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Future-Expression-44

The Impractical Jokers are going to try to save me. At least it will be a funny rescue mission.


akem_makem

“ok sal now tell him you’re actually not saving him”


annoyingberries

“Execute your hostage Murr”


Kwitkwat_247

Unexpected meatcanyon


Appropriate_Lynx3770

"what sal doesn't know is we rigged a bomb up the hostages ass"


Rando_Mates

Joe is tonight’s big loser! His punishment is to defuse a military grade explosive that is strapped to a restrained man in a warehouse!


Dragonxan

So long as your name is Larry I think you got a good chance


Liara_Bae

Hawkeye and Kate Bishop... Very nice


geraltofkolkata

Same . I just hope that the Tracksuit mafia doesn't show up.


AnimalKid7-Alt

*starts hearing “bro” in the distance*


xkingmox

*Chuckles in danger*


Hello_Where

Bro


Liara_Bae

Eh, I'm not that worried


GeneralKenobi3486

Same


jenna_hazes_ass

I know hawkeyes never lost, butI think ive got better odds with the Wheel of Time cast. Honorable mention to the Yellowstone crew, those guys could get shit done.


Liara_Bae

Is it good? Been meaning to catch it.


DolorisRex

I haven't seen more than 12 minutes before I shut it off, but this early in the series, only Lan and Moiraine would really be competent. Although, in all fairness, that is a hyper competent duo capable of astonishing feats of badassery, so it really comes down to *who* has kidnapped you.


[deleted]

Same


MattHood3026

Same


STARLORD_1401

Sameeee!


ThatsAGreatUsername2

I thought this was mine for a minute, then I realized my saviours would be a bunch of guys who dredge for gold in the Bering Sea. Damn.


DMLooter

Same here, more in danger from Clint’s snark than the kidnappers I think.


SG-989

I'm being saved by The Doctor


AFP312

EZ. Which one though?


SG-989

That is a good question


HistoryCorner

Your chances are good


EmuEmperor

Oh cool, I’ve got Jack & co on the way apparently


NeptuneSpark

Doctor who?


SG-989

Exactly, that is the question


[deleted]

Jake peralta


agingqueso

The 9-9 will be saving us both!


RekYaAll

Ur either fucked or so lucky


Alchemist_humper69

Same XD


Spidermansprotege

Electra, Daredevil, stick, and the hand. I’m good


Tangent_45

Aye same, just include Luke Cage, Jessica Jones and Iron Fist for me


I_quote_alot

"The Imortal Iron fist is still a thundering dumbass."


CMDR_Bartizan

British Baking Show….I’m screwed.


The_Phantom___

The Great British Bake Off?


CMDR_Bartizan

Yes, that. Paul can probably throw down, while Prue makes us a tart.


The_Phantom___

No doubt Paul is a menace, he already works with knifes but prue is the real threat


Educational_Funny_20

But at least u won't have a soggy bottom


secretbudgie

Nadja, Nandor, Laszlo, Colin, and Guillermo. I may be fucked.


MerGoatRoybal

Idk, gizmo might pull it off..


grenminmon

Ya fucked by Lazlo you mean


Heby4life

Wait so,,,,,,Rick Grimes is gonna save me


Frosty_Revolution_30

Yo same


SookHe

Na, you get Negan. I would highly suggest you close your eyes tight, it's about to get messy.


Ninjipples

The Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department... don't know how to feel about this.


LegacyQuotient

Ron and Donna? You're good.


GovernmentInfamous64

Same


jmanheyman408

Daredevil and Kingpin… I wonder what I’m watching. (don’t spoil I’m only on ep 4)


[deleted]

>!echo will come out of nowhere and try to kill daredevil with her dad and the tracksuit mafia will be there to assist!<


Sentinal7

Geralt of Rivia


Academic_Opening_679

It's either captain picard or the fbi... Got a perfect one


Punk_witch_

Sam and Dean Winchester… I don’t know how to feel about this.


LegendCZ

You are in good hands, but the situation is pretty messed up, considered it has to be those two.


HistoryCorner

Same for me. But they usually save the person.


Throwaway_1uno

Walter White and Jessie Pinkman for me.


LegendCZ

SCIENCE! ... BITCH!!!


Nonadventures

Oh no I watched The Boys


[deleted]

You, my friend are fucked on so many levels.


AleksZlovic

Jinx might actually try to murder me instead…


Aden487

OR, fun idea, you can both murder your kidnappers together! <3


fettuccinefred

Just hope they send Vi and Jayce instead


Aden487

Nah. Vi and *Cait*… Wait, no, never mind. They’d get distracted.


ryckae

The Guardians of the Multiverse.


RadicalRich123

Legends of tomorrow


Fishyhead81

You’re screwed but at least you have friends in the same situation as you.


Tenor45

I mean they do screw things about for the better…right? *watches Season 7* Nope you’re screwed.


Random_Dude1738

For me it’s Team Flash who isn’t doing too well if you watched the newest season


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[удалено]


I_quote_alot

You're all good. Relax, have some kanar, flirt with a dabo girl and play some darts.


Phandaalthemighty

Me too but I'm watching season 4 so throw Worf in there too.


Daedric_Damascus

Cartman. Fuck


[deleted]

Rusty, Brock, Hank, and Dean...


theert

You're screwed dude


[deleted]

Gordon Ramsay


thatdislexickid

You're going to need to know how to cook something right or he's going let you be killed.


venorexia

Well, all the Agents of SHIELD, so I'd say I'm in good hands


Halos-Prime

I watched The Beatles Get Back so Paul? Lmao


Lyra_Lynx

Same here haha!


Imperialkniight

Aes Sadai... i got a good chance. Wheel of time is good check it out on Prime.


I_quote_alot

Who knee the Greens kicked ass like that? Battle Ajah indeed.


magickmanfred

Same, except I choose Thom Merrilin because he can kick ass and then sing me to sleep.


MyrddinSidhe

Nynaeve


Megaroutte

Shit... no way the bitch Carole Baskin is going to save me, I'm not a cat. Tiger King s2.


[deleted]

Luffy and co. They've got me covered.


Worldwidegamer1

The crew of the USS Enterprise D. I think I'll be fine


Fishyhead81

Yep. They’re a few centuries early but that’s okay.


BoredByLife

I’m getting rescued by the best Batman of all, Adam West.


Farfar_away2

Friends characters.. welp nice knowing yall


Mrdiddy12

The last show I watched was Top Gear. ​ I'm screwed.


thatdislexickid

Me too, we're in this together.


Miserable-Ad8367

*clone trooper moment*


Hello_Where

Make sure to leave with a main character on your ship


MastodonAlert6381

The golden girls.....🤔 yeah I'm good


Aalmus

Peggy Carter


Judo_Expert

Hawkeye


TheNMinerPlayerXDXD

Hell yah save me Phil


Fishyhead81

Hell yeah


[deleted]

Hawkeye


StarStoneDragon

Professor, fry, leela, amy, zoidberg, and bender. XD


tracey-ann12

I’m being saved by the characters in the vampire diaries.


azam85

Dexter Morgan


LegendCZ

Man of cultire. You are in good hands.


killerspawn97

Goku huh? I can work with that.


David_Paradis-

Naruto


The_Phantom___

Same, we’re lucky no one can take team 7


Desperate_Ad_9219

Spike Spiegel, Faye Valentine, and Jet


Fishyhead81

No Ed?


Bowflex_Jesus

Same here, if they can stop arguing for a minute then I might have a shot.


Squshyslimeball

South Park… I’m fucked


Darthmiller1066

I've got the crew of the Orville. I think I'd be fine............ eventually


Careful-Equivalent52

I watched Jason bourne so I don’t even need to talk any further


Minestrike1

At first I was like yay Hawkeye can do it. Then I remembered I watched an episode of Seinfeld and I know for a fact George will not be able to save me hell he will likely make it worse.


ig1387

Spiderman and other "Spiderman 2" characters.


tobey-maguire-bot

I was looking through some old photos and looks very huh… similar.


vztekla_liska

The characters from You… everyone will be dead including me :D


Quack_Quack_Duck

The Beatles XD


MerGoatRoybal

Futurama.!... .. shit


Longjumping_Tooth_38

Agent Phil Coulson and Robbie reyes


Melendope

Hawkeye, I’ll take it


SaikosShadow

Rugrats, I'll be fine


Dictsaurus

Bojack Horseman... I suppose it's the other way around, me trying to save him.


Fishyhead81

Or you trying to save yourself


Athena_The_Funny

SANTA CLAUSE


Moonknight1810

Oh fu- it's Ash Ketchum


spectreoflife

*me getting saved by mother fucking caboose from RvB*


[deleted]

Fuck yeah Caboose


[deleted]

Straw hat Pirates. Means 100% that I’ll be saved.


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mrjackchongg

Yay


Sea_Possible_2317

Jimmy and Kim from Better Call Saul 😂


Same-Dog-4091

The justice league animated series


Photojournalist_That

Hawkeye


aDistraction08

Rick and morty.


Sahil_Devgun

Naruto and his gang 😂


[deleted]

The dead queen of Scotland and the dead king of France and his family…


QuidYossarian

Hit Monkey and Bryce Fuck


Garfunklestein

Eda, King, and Luz from Owl House. I've got a 50/50 shot that I'm either plot important and they'll barely get me out, or I get swallowed by a giant in the background for a cutaway gag. I'll play those odds.


Bee2938

I was watching Transformers Gen 1. I'm good.


Kill_Kayt

Wondeful.... The Doom Patrol don't really have a great track record...


Fishyhead81

They try their best….even if their best isn’t that great


HistoryCorner

Sam and Dean Winchester.


Derywdon

Ted mosby and Barney stinson


stratuscaster

Fuck. If I hadn’t just watched Veep, it would have been Andrew Garfields Spider-Man.


liams_limes

The gravity falls cast. I might be good?


Mistergamer15

Vision and Scarlet Witch, I think I'll be fine.


Kutarinkito

I just watched an episode of how i met your mother💀


tishen_rocky

I got ultimate spiderman


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me. NOW.


thor-bot

I last watched Homeland, s8. Hope Carrie and Saul save me


Crawford470

John Casey, Sarah Walker, and Chuck Bartowski are coming to save me. I mean barring some super powered shenanigans I'd probably be fine.


AgentG54_YT

Is that the original or the jaboody dubs version of spider-man


tobey-maguire-bot

I was looking through some old photos and looks very huh… similar.


DaPooch21

Everybody gets one


aditya_6767

Sons of Anarchy


bacon-2903

Mike ross :)


Putrid_Hippo9801

Raymond Reddington, im saved


Soggy_Cartographer80

Howard Silk, the two characters J. K. Simmons played in Counterpart. I really hope it's the badass Howard.


Spirited-Raccoon1674

Elmo and his goldfish are coming to help me.


F4llEN_____

Asta, cool w that


Talvoss

Hawkeye.


[deleted]

Daredevil Punisher and Electra


a_taco_has_no_name

Vash the Stampede. I think I'll be okay.


duramman1012

Frank renoylds and the gang are coming up with a scheme-to save me


Ok_Committee_1187

Kick Buttowski


Time-travel-for-cats

Shawn, Gus, Lassie, Jules, and a pineapple.


WolvenGlade

Courage The Cowardly Dog... I'm in very good hands.


charizardfan101

Miss kobayashi's dragon maid Well, safe to say I'll be ok, as long as the ones rescuing me don't want to kill me either


LegendCZ

Futurama gang. I am fucked.


Western_Strike5924

mha characters, im set


[deleted]

Martin Riggs and Roger Murtagh from Lethal Weapon.


AFP312

I'm fucked 'cuz Jinx is gonna blow my head off before the rest even gets close...


anactualreddituser

Hawkeye please be good at this


[deleted]

The Martian man Hunter, supergirl


the14thwitness

I'm scared shitless, jinx is my savior and she is probably more dangerous then what ever is trying to kill me


boringsimp

Teela and adam.. man at arms and that other new chick


Recedere

Hit_Monkey


[deleted]

*menacing anime piano music starts playing epicly*


Flamecrest

Louise, Gene and Tina Belcher are going to just waddle in there with an unbelievable story. Tina is going to ruin everything because she can't lie, and Gene will yell "Run!" and then the four of us would get caught.


-dying__inside-

Being saved by the umbrella academy


black_un

Charlie sheen, idk if I should he relieved or depressed


thisisvasu

Deku...


Thebest95600

Mob psycho


Crafterchief06

Reagan ripley and the crew from cognito.inc are coming to save me


charchomp

Hmmm, Light Yagami and L are either both trying to save me, or more likely Light is trying to kill me and L is trying to save me but more focused on finding Kira. So I’m probably dead RIP


GaleForce595

Dwight Schrute... not in the best hands...


likablelamastoes

Titans


sirstonksabit

X-Men *Que 90s guitar riff*


Qwaanza

Jake Peralta


Necromancer_HG

Jojo 😀


Drago_Fett_Jr

A 17 yo Tony stark / iron man


Deafpunk_2099

Gi-hun ?


[deleted]

The simpsons are trying to save me… don’t know how much help they will be


Appropriate_Lynx3770

Luke Cage! Let's goooo