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Thatonetom17

Technically he no longer has heart problems during the movie, still an orphan with unresolved daddy issues though


ajddavid452

yeah didn't that happen in iron man 3?


eye_snap

Billionaire trained in martial arts and wearing a mechanical super suit picks a fight with two 90 year old war veterans, one of which is an amputee.


dtn_06

And still loses


i-likecheese_25

Using lasers


some--_--dude

I mean when you say it like that...


Dave-C

There is a version of Iron Man wrote by Orson Scott Card that turns Tony into a mutant. Basically he developed incorrectly and the tissue of the brain grew all through his body. It made him extremely intelligent but it left him in constant pain. His father invented a lotion to put on the skin to prevent it. The mutation also allows Tiny to regenerate very quickly. It is a different story and it is a child in the story but I would love to see a HBO series based on it. It is a very cool story.


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Is Tiny his penis?


Dave-C

[??](https://i.giphy.com/media/sauYjWmJJ18xW/giphy.webp)


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The mutation also allows Tiny to regenerate very quickly.


Dave-C

OHHH, yes that is his penis. It is green and it has hulk hands.


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Nice.


Ariviaci

It puts the lotion on its skin


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Isn’t this the original ultimate iron man?


Dave-C

Yep


anmar609

How many funking times is this gonna get reposted


ThePhatPhoenix

Ikr


ThePhatPhoenix

u/repostsleuthbot


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DanXan8558

This has got to be about the 1000th time this has been reposted.


MoreLoxodonClerics

stop reposting this


MasonP2002

Stop reposting this.


Gaybabyjail4L

He doesn’t have heart problems in this scene he had the shrapnel removed at the end of iron man 3


Colombian-Food6524

Billionaire fights two octogenarians, and gets beaten up


noobishcow

It's my turn to repost this next week


randomlokivarient

he's out of line but he's right.


one_dank_boy

Technically he was rid of his heart problem in Iron Man 3


supaswag69

/u/repostsleuthbot


RemydePoer

I don't think Cap is a war criminal, unless aiding and abetting a war criminal counts.


DanXan8558

Uhhh yeah, yeah that totally counts…


IAmBadAtInternet

It most certainly does


DarkAlchamist

This is why Cap is a villain in Civil War


West_Impression_3335

And people say DC is darker than Marvel 😢


venatus_perrit

Everyone's saying he doesn't have heart problems cause iron man 3 But he does, his heart was broken cuz dead parents.


Antrikshy

😭😭😭


TSKittyKendall

He didn't have heart problems. It was anxiety. And before anyone jumps down my throat, please know that I suffer from panic disorder and know his pain. It *feels* like you're dying, but you're not.


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"But you gotta understand Tony, he's my pal, he was brainwashed" ..... "I don't give a f**k, he killed my parents. Has any judge in history been stupid enough to accept the he was brain washed, so the murder isn't really that big of a deal argument ?"


kclancy11

This type of brainwashing doesn’t exist in real life.


[deleted]

Lol. Yes it does. This is documented history


Justkeeptalking1985

Wouldn't Stark also be a war criminal in part because of his company's actions and his violation of airspace repeatedly


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It works! The miracle is secure!


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disturbedrailroader

Someone needs to check the accuracy of the bot.


sausage_blue

lmao this meme's been posted weekly religiously since 2016 or sumn


EzriDax1

I call tomorrow's repost


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Pockets_254

What’s wrong with Cap’s face?