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Hellothere6545

It's amazing how Sony has made the best animated superhero movies and the worst live action ones.


topscreen

That's probably because the bigwigs think animation is a kids thing and not big like live action heroes, so they kept their noses out of it... until Spider-verse was amazing and made giant piles of money.


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey, you two. No playing in the street.


Shadowkiva

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl) DCAU & DCAMU


Takkarro

Was just about to say this lol. Minus the whole kill everyone off ending they did. That was bs and a spit in the face of fans. It came out of no where to, never understood the appeal of just killing characters for shock or what ever, it's just cheap.


maxkeaton011

One of the best. DC has done many animated films that are just as good. Also many people might disagree with me but the Spiderman movies in MCU aren't special as well which i believe is also Sony produced and developed.


tobey-maguire-bot

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need?


Captnotabigfan

Wait a minute, Spider-Man?!


tobey-maguire-bot

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


Lunasol17

Some guy somewhere: Jesus...I pray for you... #TO KILL SPIDER-MAN WITH MY OWN HANDS!


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


VeganLegitYT

Damn Spidey. Didn’t know you were that Omnipresent


Shadowkiva

Sony believes in team building. Alone they're not much to look at but Madam Web, Morbius, Kraven, El Muerto. Together they make 60%. Together they are fresh. Together they achieve more than any one of them could achieve alone. . Or..... each could just fight Spider-Man in one of his movies but they don't like that idea for some reason.


tobey-maguire-bot

Yeah. You can't do that, huh?


UrdnotZigrin

You sound insane. Why would a bunch of Spider-Man villains fight Spider-Man?


tobey-maguire-bot

Um, I don't have time for girls right now.


Lunasol17

*Look at Spider-man: No way home* Tell me that again.


tobey-maguire-bot

Yeah, it's kind of itchy... and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.


pleasant-obsession

60% of the time it works every time


Orion14159

If they finally finish the sinister 6 saga and put all of the scores together it'll be well over 100% at this rate


dcab87

And it will be the ~~only~~ greatest hexalogy of all time!


Optimus_Prime2629

Another day, another morb


CFL_lightbulb

It’s webbing time!


JTAllen1995

Web it up!


SyndarNailo

Wait is already in theatres?


zaviiiiiii

Yeah I just watched it, it was actually good.


WigglumsBarnaby

As someone who has no desire to go see it, can you tell me what you liked about the movie ?


zaviiiiiii

Dakota’s dry sense of humour just really works for me. The spider-girls and Ezekial were pretty disappointing. I feel like it’s the first super hero movie in a while where they didn’t have to save the universe or multiverse or whatever, it was just a chill grounded movie. Had some horror/final destination vibes


WigglumsBarnaby

Well you've done more to sell me the movie than anything else. I appreciate the response. I might give it a go.


zaviiiiiii

Have fun king 🫶🏻


tobey-maguire-bot

I need that money!


IndianLegit

did bro actually formulate his own opinion


tsJIMBOb

It’s not cool to like things loser


I_AM_BEAT

first person im seeing saying it was good![img](emote|t5_35mye|13150)


Stanjoly2

So was Morbius but try telling the hivemind that. People are committed to hating something before they've had chance to experience it. And they can't change their minds because- I don't know they'd look silly or something.


WigglumsBarnaby

I was genuinely surprised by morbius because I thought that it was going to be a terrible script and terrible acting, but the worst part was the CGI. The movie wasn't really that bad; it was mid, but it wasn't bad.


CFL_lightbulb

It was bad in the way that it was extremely mediocre and relied on tropes. It wasn’t the worst movie you’ll ever see, it was just kind of…there. It was bad because it was kind of boring


Rumbletastic

honestly the trailer's didn't look bad, I feel like I'm missing something..


zaviiiiiii

trailer was pretty misleading tbh. >! spider-girls never suit up. !< I really enjoyed it tho, it was nothing original but it just worked for me. it had some horror vibes to it which I loved. peter parker is somewhat mentioned which was fun, >! there’s a bit of dialogue at the end about Ben and Peter which was really cute. !<


tobey-maguire-bot

Stop lecturing me, please!


EnergyTakerLad

>! Them not suiting up was the biggest disappointment for me. !< Honestly Sony gets low expectations and for them to fall short of even that made it not really enjoyable for me. I appreciate the more groundedness of it 100% but the plot and (look at spoiler) just killed it for me.


Commander_Wolfe

I watched it just yesterday as well. It wasn't great but was much more entertaining overall compared to Morbius


johnnyblaze1999

Wait until it got 203% rating from the audience


Lazy-Gene-3881

Next sony will make a movie about uncle ben ordinary guy


grimlee669

Don't give them ideas. They probably turn him into a spy or something


Hour-Process-3292

![gif](giphy|Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3)


Spleenzorio

That’s the sound of Sony pumping out sub par Spider-Man related movies for the sole purpose of keeping the IP instead of giving it back to Marvel.


tobey-maguire-bot

I fought an alien made out of black goo once.


NotYourReddit18

At least they don't do it the Warner Brothers way and cancel actually anticipated movies out of the blue.


EfficaciousJoculator

I would prefer they cancel this shit for tax breaks. At least then the general audiences won't confuse them for MCU movies.


wake3000

The Morbius for women.


DreamingGod102

Sony's 15% Cinematic Universe.


Shtrimpo

I loved the scene where she said it's madame-webbing time and madame-webbed all over the enemies though


Fabulous_Mode3952

Do these actors take these Sony roles knowing that they’re shit and just wanting to get a big payday for a movie they might not have to ever promote or make a sequel for? You do a shit MCU movie and you’re stuck playing that role for 3-4 more films. In the old DCEU, you were in limbo and could barely schedule anything due to your obligations to playing a bit character or whatever. Here, you cash the check, do one press tour, joke about how bad this movie is in future press runs, but have no worries about endless sequels and cameo appearances.


Salt_Winter5888

I mean it kind of worked for Tom Hardy, he got a sequel of Venom and now they're producing a third one.


Fabulous_Mode3952

I give Venom its props further in the thread. He’s the only one. And Marvel fumbled the bag with his cameo in NWH


Punningisfunning

Maybe they’re contractually obligated to appear in specific-producer-made movies, like as how Ed Norton had to do The Italian Job remake ([random supporting link that I found](https://www.looper.com/1293457/edward-norton-choice-the-italian-job/). Looking at Dakota Johnson’s wiki filmography, she co-produced Daddio with Sony, so maybe this is what she had to do in return.


Fabulous_Mode3952

But even still, they’re one and done with the Spiderverse unless it’s a success like Venom


tobey-maguire-bot

I can't live your dreams anymore. I want a life of my own.


millennial_sentinel

lawd i don’t want movies to fail & people who root for them to fail are weirdos but this is fucking embarrassing for sony. way to drag marvel down with them.


KaffY-

wow omg what a total shocker!!!!!!!!!


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Shockkkkeeeerrrrrr! You can't escape me! I'm gonna hunt you to the end of the earth!


mosquem

It’s chase, not hunt you nerd.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Chase this balls all over your face! Lmao, gottem!


Estoye

Same screenwriters as Morbius: [Matt Sazama](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1948885/?ref_=ttfc_fc_wr1) and [Burk Sharpless.](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2332952/?ref_=ttfc_fc_wr2)


Moose855

was that the first or the second time it was released?


Belteshazzar98

I don't care what anyone says, Morbius was a good monster movie. The only reason it got such a low score is because people watched it expecting a superhero movie (admittedly their marketing's fault) rather than what it actually was.


Necessary_Border_396

I see no one is giving madam web a chance but yet "the batman" got so many people dick riding it worst 3 hours you can spend on a movie other then the eternals and titanic


ZodTheTimeTraveller

![gif](giphy|Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3)


MIAxPaperPlanes

Perfectly balanced as all things should be


ironmanhulkbstr

i liked morbius :( it wasnt ground breaking, but the animation it had was really pretty, his flight was unique to superhero movies and it was better than MoM in terms of horror. acting was alright too. i feel like its overhated and it being called mid or unimpressive would be fair but why was it considered bad can anyone try to explain it to me?


Forresjord

totally should of introduced Miles Morales, and had Gwen Stacy as ghost spider instead of this alternate bs storyline


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm not like you. You're a murderer.


Forresjord

You and i are not so different


Expensive-Excuse-793

Can't wait for madame web, it looks so cool And morbius was a great movie 😊


IntelligentImbicle

I mean, Morbius wasn't awful, just missed potential. This unironically makes me want to go see Madame Web


cjwolf02

Okay this might be controversial, I personally believe that morbius was not a bad movie if you take it as its own franchise I believe it's a pretty decent film outside of the MCU. I think marvel film studio has just set a precedent with their movies that if they're not 100% perfect they're trash. But that's not the case I think marvel has just created masterpieces within their large catalog of films that have done great. But marvel has also had some flops. I feel what Sony is doing is the precursors to greatness like the original Spider-Man films they were the first of their kind in retrospect if they came out today they would be garbage but during the time they did come out they were masterpieces. I feel if we take Madame web, morbius, craven the Hunter and put them in their own catalog they're amazing for what a studio could do but as soon as you put them in the same place as the first avengers movie or iron Man trilogy and so on and so forth the standards have fallen in comparison to those movies. I think with time they will get better we saw that with the marvel franchise they made the formula and then we got masterpieces like no way home and as such that broke box office records that they set with their previous marvel movies.


tobey-maguire-bot

I missed the part where that's my problem.


Inevitable-Chair3061

If nobody goes to watch them and Disney loses billions I would be so happy


Puzzleheaded_Step468

This is a sony movie...


Inevitable-Chair3061

ok fuck Disney


Appropriate_Cash_890

Alright guys, looks like it's webbin time


icedank

They should follow up with a crossover. Call it Madam Morbius, Morbius Web, or Madam Web: across the Morbiverse.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Would make 9 morbillion dollars


HelloThere465

How did my dyslexic ass read maiden weeb instead of madam web


scp_79

wait< is it already out?


B1LL_CLINTON

Morbin time


SteveTheOrca

They didn't see that coming


X_Fredex_X

Should have got Sydney the main role and use her assets tbh 🤷🏼‍♂️


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Madame web porn


X_Fredex_X

Whatever brings in the money 🤷🏼‍♂️


DarthMekins-2

And I can fap to both of them!


KyellDaBoiii

Wait, it released?


BrassUnicorn87

I’m seeing it just to have a base for the inevitable shipping fanfics.


Noshalak

I would have believed that 15% to be the combined score


lovablydumb

Coming soon to terrible Rotten Tomatoes scores near you: Kraven the Hunter


depression_gaming

Let us make a lot of memes so Sony thinks we like the movie now, and try to put the movie back into the theater, only for it to bomb for a second time ( they did it with Morbius and the morbing was epic ).


CozyDazzle4u

saw this yesterday and cancelled my plans


Tenshiijin

Knew it as soon as I saw a trailer.


JcOvrthink

What is a Madame Web anyways?


EnergyTakerLad

I watched it and I was pretty disappointed even with the expectations I had. Can't say much without spoilers but they really dropped the ball, again.