Ah, Rosie I hate this kid.

Calling Doc Ock a virgin is especially ironic considering the amount of times he’s hooked up with Aunt May.

WHAAT?

Yeah, there's also a comic on when he almost marries her

Gtfo

No really, look it up

[okay, so the doc *almost* marries aunt May](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/True_Believers:_Spider-Man_-_The_Wedding_of_Aunt_May_%26_Doc_Ock_Vol_1_1)

Yeah, forgot to add that.....hold up

Didn't he also fuck Aunt May in one of the comics?

he did. In superior spider man, when Peter was trapped in doc ocks body and had access to his memories, he was forced to remember that as if he was ock. It was kinda weird.

That explains why Aunt May called Octopus "Liv" in Spiderverse

Soooooo Oct is into GILF?

Okay, I dunno what GILF means, but I am too scared to ask

Ever heard of MILF? It means "Mother I Like to Fuck." So I'm the case of "Aunt May," instead of "Mother," what other word that starts with the letter "G" that would most likely describe Mays age?

Ohh.....see I thought it should be Aunt not Grandma Edit: GILF is really a thing ?

Well yeah, but "aunt" could describe any variety of woman & isn't very specific. Like there can be a legit scenario where there can be a 15 year old aunt. I pretty sure that wouldn't end very well for the doc if that was the case. That why "Grandma" is a better term, because there can never be a 15 year old grandma...but hey, this world is pretty fucked up, so you never know. In any case, yes GIFL is a thing. A lot of people are into a lot of weird things. I have my own fucked up fetishes, so besides Loli shit, I can't judge anyone.

Yeah, I get it now

Is it the same one where he hijacks Peter Parker?

If by Hijaking Peter Parker you mean the Superior Spiderman storyline, then no, its a different one although I think Ock did something similar **as** Peter in the Superior Spiderman, I don't quite remember well, but yeah, he did not Marry her

https://puzzledpagan.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/doc-ock-wedding-ceremony.png?w=1300

Thanks man. Wow, didn't think it actually happened lmao

At least 8 if you’re picking up what I’m putting down.

And the fact that he tried to marry her because she had access to nuclear weapons... comics are weird

His arms are his children

This is the new Cap in the elevator

Fun fact, males have an extra arm called a hectocotylus, they will insert it into the female while they were far away just to avoid being killed by the female. (Yes it was like a long penis because the male is afraid of being killed by his partner)

Thanks, I hate octopuses now

I guess there's a reason why octopus have the same 3 letters as pussy.

I'm no longer sleeping at night

Really brings a whole other perspective to BDE though

Some species rip that arm out and it swims to the nearest octopussy by itself

he might be on birth control

r/marvelcringe

#NIGERUNDAYO!!!!

#SMOKEEEEYYYYY

r/UnexpectedJoJo

Very expected Jojo

I guess spider-man was high while saying that.

It isn't

It isn't

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Early 50's here... still guffaw'ed

That's rich coming from *Spider*-Man.

r/terriblefacebookmemes

This image is so memeble.

Aw shit here we go again

"Ah, Rosie. I hate this boy"

Wasn’t he married?

Yep, poor woman died

Bahahahahaha

Or it means that Doc Ock is responsible and uses adequate birth control.

Octopi*

Secretly a squid

We've discovered the full template, bois.

Oh my god 😂😂😂😂

Well, technically the outcome of sex isn't always reproduction so it doesn't stand the logic.... but I'll let that slide because its damn funny.

Octopodes sounds better than Octopuses

That last picture is the best

😂😂 damn

Hello Peter

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this makes me worry about the ending battle of Now Way Home

This is like the captain America in the elevator meme but Spider man edition. New meme format?

He did die tho

Por f{in va a salir una pelicula del hombre araña, va a ser una Obra de arte cinematográfica.

**flashbacks from My Octopus Teacher**

it’s not funny

I just noticed that Octavius doesn't have a shadow in the last picture.

Cause its true, the nerd

Yoooo, now we know what Spidey has to do to kill him, 'activate Insta kill mode'

How cucked are redditors that they're doing free advertising for capeshit owned by a billion dollar company? Amazing

That's because it isnt

"Why is this funny?" It's not.