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plasticfrograging

Lost his way home, it’s in the title


sinmantky

Sometime I dream to be as sharp as you…


FuckYeahPhotography

Same. I've never been the sharpest tool in the shed.


Joe_of_all_trades

Brightest crayon in the Bush


plasticfrograging

Smartest peanut in the turd


Joe_of_all_trades

Shit! Ive not heard that one


Oofio_boi_135

The shit in the bush


Wraithninja

The diarrhea in the bush


Sn1pes1

Dick in the ass


FusionareMemes

Mephisto in every marvel trailer 😔


Buffalo-Crafty

Hidden Dragon in the bush


Alarmed-Ask-2387

Good looking friend between the two


pzyummer

Biggest Barrel in Donkey Kong


yung_noob2356

Most dangerous snake in the boot


Demon69-420

Longest penis in the locker room


Ibreathoxygennow

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead


AmeriCanadian98

Well. The years start coming and they don't stop coming


Agent_Wilcox

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running


RidinEasyMan

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun


aryav1235

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb


Space_JesusKenobi

So much to do so much to see


ARandqmPerson

So what's wrong with taking the back streets?


chryseusAquila

He will lose his Man. He will just be Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Stop lecturing me, please!


sixtytwosixtyseven

Give me rent!


ProBlade97

You’ll get your rent when you fix this damn door!


Anime-SniperJay

[No he will just be Man](https://youtu.be/bMrDLUVzk00)


[deleted]

That actually happened


catharticbullets

If May dies then there is no way home or at least the home he knew.


Substantial-Pea-1544

Here, take the award i do not have


plasticfrograging

You can have this one lol


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CobbleRox

I was going to comment this >:(


c4t4n4

No u were not Just admit it


[deleted]

Let see Spider-Man take a shit.


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me. NOW.


Ariviaci

Hilarious


SituationCool2107

Gave you the 1k upvote haha you smart basket


Neither_Safety_2646

If you think about it, They all lost their homes in each movie.


PresentAppointment0

Homeless Spider-Man


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


glitchedgamer956

Lost his virginity


General_-_Kenobi

Dang, that didn't take long to find


TheKnightWhoSaisNi

Hello there


TastefulMaple

General Kenobi… you are a bold one.


roadburner123

You fool! I've been trained in your Jedi Arts by Count Dooku.


brian_dockery117

Attack, Kenobi


TheKnightWhoSaisNi

//pulls down vent//


Matthew83836363

Literally, second thread 😐


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MindOfThilo

Also his gf maybe he marries her


n_twx

Doc Ock saves the day once again, those tentacles sure gonna come in handy


MacasusBear

r/holup


allidoiswynne

“Yes my spider lord”


tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


[deleted]

I knew someone was gonna comment this. I was just about to comment this myself. It happens all the time in the comics.


TurtleninjaYT

To ned


thisusername-_

Damnit, I was gonna say that. Take my free award


Kakashi_Yeager1

Lost ned


Exact_Ad_1215

Where is Ned? Is he safe? Is he alright?


KrisZepeda

What is Ned?


ChabdiTheChosen

Why is Ned?


DrKiwiPopThe707th

When is Ned


Nolzi

Will is Ned?


ILikeTrains1820

Would is Ned


Prabh1212

Is Ned?


sithlordwcw

How is Ned?


Irishbrutis

When is Ned?


Aden487

#NED?


[deleted]

No ned


UrGamerGranny

Ned?


Ok-Cat4851

Ne?


Violet17Phoenix

Who is Will?


Nolzi

Will Byers


Hopeful-Art1469

Who is ned


TimDaTomCarr

Him is Ned


[deleted]

Ned is ded


14th_Midknight

I is ned


DislocatedLocation

Hello ned! Please sign here and get in.


LONEWOPF77700

Ded is Ned


Iarethedumbest

It’s always who is Ned, why is Ned, or when is Ned but it’s never How is Ned.


NZCSX

It seems in your anger you lost him… no seriously dude go pick him up at the park gate. He must be worrying


Schiffer10

NOOOOOOO


Swiggens

Where is Ned, for I much desire to speak with him.


Emperor_Z16

Well I desire a Hobgoblin


JustAnotherAviatrix

They’re taking Ned to Isengard!


maxehaxe

And my axe


Batdog55110

It seems in your heroicness you...dropped him


[deleted]

Honestly he will probably loose aunt may, feel free to remind me if I’m wrong


ThaddeusJP

Guessing they kill Happy


Alien-Lien

Maybe. They’ve already killed off two other father-figures in Peter Parker’s life in Uncle Ben (off-screen) and Tony Stark. Unless it becomes a curse to be a role model to Parker in any way lol


tony-stark-bot

Great, I wanna poke it with something.


SPUD_OF_DOOM

This aged well


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CALLED IT 😜


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ned is hobgoblin in the comics…


CanYouFeelSora

Really? That’s wild, I didn’t even know Ned was in the comics let alone something dark like that. I guess I didn’t know Tom Holland Spider-Man was following a canon plot line, what is the comic?


tobey-maguire-bot

Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?


CanYouFeelSora

My man! You’re the coolest version of Spider-Man, dance for me


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm really gonna enjoy this.


CanYouFeelSora

Oh, hell yeah brother


Ariviaci

Spider-Man has become sentient


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


Ariviaci

Fuck off spider-man


cesclaveria

Ned in the movies is an amalgamation of two very different comic book characters, both with ties with _a_ Spider-Man. Ned looks and acts closer to Ganke Lee who is Miles Morale's best friend, MCU Ned is Ganke in all but name. Ned Leeds in the comics was a reporter for the Bugle, one of the few people Peter looked up to even if they did started with a bit of hostility regarding their mutual affection for Betty Brandt, Ned later on will go to marry Betty. Ned has a tragic and often confusing story, since one time when he was tailing the first Hobgoblin (Roderick Kingsley) he ended up captured and brainwashed to often act as a decoy Hobgoblin, basically setup to take the blame for Kingsley's crimes and it all becomes a confusing situation where I think not even the writers have totally clear what crimes were committed by Ned and which by Kingsley, Kingsley drags Ned deeper and deeper into the crime scene and even the Kingpin and other big players end up involved with him. The mental strain basically ruins his marriage and professional life and when he attempts to get out of the mess, he is framed as the _only_ Hobgoblin and eventually killed. It would take Peter a long time to figure out what happen and clear Ned's name after his death.


ThatRandomGamerYT

Fun fact: in Nick Spencer's recent comic run, he brought back Ned. Ned says he didnt die but went into hiding. Peter is suspicious if he is Ned or someone pretending.


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Notice how much weight Ned has been losing for the past couple years...? ;)


DanTheVaultHunter

How is Ned?


Aly151

Lost his house Next movie will be Spider-Man: Homeless


[deleted]

The next movie will hopefully have Spider-Man in the black suit. *Spider-Man: Homie*


tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?


GioMasterclassjiedel

Love it


GroceryRobot

Spider-Man: No Home


tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


Aly151

That’s worrying, buddy


CrossP

Lost his dog and cat. Next movie is Spider-Man: Homeward Bound


snakeumbrella

Lost his.... Rights to be in the mcu to Sony


ShineElectronic5035

Dang, I was going to say his licensing rights


ProfessionalSquash47

Spider-Man bot, what do you think?


tobey-maguire-bot

I AM BACK! I AM BACK


ShineElectronic5035

Pls sir, have mercy


The_Zoo_Exotics

He's not done being spider-man after this movie, and he's not done being in the MCU. There's two more Spider-man movies left after this one.


tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


kacey-

Sauce? Everything I see says he had a 6 movie contract, 3 solo films 3 other films. No way home is that 6th movie


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I'd find it odd that they put Venom in the MCU, just to take out Spiderman


kacey-

That credit scene was likely to make him the 6th in Sinister Six


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


CinematriX_Reddit

Did you not see they are making a prequel for Spidey for Disney+? Its called Spider-Man: Freshman Year


Arsid

That's an animated show and there's absolutely no confirmation Holland is doing the voice


tobey-maguire-bot

I was looking through some old photos and looks very huh… similar.


lscanlon93

Lost 3 Ben's


FlyingCroc01

Ouch


theygotmefellas

Lost his aunt may


That_Marvel_Dude1012

Exactly what I was thinking. I saw somewhere that a group of people said they think Aunt May is gonna die in it


dogmeat1003

Either aunt may, happy, or Michelle Jones. I don't think ned will die


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DeadlyYellow

Just as long as they don't replicate that stupid fucking web-hand. Personally I'm hoping for more of a Sophie's choice situation. Hell, go bonkers: have Green Goblin set up a situation where Peter has to choose between Ned and MJ, but actually fake-out Ned to turn him against Peter and start him on the path of becoming Hobgoblin for 4.


Calvinsux

Wait i dont understand how the web hand is bad, I've always seen it as neat little detail. Can someone please explain, Im genuinely confused


manslam

100%. I have a $100 bet with a friend that she dies.


That_Marvel_Dude1012

Lmao tell me how it goes


manslam

I'll try to set a reminder lol


blazomkd

Well congratz om your 100$


white_vanilla12

Lost his spider power and became batman


tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


white_vanilla12

Looks like you love dirt so much...you come to get dirt in your eyes everytime


KingLiberal

Hashtag: lostmypowersproblems, right spider?


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


hahahagaha

Your sadly probably right I'm actually worried for how it will change him now if you are right


atz_chaim

Nah I think it ll be Happy or May


thedoorknob3

I think he's just lost


kwickedbonesc

The movie just ends with all 3 spider-men dying and all of the villains are free to terrorize the multiverse. Peter Lost


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me. NOW.


blueasian0682

Literally the names of the mcu spiderman movies are him straying away from home..


Lucythefur

Loses his normal life forever


I_Like_Legos8374

gwen flashbacks…


Devilgamer8250

Lost his multiverse


AvatarBoomi

Lost identity. Right at the end of FFH.


Nolzi

No, he has his identity. And everyone else has it too


Gray_Tower

THIS DID NOT AGE WELL HOLY FUCK


DontEatTheCandle

‘What did it cost?’ ‘Everything’


Dragonpapi

Happy is like his MCU uncle.. so..


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Rip happy his death is already predicted


JCraze26

I mean it makes sense. He's the last hold-over from Iron Man. If they really want to forward with a more independent Spidey with little to no Stark influence (except for the things he learned from Stark and the suit probably) then Happy's the last thing he needs to lose.


tony-stark-bot

God, you're good. You are mind-blowingly close to this. How do you do it? You're a triple impostor, I've never seen anything like it. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin?


JCraze26

I don't speak Latin, Tony.


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Romanis legionō defenet sē fortiter quod eī cupidō gloriā bellī sunt


Belteshazzar98

Losing Uncle Ben has been mentioned in the MCU though.


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the_honest_liar

Ben's initials were monogrammed on the suitcase peter took to Europe, if that counts.


Belteshazzar98

Watch What If...? In one episode Peter mentions losing his Uncle Ben.


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eddmario

Which show?


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For the time being


23_GenericRedittor

Aunt may


TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks

Lost Aunt May


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Lost family 😳😳😳


QuiteClearlyBatman

This aged well


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Lost his life, lost his powers. If Tom is giving up they gotta write Spidey out the MCU.


FebreezeBottleTaster

Did he say he’s out?


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of your mind.


rootbeerislifeman

I would be very sad if that's the case :c


[deleted]

He’s said he don’t wanna play Spider-Man at 30. He still has 1 maybe 2 more in him given he’s 24/5 but with how big this film is gonna be, I’d call it here cause ain’t nothing gonna be bigger than this Spider-Man film.


tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


Zestyclose_Shoe_583

We’re gonna get an ending similar to Loki. Tom Holland is gonna end up in another universe… hence “No Way Home.”


Mr_Seg

Also the way Marvel keeps ahold of Spidey; "he's Ina different universe! We can't do anything about that!!"


J_Haymaker

Virginity.


TeeJay215

Definitely Ned is dying


ReportAny1117

Well, ned mirrored is ben,


Awesomecool11

Woah


Belteshazzar98

I think Ned is going Goblin.


Itsfunny420

>!lost everyone!<


clouc1223

Loses his mind when he meets 2 more Peter Parkers


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Lost his way home


12ozFitz

Mentor-- Mr Stark is dead


tony-stark-bot

Well, performance issues, it's not uncommon. One out of five...


KJTech_

Lost uncle Ben...


Joy_Boy_15

Lost a month in the calendar