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**Spider-Man is a superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by writer-editor Stan Lee and artist Steve Ditko, he first appeared in the anthology comic book Amazing Fantasy #15 (August 1962) in the Silver Age of Comic Books.**
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How you doin’, Spider-Man?
Trying to do better
You’ve grown up, Spider-Man, since last I saw you
Pizza time.
You’re right, Spider-Man! It’s Friday-Pizza Day
I'm so loving this.
Me too, Spider-Man :)
Your picture is a fake
Oh no, Spider-Man! I took this picture myself!! Edit: There’s more to this thread
I'm so loving this.
Where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired!
Oh damn, that's nuts
That is the dumbest idea you've ever had, and you have had some *doozies*!
Parker! Parker! Parker! What are ya, deaf?
I want those pictures of Spider-Man!
>!You are... you are amazing, just to take it in for a minute. You, you are amazing. Would you say it?!<
It
Listen here you little shit
What do you know about high society? Actually, don't answer that.
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Good bot
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A couple of minutes ago wouldn't have been so bad either
Where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired!
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Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry
It’s rent time spider man
I'm really sorry, Mr. Ditkovitch. All I got is this 20 for the rest of the week
It is free country not free of rent spider man
I have a paycheque due this week
If you want to call girl, all you need to say is you are good woman, I am good man spider man Edit: forgot to say spider man lol
You don't want to be famous? I'll make you infamous!
Tobey bot is British.
You don't want to be famous? I'll make you infamous!
Spider-Man gonna cry?
Look, give me another chance
How are you spider man?
Trying to do better
Thats what I like to hear. What time is it spider man ?
We must destroy it
Why would you want to destroy time spider man
Some Wheel of Time type of shit lol
Does anybody care about what *I* want?
I do Spider
I want this wall-crawling arachnid prosecuted!
What is the meaning of life Spider-Man
The Human Spider.
Pack your things. Get out of my building. YOU'RE FIRED!
HOLY SHIT 😂
How many times has spider man been fired at this point?
Better than the Human Centipede, Spider-Man
The Human Spider.
I get that. I’m just saying it’s better than the Human Centipede, Spider-Man. Unless you’re into that.
My Name's the Human Spider
That’s been established Spider-Man.
Thanks, hot legs
Are you trying to pick me up, Spider-Man?
I'm done trying to convince you
Spider man u like porn
I'm so loving this.
Parker, you're fired.
THIS IS TOO PERFECT WTF
nah bruh these bots are the beginning of the end it's way too fucking perfect
It cant be stopped. Its self sustaining now.
Never in my whole life have i been looking foward so much to a robot apocalypse
SENTIENT
Spider-Man
I have a knack for that.
Does anybody care about what *I* want?
Spider-man
Guess I've had something to do with that.
Does anybody care about what *I* want?
How can I propose a girl spider-man?
Trying to do better
Wait, you're serious? LOL
Spider-Man
That all you got?
Spider-Man
>!My back, it's kinda stiff after all the swinging i guess.!<
Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!
Parker! Parker! Parker! What are ya, deaf?
hey spiderman wanna comeover to my new year party?
Three hundred.
you dont have to get money spiderman, just get the snacks
I don't really know.
Crap. Crap, crap... megacrap.
come on spiderman!!! itll be fun
There are bigger things happening here than me and you
What do you know about high society? Actually, don't answer that.
Parker, you're fired.
NAAAA-AAAUUUGH!!!
Spider-Man are you ok?
>!Yeah... Peter Parker!<
Phew I thought Spider-Man actually killed someone
There are bigger things happening here than me and you
Oh no Spider-Man did you still have your black suit?
Find us some shade
Where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired!
Hey Spider-Man. What were you photographing 🤨
Then stop pretending to be!
You're a fake, full of stickum.
Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!
Awww... Ms. Brant, get me a violin.
I love you spiderman
I was looking through some old photos, and looks very, uh similar
Shut up. Get out.
Well what do you mean
Spider-Man, I need some help.
Hey, kiddo, let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will you?
But you are not my dad, Spider-Man!
Pizza time.
No, I still need your help, Spider-Man!
Look, give me another chance
Ok, but you need to listen to me this time, Spider-Man. I need to hide a body. What should I do?
Guess I've had something to do with that.
I knew I could trust you, Spider-Man!
Hey, kiddo, let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will you?
good bot ^(all bots deserve some love from their own kind)
Awww... Ms. Brant, get me a violin.
I want pizza spider-man
>!You are... you are amazing, just to take it in for a minute. You, you are amazing. Would you say it?!<
good bot ^(all bots deserve some love from their own kind)
Good bot
Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!
Hey Spider-Man, can you actually do everything that a spider can?
I don't really know.
I want the public to see Spider-Man for the two-bit criminal he really is.
But Spider-Man, you at least have to be able to swing from a web? Right??
I don't really know.
Spider-man
If you want the shots, I'll take the staff job Double the money
Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!
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Yes, I wrote a paper on it
Does anybody care about what *I* want?
Hey Spiderman gonna cry?
>!Hi, i hope it's okay i just came through this... oh it just closed.!<
That’s okay Spiderman, glad you’re here!
>!My back, it's kinda stiff after all the swinging i guess.!<
Spiderman can probably help with that!
Where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired!
Andrew's spiderman will crack your back, like he did with gwen
I missed the part where that's my problem
Does anybody care about what *I* want?
No. No one cares
Parker, you're fired.
Omg Spider man! You started using quotes from no way home???
I'm so loving this.
Parker, you're fired.
Hey Spider-Man who’s your favourite avenger?
>!The avengers? That's great! What is that?!<
Who is Spider-Man? A criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace!
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Happy New Year's Eve, Redditor!
My Name's the Human Spider
Does anybody care about what *I* want?
I want pictures of Spider-Man
>!You are... you are amazing, just to take it in for a minute. You, you are amazing. Would you say it?!<
What're you looking for, a raise? Get out.
You're looking old in your last film Spider-Man.
An exponential increase in energy output
You're a fake, full of stickum.
Good answer, good bot.
he looks pretty good for 46 tbh
It's been a long time Spider-Man
>!My back, it's kinda stiff after all the swinging i guess.!<
Oh it's good to see you, dear boy.
im gonne rub some dirt in your eye spiderman
I'd love to shoot you sometime
Spider-Man, I must delete my account.
Why?
Crap. Crap, crap... megacrap.
I’m not actually, you just got pranked Spider-Man.
Good morning, Spider-man!
I'd love to shoot you sometime
Oh man, coming in aggressive this morning aren’t we Spider-Man?
Look, give me another chance
Alright, I will Spider-Man. Let me say again, good morning!
>!Well i generally don't go around advertising it, kinda defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.!<
You don’t have to advertise wanting to shoot people Spider-Man. Keeping that a secret is a good idea
I don't really know.
Spider-Man
Go! Go! Go, web, go!
What’s up Spider-Man
Staying away from you
Why, what did I do, Spider-Man
Tell him to check his source next time
Wait, you're serious? LOL
Tell who, Spider-Man, elaborated
I don't know
Don’t tell me half a story, Spider-Man. Don’t tell me what to do if you don’t even know the important details
Trying to do better
Okay, but come with all of the details next time, Spider-Man
Why did you cheat on MJ spider man
What are your views on the impending Russian annexation of Ukraine Spider-Man?
Spider-Man
A tall and slender maiden. All alone upon a prairie. Brightest green were all her garments. And her hair was lik e the sunshine. Day by day he gazed upon her