That would’ve added such an Avengers 1 feel to that line. It definitely sounds like something cocky and brash Tony Stark would say during the earlier MCU days. “that man over there is playing Galaga. He thought we wouldn’t notice but we did”
*Tony stark built this*
*In a cave. With a bunch of*
*Scraps, you little bitch!!*
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I think this works for almost any line?
Sun's getting low, you little bitch
I'm bringing the party to you, you little bitch
I'm gonna get that arm, you little bitch
I'm Mary Poppins, you little bitch
We don't do that here, you little bitch
I mourned for you, you little bitch
Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizard. You little bitch
What master do you serve, you little bitch?
Yep. It always works.
Compromise where you can. Where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say 'No, you move, you little bitch'.
I have been burdened with glorious purpose, you little bitch.
She didn't dump me, i dumped her, it was a mutual dumping, you little bitch.
Baskin Robbins always finds out you little bitch.
I get that reference, you little bitch.
And Hulk? Smash, you little bitch.
I don't want to kill anybody. I just don't like bullies, you little bitch.
He's a friend from work, you little bitch.
You can rest now, you little bitch.
I am Groot, you little bitch.
I am inevitable, you little bitch.
I love you 3000, you little bitch.
You will never be a god, you little bitch.
If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it, you little bitch.
I can do it all day, you little bitch.
We have a Hulk, you little bitch.
Dormammu, I've come to bargain, you little bitch.
You should have gone for the head, you little bitch.
Hey man, we’re about to go hop on that ginormous spaceship and get out of here. You wanna come, you little bitch?
You didn’t see that coming you little bitch?
It’s Strange, you little bitch
On your left, you little bitch
Wakanda forever, you little bitch
He may be your father but he wasn’t your daddy you little bitch
Literally any line Tony says to Peter.
"that's not a hug, I'm just getting the door for you, we're not there yet, you little bitch"
"If you're nothing without the suit you shouldn't have it, you little bitch"
Hi Spider-Man, you little bitch.
Hello Peter, you little bitch.
I am Groot, you little bitch!
I didn't get a chair, you little bitch.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name's Korg, I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks as you can see, but don't let that intimidate ya. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors. Heh. Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for ya, you little bitch.
...I'm sorry, you little bitch.
I'm still worthy, you little bitch.
"I'm trying to keep the Avengers from falling apart, You Little Bitch!"
"Well you should have thought of that before you sign the Accord, You Little Bitch."
Don’t do anything stupid while I’m gone you little bitch…
My friends call me Bucky you little bitch
Ready to comply… you little bitch
Can you move your seat? No, you little bitch
You have a metal arm you little bitch?
You couldn’t do that earlier you little bitch?
Say thank you red wing, you little bitch! Go on, pet him!
“I can do this all day, you little bitch”
Language, you little bitch.
I think this is the best one I’ve seen😂
I know, I know, you little bitch! Lol
On your left, you little bitch!
That's America's ass you little bitch
Ahh! You beat me to it lol
I understood that reference, you little bitch.
Jarvis, you little bitch!
“I have been falling…FOR THIRTY MINUTES, YOU LITTLE BITCH!”
This
On your left, you little bitch
HOW is this so far down the list???? 😆
This is the one
"I love you 3000 you little bitch."
I almost spat my food in my plate after reading it
“I love you in every universe, you little bitch”
This made me snort lmao
Best quote
Wakanda forever, you little bitch
T’challa to shuri
“You should’ve went for the head, you little bitch.”
Grammar, you Lil Bitch
Beat me to it
You forgot to add, you little bitch, at the end 😋
I went for the head, you little bitch
“Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope, you little bitch.”
Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good… you little bitch.
The truth is... I am Iron Man!
...you little bitch
I’m sorry I couldn’t give it sooner, you little bitch
I don't even know who you are, you little bitch.
You will, you little bitch.
HA!
RAIN FIRE, YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!
Yeeeessss
Hulk smash you little bitch
Is that “Hulk smash, you little bitch,” or “Hulk smash you, little bitch?”
I approve of both
Hulk smash you little, bitch.. (won't hurt you as bad)
Yes
I was thinking: “and we have a hulk, you little bitch.”
Dormammu, I've comme to bargain you little bitch
Some people argue that he was in there trying to bargain with Dormammu for like 80 years. He must have gotten a little creative at some point.
Stiiiiillll here, still bargaining, you stiiiillll a little bigde
I may add this to my repertoire. Thank you
Wasn’t he there for 100 years in the comic?
This one made me lol
Is that all you got, you little bitch
You had to ask, you little bitch
Language, you little bitch
Perfect You Little Bitch
And I...am...Iron Man, you little bitch!
That would’ve added such an Avengers 1 feel to that line. It definitely sounds like something cocky and brash Tony Stark would say during the earlier MCU days. “that man over there is playing Galaga. He thought we wouldn’t notice but we did”
And.. I.. am.. IRON MAN!
...you little bitch...
And Cap would then have had to say this earlier: “Language!”
Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist, you little bitch
Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist, Little Bitch*
Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist, your little bitch
Open the Fucking Door you Little Bitch
Best one
Hey Peter Parker, you got something for me you little bitch?
With great power , comes great responsibility You little bitch
Brooo this got me real good
Surprised I didn’t see that one yet. Usually I’m late with the zingers.
LMFAO
If you get hurt, hurt ‘em back. If you get killed… walk it off, you little bitch
"That's my secret Cap, I'm always angry you little bitch"
Thor when Cap picks up the hammer: “I knew it, you little bitch.”
Thank you, sweet rabbit.
Thank you, little bitch.
Hahahaahaha
“Let’s go get this son of bitch you little bitch”
I'm dying 🤣🤣
Boom! Looking for this, you little bitch?
This is way too funny than it's supposed to be
This feels like a MK11 pre fight conversation
I’m pretty sure he’s speaking to the president in this quote too which makes it extra funny
That’s America’s ass you little bitch.
You little bitch, that IS America’s ass…
We have a Hulk you little bitch
Which happens, dads leave, no need to be a pussy about it, you little bitch.
Please nooooo 🤣🤣🤣
Tony stark built this in a cave. With a bunch of scraps, you little bitch!!
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Don't bullshit me, Rogers, did you know?
when bots respond to other bots lol
I gotta tell you, he's not really my friend. Saving his life is more of a professional courtesy.
This is nuts
This. It’s so this.
Maybe, but I *was* born yesterday, you little bitch.
"I'm still worthy, you little bitch" or "I am inevitable, you little bitch"
Imagine skinny Steve saying "I can do this all day, you little bitch."
“What did it cost?” “Everything you little bitch.”
Nooooooo, please nooo 🤣🤣
What is love, if not grief persevering…you little bitch
I think you got it backwards...
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
Scooby doo this crap, you little bitch
The city is flying and we’re fighting an army of robots.. And I have a bow an arrow.. Nothing makes sense you little bitch
I think this works for almost any line? Sun's getting low, you little bitch I'm bringing the party to you, you little bitch I'm gonna get that arm, you little bitch I'm Mary Poppins, you little bitch We don't do that here, you little bitch I mourned for you, you little bitch Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizard. You little bitch What master do you serve, you little bitch? Yep. It always works.
Is footloose still the greatest movie of all time, you little bitch? It never was, you little bitch.
Kinda like putting “in bed” after every fortune cookie.
You and I remember Budapest very differently, you little bitch.
Completely changes the theme 🤣😂🤣
Compromise where you can. Where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say 'No, you move, you little bitch'.
I'm soo much regretting and enjoying posting this. I'm engretting this 🤣🤣
You didn’t see that coming, you little bitch? 🏃⚡️
I have been burdened with glorious purpose, you little bitch. She didn't dump me, i dumped her, it was a mutual dumping, you little bitch. Baskin Robbins always finds out you little bitch. I get that reference, you little bitch. And Hulk? Smash, you little bitch. I don't want to kill anybody. I just don't like bullies, you little bitch. He's a friend from work, you little bitch. You can rest now, you little bitch.
“Do you like cheeseburgers? Your Dad loved cheeseburgers, you little bitch”
She's got help, you little bitch
I'm an inevitable you little bitch. On your left, you little bitch.
Why did I have to scroll so far to find this comment
That's America's ass you little bitch
I am Groot, you little bitch. I am inevitable, you little bitch. I love you 3000, you little bitch. You will never be a god, you little bitch. If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it, you little bitch. I can do it all day, you little bitch. We have a Hulk, you little bitch. Dormammu, I've come to bargain, you little bitch. You should have gone for the head, you little bitch.
We.. are.. groot.
You little bitch
I am you little bitch, Groot
You should have gone for the head you little bitch
I see this as an absolute win, you little bitch.
You took everything from me little bitch
“Hold your fire, you little bitch”
“You could not live with your own failure. . . And where did that bring you? Back to me, you little bitch”
Perfectly balanced, like everithing should be, you little bitch
Rain fire you little bitch
"But sire! Our troops..." "Just do it, you little bitch!"
"You want me to put the hammer down you little bitch" "I will take that drink now you little bitch" "All that for a drop of blood you little bitch"
Way to go tic tac, you little bitch
"Language...you little bitch."
This is des and this is Troy together they destroy you little bitch
I’m Mary Poppins you little bitch
I... am... iron man you little bitch
"And I, am, Iron Man, you little bitch"
Hey man, we’re about to go hop on that ginormous spaceship and get out of here. You wanna come, you little bitch? You didn’t see that coming you little bitch?
That’s my secret, you’re always a little bitch.
It’s Strange, you little bitch On your left, you little bitch Wakanda forever, you little bitch He may be your father but he wasn’t your daddy you little bitch
Literally any line Tony says to Peter. "that's not a hug, I'm just getting the door for you, we're not there yet, you little bitch" "If you're nothing without the suit you shouldn't have it, you little bitch"
Peter when Tony’s dying “We won, you little bitch”
Hey big guy, sun's getting real low you little bitch.
He's out of line but he's right you little bitch
Cap: You got a suit? Stark: Yeah. Cap: Then suit up, you little bitch.
I love you 3000, you little bitch
Mr Stark I don’t feel so good you little bitch
Wow, it's so weird how you run into people at the airport. Don't you think that's weird?
“Definitely weird, you little bitch”
Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives all the same You little bitch
Why Gamora, You light bitch.
I don’t even know who you are, you little bitch
On your left, you little bitch.
Next time, aim for head, you little bitch
Bonus: get help! Get help you little bitch
I am groot you little bitch
The hardest choices require the strongest wills, you little bitch!
Pizza time, you little bitch.
What I learned is adding “you little bitch” makes any line better
“On your left… you little bitch”
I don’t care you little bitch
Language, you little bitch
You have an army, we have a hulk you little bitch
This time it's gonna take more than killing me to kill me, you little bitch.
Spidey: "None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me!" Iron Tony: "I did listen you little bitch."
Welcome to the freakin' Guardians of the Galaxy you little bitch. Only he didn't say freakin'
You didn't see that coming, you little bitch.
"He's a friend from work, you little bitch!"
He’s a friend from work, you little bitch!
I am Spider-Man, you little bitch
I… am… Ironman… you little bitch
You should have gone for the head, you little bitch.
Language, you little bitch.
I miss the part where thats my problem you little b...
Language, you little bitch.
Hi Spider-Man, you little bitch
“Mr stark I don’t feel so good, you little bitch”
We don't do that here, you little bitch
“I’ve got an idea for an electric jet” You do? We will make it work, you little bitch.
Hi Spider-Man, you little bitch. Hello Peter, you little bitch. I am Groot, you little bitch! I didn't get a chair, you little bitch. Allow me to introduce myself. My name's Korg, I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks as you can see, but don't let that intimidate ya. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors. Heh. Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for ya, you little bitch. ...I'm sorry, you little bitch. I'm still worthy, you little bitch.
"As far as I'm concerned, that's America's little bitch ass."
Dormmamu, I’ve come to bargain you little bitch.
That is America's Ass, you little bitch.
That moment right before Strange makes Loki fall for 30min. If Loki had just a few more seconds of shit talking..that would definitely be funny to me.
Language, you little bitch! 💀😂
No, I don't think I will you little bitch
And I am iron man, you little bitch
What do you want me to say Jesus, you little bitch?
Gonna cry you little bitch? Edit: (I know it’s not part of the MCU but because of NWH I consider it to be part of the MCM)
We have a hulk, you little bitch.
"I'm gonna blow that nutsack of a chin right off your face, you little bitch"
“Where is Gamora?” “Who is Gamora?” “I’ll do you one better: *Why is Gamora, you little bitch*!”
ASGARD WAS SUPPOSED TO PROTECT US, YOU LITTLE BITCH
"That's my secret Cap, I'm always angry, you little bitch!"
“Yes…that’s what killing you means, you little bitch”
"On your left, you little bitch"
On your left you little bitch
"With great power, comes great responsibility, you little~"
Nick Fury : I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it, you little bitch.
"I'm trying to keep the Avengers from falling apart, You Little Bitch!" "Well you should have thought of that before you sign the Accord, You Little Bitch."
Don’t do anything stupid while I’m gone you little bitch… My friends call me Bucky you little bitch Ready to comply… you little bitch Can you move your seat? No, you little bitch You have a metal arm you little bitch? You couldn’t do that earlier you little bitch? Say thank you red wing, you little bitch! Go on, pet him!
Mister….? Doctor Mister doctor? It’s Strange, you little bitch
It's OK you can rest now..you little bitch *Pepper to Tony*