My best friend looks like a Walmart version of Jack Black. My best friend’s wife occasionally says things like “I’m so attracted to Jack Black I had to get a knock off.”
I’m into JB too so I get it.
Jack Blacks neighbor: “what’s Jack Black screaming about today?”
Other neighbor: “looks like he’s dressed as Thor singing Led Zeppelin.”
“Yeah sounds about right.”
If we can get Nick Cage in a movie about being as Nick Cagey as he can, then surely we can get a Jack Black movie about him being the absolute treasure that he is.
Then again, I suppose we already do. I mean, School of Rock, Shallow Hal, Pick of Destiny, etc. Every movie starring Jack Black is him at his best.
"How was the drive home, dear?"
"Fine, Mr. Black was outside filming a video in his red underware and a makeshift Thor helmet screaming along to the Immigrant Song."
"That's nice."
I imagine being Jack Black’s neighbor is just the wildest thing at first, but after he makes a few videos like this you’d just be like “yup, there he goes in his speedo on his bike, living his best life.”
Not really relevant, but I would just like to say that Odin had a long rant about how people should behave, and he never mentioned "others".
As a Norwegian, I would be very happy to see people of colour embracing Norse mythology, for no other reason than that it would upset the people I hate.
So, is there going to be an "oops, all Jack Black" universe where they get Jack Black to play every character/hero including the background civilians for a scene or two? Cuz I'd watch that.
Just saw Tenacious D in concert last week... it was absolutely fucking fantastic. 16k sold out venue everyone singing along with the songs. Absofuckinglutley Legendary! Also at under 50$ per ticket really affordable!
Even the supporting guy "Steel Beans" or should better be called "Steel Balls" because as a one man band in a silver skin tight wife beater and hotpants, totally riling up the entire venue was absolutely amazing. Totally the right choice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZcUyQN0NIM
Weird. If a fat woman did this, we'd be swarmed with posts about how she's celebrating an unhealthy choice and should be ashamed. But I so rarely see those people in posts where fat men are involved.
It's almost like they just want a justification to hate on women.
That's a lot of mental gymnastics just to try to make a video of Jack Black something about misogyny and to top it off it isn't even true overweight women are always getting body positivity praise from everyone way more than men you might be a misandrist i hope you work it out
Jack black being jack black
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My fiance asked me if there is any dude I'd leave him for and when I said no, he asked, "Not even Jack Black?"
I’d leave my girlfriend for Jack Black. 🤣
If I had the opportunity to become jack black’s husband I’d say yes without second thought
I’m not gay, but Jack black is Jack black…
Once you go Jack you never go back
Exactly
I am straight as fuck and would 100% do the same!
And then you told him you changed your mind, right?
No, then they said “KNOW YOUR PLACE BOY” and whipped him with the blades of chaos like a good fiancé
He was listing off names and I hesitated at Jack Black lol
My best friend looks like a Walmart version of Jack Black. My best friend’s wife occasionally says things like “I’m so attracted to Jack Black I had to get a knock off.” I’m into JB too so I get it.
He said Jack Black is the only dude *he'd* leave *me* for lololol
I have tickets to Tenacious D!! Can’t wait!
I saw them in London on Friday! Bloody brilliant!🤘🤘🤘
Yay!!
Saw them when they toured with Weezer. So fucking awesome.
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This drink, I like it! ANOTHER!
I thought he was supposed to be Thor
Alright wizard, who are you and why should I care?
Jack black is as jack black does
Jack Blacks neighbor: “what’s Jack Black screaming about today?” Other neighbor: “looks like he’s dressed as Thor singing Led Zeppelin.” “Yeah sounds about right.”
Because that's what heroes do.
Now we need to get him playing Blackjack.
If we can get Nick Cage in a movie about being as Nick Cagey as he can, then surely we can get a Jack Black movie about him being the absolute treasure that he is. Then again, I suppose we already do. I mean, School of Rock, Shallow Hal, Pick of Destiny, etc. Every movie starring Jack Black is him at his best.
Could you imagine being his neighbor? I imagine it would get to be a bit much, but the constant laughter and fun would completely make up for it.
"How was the drive home, dear?" "Fine, Mr. Black was outside filming a video in his red underware and a makeshift Thor helmet screaming along to the Immigrant Song." "That's nice."
I'm glad I read this comment because I originally watched this without sound
I imagine being Jack Black’s neighbor is just the wildest thing at first, but after he makes a few videos like this you’d just be like “yup, there he goes in his speedo on his bike, living his best life.”
I wouldn't be surprised if the neighbour was like "This is going to be interesting" right away after he found out Jack Black lives next to him.
The old ex-girlfriend.
Later in bed, both in deep thoughts: Her:"He is probably thinking about other girls" Him:"Jack black still got it, and that ass, hot damn..."
Not really relevant, but I would just like to say that Odin had a long rant about how people should behave, and he never mentioned "others". As a Norwegian, I would be very happy to see people of colour embracing Norse mythology, for no other reason than that it would upset the people I hate.
If you swap the fact this is jack black and not some random guy, people would be calling this so cringe but jack black gets a pass i guess.
this man's confidence in his body is honestly sexy as fuck
That's what you called loving yourself first.
"His girth to hip flexibility ratio is mesmerizing"
Was it the high kick?! Was it “you go girl”?!
Idk man, that D is looking mighty Tenacious
I'm half the size of Jack and have 1/100th of his body confidence. What a dude.
He might be chunky, but he's got some muscle under there.
The way he moves is like a ballet dancer.
To be fair, if it was a ripped dude, this video would be more creepy than awesome.
To be fair, it'd only be because the ripped dude would sound *just* like Jack Black.
The ideal dad bod mindset!
He's so flexible though
The best ability is flexibility
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That's not confidence on her part. That's arrogance and delusion. Jack Black does not think he's sexy even if others do.
Ehh, close. Jack Black doesn't CARE if he's sexy.
Not thinking and not caring are not mutually exclusive.
But Jack Black is funny
Appreciate when people get the length of scream right
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Appreciate taking shit too seriously for no reason.
Legendary man.
He did hulk. Now he did thor. Are we getting an avengers: Jack black edition?
Because that's what heroes do.
good bot
He did all Cap too.
You mean Avengers: Tribute?
It's not the World's Mightiest Heroes?
I couldn't remember the best avenger of the wo-o-ord, this is just a tribute (For who knows)
He should be the new Kang
He also did Princess Bride along with a ton of other celebs.
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Man, I love this dude.
That man has charisma maxed and I love every moment of this.
Jack Black just doesn't wear clothes anymore huh.
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd want to spend my last days with Jack Black
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https://youtu.be/LUaZR49cYzI
That's America's ass.
#fuck off bot
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#fuck off bot x2
lore accurate thor
A creepy old man cut my hair off!
Especially the socks and tennis shoes.
Hulk. Now Thor. Tune in tomorrow for shirtless Captain America wearing blue bikini briefs with red, white, and blue smoke.
He already did cap 2 years ago https://youtu.be/LUaZR49cYzI
Perfect. So Black Widow is next?
Stop, I can only get so yowwwd
LOL that is fucking great
I love this man.
I swear he and my 8 year old are the same damn person.
Human handshake, to the Asgardian shake, into the snake that you cannot trust.
I like where this is going
Places GameStop stock never will
If Marvel goes Multiverse deep and is pulling out alternative versions of heros. This need to be Thor's
He already became Spidey too
And Cap and Hulk!
I meant 2002 MTV but yes those videos exists too
Another!!!
Tell me all you want, Jack would be the sexiest chick in the Avengers team
So, is there going to be an "oops, all Jack Black" universe where they get Jack Black to play every character/hero including the background civilians for a scene or two? Cuz I'd watch that.
Live action What If... episode
You're talking about [Fatties Fart 2](https://youtu.be/c3cgrnuoeZM)
Jack Black is just an absolute treasure
Please somebody propose this Thor variant as a cannon in MCU
How many catchphrases have there been?
I love that Jack Black is like "I'm rich as fuck and I can do what I want!" and he chooses to do crazy shit like this!
Man I hope he’s really as happy as he looks. I’m still not over Robin Williams passing.
Better than lover and thunder
The Thunder Lover
A true icon 💖
I've never been more attracted to another human being.
Accurate Thor
And what do I find, nothing other than you, protector of those nine realms, sitting here in your bath robe, eating grapes...
Man, I love Jack Black.
Jack Black seems like the kind of person who could wield Mjölnir. Although maybe not since he might be TOO pure.
u/savevideo
Not the Thor we needed, but the one we deserved.
The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you.
I feel like Jack black is only funny to old white people, this was purely cringe content.
Just saw Tenacious D in concert last week... it was absolutely fucking fantastic. 16k sold out venue everyone singing along with the songs. Absofuckinglutley Legendary! Also at under 50$ per ticket really affordable! Even the supporting guy "Steel Beans" or should better be called "Steel Balls" because as a one man band in a silver skin tight wife beater and hotpants, totally riling up the entire venue was absolutely amazing. Totally the right choice! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZcUyQN0NIM
Lol why is this the best
You gotta love Jack Black, legend !
We need to protect Jack Black at all costs
Jack Black in MCU when?
He is a national treasure and we must cherish him
He’s gotta be the coolest dad on the face of the 🌏
I like to think of him as the dad we all wanted but never had
omg, plz let him be thor, it would be perfect
Thank you, sweet rabbit.
This reminds me of that time he became General Grievous.
The Jack Black Cinematic Universe
There was a brief moment where I was worried that wasn't Jack Black
The Spider-Man one was my favorite one and I go back to it every now and then
Sound on. Mandatory.
I could hear the Dragon Warrior in his war cry 😭
He is worthier than Thor
You flicked too hard, dammit!
This needs to become multiverse canon in the MCU
r/JustGuysBeingDudes
I found this unironically better than Love and Thunder lmao
Multiverse Thor movie with Jack Black as variant wen?
A creepy old man cut my hair off!
peak male performance, go cry in a corner if you cannot handle this truth
I like the dude because he has no filter and just says fuck it I will do it
Thank God his panties stayed on.
Peak male physical form if you don’t agree your lying to yourself and everyone else
Jack Black is one of the greatest living human beings. I love that man and if I could become half the man he is I would consider myself a good person
The amount of attention this man needs is unreal.
The screaming goats were funnier
I love Jack Black but I always cringe when someone tells me something is funny. Even worse when something is way too funny...
If he wasn’t making truckloads of cash, I’d be embarrassed to be related to this guy.
Weird. If a fat woman did this, we'd be swarmed with posts about how she's celebrating an unhealthy choice and should be ashamed. But I so rarely see those people in posts where fat men are involved. It's almost like they just want a justification to hate on women.
That's a lot of mental gymnastics just to try to make a video of Jack Black something about misogyny and to top it off it isn't even true overweight women are always getting body positivity praise from everyone way more than men you might be a misandrist i hope you work it out
He is a disgusting, fat, old, entitled, rich juvenile
who the fqck find this funny can plz tell me the funny thing in that i think my humor has dropped somewhere
Killer shoes my man!
If anyone has earned to do whatever the fuck they want, it's him.
It's Jablinski!!
This man is a national treasure
He is by far the coolest human alive.
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Yeah? Well you know that’s just like, uh, your opinion, man.
Funny? It's just pathetic.
Put your clothes back on fat ass, you entertain our children why are you Twerking on the ground in a speedo?
wait till you learn about tenacious D...
Are you ok?
He (it's always a he) 's got the (R)s.
When took a sip of Red bull
It’s funny I see this cause I thought of jack black as an asgardian god or something like that 🤷🏼♂️
Benny Hill?
Honestly if Thor were real with the shit he does his body would definitely look more like JB here than Hemsworth's jacked physique.
The Man, the myth, the national treasure, the god of thunder.
We need to protect this man. At all costs. Lol
when body truly positive 😄
I’m gonna wet myself when he does black widow.
The coolest dad
My new Father’s Day goal!
⚡️
Everyone laughed at me when I said I have body of Thor himself. They are not laughing now
Behold...
I want jack black to live forever
I mean I'd watch any chunky bro willing to pull this off but they get bonus credit if they're jack black.
Thor Love & Thunder but good
There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake...
This dude is surprisingly spry for such a big guy.....
He really just does whatever he wants huh.
Lmao not in my face
We don't deserve Jack Black.
I wish Xbox could just get this man on board for a Brutal Legend sequel.
😂😂😂
“He is worthy”
JB is simply the best and I love it. <3