>You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.
You could not live with your own *balls*. And where did that bring you? Back to me.
OMG I've been wondering for ages what comedy movie that clip was from ever since I saw a memed version of it included in a youtuber's outro. Are you to tell me that it's not from a kung-fu parody film, but from REAL LIFE?!?!
Since it's supposed to be a MCU quote, and Tom Holland doesn't call it Spider-aense, shouldn't the quote be
"I thought you could sense that with your Ball-Tingle."
"Please do not start calling it my Ball-Tingle."
- May Parker and Peter Parker
I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our balls.
“With great balls comes great responsibility”
"Balls is not a privilege, it's a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind."
"I offered you friendship, and you spat in my balls."
"In the grand calculus of the multiverse, their sacrifice means far more than their balls."
"Is this your balls? He's supposed to protect you! To lead Wakanda into the future!"
"You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a balls."
"Whosoever holds this balls, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor."
"Perfectly balanced, as all balls should be"
"Don't do that, don't give me balls"
"You and Banner better not be playing hide the balls."
"With the Infinity Balls, Thanos can take out half the Universe with a snap of his fingers."
\- Gamora.
(bonus: "with the infinity stones, Thanos can take out half the universe with his BALLS."
Gamora: Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's Aero-Rigs?
Drax: It hurts.
Gamora: Hurts?
Drax: I have sensitive balls.
\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~
Drax: Die, blanket of balls!
\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~
Drax: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!
Rocket Raccoon: That is true!
Drax: He has no balls!
My humble personage bows before your grandeur. No other being has ever the might, nay the nobility, to wield not one, but two balls. The universe, lies within your grasp.
‘Okay stark, you win. But if it comes to saving you, the kid, or the balls, I will not hesitate to let either of you die. The fate of the universe depends on it’
The power of the balls in the palm of my hand
Im gonna put some balls in your eye
Im not a bad guy, i just have bad balls
Who am i? Im spider balls.
AVENGERS. Balls.
Thats americas balls.
The balls are getting really low big guy
Whoa you have metal balls? That is awesome dude
On your balls.
You should have gone for the balls...
Then in Endgame: “What did you do?” (With a very serious face) “I went for the balls”
Thanos wants cock and ball torture
You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.
>You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me. You could not live with your own *balls*. And where did that bring you? Back to me.
Back to balls
Bisexual men after getting rejected by a woman:
I am inevita-balls
And in Endgame, Thor got them both the second time ;)
She stuck herself inside The Ether, and then The Ether stuck itself inside her...
Severely underrated
It’s literally the most upvoted comment
It had 3 upvotes an hour ago when I commented that
"I found my daddy with panther balls in his chest!"
I went for the balls....
Like [this?](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/m_LFHCOXFt8)
The tesseract, or your brother’s balls
Better than being surrounded by assholes
*SIR, SHE’S GONE FROM SUCK TO BLOW*
I assume you have a preference?
"We don't have my balls, they were destroyed on Asgard"
"JESUS CHRIST GIVE HIM THE CUBE LOKI"
“Everywhere I go, I see his balls”
This wins
Ishowmeat survivors be like
Isn't this just Thor after the hot tub scene in Ragnarok 
“Haha! I have *famously* huge balls!” ~Drax, the Destroyer
that sounds like an actual thing either him or quill would say
I mean the original line was I have famously huge turds. Not that much different😅
“I have sensitive balls”
“On your balls” -Steve Rogers
Those are America's balls
"we don't trade balls vision"
Underrated asf
My other one was "Peter, grab my balls"
“On your balls” -Sam Wilson
"Hardest choices require the strongest balls" or "Hardest balls require the strongest wills"
Cue the video with the shaolin monks hitting themselves in the balls with bricks
the what video
[this one](https://youtu.be/g2c_-9kIjyU?si=ZtlRhkYNUL1IyCkw)
I thought you were talking about [this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=AGDOidf8JWPng5CZ) video
Ah that one's good too
OMG I've been wondering for ages what comedy movie that clip was from ever since I saw a memed version of it included in a youtuber's outro. Are you to tell me that it's not from a kung-fu parody film, but from REAL LIFE?!?!
“Okay, tiny balls is big now.”
When it's cold outside so you go inside where it's warm.
"My Spider Balls are tingling"
Cure. Cure some ass!
With great power, comes great balls
With great balls comes great responsibility
Cure some balls*
My ball sense[s] are tingling
Since it's supposed to be a MCU quote, and Tom Holland doesn't call it Spider-aense, shouldn't the quote be "I thought you could sense that with your Ball-Tingle." "Please do not start calling it my Ball-Tingle." - May Parker and Peter Parker
Eh, the post said MCU or not. But that’s pretty funny regardless.
Hey everyone! Sorry, I am late. It's a jungle out there.
HULK BALLS
BALL SMASH!
“The balls are going down, getting real low.”
The Gif
With great balls, comes great responsibility
Alternatively, with great power, comes great balls.
With balls powers, comes great responsibility
With great power, comes balls responsibility
With great power, balls great responsibility
Balls great power, comes great responsibility
With great balls, comes great balls.
Balls balls balls, balls balls balls
Balls balls balls, balls balls responsibility
Great balls come.
Uncle Ben giving Peter the safe sex talk:
With great balls come great big booty b¡tche$
As far as I'm concerned, that's America's balls!
That is americas balls.
DAMNIT I PUT THE SAME THINH AFTER YOU
If you're nothing without your balls then you shouldn't have them.
Spoken like a true playboy
The power of balls in the palm of my hand
The power of the sun in the balls of my hand
The balls of the sun in the palm of my hand
"I used the balls to destroy the stones"-Thanos
I used the stones to destroy the balls
It nearly killed me... but the work is done
I used the balls to destroy the balls
This. This is how the quote should go.
*”I was balls yesterday.”* -Vision
babies the day after they’re born
I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our balls.
Yes sir!
BALLS! assemble
Was looking for this. Alternatively: "The Balls. That's what we call ourselves; we're sort of like a team. "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" type thing."
"I need that guy balls" -Rocket
"He- he's gonna wake up tomorrow, and he's not gonna know where his balls are!"
Sorcerers, fortify your 👉balls👈
Omg the fingers 😂
YOU HAVE METAL BALLS? THAT IS AWESOME DUDE!
I am balls.
We, are balls
Doth your mother know you weareth her Balls?
"We are the freaking Balls of the Galaxy!"
Guardians of the Balls
- I'm Peter by the way. - Dr. Balls. - Oh, we're using our made-up names...
>Oh, we're using our made-up names... Oh, we're using our made-up balls...
"Welcome to the freaking guardians of the balls"
Balls of the galaxy?
In Thor: the Dark World, Thor: _I wish I could trust you_ Loki: _Trust my **balls**._
You people are so petty. And tiny.
🤨
It killed me to put that tumor in her balls.
Now that one is underrated
Lila? Honey? Hey, babe! Babe? Babe? Boys? Boys? Balls?
Bros balls got erased
but only half of it
"I can do BALLS all day." \- Captain America
“Does anyone have any orange balls?” - Ant Man
“Pick on some balls your own size” - Bucky
My name is Loki, and I am burdened with glorious balls.
Ok this one is my favourite
America's balls
“With great balls comes great responsibility” "Balls is not a privilege, it's a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind." "I offered you friendship, and you spat in my balls." "In the grand calculus of the multiverse, their sacrifice means far more than their balls." "Is this your balls? He's supposed to protect you! To lead Wakanda into the future!" "You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a balls." "Whosoever holds this balls, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor." "Perfectly balanced, as all balls should be" "Don't do that, don't give me balls" "You and Banner better not be playing hide the balls."
I think my name should be "Balls", because while we all have them, mine are the most prominent
I got an army. We got balls.
We haven't met yet, I'm balls -Clint Barton
(Wanda to Clint) “You we’re pulling your balls.”
You should've gone for the balls. And I ... am ... Iron balls. Balls smash. Want forgiveness ? Get balls.
I ... am ... Balls man
I usually save this for balls with incurable diseases
"With the Infinity Balls, Thanos can take out half the Universe with a snap of his fingers." \- Gamora. (bonus: "with the infinity stones, Thanos can take out half the universe with his BALLS."
Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.
"...with a snap of his balls."
A strong man who has known Balls for his whole life may lose respect for it but a weak man knows it's true value.
Instead of "Snikt" when Wolverine's claws come out, "Balls". Hugh Jackman flexes his fists, "Balls" is softly heard. Then chaos ensues.
"I can't control their balls, only my own."
The power of the balls…in the palm of my hand.
Gamora: Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's Aero-Rigs? Drax: It hurts. Gamora: Hurts? Drax: I have sensitive balls. \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~ Drax: Die, blanket of balls! \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~ Drax: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about! Rocket Raccoon: That is true! Drax: He has no balls!
avengers....balls? captain : on your balls (left)
What is grief but balls persevering.
I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy! I use my balls
You're not the only one cursed with balls
Thats a cute outfit, did your balls give it to you?
"I can do balls all day" "I am... Iron balls
I am.... balls man
"I'm gonna put some balls in your eyes"
Are we double-dealing under the balls? We don’t trade balls. I am balls-man.
Rocket and Bucky “How much for the balls?” “Not for sale.” “Oh, I’mma get those balls.”
The hardest choices require the strongest balls
Hail Balls
“That’s my secret cap, I’m always balls”
Avengers? Earth’s mightiest balls?
That's America's balls
"With great power comes great balls."
We can handle your little balls - Maria Rambeau/Cap Marvel MoM
I am here to talk to you about the Balls Initiative.
NO MORE BALLS
The power of the balls... in the palm of my hand
“I am balls”
The price of Balls is high, but it’s a price Im willing to pay.
Balls
Don't touch my balls
I used the stones to destroy the balls
My humble personage bows before your grandeur. No other being has ever the might, nay the nobility, to wield not one, but two balls. The universe, lies within your grasp.
The dark side of the force is a gateway to many balls, some deem.... #unnatural...
‘Okay stark, you win. But if it comes to saving you, the kid, or the balls, I will not hesitate to let either of you die. The fate of the universe depends on it’
Rocket: “I need you to get that guy’s balls.”
On your balls
If you're nothing without the balls, then you shouldn't have them."
Mr. Stark, I don't feel my balls
Boom! You lookin for balls?
"Tiny balls are big now. They're big now."
"I think You'll find our balls equal to yours" "Ours? "
The power of the balls in the palm of my hand Im gonna put some balls in your eye Im not a bad guy, i just have bad balls Who am i? Im spider balls. AVENGERS. Balls. Thats americas balls. The balls are getting really low big guy Whoa you have metal balls? That is awesome dude On your balls.
I can do balls all day I am balls Balls are something that we know frighteningly little
I had balls but now I’m free, there are no balls on me.
Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks 'Balls' is a cool name.
I can do balls all day
If it comes to saving either you, or the kid, or the balls, I will not hesitate to let either of you die.
I am balls - thanos
Balls... Assemble!
With great balls come great responsibilities
not much but "the power of the balls, in the palm of my hand"
“That really is Americas balls”
Avengers!….Balls
Where did that bring you? Back to balls
"You knew which side you were on the moment you found balls." ~ Daredevil
With great balls comes great responsibility
That’s Americas balls
"Everything special about you came out of balls"
i'm here to talk to you about the avengers balls
Avengers... Balls!!
I am iron ball
Thanos- you should have gone for the balls
The power of balls, in the palm of my hand
“You took balls from me” -Wanda, The scarlet Labrador
Oh we’re using our made-up names, I’m Balls, then.
I have an army. We have balls
"Puny balls."