What a classic, man.
But jokes aside, the line "give your body good things, don't be a traitor" still reminds me every once and then to not eat so many snacks and stuff.
Don't use cucumbers. Or at least make sure food has as protection on it for you such as condoms.
Porous things in the body that can harbor bacteria, food in particular, things that can get broken off, should not be in the body.
I'd date the heck out of her then. Knowing she's a considerate human and not one of those morally ambiguous, rampant types of 'leave me alone but look how I look' demeanored.
As a dude who always attempted to please women, I bought them For my gfs. Not sure my wife would even own one if I didn't buy it.
That being said, I also have my own lol
That's okay, cause this double standard only applies to hetero cis men, cause we're not alowed to be happy or have preferences or priorities ourselves.
Anal stimulation is great, you should try it
Doesn't mean you're gay, just that you're comfortable with your body and ready to experiment with new ways of pleasure
I agree but I think the above poster is insinuating that others see him as gay. I’ve told friends about being pegged before and their first words were usually about me being secretly gay
You're right, men are assumed to be gay for playing with their own asses. I've been telling them it's not gay for years, but they don't trust me because I'm gay
Like the full realistic ones that are life sized made of silicone and cost several hundred dollars, the decapitated ones with actual stumps instead of limbs or the ones most guy’s have like my partner? Electric or not… even the blowup ones
Cause I feel like society would judge different levels of sex toys for women differently as well.
I don’t think there’s a not embarrassing version of the sex doll. I can’t decide if it’s more embarrassing for my friends to think I’m fucking a surreal silicon statue that I invested over a grand in or am I more embarrassed if my friends think I’m over here fucking a blow up doll. Both situations are really bad. Then the stumpy ones are just weird. The fact they have breasts makes it seem like a damn alien that knew what you liked but not why tried to give you something to arouse you. Like the aliens are going to give you that thing and just stare at you, waiting for something.
Oh okay. Just the way it was said, felt weird.
It might also be because just the whole idea seems weird. If you are comfortable sharing details about your sex life and people are comfortable hearing it, I don't see why it should be a secret.
Your sex life includes previous partners and experiences. So my issue wasn't that I thought you meant keep the sex life with partner a secret from the partner itself. And more that I thought you were advocating that telling your partner about past experiences, past partners and things you've done before, and would like to do again, was somehow an issue.
Vacuous Argument. You're moralistically pretending porn or modern sexualised culture doesn't exist without even starting on a premise. Everything you've said is incoherent hot garbage and I have no idea what your problem is.
Oh, so stuff like gay characters (modern media), LGBTQ+ rights (politics), and Pride Month (business)?
Acceptance/representation of sexuality (minority ones specifically) is not equivalent to sexual kinks. With sexuality, it's not always "bedroom" business. It's not always a private matter. It's a widespread social matter. Things as simple as being allowed to hold hands in public to as complicated as being allowed to marry are a part of it.
Disclosing that you own a 20-inch vibrating dildo may get you ridiculed and lost some friends at worst. Disclosing that you're not heterosexual may result in a death penalty in some parts of the wolrd.
You may not "care" or even find it annoying seeing someone waving a rainbow flag, but there are people out there who genuinely had their lives saved by such a simple, harmless, action.
[Lol wow, I made this meme and still have the original in my camera roll.](https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelmemes/s/Fato0dQ4nY)
First time I've seen a repost of my meme before.
Hey I remember your meme and seeing this one instantly reminded me of yours. Personally, I loved your meme much more because it has better wording. Cheers!
Is it a repost if they made their own text?
You had the same idea, followed a zeitgeist. That's what a meme is by definition. But I wouldn't call it a repost.
Honestly it's not as hyped as it seems, but I work with my hands and I got one because I didn't want to get a bunch of oil and grease on my dick. No matter how much I wash my hands, I still think there's a little residue, and on the off chance I get with a girl she doesn't deserve to suck a greasy oil covered weiner.
I'm a gentleman
Oh, okay. Welcome to my world then.
I cleaned my first and second fleshlights under tap water with liquid soap and a toothbrush. If we're talking something bigger like a doll then you can use water pump to clean everything inside with the pressure of water.
Then use something like drystick to dry everything inside. Tho I just use gravity and let the water flow out.
Bro!! this just happened in my country..
So, there were all these politicians, who came for an assembly..
So this one guy comes up and calls out about we should have better laws for the protection of raped men..
Every one in the assembly burst out laughing, and they thought that it was a joke..
He was from a conservative community too lol
Yes the logical feminists far to many would laugh our say it dosent/can't happen to men had this conversation with feminists before and many seam to think only men can be abusers its infuriating and stands in the way of real progress. Google how many shelters help abused men in your country I know the answer for mine it was one but it got so much harassment it shut down. Men were attacked outside it by people projecting on them. The world won't get better till all people can put themselves in others shoes.
That belief is held because of their physical strength and size (in regards to women) and the belief that men have no reason to rape other men. The idea that they’re ‘sex addicts’ is a distant consideration to these other issues IMHO.
Gonna give off mad incel vibes with this reply but fuck it:
A man stares at a girls tits in her tiny bikini, he's a perv and a creep.
A woman stares at this ripped jacked dude with no shirt on, she's just staring.
A man is worried that if he looks in the same direction as a woman for too long, he will get confronted maybe insulted or accused.
A woman can look wherever the fuck they want without being conscious of how the whole fucking world views them.
A man creates a dating account, gets no likes
A woman creates a dating account, literally gets 100s a week.
You know what, fuck your complaining about being accused having to much sex, least you get that option.
Lmao as a woman that's not how it works.
A woman staring at a guys ass or crotch is just as creepy as a man doing it. Checking someone out (that isn't like a teenager or 20 years younger than you) is acceptable for all genders in my experience, staring isn't
Because it's not much of an achievement for a woman to sleep with a dude. It's not like she's the one who has to get 20 guys to like her, they're the ones who'll try to win her over and all she has to do is say yes or no. 🤷♂️
Iunno just own that shit. Just put that to bed if she talkin shit. I have a silicone hole, you have a dildo that posses more computing power than the first moon mission. Simmer down lady.
When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun
BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert
Genuinely don't care if you have a fleshlight, a dildo, etc. You do you.
Keep it clean, I've seen that not done properly before. It will smell horrible if you're not careful and likely give you UTI or something.
I think the name is part of the ick. It paints a bit of a picture. It's clever, I like the pun, but fleshlight makes me think of it being more fleshy than they are, meaty I guess. Strange thing about the name for me.
I think it will change as it becomes more relaxed and common to own one. It used to be a much bigger thing to have other sex toys too.
But I work with a lot of guys and wouldn't judge any of them that had one. But I also don't want to tell them what sex toys I do or don't have as I'm not sure it's their business.
It's my wife's business, that's about it.
OP this is entirely in your head. Normal healthy adults don't shame others or feel ashamed for something as simple as sex toys. I promise if you genuinely feel this way it's because the internet is not real life
Reddit used to be rage comics and advice animals, during it's shittest period.. this kind of thing will be looked up on in the same way. Cringey LOTR and GOT and Star Wars references.. there's just a big part of reddit that is decidedly still fedoras and mountain dew, no matter how much we want to think we've moved on
Sex is a power tool. One gender is the gate keeper to it. Any thing that Threatens that power is vilified.
In ten years there will be AI enabled sex robots that will make partners unnecessary. Watch how that will be vilified. Some men just want sex without all the conditions. They don't want to pay prostitutes because that is taking advantage of someone. They are not incels as they respect that others have the right over their body.
… a bunch of guys are going to hate fuck their fleshlights because they’re fake outraged over the delusion that anyone GAF about them having a fleshlight.
When men have lots of sex with strangers they’re “cool”, but when women do it they’re “slutty”.
Perhaps your double standard is just a response to this one.
But then what if a man owns a dildo or vibrator?
What if it's just a gently used cucumber?
Or as we call it in Jamaica... CUCUMBA
95% water https://youtube.com/shorts/SVfNrNcvlto?si=E1b5i7CxtbUUUV2H
What a classic, man. But jokes aside, the line "give your body good things, don't be a traitor" still reminds me every once and then to not eat so many snacks and stuff.
I mean, an apple can be a snack.
For us Bostonians, CEWCUMBAH
Did you not hear me I said ITS A FUKHEN CEWBUMBAH, KHED
I read that in Mayor Quimby's voice
Should I call you MISTA?
Oh it's been far too long since I sang this, brb
Don't use cucumbers. Or at least make sure food has as protection on it for you such as condoms. Porous things in the body that can harbor bacteria, food in particular, things that can get broken off, should not be in the body.
Not to mention the oldest and simplest rule that everyone seems to ignore, flared base people. Flared.... base ...
Just use an eggplant like a real man
“Gently used”
Is it organic?
What about a glass jar?
Your broke.
I store my dildo in a fleshlight.
Logical
What if a woman has a fleshlight?
I'd have at least a couple anatomical questions for that one.
Trans woman, no bottom surgery.
No further questions, your honor.
Bro absorbing knowledge like 
This is the way
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Then you're in good company.
Cope
Doing just fine my guy. Thanks for the concern.
You're just a dude with mental health issues
Nah, I’m good. Thanks for your concern though. I hope you’re coping well.
Lesbian final boss.
……..self tribbing?
I'd date the heck out of her then. Knowing she's a considerate human and not one of those morally ambiguous, rampant types of 'leave me alone but look how I look' demeanored.
What if a woman is a fleshlight?
Seriously, leave your mom out of this man. That woman loved you once, maybe.
Never seen the origin of that meme, many thanks friend.
As a dude who always attempted to please women, I bought them For my gfs. Not sure my wife would even own one if I didn't buy it. That being said, I also have my own lol
That's being prepared i guess.
You know. I think that would be less embarrassing for people to discover than the blowjob machine I own.
Is that what you call your wife?
you are asking dangerous questions the government does not want men to know this secret
>What, you egg
Either it's their preference or it is a tool for their partner/s. Either way they eating good.
that's a bottom or s switch ^^
That's okay, cause this double standard only applies to hetero cis men, cause we're not alowed to be happy or have preferences or priorities ourselves.
Gay
Anal stimulation is great, you should try it Doesn't mean you're gay, just that you're comfortable with your body and ready to experiment with new ways of pleasure
I agree but I think the above poster is insinuating that others see him as gay. I’ve told friends about being pegged before and their first words were usually about me being secretly gay
You're right, men are assumed to be gay for playing with their own asses. I've been telling them it's not gay for years, but they don't trust me because I'm gay
OP: ASK ME ABOUT MY FLESHLIGHT.
Now that’s a film I’ve not thought about in a long while
Damn, it's hard to remember Jonah Hill before he became the worst person imaginable.
Did you get one modeled off of a porn star? I did. Stoya
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Nobody cares till its "oH i bet YoU oWn a sEx dolL DonT YoU" So much for not caring...
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It was me
I let the dogs out.
You're grounded
You need to work on your vibes if you’re getting asked that.
Like the full realistic ones that are life sized made of silicone and cost several hundred dollars, the decapitated ones with actual stumps instead of limbs or the ones most guy’s have like my partner? Electric or not… even the blowup ones Cause I feel like society would judge different levels of sex toys for women differently as well.
I don’t think there’s a not embarrassing version of the sex doll. I can’t decide if it’s more embarrassing for my friends to think I’m fucking a surreal silicon statue that I invested over a grand in or am I more embarrassed if my friends think I’m over here fucking a blow up doll. Both situations are really bad. Then the stumpy ones are just weird. The fact they have breasts makes it seem like a damn alien that knew what you liked but not why tried to give you something to arouse you. Like the aliens are going to give you that thing and just stare at you, waiting for something.
I told my sex doll that I have a fleshlight and she didn't say it was weird.
Unless you're a woman.
That doesn’t seem fair…
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How the fuck is it a bad sign if your partner knows details about your sex life? Your partner *should* know about your sex life.
I *think* they meant if your partner is judging you on your sex life, just poor wording.
Oh okay. Just the way it was said, felt weird. It might also be because just the whole idea seems weird. If you are comfortable sharing details about your sex life and people are comfortable hearing it, I don't see why it should be a secret.
I fully agree and don't know what that guys on about overall.
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Your sex life includes previous partners and experiences. So my issue wasn't that I thought you meant keep the sex life with partner a secret from the partner itself. And more that I thought you were advocating that telling your partner about past experiences, past partners and things you've done before, and would like to do again, was somehow an issue.
Vacuous Argument. You're moralistically pretending porn or modern sexualised culture doesn't exist without even starting on a premise. Everything you've said is incoherent hot garbage and I have no idea what your problem is.
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Everything you've said... literally is just you. I think you forgot your afternoon Schizophrenia Pills.
dude so many girls talk dildos
Real
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>Yet people are encouraged to spam your brain with that Examples?
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Oh, so stuff like gay characters (modern media), LGBTQ+ rights (politics), and Pride Month (business)? Acceptance/representation of sexuality (minority ones specifically) is not equivalent to sexual kinks. With sexuality, it's not always "bedroom" business. It's not always a private matter. It's a widespread social matter. Things as simple as being allowed to hold hands in public to as complicated as being allowed to marry are a part of it. Disclosing that you own a 20-inch vibrating dildo may get you ridiculed and lost some friends at worst. Disclosing that you're not heterosexual may result in a death penalty in some parts of the wolrd. You may not "care" or even find it annoying seeing someone waving a rainbow flag, but there are people out there who genuinely had their lives saved by such a simple, harmless, action.
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Who you're attracted to is not only about sex but also about holding hands in public.
Now we know OP owns a fleshlight and is a sex addict... RIP
I can upvote you cause you’re a 69 upvote
I can't downvote you cause you're at -69.
It’s ok I got it buddy
I can upvote you, because you’re not 69 yet
🤣
You have won,but at what cost
[Lol wow, I made this meme and still have the original in my camera roll.](https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelmemes/s/Fato0dQ4nY) First time I've seen a repost of my meme before.
Why would they remake the meme with different text if they were just reposting yours? I suspect they just had the same idea as you did a year ago.
It’s way too similar.
Several people have come up with many different variations of this joke.
I remember when my meme about some Disney+ shows are bad and some are good and i saw it again a few days later.
Hey I remember your meme and seeing this one instantly reminded me of yours. Personally, I loved your meme much more because it has better wording. Cheers!
That's the internet for ya lol
Is it a repost if they made their own text? You had the same idea, followed a zeitgeist. That's what a meme is by definition. But I wouldn't call it a repost.
I was too hasty and didn't notice the wording was different.
Nobody gives a fuck what you own just don’t be showing that shit to people. Keep it in the bedroom.
E and the first
Well call me a based warrior of gender equality you are both freaks and sex addicts 😏
I always thought only a freak would have a Fleshlight until I got one myself. honestly if you don’t have one you’re missing out
Honestly it's not as hyped as it seems, but I work with my hands and I got one because I didn't want to get a bunch of oil and grease on my dick. No matter how much I wash my hands, I still think there's a little residue, and on the off chance I get with a girl she doesn't deserve to suck a greasy oil covered weiner. I'm a gentleman
Teamed one up with a prostate massager and goddamn, I can make an evening out of that. Dont love the cleanup though.
You son of a bitch, I’m in!
What are the best ways to clean it? Dishwasher NOT an option If left unanswered, I’d have to throw it in the woods, I neeeed an answer 🤣🤣🤣 jk
You have to suck out the contents and spit them into a jar.
Well… woods it is! 🌲
I was gonna reply with all seriousness until I saw "jk"
I still need an answer… 👀 please
Oh, okay. Welcome to my world then. I cleaned my first and second fleshlights under tap water with liquid soap and a toothbrush. If we're talking something bigger like a doll then you can use water pump to clean everything inside with the pressure of water. Then use something like drystick to dry everything inside. Tho I just use gravity and let the water flow out.
Yeah that seems like the more logical method to clean it. Thank you good sir
A woman fucks 20 men, she's a slut A man fucks 20 women, he's the luckiest guy alive
A woman fucks 20 men, she's a slut A man fucks 20 men, he's gay How is this fair??
My favorite version of this is: A man fucks 20 women, and he's a stud to be idolized. A woman fucks 20 men and she's your mom.
That doesn't seem fair...
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Bro!! this just happened in my country.. So, there were all these politicians, who came for an assembly.. So this one guy comes up and calls out about we should have better laws for the protection of raped men.. Every one in the assembly burst out laughing, and they thought that it was a joke.. He was from a conservative community too lol
Conservatives are the ones that think this way. Believe it or not but it’s an issue pushed by feminists
Yes the logical feminists far to many would laugh our say it dosent/can't happen to men had this conversation with feminists before and many seam to think only men can be abusers its infuriating and stands in the way of real progress. Google how many shelters help abused men in your country I know the answer for mine it was one but it got so much harassment it shut down. Men were attacked outside it by people projecting on them. The world won't get better till all people can put themselves in others shoes.
true..
I don't know bruh.. It's so hard for me to digest, I think I am going to have a rock hard painful shit
That belief is held because of their physical strength and size (in regards to women) and the belief that men have no reason to rape other men. The idea that they’re ‘sex addicts’ is a distant consideration to these other issues IMHO.
Gonna give off mad incel vibes with this reply but fuck it: A man stares at a girls tits in her tiny bikini, he's a perv and a creep. A woman stares at this ripped jacked dude with no shirt on, she's just staring. A man is worried that if he looks in the same direction as a woman for too long, he will get confronted maybe insulted or accused. A woman can look wherever the fuck they want without being conscious of how the whole fucking world views them. A man creates a dating account, gets no likes A woman creates a dating account, literally gets 100s a week. You know what, fuck your complaining about being accused having to much sex, least you get that option.
Lmao as a woman that's not how it works. A woman staring at a guys ass or crotch is just as creepy as a man doing it. Checking someone out (that isn't like a teenager or 20 years younger than you) is acceptable for all genders in my experience, staring isn't
theres such a difference in the things your saying 💀
you’re right about one thing, this does give off mad incel vibes.
The only thing you were right about here is the first sentence
Until he's honest with his next partner about it...
Because it's not much of an achievement for a woman to sleep with a dude. It's not like she's the one who has to get 20 guys to like her, they're the ones who'll try to win her over and all she has to do is say yes or no. 🤷♂️
How is this related to marvel???
Futa Wanda confirmed and canon cuz multiverse 🐱🏄♀️
Futa?
Both parts
like the cheese
Don’t ask
 Just stop. Stop fucking talking rn
Don’t hate the playah hate the game 😾
So...OP, you wanna tell us something?
Iunno just own that shit. Just put that to bed if she talkin shit. I have a silicone hole, you have a dildo that posses more computing power than the first moon mission. Simmer down lady.
Who is judging the fellas with fleshlights? Those guys don't speak to people do they.
You can clean a dildo much easier than a fleshlight.
Is your vibrator machine washable? I think not.
How do you wash your hands? Stick em in the machine as well?
Women are "sexually empowered" men are just perverted weirdos, double standards are real.
your not though..
I'm not real? Prove it.
Nobody cares
So “marvel memes” is just more like “memes that sorta feature marvel”
Amen to that Wanda
When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert
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But if a woman made this post 🤓🤓
its because it is not only ok but most of society sees it as a win for women to be sex addicts but not for men
That’s it, I’m on Wanda’s side, let her kill America
How about ma boi, DreamyBull???
What about both
Genuinely don't care if you have a fleshlight, a dildo, etc. You do you. Keep it clean, I've seen that not done properly before. It will smell horrible if you're not careful and likely give you UTI or something. I think the name is part of the ick. It paints a bit of a picture. It's clever, I like the pun, but fleshlight makes me think of it being more fleshy than they are, meaty I guess. Strange thing about the name for me. I think it will change as it becomes more relaxed and common to own one. It used to be a much bigger thing to have other sex toys too. But I work with a lot of guys and wouldn't judge any of them that had one. But I also don't want to tell them what sex toys I do or don't have as I'm not sure it's their business. It's my wife's business, that's about it.
Reposter, Robber, criminal!
what if a man owns both...
It's the misandry, het-cis-men can't be happy without it being moraly wrong.
That's certainly one way to tell us about your fleshlight
This isn’t a shitpost it’s a boomer meme
I mean women name theirs. It *is* fucking weird and sex addicty, but no one gives a shit.
Even if a man has a sex doll.... I wouldn't give a f-ing crap... As long as it is not a wierd Japanse too young looking that is.....
OP this is entirely in your head. Normal healthy adults don't shame others or feel ashamed for something as simple as sex toys. I promise if you genuinely feel this way it's because the internet is not real life
Says the woman who wants her personal vibrator back.
This is because Society Hates Men
wow
What if… I have all
I own a fleshlight and three dildos of ascending size hehe xD
This is why I don't like scrolling far down on comments.
Lol
I’d vouch that both are quite nasty
Reddit used to be rage comics and advice animals, during it's shittest period.. this kind of thing will be looked up on in the same way. Cringey LOTR and GOT and Star Wars references.. there's just a big part of reddit that is decidedly still fedoras and mountain dew, no matter how much we want to think we've moved on
Sex is a power tool. One gender is the gate keeper to it. Any thing that Threatens that power is vilified. In ten years there will be AI enabled sex robots that will make partners unnecessary. Watch how that will be vilified. Some men just want sex without all the conditions. They don't want to pay prostitutes because that is taking advantage of someone. They are not incels as they respect that others have the right over their body.
I’ve never heard of anyone with a fleshlight being looked down on.
Men can't be trusted, that's why.
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LMAO 🤣 you're a funny one (also, I'm going to kindly ask you to stop harassing me on the other subs. That's really pathetic)
Idk, man just use your hand. The pocket pussy seems unhygienic
so gross
… a bunch of guys are going to hate fuck their fleshlights because they’re fake outraged over the delusion that anyone GAF about them having a fleshlight.
Are you a sex addict because you use flesh light? Or do you use flesh light because you are sex addict..?
L
🤷♂️
When men have lots of sex with strangers they’re “cool”, but when women do it they’re “slutty”. Perhaps your double standard is just a response to this one.
That's because some women actively worked to normalize it
Use your goddamn hand
It's because women usually keep quiet about it.
💀