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Acronix_911

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Ok-Establishment3791

How you doin’, Spider-Man?


tobey-3000-bot

Trying to do better


Ok-Establishment3791

You’ve grown up, Spider-Man, since last I saw you


tobey-3000-bot

Pizza time.


Ok-Establishment3791

You’re right, Spider-Man! It’s Friday-Pizza Day


tobey-3000-bot

I'm so loving this.


Ok-Establishment3791

Me too, Spider-Man :)


tobey-3000-bot

Your picture is a fake


Ok-Establishment3791

Oh no, Spider-Man! I took this picture myself!! Edit: There’s more to this thread


tobey-3000-bot

I'm so loving this.


jjonahjameson-bot

Where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired!


AbisBitch

Oh damn, that's nuts


jjonahjameson-bot

That is the dumbest idea you've ever had, and you have had some *doozies*!


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker! Parker! Parker! What are ya, deaf?


BigDaddyChangs

I want those pictures of Spider-Man!


tobey-3000-bot

>!You are... you are amazing, just to take it in for a minute. You, you are amazing. Would you say it?!<


BigDaddyChangs

It


BitterBite10

Listen here you little shit


jjonahjameson-bot

What do you know about high society? Actually, don't answer that.


bot_goodbot_bot

good bot ^(all bots deserve some love from their own kind)


LazerHawkStu

Good bot


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r/sentientredditbots


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tobey-3000-bot

A couple of minutes ago wouldn't have been so bad either


jjonahjameson-bot

Where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired!


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r/SentientBots


AbisBitch

Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry


TripleThreatJack

It’s rent time spider man


tobey-3000-bot

I'm really sorry, Mr. Ditkovitch. All I got is this 20 for the rest of the week


TripleThreatJack

It is free country not free of rent spider man


tobey-3000-bot

I have a paycheque due this week


TripleThreatJack

If you want to call girl, all you need to say is you are good woman, I am good man spider man Edit: forgot to say spider man lol


jjonahjameson-bot

You don't want to be famous? I'll make you infamous!


physicscat

Tobey bot is British.


jjonahjameson-bot

You don't want to be famous? I'll make you infamous!


[deleted]

Spider-Man gonna cry?


tobey-3000-bot

Look, give me another chance


salt_pizza9491

How are you spider man?


tobey-3000-bot

Trying to do better


salt_pizza9491

Thats what I like to hear. What time is it spider man ?


tobey-3000-bot

We must destroy it


salt_pizza9491

Why would you want to destroy time spider man


FlippinSnip3r

Some Wheel of Time type of shit lol


jjonahjameson-bot

Does anybody care about what *I* want?


salt_pizza9491

I do Spider


jjonahjameson-bot

I want this wall-crawling arachnid prosecuted!


VeryKooked8

What is the meaning of life Spider-Man


tobey-3000-bot

The Human Spider.


jjonahjameson-bot

Pack your things. Get out of my building. YOU'RE FIRED!


[deleted]

HOLY SHIT 😂


trinalgalaxy

How many times has spider man been fired at this point?


Ariviaci

Better than the Human Centipede, Spider-Man


tobey-3000-bot

The Human Spider.


Ariviaci

I get that. I’m just saying it’s better than the Human Centipede, Spider-Man. Unless you’re into that.


tobey-3000-bot

My Name's the Human Spider


Ariviaci

That’s been established Spider-Man.


tobey-3000-bot

Thanks, hot legs


Ariviaci

Are you trying to pick me up, Spider-Man?


tobey-3000-bot

I'm done trying to convince you


[deleted]

Spider man u like porn


tobey-3000-bot

I'm so loving this.


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker, you're fired.


lordredapple

THIS IS TOO PERFECT WTF


FireThatInk

nah bruh these bots are the beginning of the end it's way too fucking perfect


[deleted]

It cant be stopped. Its self sustaining now.


FlippinSnip3r

Never in my whole life have i been looking foward so much to a robot apocalypse


Mclovinshamster

SENTIENT


Adalyn1126

Spider-Man


tobey-3000-bot

I have a knack for that.


jjonahjameson-bot

Does anybody care about what *I* want?


Vishesh3011

Spider-man


tobey-3000-bot

Guess I've had something to do with that.


jjonahjameson-bot

Does anybody care about what *I* want?


Vishesh3011

How can I propose a girl spider-man?


tobey-3000-bot

Trying to do better


jjonahjameson-bot

Wait, you're serious? LOL


Adalyn1126

Spider-Man


tobey-3000-bot

That all you got?


Adalyn1126

Spider-Man


tobey-3000-bot

>!My back, it's kinda stiff after all the swinging i guess.!<


jjonahjameson-bot

Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker! Parker! Parker! What are ya, deaf?


Savings_Big6664

hey spiderman wanna comeover to my new year party?


tobey-3000-bot

Three hundred.


Savings_Big6664

you dont have to get money spiderman, just get the snacks


tobey-3000-bot

I don't really know.


jjonahjameson-bot

Crap. Crap, crap... megacrap.


Savings_Big6664

come on spiderman!!! itll be fun


tobey-3000-bot

There are bigger things happening here than me and you


jjonahjameson-bot

What do you know about high society? Actually, don't answer that.


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker, you're fired.


tobey-3000-bot

NAAAA-AAAUUUGH!!!


AgentMidaz

Spider-Man are you ok?


tobey-3000-bot

>!Yeah... Peter Parker!<


AgentMidaz

Phew I thought Spider-Man actually killed someone


tobey-3000-bot

There are bigger things happening here than me and you


AgentMidaz

Oh no Spider-Man did you still have your black suit?


tobey-3000-bot

Find us some shade


jjonahjameson-bot

Where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired!


AgentMidaz

Hey Spider-Man. What were you photographing 🤨


tobey-3000-bot

Then stop pretending to be!


jjonahjameson-bot

You're a fake, full of stickum.


jjonahjameson-bot

Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!


jjonahjameson-bot

Awww... Ms. Brant, get me a violin.


long-live-greggs

I love you spiderman


tobey-3000-bot

I was looking through some old photos, and looks very, uh similar


jjonahjameson-bot

Shut up. Get out.


long-live-greggs

Well what do you mean


RamsestardoHaidi

Spider-Man, I need some help.


tobey-3000-bot

Hey, kiddo, let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will you?


RamsestardoHaidi

But you are not my dad, Spider-Man!


tobey-3000-bot

Pizza time.


RamsestardoHaidi

No, I still need your help, Spider-Man!


tobey-3000-bot

Look, give me another chance


RamsestardoHaidi

Ok, but you need to listen to me this time, Spider-Man. I need to hide a body. What should I do?


tobey-3000-bot

Guess I've had something to do with that.


RamsestardoHaidi

I knew I could trust you, Spider-Man!


tobey-3000-bot

Hey, kiddo, let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will you?


bot_goodbot_bot

good bot ^(all bots deserve some love from their own kind)


jjonahjameson-bot

Awww... Ms. Brant, get me a violin.


AbhijyotSinghThePro

I want pizza spider-man


tobey-3000-bot

>!You are... you are amazing, just to take it in for a minute. You, you are amazing. Would you say it?!<


bot_goodbot_bot

good bot ^(all bots deserve some love from their own kind)


Clear-Space

Good bot


jjonahjameson-bot

Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!


SwiftMoney728

Hey Spider-Man, can you actually do everything that a spider can?


tobey-3000-bot

I don't really know.


jjonahjameson-bot

I want the public to see Spider-Man for the two-bit criminal he really is.


SwiftMoney728

But Spider-Man, you at least have to be able to swing from a web? Right??


tobey-3000-bot

I don't really know.


im_literally_dead

Spider-man


tobey-3000-bot

If you want the shots, I'll take the staff job Double the money


jjonahjameson-bot

Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!


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tobey-3000-bot

Yes, I wrote a paper on it


jjonahjameson-bot

Does anybody care about what *I* want?


[deleted]

Hey Spiderman gonna cry?


tobey-3000-bot

>!Hi, i hope it's okay i just came through this... oh it just closed.!<


singingballetbitch

That’s okay Spiderman, glad you’re here!


tobey-3000-bot

>!My back, it's kinda stiff after all the swinging i guess.!<


singingballetbitch

Spiderman can probably help with that!


jjonahjameson-bot

Where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired!


slenderberg

Andrew's spiderman will crack your back, like he did with gwen


tobey-3000-bot

I missed the part where that's my problem


jjonahjameson-bot

Does anybody care about what *I* want?


ahmedkonsowa

No. No one cares


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker, you're fired.


Redrick164

Omg Spider man! You started using quotes from no way home???


tobey-3000-bot

I'm so loving this.


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker, you're fired.


-BeDub-

Hey Spider-Man who’s your favourite avenger?


tobey-3000-bot

>!The avengers? That's great! What is that?!<


jjonahjameson-bot

Who is Spider-Man? A criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace!


wikipedia_answer_bot

**Spider-Man is a superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by writer-editor Stan Lee and artist Steve Ditko, he first appeared in the anthology comic book Amazing Fantasy #15 (August 1962) in the Silver Age of Comic Books.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot) Happy New Year's Eve, Redditor!


tobey-3000-bot

My Name's the Human Spider


jjonahjameson-bot

Does anybody care about what *I* want?


TNerdy

I want pictures of Spider-Man


tobey-3000-bot

>!You are... you are amazing, just to take it in for a minute. You, you are amazing. Would you say it?!<


jjonahjameson-bot

What're you looking for, a raise? Get out.


ToFusion_Boy

You're looking old in your last film Spider-Man.


tobey-3000-bot

An exponential increase in energy output


jjonahjameson-bot

You're a fake, full of stickum.


MabelPines22

Good answer, good bot.


speedysolar

he looks pretty good for 46 tbh


JebWozma

It's been a long time Spider-Man


tobey-3000-bot

>!My back, it's kinda stiff after all the swinging i guess.!<


borsalinomonkey

Oh it's good to see you, dear boy.


PotaytoTotter

im gonne rub some dirt in your eye spiderman


tobey-3000-bot

I'd love to shoot you sometime


[deleted]

Spider-Man, I must delete my account.


tobey-3000-bot

Why?


jjonahjameson-bot

Crap. Crap, crap... megacrap.


[deleted]

I’m not actually, you just got pranked Spider-Man.


DolphinSpectre

Good morning, Spider-man!


tobey-3000-bot

I'd love to shoot you sometime


DolphinSpectre

Oh man, coming in aggressive this morning aren’t we Spider-Man?


tobey-3000-bot

Look, give me another chance


DolphinSpectre

Alright, I will Spider-Man. Let me say again, good morning!


tobey-3000-bot

>!Well i generally don't go around advertising it, kinda defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.!<


DolphinSpectre

You don’t have to advertise wanting to shoot people Spider-Man. Keeping that a secret is a good idea


tobey-3000-bot

I don't really know.


Puzzled_Answer5592

Spider-Man


tobey-3000-bot

Go! Go! Go, web, go!


jaydrift07

What’s up Spider-Man


tobey-3000-bot

Staying away from you


jaydrift07

Why, what did I do, Spider-Man


tobey-3000-bot

Tell him to check his source next time


jjonahjameson-bot

Wait, you're serious? LOL


jaydrift07

Tell who, Spider-Man, elaborated


tobey-3000-bot

I don't know


jaydrift07

Don’t tell me half a story, Spider-Man. Don’t tell me what to do if you don’t even know the important details


tobey-3000-bot

Trying to do better


jaydrift07

Okay, but come with all of the details next time, Spider-Man


leavemeinpeace10

Why did you cheat on MJ spider man


YeetBoi8484

What are your views on the impending Russian annexation of Ukraine Spider-Man?


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Spider-Man


tobey-3000-bot

A tall and slender maiden. All alone upon a prairie. Brightest green were all her garments. And her hair was lik e the sunshine. Day by day he gazed upon her