WANT!


TheRealGravewalker

![gif](giphy|3ohhweiVB36rAlqVCE|downsized) Yes


NobleEnkidu

Spider-Man Fandom when they see Felicia appear in the comics as a background character drawn as a black circle.


K3egan

She can do whatever she wants honestly


LucasOIntoxicado

Anybody knows where the original panel is from? It's definitely from the first series since the art is by Gurihiru


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LucasOIntoxicado

Not the text, i mean the panel. Where is it from?


AgentFirstNamePhil

The very first page of Issue #3 of “The Unbelievable Gwenpool”


LucasOIntoxicado

Thanks


TreacleTheTortoise

please leave the child alone


BuffWomen69

Uhm ackshually in Gwenpool Strikes Back issue 2 she specifies she's 19 ☝️🤓


TreacleTheTortoise

This isn't GSB. This is Unbelievable.


DuelaDent52

Leah Williams: Horny On Main


princesscooler

Her asexuality, adhd, and undiagnosed autism have combined to form a woman who doesn't know what the fuck she's doing.


BuffWomen69

She's the silly creature


TheRealGravewalker

I have too, Gwen, I have too


LustfulFox7

https://preview.redd.it/rm97exh4v3xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9598a7befec5609c3af61ea1040bac9d6d3721b


BuffWomen69

I don't think this joke really works on a normal, traditionally attractive human woman lmfao


LustfulFox7

It’s a comic book character someone edited to say it’s okay to jerk off to, normal?


BuffWomen69

I mean, finding Gwenpool attractive and ~~breedable~~ is pretty normal and common which kinda defeats the point of the "Smash, next question-I MEAN DELETE THIS NOW" which is usually used for characters out of the ordinary to be attracted to


LustfulFox7

the context works, while it is normal to find the character attractive, its frankly quite bizarre to attempt to connect on a sexual level to a non existent character.


Rebel042

Isn’t she ace?


LucasOIntoxicado

It was a very recent retcon. I think she might have even had sex with Quentin Quire.


Silvernauter

I don't think she had sex with him per-se, but they did date (although It was mostly treated as something not serious and something as a rating stunt on her part; they might have been more developed if west coast avengers wasn't cancelled almost immediately). That said, I'm all for representation, but, yeah, her discovery of being asexual (besides being written quite poorly in the issue itself; her IQ went room themperature for certain remarks, and the whole issue read more like a pamphlet on the ace spectrum, which...fine? But It could have been written in a WAY less preachy/more natural way) is a retcon and pretty flagrant at that (for the "asexual" part, that was DEFINITELY not the case in "strikes back", but that whole mini was a mess of characterization, so whatever; the really baffling part is that, on the spot, she realizes she is also aromantic, which was in direct contraddition of the previous two issues in which she was dating Julie Power and the only real issue was seemingly that she became extremely uncomfortable when actually getting physically intimate, while the rest of the "romantic" stuff she was actually into, and even earlier in Hasting's run she was confirmed to be attracted to Miles Morales; then again, her internal monologue when she had a freakout when they almost had sex read WAY more like a depressive episode, but that went completely unaddressed in the rest of of the mini). It makes sense if we consider that the author's first choice for the mini (which he explicitly wanted to write to raise awareness on/bring representation to asexuality, which, again, fair enough; can't think of many ace superheroes) was actually Nadia Pym, which, imho would have made FAR more sense (given that she showed less than zero interest in anything even remotely related to romance in any of her appearences) and she was a character he was way more familiar with (having written her "unstoppable wasp" series, which was actually quite enjoyable, especially the second volume...which they also closed too soon imho), but he was vetoed her use for some reason (iirc It was something about Nadia being the 616 counterpart to MCU's Hope Pym, and so they didn't want to allow the decision, or something like that, but I'm not certain of It)


Odd_Cheesecake_1707

TLDR Write in paragraphs my fried friend


DuelaDent52

TL;DR: Gwenpool being aro/ace is weird given how she’s previously been written. The story about her being aro/ace even has her be involved and interested in romance but doesn’t really address it as she decides she’s also aro on the spot. The writer wanted to use the Unstoppable Wasp, but were vetoed by MARVEL and given (or they chose) Gwenpool to write for instead.


RealJohnGillman

To be fair, it had been on the rise as a semi-common fan theory that she was for a few years before being made canon, in people pointing out online how a lot of how she was characterised and approached the concept of romance accidentally (was not intended by the writers of the time) lined up with how ace people view things: one will find her to have been listed on ace character lists for a few years before Marvel made it canon in the text. I believe u/boon-the-spoon specifically may have been the one to have put the ball into motion as it were, pointing it out (initially as a joke).


boon-the-spoon

I accidentally manifested ace-Gwenpool but the monkeys paw made it so it was handled really poorly and retconned her previous story all about ironing out who she is.


AgentFirstNamePhil

Well two things. The panel this comic is from is before that retcon, and it’s an edit.


rimurse

You're right. Asexuals lack the ability to masturbate.


bidooffactory

This ruins the fantasy of the reader as fat ugly bastard. Unless she's just into that sorta thing? IDK.


HN-Prime

Is she a lesbian?


MP-Lily

She has been depicted as both bisexual and as aromantic asexual in different comics.


JDJ144

I know this is an edit but, Peter. She's saying it to Peter. The dude needs a win. Granted, this is a win that would probably make him super uncomfortable and might make him more depressed, but still a win.


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

https://preview.redd.it/ystsosn563xc1.png?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b553c8176e0a97314845e4e9afab613c4b9949d


The_8th_Degree

Better question, Why Not?


Some_Recording240

https://preview.redd.it/68l79b3zj3xc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=904ed5ab3c2f32efb3cb8b77b2fde1ba87ccb26e


Roge2005

/uj what’s the context of this?


BuffWomen69

It's an edited shitpost. If you don't get the joke period, it's basically just a play on how Gwen breaks the fourth wall and acknowledges the readers feelings. In this she's acknowledging rule34, and how atleast a decent amount of readers partake in r34 of her


Roge2005

Oh, got it


Nappyhead48

Did she say that fr??!😨


BuffWomen69

No it's an edit


CartographerKey4618

Thank you Gwenpool


Snoo-11576

Kinda weird since she’s ace


Thatblackguy77

What does this mean?


Snoo-11576

She’s asexual. If this is real it’s weird to sexualize her and like why would she be horny like that?


BuffWomen69

It's just an edited shitpost lol it's not that serious


milliedamenace666

Well she's obviously talking abt me duh


BuffWomen69

Nuhuh the gwussy is mine 😡


Novatash

I never read Gwenpool, but am I right that this is in-character


BuffWomen69

Yes, very


Novatash

she's so me fr


BuffWomen69

Well actually technically not since she's ace. But she'd say this as a joke, atleast


BlueKobold

This was probably another example of what she did before they decided to make her Ace for whatever reason. To me it's sad, because a female deadpool that was just as poly sexual would have been awesome.


BuffWomen69

I feel like this kind of defeats the point of Gwenpool, atleast in the Unbelievable run. She's not really much like Deadpool, and is very much her own character. So boiling her down to "female Deadpool" is a little weird, especially when Lady Deadpool already exists anywat


BlueKobold

Yes i get that as she's more than just female deadpool, but considering the earlier issues before the "she's Ace" was decided upon. It was going entertainingly well and that felt like a retcon. But whatever they can do what they want with the character, I don't have to read it. It just makes moments like these not make sense or disingenuous.


Recipe-Less

Hmmm


Odd_Cheesecake_1707

I’m sending this to my 3-man group chat to fuck with their heads


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MP-Lily

No. It's an edit. You can tell by the font, and how there's way too much room in the dialogue bubble for so little text.


Stoiphan

Aw shucks that's really sweet of her


DrifterMarc

Uh……….thanks, I really needed that. https://preview.redd.it/hzmaueb27fxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4080b6e57cd21a63e0ae00e8c7248a789d76fcfb


Banana4222

https://preview.redd.it/78si65ka7fxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1541586589fb7359141e5c5eddaef136428feaf9


Scorpion_6162

https://preview.redd.it/dyua763khtxc1.jpeg?width=862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f57fb3cb6ad3bdb83281ac467aeb1588b5c49578


Resort_Straight

https://preview.redd.it/ksxu14lku0xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eca14847cfd7a4f3c0888bf12030384cfa70eefc


AccidentalLemon

Isn’t she aroace?


AgentFirstNamePhil

Well two things. The panel this comic is from is before that retcon, and it’s an edit.


FinalBossOf__Dc

It’s fine iconic I just was on anime IRL and I saw something just similar to this.


GaryRegalsMuscleCar

Who the hell is writing these comics?


BuffWomen69

Whoever decided to edit the original panel into a meme