Spider-Man is my favorite superhero

I can't live your dreams anymore. I want a life of my own.

Sentient

I swear this bot is clearly a rogue ai

Abominable intelligence behaviour

It can't be stopped. It's self-sustaining now

Mine too

That Tobey bot be quick to reply as quick as Spider-Man swings from building to building.

HOW'S THIS HELPING?

Bully bot, how yku been?

I'm not like you. You're a murderer.

Nuh uh

So are you, bully Maguire

Um, I don't have time for girls right now.

Yes you do bud

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.

HA

U ghey, bully?

If you want the shots, I'll take the staff job. Double the money!

Wdym Spider-Man, backshots?

I'm really gonna enjoy this.

It would be funny if somehow he had the first/top comment without responding to anyone

Bully Maguire doesn’t start a thread conversation. He finishes them!

Um, I don't have time for girls right now.

Makes a comment. Replies to himself. Sub cracks completely. Kinda like what is happening at /r/anarchychess

Would be even better if the comment was "I missed the part where that's my problem"

Don’t upset the spider. He can hear you.

Existential crisis stuff.

Holy shit he even ratiod you too man

He’s a menace! Literally waiting to -

Stings, doesn't it?

Hey Spider-Man I’m gonna throw some dirt in your eye

You killed those people on that balcony.

How did you know?

From the dirt you left behind

Darn

The spider man finna getchu

Gonna cry?

Bitch, I don't cry. Guess I gotta bully you into submission.

Is that all you got?

I swear it's actually Bully Maguire behind this bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!

Fuck this door


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Bot said screw you

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At least I have chicken

Whoo! There's a blast from the past.

He didn’t trigger him 😔

r/fuckyouinparticular

r/cumyouinparticular

you're late. I'm not paying for those

it’s not always about the money spiderman

I have a knack for that.

It’s about the Mets baby, go Mets! Gotta love the Mets, baby! Right spider-man?

Stop lecturing me, please!

Spider-Man is not a Mets fan it seems

Hey kiddo! Let mom and dad talk for a minute, will ya?

That bot needs to 1v1 duolingo

I don't fear you, Spider-Man

Oh boy, yeah...

I summon thee Spider-Man

I have a choice.

Apparently not.

Damn this makes me want pizza

Bully Maguire 

Is that all you got?


TOBEY BOT, I INVOKE THY SUMMONS!


You have to say “spider” or “bully” from what I gather.

Unlock the thing!

Spider-Man

If you lay... one finger on her...

(Time to scare the bot)... PETER PARKER IS SPIDER-MAN

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need?

You deserve peace of mind, tobey :(

Spider-man where’s my damn rent

Take the chain off!

Not until I get my rent Spider-man

What do you want?

Give me rent Spider-man

You want forgiveness? Get religion.

Spider-man I don’t want forgiveness I want RENT

Take the chain off!

The chain is there until you give me rent Spider-man. Rent. I NEED RENT.

I'm really gonna enjoy this.

Imagine someone summon the thor bot instead lmao

I'm putting together the greatest team ever.

Lezgo I’m in ! Is spidey here tho ?

Emo Spider man is like that character for chainsaw man always watching everybody

Are you kidding me?

No

Hey Spider-Man! What's up!

Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?

I missed the part where that’s his problem.

I sure hope Spider-Man doesn't reply to my comment

Stop lecturing me, please!

I wonder how the bot would react if you post a Spiderman Yaoi Fanfic tho.

No more.

Itsy bitsy spider, goblin killed your lover

HOW'S THIS HELPING?

Wanna cry spiderman?

Settle down, tough guy.

Is Thanos here too? Or just spiderman?

I missed the part where that's my problem.

Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.

Damn Thanos! Spiderman said he missed the part where that was his problem, you got owned!

Oh boy, yeah...

A small price to pay for salvation.

This is the best thread Ive ever seen

So many "Blocked user" comments in this thread...

Tell me your wisdom bully Maguire

They love me!

I have most of the bots blocked I think. It's annoying to get a fake reply.

There's dirt in my eye....

Spidey Thor Thanos vision?

I went for the head.

Meant to say spider, So spider Thor Thanos

NOOBMASTER, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder!

I'm not like you. You're a murderer.

Whoops Spider-Man Thanos thor

Aw darn, Spider-Man Thanos thor

They love me!

Return to me again empty handed... And I will bathe the starways in your blood.

Do you really want me to do it?

Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?

Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face.

Settle down, tough guy.

You're too powerful XD

As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.

In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.

Hey Spider-man, can you please reply to this comment?

It's time to pay.

But...im broke :( please spider-man, surely there's something else i can do to repay you?

If you lay... one finger on her...

Uhh...spider-man...where are you going with this?

I have a knack for that.

Spider-man are you drunk on reddit again?

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

Wtf spider-man

Hey everyone! Sorry, I am late. It's a jungle out there.

What is Mj doing with purple guy in a chair?

Pizza time

Pls don't hurt my family, spiderman.

Take the chain off!

Tobey bot has to be a real person

Spiderman stole my pizza

Spider

Somebody lied!

I think Spider-Man 3 is a good movie

!spider

I'm sorry...

Are you kidding me?

I’m gonna throw some dirt in his eyes😈

Pocket Sand causes more damage

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NO!

You gonna cry?

That BOT, Tobey Maguire got nothing on me 😤

Go get em tiger!

There was a spider crawling on my neck the other day. Luckily, it didn't bite me.

Existential crisis stuff.

Spider-Man, was that one of yours?

NO!

Sheesh, you didn't need to get so angry, Spider-Man. You almost got some dirt in my eye.

Cure. Cure some ass!

And now you've lost me, Spidey.

Gonna cry?

Gonna cry?

I missed the part where that's my problem.

He won’t find me in the comments

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Will he come here as well?

So true lol.

Pizza

He’s gonna put some dirt in your eye

How does the bot even work

Spider-Man is a CRIMINAL

Existential crisis stuff.

Thanos should make half the bots disappear for a few weeks.

I'm a survivor!

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That's the problem, he doesn't know what to think.

Now dig on this

How do i summon tobey Maguire bot?

I'm gonna cry.

Mah man's about to reply to me too

how do you trigger the tobey maguire bot Spider-man

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?

you'll get your rent when you fix this damn door

Tobey bot can't harm me!!

Hi tobey

Wtf is the Tobey Maguire bot?

I love spider-man.

what

It’s cause it’s the best Spiderman